| /Pak/
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| ایمان، اتحاد، نظم
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| /Pak/ - Pak
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| Founded
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August 14th, 1947
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| Manager
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Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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| Owner
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John the Bookie
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| IRL manager
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An Actual Paki
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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006600
paki green
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| Top scorer
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()
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| Top assister
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()
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| Captain
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Sharia Law
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| Website
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/Pak/ - Pak
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| Nickname
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The Pakis
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 7
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3
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1
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11
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63.64%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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Because the rest of the country is too bland to be important
Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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Paki Corner Shop
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| 2
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Balti Triangle
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| 5
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Cricket > Football
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| 6
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White Girl Trafficking
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| 12
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>Internet Radicals
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| 18
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West Is West
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| 8
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Citizen Khan
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| 20
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>Indian Soap Operas
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| 7
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Acid Attacks
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| 10
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>Islamic Converts
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| 9
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Sharia Law
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 13
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The East London Mosque
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| 23
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"""Prestigious""" German Shitbox
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| 15
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Paki Gangs
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| 16
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>Die Hard Labour Voters
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| 22
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Slumdog Millionaire
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| 3
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Bend It Like Beckham
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| 4
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Goodness Gracious Me
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| 17
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Sadiq Khan
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| 21
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Top Grades Only
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| 14
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Forced Marriage
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| 11
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Jihadi John
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| 19
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Anjem Choudary
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Files
Export: Also the Englel National Team
Aesthetics (outdated): 21 brown isis-chan's walk into a shisha bar and put their hijabs on
Music (outdated): 100 Dhol Songs
Matches
Match History
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