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# | {{hocInfobox | ||
|team= oilels | |||
|motto= After 10 soul-crushing years | |||
|name= Edmonton Oilers | |||
|bgcolor= 000080 | |||
|txtcolor= 9C6D01 | |||
|date= November 1, 1971 | |||
|owner= Daryl Katz | |||
|GM= Ken Holland | |||
|head coach= Dave Tippett | |||
|irl= HarryEnfield | |||
|color1= 000080 | |||
|color2= 9C6D01 | |||
|hex= 9C6D01 | |||
|color= Oilel Copper | |||
|scorer= McJesus | |||
|goals= 25 | |||
|assister= THE FINAL SOLUTION | |||
|assists= 13 | |||
|captain= McJesus | |||
|nickname= Oilels | |||
|w=13 | |||
|d=2 | |||
|l=10 | |||
|gf=52 | |||
|ga=46 | |||
|win_home= ncaah | |||
|win_away= oilels | |||
|win_score_home= 0 | |||
|win_score_away= 4 | |||
|win_date= 9/29/17 | |||
|lose_home= SuperGT | |||
|lose_away= oilels | |||
|lose_score_home= 4 | |||
|lose_score_away= 0 | |||
|lose_date= 01/27/19 | |||
|first_home= mild | |||
|first_away= oilels | |||
|first_score_home= 1 | |||
|first_score_away= 0 | |||
|first_date= 9/15/17 | |||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPviM4g4XWQ | |||
|a_title= Heaven In Alberta | |||
|altanthem1_what= Playoff Anthem | |||
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONcdN0Weiw | |||
|altanthem1_title= (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes | |||
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2gqxbhPp8 | |||
|gh_title= THE DREAM | |||
|altgh1_what= Alt. Goal Horn | |||
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pHa5BsC_Mk | |||
|altgh1_title= THE FINAL SOLUTION scores | |||
}} | |||
==Roster== | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Twelve Years Of Bad Management}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|No Defence}}}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos=CB |name=Chris Pronger's Contract}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=2 |pos=CB|name=Bouchard Bomb}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=93 |pos=DMF |name=The Nuge}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=06 |pos=CMF |name=THE DREAM OF '06}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=94 |pos=CMF |name=Ryan Smyth's Mullet}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=LWF |name=Revolving Door of Wingers}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=18 |pos=RWF |name=James "The Real Deal" Neal}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=29 |pos=SS |name=THE FINAL SOLUTION}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=97 |pos=CF |name=McJesus{{captain}}}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=GK |name={{greentext|Finnish Goaltending}}}} | |||
{{sq player |no=76 |pos=CB |name=DA BURR}} | |||
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Swedish Defense}} | |||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB |name=Male Nurse}} | |||
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=Oilers Won The Trade}} | |||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=The Ghost of Chiarelli}} | |||
{{sq player |no=64 |pos=DMF |name=Prospect Graveyard}} | |||
{{sq player |no=60 |pos=CMF |name=Granny Smith}} | |||
{{sq player |no=89 |pos=CMF |name=8 Point Gagner}} | |||
{{sq player |no=83 |pos=CMF |name=Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology}} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LWF |name=J.J. Pajeet}} | |||
{{sq player |no=44 |pos=RWF |name=Big Kass}} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
! width=20%; scope="col" style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Player | |||
! width=65%; scope="col" style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Description | |||
|- | |||
| >Finnish Goaltending || Mikko Koskinen | |||
|- | |||
| Twelve Years Of Bad Management || Bad decisions galore | |||
|- | |||
| BOUCHARD BOMB|| Evan Bouchard can crank it | |||
|- | |||
| >No Defense || Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger | |||
|- | |||
| Swedish Defense || Klefbom and Larsson baybee | |||
|- | |||
| Chris Pronger's Contract || If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues | |||
|- | |||
| Oilers Won The Trade || Thank you New Jersey Devils | |||
|- | |||
| Male Nurse || Darnell please pan out | |||
|- | |||
| McJesus || Our lord and saviour | |||
|- | |||
| THE FINAL SOLUTION || Based Leon Draisaitl | |||
|- | |||
| James "The Real Deal" Neal || Gives me The Real Feels | |||
|- | |||
| Revolving Door of Wingers || Who gets to play with McJesus this week? | |||
|- | |||
| J.J. Pajeet || Only other pajeet than Kadri to play in the NHL | |||
|- | |||
| Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW] | |||
|- | |||
| Granny Smith || Markus Granlund | |||
|- | |||
| Ryan Smyth's Mullet || 2nd in majesty only to Jagr | |||
|- | |||
| Prospect Graveyard || Where careers go to die | |||
|- | |||
| The Nuge || NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE | |||
|- | |||
| 8 Point Gagner || 4 goals 4 assists {{greentext|shitcago}} | |||
|- | |||
| THE DREAM OF '06 || What if Roloson never got hurt... | |||
|- | |||
| Big Kass || S A W F T | |||
|- | |||
| DA BURR || Ethan has spirit of Bear | |||
|- | |||
| The Ghost of Chiarelli || Bad contracts still lingering | |||
|} | |||
==Awards== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=65% | |||
|- | |||
! width=13%; scope="col" style="background:#D4AF37;color:#ffffff" | Player | |||
! width=40%; scope="col" style="background:#D4AF37;color:#ffffff" | Award - Season | |||
|- | |||
| McJesus || Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) - [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
|- | |||
| McJesus || Rocket Richard (Most Goals) - [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
|- | |||
| McJesus || Golden Boot - [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
