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/po/

Live Long and PAYPUH.

/po/ - Papercraft & Origami

Founded

March 2012

IRL manager

Managerless

Team colors

Chat color

E4EDED
Paper White

Ranking

54 (

)

Highest rank

21 (September, 2013)

Lowest rank

58 (June, 2019)

Top scorer

1,000 Cranes (22)

Top assister

1,000 Cranes,
Paper Plane (9)

Captain

Broken Printer

Website

/po/ - Papercraft & Origami

Nickname

the /po/opers

Home ground

The Cutting Mat

Historic performance

16	16	32			64				25%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
95	131	-36

Biggest win
/tv/	0–5	/po/
August 16, 2013

Biggest defeat
/po/	0–5	/a/
August 24, 2013

First match
/po/	2–5	/an/
March 17, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	4 (First in 2013 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	15th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	11 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result	9th, 2013 Spring and 2017 Spring

Team music

Anthem

Lou Christie - Paper Song

Goal horn	Gorilla Zoe - Paper
Moneygami's Goal Horn	Ted DiBiase & Shane McMahon Mash Up - "Here Comes What It's All About"
Broken Printer's Goal Horn	Mitsabishi - Printer Jam (start goalhorn at 0:47)

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit

The /po/ management have created a Discord to better respond to members of the fanbase. Visit us here.

The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.

/po/ figure that victory in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2018 4chan Summer Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.

History

/po/ History

Spring 2018

The eleventh Babby Cup for the paper brigade commenced with their being drawn into Group E, a group jam packed with teams that have had a rich history of crumpling /po/. /g/ had come from Pot 1, a team that gave /po/ one of their most unfortunate losses in the Spring Babby Cup just last year after the paperboys advanced into the Round of 16. The second team drawn alongside /po/ were /o/, a team responsible for being placed in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers due to a failed export submission and kept /po/ out of only their second Babby Cup. As /po/ were drawn from the middle pot, all attention was focused on the Pot 4 team to join the group, /ck/. Though they were a taco shell of their former selves, /ck/'s Winter 2015 campaign started with a 3-0 drubbing of the paper squad, thus starting a two year downward spiral of /po/ towards the bottom of the recycling bin. Also, a new and unproven team has surfaced to face /po/ as well. If there was a time for redemption against all these teams, now would be the perfect time to do just that.

The first match was against /g/, and from the very start of the match, the power of technology was on display, and /po/ were immediately thrust onto their paperweights and doing the best they could to hold the /g/ offense, led by Install Gentoo, at bay. Off of a corner kick by Teedus, a deflected shot became a blooter chance for CS Grad. The shot banged off the right goalpost, but Terry A. Davis was there to recover the ball and put it in for /g/'s first quick goal of the game. But /g/ wouldn't be finished nor satisfied. At 23' into the match, Terry tried for another goal, but this time the Cutting Mat was there to block the shot. As the defense of /po/ was scrambilng to clear the ball, however, it was stolen by Install Gentoo, who installed football.exe into the net for a 2-0 /g/ lead. A foul by /g/ defender Pajeet would give /po/ a chance to get a goal. Paper Plane came close, but Stallman snatched the ball out of the air, and the /g/ assault continued. A stoppage goal before halftime snuck in from Install Gentoo after a diving headed ball rolled its way in on the far corner of the goal. It was a monstrous assault for /g/, with 14 shots on goal, 8 of them coming close or in, in just 45 minutes, and Cutting Mat came through with 7 saves after the half. /po/ would need a miracle to come back into this match.

