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강성대국
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/nk/ - North Korea
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Founded
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September 9th , 1948
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Manager
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Supreme And Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un
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IRL manager
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Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0
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Team colors
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Chat color
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ED1C27FF Glorious Leader Red
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Top scorer
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()
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Top assister
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()
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Captain
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Website
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/nk/ - North Korea
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Nickname
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Norks
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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Biggest defeat
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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First match
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TBD
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0–0
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TBD
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Team music
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Kits
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Independence And Unity In One Mind Through Songun
The Supreme Juche State Of North Korea
Home of the most prosperous, peaceful and glorious nation on earth
North Korea inspires the awe and envy of the world as it continues to excel in all fields from its groundbreaking scientific discoveries to its unrivaled military.
A nation the world wishes to emulate if not for the dark hand of American imperialism and capitalistic poison who to this day continues to thwart the efforts of Korean unification with our uncultured and corrupt brothers of the south, but brothers nonetheless.
Our national football team "Chollima" brings home victory after victory on the world stage, winning the Asian and World cups repeatably year on year in an unstoppable tide of success, truly showcasing the might of North Korea under the guiding hand of the Supreme and Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un.
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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DMZ
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2
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Sacred Mt.Paektu
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4
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Pink Lady
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3
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10 Million Bayonets
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23
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Guiding Light Of Juche
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10
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Reeducation Camps
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22
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Friendly Tourist Guide
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5
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Commander of the Songun
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6
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Kim Jong-Il
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7
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Kim Il-Sung
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11
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Kim Jong Un
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No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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Death By Poster Stealing
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13
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Seth Rogan
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14
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Best Korea
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8
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We Love Our Leader 2: Electric Boogaloo
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21
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NKpop
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9
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The Cleanest Race
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18
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State Mandated Haircuts
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20
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Rocket Man
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15
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Koryo Air
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19
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Mighty Nuclear Arsenal
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16
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17
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북조선 에 오신 걸 환영합니다
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