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/pol/

卐 Gas The Kikes Race War Now 卐

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Founded

January 8th, 2012

Owner

President Donald J. Trump

IRL manager

Head Manager
Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK
Co-Managers
Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h
Aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up
Marquis !!w5CdIKEk5m6

Team colors

Chat color

dd0000
Third Reich Red

Ranking

47 (

2)

Highest rank

3 (April 14th, 2013)

Lowest rank

49 (June 3rd, 2017)

Top scorer

Stormfront (53)

Top assister

Hitler (6,000,000)

Captain

Hitler

Website

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Nickname

/pol/acks, /pol/iticians

Historic performance

34	13	34			81				41.98%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
134	149	-15

Biggest win
/pol/	5–1	/sp/
February 21st, 2016

Biggest defeat
/pol/	1–8	/adv/
August 6th, 2016

First match
/lit/	0–3	/pol/
February 12th, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	6 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	3rd, 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	7 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result	1st, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem	Springtime for Hitler
Victory Anthem	Waffen SS Choir - Neue deutsche Welle

Goal horn	Erika
Alternate goal horn	Special Goalhorns

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit
Fourth kit

It's happening. Soon.

Gas The Kikes Race War Now

/pol/ shall conquer.

Welcome to /pol/.

Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babbies, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2017 Autumn Fetus, and proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.

History

In January 2012, our dear leader Cozmo !911.RhllEE was unanimously elected as the first manager of /pol/. Thanks to his divine intelligence and infallible judgement, /pol/ became the best team in the history of the 4chan cup. /pol/ began its proud tradition of proving its superiority and dominance over the other racially inferior boards with its first ever outing in a friendly against /lit/. This left the liberal hipsters with their shit shoved in and /pol/ walking away with a 3-0 ass rape. Ron 'Doom' Paul set the goal'd standard with two screamers and Stormfront scoring the turd. Match fixing, election rigging and sneaky Mossad Ref infiltration by das Juden was the order of the day. Nonetheless, we still won comfortably thanks to a large supporter turnout cheering the team on with white power songs and nazi cake. /pol/ then drew 0-0 with /x/ in a shameful display that disgraced the Aryan nation. We clearly scored one goal at the end, but the African tribe referee was too busy hunting white wimmenz and did not count it. On March 3rd, /pol/ played against the whores of /s/, winning a decisive 3-1 victory, with Doom Paul scoring twice. We continue marching on, our destiny on the horizon. March 23rd, 2012 - D-Day. The invasion of /mlp/ began as expected with Stormfront besieging the weak defensive foundations of Ponyland. Through the blood, sweat & tears of the team, Stormfront clinically scored 4 goals with finesse and technical ability, and completed the rout of the gay Untermensch Pony lovers. The game ended with a decisive 4-2 victory for /pol/. On February 24th, 2013, a day that shall live in infamy, mere moments before our beloved Cozmo was to lead /pol/ to a sure victory against /sp/ in the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup Semi-Final, he was poisoned by a Mossad agent. Though the murderer was swiftly captured and executed, the poison, made from the concentrated foreskins of 6 million innocent Aryan babies, was too powerful for even the dear leader to resist. During his final moments with us, the great Cozmo, in an ultimate act of compassion, allowed /sp/ to win the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup. After our incorruptible leader ascended into heaven, a period of turmoil ensued as no successor had been chosen. One called Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U named himself manager and ruled for a brief time. However, he proved himself unable to meet the great responsibilities of the most honorable Cozmo. On March 1st, 2013, in our greatest hour of need, his eternal magnificence spoke to Weasel from the great beyond, and revealed Weasel's loyal assistant, SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY, to be the destined heir to management of /pol/. The ever-selfless Cozmo granted to young SeeSaw all of his unequaled knowledge and cunning so that he might continue our righteous crusade against the wicked forces of degeneracy for many cups to come. In addition, all blind /pol/ users were made to see.

In SeeSaw's absence, it seemed that Cozmo had descended from on high to lead /pol/ to glorious victory in the Summer Cup of 2013. After consecutive losses to /ck/, /co/ and /sci/, in which Doompaul snatched but one measly goal and /pol/ were stripped of their Nuevo Elite status, 'Cozmo' was quoted as saying "Oy Vey, it's like another Shoah!". It was at that moment that /pol/ realised what had happened. This 'Cozmo' was not the dear leader returned for one last glorious victory, but a JIDF shill determined on wrecking the master race and encouraging crossboard race-mixing. Such damage had been done that /pol/ even suffered a 4-1 defeat against the degenerates from /lgbt/ in SeeSaw's first match back in control, the darkest day for /pol/ to date.