|} | |||
==Match History== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=65% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Date | |||
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Result | |||
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 15 September 2017 | |||
|{{team away|mild}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|0-1 L | |||
|<small> </small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 22 September 2017 | |||
|{{team away|broons}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|3-4 L | |||
|<small> {{goal|57||63||90+3}} McJesus</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| 29 September 2017 | |||
|{{team away|ncaah}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|4-0 W | |||
|<small> {{goal|50}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|58}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|80}} L O O C H</small><small> {{goal|82}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| 6 October 2017 | |||
|{{team away|stors}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|4-2 W | |||
|<small> {{goal|22||35}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|62||82}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 13 October 2017 | |||
|{{team away|rags}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|3-5 L | |||
|<small> {{goal|6}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|11}} L O O C H</small><small> {{goal|14}} McJesus</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 20 October 2017 | |||
|{{team away|drw}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|0-2 L | |||
|<small> </small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| 20 October 2017 | |||
|{{team away|mild}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|4-0 W | |||
|<small> {{goal|10||87}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|45+1}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|68}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| 17 November 2017 | |||
|{{team away|snes}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|2-0 W | |||
|<small> {{goal|45+1}} Poolparty</small><small> {{owngoal|73}} MacConcussion</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 15 December 2017 | |||
|{{team away|stors}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|0-2 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| 15 December 2017 | |||
|{{team away|ncaah}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
|align=center|4-0 W | |||
|<small> {{goal|25||84}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|31}} The Final Solution</small><small> {{goal|90+3}} Poolparty</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 22 December 2017 | |||
|{{team away|stors}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Playoffs - Semi-Finals''' | |||
|align=center|0-1 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ccffcc' | |||
| 22 December 2017 | |||
|{{team away|stors}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Playoffs - Semi-Finals''' | |||
|align=center|3-2 W (a.e.t.) | |||
|<small> {{goal|20}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|36}} The Final Solution</small><small> {{goal|92}} McJesus</small> | |||
|-bgcolor='ffcccc' | |||
| 22 December 2017 | |||
|{{team away|stors}} | |||
|align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2017]] | |||
'''Playoffs - Semi-Finals''' | |||
|align=center|1-3 L | |||
|<small>{{goal|88}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=left| January 19, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|copalib}} | |||
| align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]] | |||
'''Group Stage''' | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
| align=left|<small><small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| January 20, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|isles}} | |||
| align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]] | |||
'''Group Stage''' | |||
| align=center|3-1 W | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|13}} PoolParty</small><small> {{goal|45+1}} L O O C H</small> {{goal|69}} McJesus<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| January 25, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|trb}} | |||
| align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]] | |||
'''Group Stage''' | |||
| align=center|3-2 W | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|8||57}} McJesus</small> <small> {{goal|85}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| January 26, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|ncaah}} | |||
| align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]] | |||
'''Playoff Round''' | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|13}} The Final Solution</small> <small> {{goal|90+5}} McJesus</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=left| January 27, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|SuperGT}} | |||
| align=center| [[File:Sperb_Owl_2019_logo.png|25px]] [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019|/sp/erb Owl 2019]] | |||
'''Quarterfinals''' | |||
| align=center|0-4 L | |||
| align=left|<small></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| March 21, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|gt}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Group Stage''' | |||
| align=center|1-0 W | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|73}} Poolparty</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=left| March 22, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|ice}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Group Stage''' | |||
