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강성대국
/nk/ - North Korea
Founded September 9th, 1948 Manager Supreme And Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un IRL manager Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0 Team colors Chat color ED1C27FF Glorious Leader Red Top scorer Dear Leader Kim Jong Un (9) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Dear Leader Kim Jong Un Website /nk/ - North Korea Nickname Norks
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 7 2 3 12 58.33%
GF GA GD 25 19 +6
Biggest win /nk/  3–0  /mn/ 6 October 2019 Biggest defeat /galar/  4–1  /nk/ 14 March 2021 First match /hoenn/  1–2  /nk/ 21 September 2019
Team music
Anthem North Korean National Anthem - Aegukka Victory Anthem We Will Safeguard the Leadership of the Revolution with Desperate Courage! Alt Victory Anthem Wangjaesan Light Music Band - Play with Flowers Goal horn Chollima On The Wing Kim Il Sung Horn Long Live Generalissimo Kim Il Sung! Alt Horn Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble - Chollima On The Wing
Kits

Independence And Unity In One Mind Through Songun

The Supreme Juche State Of North Korea
Home of the most prosperous, peaceful and glorious nation on earth North Korea inspires the awe and envy of the world as it continues to excel in all fields from its groundbreaking scientific discoveries to its unrivaled military. A nation the world wishes to emulate if not for the dark hand of American imperialism and capitalistic poison who to this day continues to thwart the efforts of Korean unification with our uncultured and corrupt brothers of the south, but brothers nonetheless.
Our national football team "Chollima" brings home victory after victory on the world stage, winning the Asian and World cups repeatably year on year in an unstoppable tide of success, truly showcasing the might of North Korea under the guiding hand of the Supreme and Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK DMZ 2   LB Sacred Mt.Paektu 4   CB Pink Lady 3   CB 10 Million Bayonets 23   RB Guiding Light Of Juche 10   CMF Reeducation Camps 22   CMF Friendly Tourist Guide 5   AMF Commander of the Songun 6   SS Kim Jong-Il 7   SS Eternal Leader Kim Il-Sung 11   CF Dear Leader Kim Jong Un

No. Position Player 12   GK Death By Poster Stealing 13   LB Seth Rogan 14   RB Best Korea 8   CB We Love Our Leader 2: Electric Boogaloo 21   CB NKpop 9   DMF The Cleanest Race 18   CMF State Mandated Haircuts 20   CMF Rocket Man 15   AMF Koryo Air 19   AMF Mighty Nuclear Arsenal 16   SS Unmatched Military Parades 17   SS Kim Jong Chick-Un

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
21 September 2019	/hoenn/	Multinational Bowl 4	1–2 W	25' Kim Jong-Un  76' Kim Il-Sung
27 September 2019	/gre/	Multinational Bowl 4	2–2 D	45+3' Kim Jong-Un  90+2' Mighty Nuclear Arsenal
29 September 2019	/usa/	Multinational Bowl 4	3–3 D	19', 67' Kim Jong-Un  52' Commander Of The Songun
5 October 2019	/arg/	Multinational Bowl 4	2–1 W	27' Kim Jong-Un  113' Kim Il-Sung
6 October 2019	/mn/	Multinational Bowl 4	3–0 W	73' Commander Of The Songun  82', 90+3' Mighty Nuclear Arsenal
6 October 2019	/lordran/	Multinational Bowl 4	1–0 W	27' Commander Of The Songun
6 October 2019	/es/	Multinational Bowl 4	1–1 (2–4 P) L	83' Kim Jong-Un
13 March 2021	/michigan/	Multinational Bowl 5	3–2 W	24', 75' Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un  86' Kim Jong-Sung
14 March 2021	/chn/	Multinational Bowl 5	3–2 W	38' Guiding Light of Juche  48', 74' Commander of the Songun
19 March 2021	/galar/	Multinational Bowl 5	1–4 L	90+0' Commander of the Songun
20 March 2021	/strangereal/	Multinational Bowl 5	3–1 W	25' Commander of the Songun  50', 64' Kim Jong-Sung
21 March 2021	/es/	Multinational Bowl 5	2–3 L	6' Kim Il-Sung  22' Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un