/po/ would come back from halftime with a plan that would foil the /g/ offense, but not before another cheeky goal leaked in from the Thinkpad off an Install Gentoo assist, making it a 4-0 game. In dire straits and with a slim chance of coming back to even draw the match, /po/ had their answer. Who better to counter /g/'s offense than a broken printer? After /po/'s manager had removed the fluid formation out of desperation via a timeout, Broken Printer immediately sprang to life after the Cranes lobbed the ball towards center pitch. The printer had quickly broken past the /g/ defense, scoring only his second goal ever, and Stallman was left without a clean sheet, the game now 4-1. Subs would come on for both teams, and /po/ was beginning to gain the momentum they needed, and /po/'s defense, as legendary as it was, started becoming an impenetrable wall now. Then, at 83', X-Acto cut a pass to the Broken Printer who once again broke /g/'s defense, scoring his third goal ever, an easy kick past Stallman, a 4-2 game at this point. However, kekoff abuse would quickly favor /po/, and it would become a broken hat trick for the printer. /po/ were smelling blood and looking desperately for the fourth goal to tie this game up. Unfortunately that shot would never occur as Moneygami was tripped up by a /g/ defender for a foul. The proceeding free kick would not go in, and the game ended 4-3. Cutting Mat would finish with 8 saves, and it was an impressive effort to come this close from a 4-0 blowout early in the second half.

Coming ever so close to reversing a blowout but coming up short, /po/ were undoubtedly hurt, but they weren't out yet. There were still three games left in the megababby affair, and the second match would be the very next day against /o/, who had been surprisingly crashed by /ck/'s Moliendo Café party. Both teams were trying to gain their first point, and for /po/, a goal would come rather swiftly this time. In just 8 minutes, Cubecraft would find a seam in /o/'s backline and quickly score the first goal of the game. However, THE BEST SPORTS CAR, Miata, would score the equalizer. After that, not much proceeded to happen. Both teams would end up stalled at the first half, the real highlights coming from both the immovable Cutting Mat and former Golden Glove winner Black Ice Tree. In the second half, the subs would come quickly. At 71', a dangerous slide into Miata by Thick Card Stock would issue a straight red card, and the thick defender would be forced to sit out the remainder of this game, as well as /po/'s next match against /bant/. But on the other side of the incident, Miata came down with an affliction known as "really ded". It would be a 10-on-10 football match, and the aggressive trade between the two would help force the game to a 1-1 finish. Amusingly, PES tried looking for a man of the match in this contest, but did not find one. After the draw and also /ck/'s destruction of /bant/, /po/ would be in third behind both /ck/ and /g/, barely ahead of /o/ on goal differential, and the team would move on to their next challenge of showing the sick /bant/ers how to endure paper cuts.

Unfortunately, two quick unanswered goals from /bant/ would come down on /po/, thus eliminating them from the Spring Babby Cup. It would only get worse as /ck/, already confirmed to rejoin the elites, drubbed /po/ 4-0. Only /his/ had a worse performance in this Megababby affair overall, and /po/ would drop to a 39th place finish.

The One True Rivalry


/i/ - Slow Ass Bowl There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat. Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager
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Roster

Main article: /po/ Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Cutting Mat

13

	CB

Sticky When?

6

	CB

Mountain Fold

9

	CB

Valley Fold

99

	LB

Moneygami

17

	RB

X-Acto

88

	DMF

>>>/pol/

25

	CMF

Pepakura

10

	CMF

1000 Cranes

8

	AMF

Paper Plane

11

	CF

Broken Printer

No.