| align=center| 2-2 D | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|5||28}} McJesus</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=left| March 24, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|bang}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Group Stage''' | |||
| align=center| 3-3 D | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|11}} McJesus</small> <small> {{goal|40|pen.|63}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| March 30, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|poland}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Round of 16''' | |||
| align=center| 3-3 W (5-4 PK) | |||
| align=left|<small> {{goal|82||90+0||120+0}} McJesus</small> <small> {{goal|90+3}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| March 31, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|bw}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Quarterfinal''' | |||
| align=center|3-1 W | |||
| align=left|<small>{{goal|45+1}} Sucks At Hockey</small> <small> {{goal|76||84}} The Final Solution</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=left| March 31, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|r9k}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Semifinal''' | |||
| align=center|4-3 W | |||
| align=left|<small>{{goal|20||45+2||69}} McJesus</small> <small> {{goal|81}} Yung Drake</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=left| March 31, 2019 | |||
| align=left| {{team away|cfb}} | |||
| align=center| [[Beta Bowl 3]] | |||
'''Final''' | |||
| align=center|0-3 L | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=left| | |||
| align=left| {{team away|cantpucks}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2019]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=left| | |||
| align=left| {{team away|vgk}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2019]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=left| | |||
| align=left| {{team away|shorks}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2019]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=left| | |||
| align=left| {{team away|jerks}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2019]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=left| | |||
| align=left| {{team away|ncaah}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2019]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=left| | |||
| align=left| {{team away|mdck}} | |||
| align=center|[[File:Hoc logo.png|25px]] [[:/hoc/ League 2019]] | |||
'''Regular Season''' | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=left|<small> | |||
|} | |||
= Statistics = | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=20% style="float: left; text-align: center;" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Player | |||
!style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Goals | |||
|- | |||
| McJesus | |||
| 25 | |||
|- | |||
| THE FINAL SOLUTION | |||
| 14 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Poolparty'' | |||
| 8 | |||
|- | |||
| ''L O O C H'' | |||
| 3 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Sucks At Hockey'' | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Yung Drake'' | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=20% style="float: left; position: relative; text-align: center;" | |||
!style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Player | |||
!style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Assists | |||
|- | |||
| THE FINAL SOLUTION | |||
| 13 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Poolparty'' | |||
| 7 | |||
|- | |||
| McJesus | |||
| 4 | |||
|- | |||
| ''L O O C H'' | |||
| 3 | |||
|- | |||
| Ryan Smyth's Mullet | |||
| 3 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Sucks At Hockey'' | |||
| 2 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll'' | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| Chris Pronger's Contract | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=20% style="text-align: center; float: left; position: relative;" | |||
!style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Player | |||
!style="background:#000080;color:#9C6D01"| Saves | |||
|- | |||
| Twelve Years of Bad Management | |||
| 42 | |||
|- | |||
| ''Clam TalBOT'' | |||
| 28 | |||
|- | |||
| {{greentext|Finnish Goaltending}} | |||
| 6 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br> | |||
*Players in ''italics'' are retired | |||
=Rivalries= | |||
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;"> | |||
{{Rivalry | |||
|vsteam = cfb | |||
|description = In [[:/sp/erb Owl 2019]], /cfb/ got their shit kicked in by 2 /hoc/ teams during the group stage, and ever since they've seethed at anything /hoc/<br> | |||
When these two teams finally met in the final match of [[Beta Bowl 3]], tensions and hype were very high. Unfortunately, with the help of a brace from 'BAMAWINSLOL, /cfb/ stole the championship<br> | |||
Next time, /oilels/ vow revenge. /hoc/ LIVES | |||
|rivalryname = Skates vs. Spikes Derby | |||
|vsrecord = 0-0-1 | |||
}} | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#DBE5F1;"| Played | |||
!style="background:#DBE5F1;"| {{tt|GF|Goals For}} | |||
!style="background:#DBE5F1;"| {{tt|GA|Goals Against}} | |||
!style="background:#DBE5F1;"| {{tt|GD|Goal Difference}} | |||
|-bgcolor="" | |||
| align=center| 1 | |||
| align=center| 0 | |||
| align=center| 3 | |||
| align=center| -3 | |||
|} | |||
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Roster
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Player | Description |
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>Finnish Goaltending | Mikko Koskinen |
Twelve Years Of Bad Management | Bad decisions galore |
BOUCHARD BOMB | Evan Bouchard can crank it |
>No Defense | Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger |
Swedish Defense | Klefbom and Larsson baybee |