The Autumn Cup bore greater successes for a resurgant /pol/, dismantling the disinformation shitposters of [s4s] and the untermensch betas of /r9k/. A particular highlight of Autumn 2013 was the systematic dismantling of the weeaboo degenerates at /y/, Stormfront scoring a hattrick in a 3-0 victory which secured his golden boot. The future of the Reich looked safe in the hands of new manager KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn, but no citizen of the Great /pol/ack Empire expected what would happen next. It turned out that all along, the Jooz had infested the 4chan Cup Commission as well, and when KHS_Rowan had the audacity to spend an extra 18 minutes making sure that the /pol/ team was as masterrace as the board deserved, it is said that the residual heat from the hand rubbing of DrBorisGoldbergstein was enough to power a turbine that would have delivered power to 14.88% of the world. /pol/ were disqualified, and relegated once again, to face the ignominy of another Babby Cup.

But what a cup it was. It was prophesised in the annals of /pol/ that a Megababby needed a Megateam to win it, and that was precisely what /pol/ provided. In the group stages, /adv/, /co/ and /lit/ were all comfortably dispatched, with Doompaul even saving the winning goal against /lit/ until 90+ minutes, all in the name of livening up the show. In another display of pure Aryan sportsmanship, /pol/ even deliberately played poorly against /k/ to allow a fellow superior-tier board to progress to the round of 16, valiantly sacrificing their 12-point masterrace status. In the knockout rounds, /pol/ overcame the Kampf against /po/, /e/ and /diy/ to set up a final clash against /fa/. It was at this point that the shillbots in the 4CCC lost control - they simply could not handle the level of based contained within the match. The sheer Jewishness of the commentary threatened to overshadow /pol/'s goosestep towards Babby Cup Victory, but in the end nothing can stop the Aryan race, and Doompaul secured a 107th minute goal to secure an extra-time victory.

Summer 2014 was the ~~last~~ next running of the cup under the Weimar Government of DrBorisG, and /pol/ determined that it must redpill this ten-gallon-tipping shillbot one last time before he retired. In a group with the pretenders to Elite status /asp/, professional dub checkers [s4s] and mental illness containment board /soc/, /pol/ achieved the ultimate mindfuck - launching a false crusade and subsequently getting themselves relegated along with all other good teams in order to make the next Babby Cup actually an Elite in disguise.

Under the new blood management brought in by retiring KHS_Rowan, /pol/ failed to score a goal in the Autumn Babbies; despite the privilege of having a large turnout of Aryans cheering on their team at the /new/ Memorial Stadium, all they could manage was a limp to 0-0 draws against /jp/ and /biz/, while losses to /tg/ (1-0) and /vr/ (3-0) placed the team among the worst in the Autumn Babbies; 37th out of 40, with only former champions /k/ and /trv/ and perennial former cup contender /v/ below them. Some say that this was as a result of /pol/ commanders deciding that it would be best not to invade in Winter, however, the Spring Offensive was to prove no more successful. In a group with pirates, degenerates, weebs and Kregg, for the third cup running /pol/ failed to win a single game, falling prey to the Rothschilds' sneaky 90+ goals on no fewer than three occasions, and were relegated yet again to Autumn.

It was Götterdämmerung for /pol/ - the longest winless streak in cup history. The manager AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw retiring, his apprentice Lowroller !!sQwQl6DtXGh taking the mantle of manager as the team suffered terrible losses such as Farage, Dorner, and even Stormfront (after a totally unsuspicious injury with Jews) from the corrupt forces of the ZOG. However, not all hope was lost when in this darkness, a man emerged and shined light for /pol/. With flowing blonde hair and the conviction of a patriot, his name was Donald Trump, with him bringing in new players such as the indomitable Build Wall, the notorious Moonman, and many more to bring back hope to the team, determined to make /pol/ great again.

The Autumn campaign found the Master Race from /pol/ in a group with more weebs, degenerate special snowflakes, pokefuckers, and communists. The first match against the weebs of /c/ ended in a lackluster 1-1 draw leaving many fans of /pol/ to wonder if this would be a repeat of the last two cups. /pol/ then played the degenerate /lgbt/ in a classic that left the special snowflakes bullied and triggered with a 3-2 /pol/ win and finally ending the drought (There were three reported suicides from the SJWs but none were confirmed). The game against /vp/ would go differently as the flying types from /vp/ were able to fly over the wall and /pol/ fell 3-2. This led to a must win game against /lit/ which /pol/ won handily 3-1 granting them a place in the knockouts, bringing them back to elite status, and BTFO’ing the AB/pol/ crowd. It was also here that as /pol/ burned degenerate communist literature and goosestepped their to victory. Their manager Lowroller revealed his true identity as Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK proving that the Jews really are behind everything, and with Jews you ~~lose~~ win.