Position

Player

0

	GK

No Progress

90

	CB

Big Head Mode

12

	CB

Thick Card Stock

5

	LB

Graphig

69

	RB

Diagram Request

11

	DMF

Crease Pattern

3

	DMF

Kusudama

23

	CMF

Cubecraft

77

	CMF

Origami Dice

2

	AMF

PDO

23

	SS

Template

12

	CF

Tacky Glue

Reserves: /po/ Reserves and Academy

Match History

Cup Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-5 L	X-Acto 22' Big Head Mode 89'
March 17, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	X-Acto 75'
October 13, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane 19'
October 13, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane 83'
October 19, 2012	/fa/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Paper Plane 84'
May 3, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Paper Goat 26', 67' Chapsy 79'
May 5, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2 D	Paper Cut 11' Chapsy 70'
May 11, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami 16' Paper Plane 81'
May 18, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Paper Cut 43'
August 16, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	5-0 W	Paper Cut 13', 25', 88' Moneygami 32' Paper Plane 43'
August 18, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 24, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup	0-5 L
November 15, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Chapsy 10'
November 17, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
November 23, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W video link	Template 20' Chapsy 57'
April 6, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L video link
April 18, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-0 W video link	Chapsy 55' Moneygami 58' Paper Cut 60', 89'
April 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L video link	Paper Goat 67'
April 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L video link	Paper Plane 41' Paper Goat 51'
July 19, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D video link	Paper Plane 22'
July 25, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W video link	Paper Cut 44' Template 90+'
July 27, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 2, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Moneygami 34'
February 13, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-3 L
February 15, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L
February 21, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Moneygami 19', 40'
April 25, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-4 L	Paper Plane 39', 90+'
April 26, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Paper Plane 8'
May 2, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	PDO 88' X-Acto 90+'
April 10, 2015	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Paper Plane 22'
October 24, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes 19'
November 6, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Moneygami 23' X-Acto 69'
November 8, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-6 L	X-Acto 44'
April 15, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	1000 Cranes 26', 45+3' Paper Plane 39'
April 16, 2016	/vg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-4 L	Graphig 10' 1000 Cranes 35' X-Acto 49'
April 17, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Template 32'
October 8, 2016	/y/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	1000 Cranes 89', 90+2'
October 8, 2016	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-3 D	X-Acto 43' 1,000 Cranes 45+2', 83'
October 8, 2016	/co/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	1,000 Cranes 15', 23', 44', 74'
October 28, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-4 L	1,000 Cranes 45+0', 84' Crease Pattern 76'
October 30, 2016	/jp/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	1,000 Cranes 54'
November 5, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	1,000 Cranes 90+3'
May 12, 2017	/adv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	77' Graphig 83' Paper Plane
May 14, 2017	/t/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	11' Paper Plane 83' Diagram Request
May 20, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-2 L
May 27, 2017	/g/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	9' Paper Plane 34' X-Acto
July 28th, 2017	/vr/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	5', 87' 1,000 Cranes 56' Moneygami
July 30th, 2017	/trv/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
August 5th, 2017	/jp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-4 L	17' 1,000 Cranes 78' Moneygami
October 27th, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	37' Moneygami 90+5' 1,000 Cranes
October 29th, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-5 L	90+3' 1,000 Cranes
November 4th, 2017	/c/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	40' X-Acto 53' Broken Printer
May 5th, 2018	/g/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-4 L	59', 84', 86' Broken Printer
May 6th, 2018	/o/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	8' Cubecraft
May 12th, 2018	/bant/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-2 L
May 18th, 2018	/ck/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-4 L

Friendly Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 14, 2012	/diy/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 16, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane 69'
June 9, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Paper Plane 67'
September 2, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto 88'
September 15, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	X-Acto 14'
September 22, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Paper Plane 7', 55' Big Head Mode 79'
December 8, 2012	/ic/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 7, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	X-Acto 78'
April 7, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Paper Plane 38' X-Acto 40' Tacky Glue 50' Chapsy 52'
June 7, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-2 L	Paper Plane 22' Broken Printer 29'
June 8, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/int/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	Paper Plane 2', 17', 90+3'
December 25, 2012	/h/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	2-2 W (3-2)	Paper Cut 63', 84'
December 25, 2012	/y/	2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane 5'
December 25, 2012	/tv/	2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match	1-1 L (3-5)	Paper Plane 25'
January 17, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 17, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Template 64' WE NEED A STICKY 67'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals	2-1 L	Paper Plane 34'
August 22, 2015	/m/	Lark's Madness	4-1 L	1000 Cranes 25'

Honors

2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place

Downloads

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