Chris Pronger's Contract | If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues |
Oilers Won The Trade | Thank you New Jersey Devils |
Male Nurse | Darnell please pan out |
McJesus | Our lord and saviour |
THE FINAL SOLUTION | Based Leon Draisaitl |
James "The Real Deal" Neal | Gives me The Real Feels |
Revolving Door of Wingers | Who gets to play with McJesus this week? |
J.J. Pajeet | Only other pajeet than Kadri to play in the NHL |
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology | CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW |
Granny Smith | Markus Granlund |
Ryan Smyth's Mullet | 2nd in majesty only to Jagr |
Prospect Graveyard | Where careers go to die |
The Nuge | NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE |
8 Point Gagner | 4 goals 4 assists >shitcago |
THE DREAM OF '06 | What if Roloson never got hurt... |
Big Kass | S A W F T |
DA BURR | Ethan has spirit of Bear |
The Ghost of Chiarelli | Bad contracts still lingering |
Awards
Player | Award - Season |
---|---|
McJesus | Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) - /hoc/ League 2017 |
McJesus | Rocket Richard (Most Goals) - /hoc/ League 2017 |
McJesus | Golden Boot - Beta Bowl 3 |
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
---|---|---|---|---|
15 September 2017 | /mild/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-1 L | |
22 September 2017 | /broons/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
3-4 L | 57', 63', 90+3' McJesus |
29 September 2017 | /ncaah/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
4-0 W | 50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution |
6 October 2017 | /stors/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
4-2 W | 22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' The Final Solution |
13 October 2017 | /rags/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
3-5 L | 6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus |
20 October 2017 | /drw/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-2 L | |
20 October 2017 | /mild/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
4-0 W | 10', 87' McJesus 45+1' Poolparty 68' The Final Solution |
17 November 2017 | /snes/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
2-0 W | 45+1' Poolparty 73' MacConcussion |
15 December 2017 | /stors/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-2 L | |
15 December 2017 | /ncaah/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
4-0 W | 25', 84' McJesus 31' The Final Solution 90+3' Poolparty |
22 December 2017 | /stors/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Playoffs - Semi-Finals |
0-1 L | |
22 December 2017 | /stors/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Playoffs - Semi-Finals |
3-2 W (a.e.t.) | 20' Poolparty 36' The Final Solution 92' McJesus |
22 December 2017 | /stors/ | /hoc/ League 2017
Playoffs - Semi-Finals |
1-3 L | 88' The Final Solution |
January 19, 2019 | /copalib/ | /sp/erb Owl 2019
Group Stage |
0-1 L | |
January 20, 2019 | /isles/ | /sp/erb Owl 2019
Group Stage |
3-1 W | 13' PoolParty 45+1' L O O C H 69' McJesus |
January 25, 2019 | /trb/ | /sp/erb Owl 2019
Group Stage |
3-2 W | 8', 57' McJesus 85' The Final Solution |
January 26, 2019 | /ncaah/ | /sp/erb Owl 2019
Playoff Round |
2-1 W | 13' The Final Solution 90+5' McJesus |
January 27, 2019 | /SuperGT/ | /sp/erb Owl 2019
Quarterfinals |
0-4 L | |
March 21, 2019 | /gt/ | Beta Bowl 3
Group Stage |
1-0 W | 73' Poolparty |
March 22, 2019 | /ice/ | Beta Bowl 3
Group Stage |
2-2 D | 5', 28' McJesus |
March 24, 2019 | /bang/ | Beta Bowl 3
Group Stage |
3-3 D | 11' McJesus 40' (pen.), 63' The Final Solution |
March 30, 2019 | /poland/ | Beta Bowl 3
Round of 16 |
3-3 W (5-4 PK) | 82', 90+0', 120+0' McJesus 90+3' The Final Solution |
March 31, 2019 | /bw/ | Beta Bowl 3
Quarterfinal |
3-1 W | 45+1' Sucks At Hockey 76', 84' The Final Solution |
March 31, 2019 | /r9k/ | Beta Bowl 3
Semifinal |
4-3 W | 20', 45+2', 69' McJesus 81' Yung Drake |
March 31, 2019 | /cfb/ | Beta Bowl 3
Final |
0-3 L | |
/cantpucks/ | /hoc/ League 2019
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/vgk/ | /hoc/ League 2019
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/shorks/ | /hoc/ League 2019
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/jerks/ | /hoc/ League 2019
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/ncaah/ | /hoc/ League 2019
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/mdck/ | /hoc/ League 2019
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Statistics
Player | Goals |
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McJesus | 25 |
THE FINAL SOLUTION | 14 |
Poolparty | 8 |
L O O C H | 3 |
Sucks At Hockey | 1 |
Yung Drake | 1 |
Player | Assists |
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THE FINAL SOLUTION | 13 |
Poolparty | 7 |
McJesus | 4 |
L O O C H | 3 |
Ryan Smyth's Mullet | 3 |
Sucks At Hockey | 2 |
Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll | 1 |
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology | 1 |
Chris Pronger's Contract | 1 |
Player | Saves |
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Twelve Years of Bad Management | 42 |
Clam TalBOT | 28 |
>Finnish Goaltending | 6 |
- Players in italics are retired
Rivalries
/cfb/ - Skates vs. Spikes Derby |
In /sp/erb Owl 2019, /cfb/ got their shit kicked in by 2 /hoc/ teams during the group stage, and ever since they've seethed at anything /hoc/ When these two teams finally met in the final match of Beta Bowl 3, tensions and hype were very high. Unfortunately, with the help of a brace from 'BAMAWINSLOL, /cfb/ stole the championship |
0-0-1 |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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1 | 0 | 3 | -3 |
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