The first match in the knockouts was against the betacucks from /r9k/ in a match so triggering it destroyed the Twitch channel, winning 2-1 and setting up a match against the dank memers from [s4s]. /pol/ shut down the dank memes and won 2-0, exacting their revenge against the memes for /pol/ harbor. The semis were looking to be one for the ages with a /pol/ vs /int/ /new/ Derby semi but the Jew magic finally ran out and /pol/ had to settle for a place in the third place match against /an/. With an Ubermensch effort, Build Wall stopping anything the animals were throwing at him, Doompaul finally scoring, and Jews bringing in the shekels for a hattrick, /pol/ claimed the Third Reich Trophy with a 4-2 win.

Now in the Promised Land of the Elites, thus the Winter Campaign began. Our champions from /pol/ were pitted against lesbian weebs, autists who do it for free, and heretical neckbeards armed with dice. Winter had a rocky start with both /pol/ managers nearly succumbing to mysterious assassination attempts. /pol/ would first face off against /u/ in a pitiful attempt as /u/ won 3-1 spoiling the return of fan favorite Stormfront who scored the only goal. /pol/ fans were upset thinking that they were looking at a quick return to the babbies. But it was not to be. Descending the escalator Donald Trump addressed the /pol/ crowd and said “You should all watch the next game against /sp/. It’s gonna be YUGE”. And YUGE it was. The God Emperor exploded for a hat trick in a 5-1 dismantling of /sp/ sending them back to the babbies. This led to a make or break game vs /tg/. Win or tie and /pol/ goes to the knockouts. Down 1-0 late in the game a booming voice exclaimed “HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES”. Trump then tied the game cementing /pol/ as an elite team.

The knockouts were shortlived however, /pol/ lost to /s/ in a 1-0 semen slurper. Now /pol/ gathered their resources as they begin their march toward the cup in the Summer Offensive.

/pol/ were placed in Group H with the commies (for like the 1488th time), the Discovery Channel, and a bunch of nooses, and the Summer Offensive was dead before /pol/ had ended their first match. Debuting at their new and improved /new/remberg Field, /pol/'s own supporters watched as /adv/ pinned them down and gave them the mightiest ass-fucking in cup history, to the tune of eight goals to one. Fans also witnessed the first double hat-trick in the cup's history, as Suicide had the ball on a strong, tightened rope. /pol/ did manage one goal, an early second-half strike by Stormfront, but it did nothing to save them from becoming the laughing stock of the cup. Things did look to be on the up as /pol/ journeyed to the 100 Acre Wood to face /an/. Stormfront had the /pol/acks 2-0 up at the half, and all appeared to be well. At the break, however, Trump leaned into his microphone and uttered one word: "Wrong", and it was so. /an/ clawed their way back into the game with an >outdoor cat hat-trick, leaving /pol/ on 0 points. Technically, they weren't relegated, and needed Kek to bless the team with meme magic going into their ~~third~~ ~~fourth~~ ~~fifth~~ nth meeting against /lit/. However, Kek had heard that Hillary Clinton was going to do a speech about the alt-right in less than two weeks, so he decided to plan an appearance there. /pol/ were left helpless as /lit/ won 2-1, giving them the unwanted title of the Wooden Spoon. Their only consolation was beating /trash/, like that matters.

And so, /pol/ were back in the Babbies. Along the way, they did pick up two more managers: A former /3/ manager in [KHS]SUPERtwinky !!lu4xpiaxXXJ, and Aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up, who originally planned to bring /wsr/ into the cup. /pol/ were put in Group C with degenerates, the Judenrampe, and the same fucking team they've been placed in a group with in four of their last eight cups. /pol/ would face /n/ first in what was to be the most semen-slurping match of all time. Both teams had a combined total of two shots, one shot of target, and one goal, scored by I Like Trains late in the game. /pol/ were now on a five game losing streak, but luck finally began to turn at the same time that the FBI decided to fuck with Hillary. /pol/ fought hard against /lit/, leading 2-0 early in the second half. However, /lit/ had equalized with ten minutes to go, and /pol/'s future looked grim. Donald Trump, however, was sick of having the cup rigged against /pol/, and put his team ahead in the dying minutes. Stormfront sealed the result in injury time, and /pol/ finally had a win after months of heartache. But going into the last game against /h/, it all went to shit. [KHS]SUPERtwinky !!lu4xpiaxXXJ stood up to manage and ignored the information given to him by Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK, instead deciding to manage like any /3/ manager would: like shit. /pol/ were down 3-0 at the half, and 5-0 by the end of the match. The GD had taken a massive hit and opened the door to /lit/ avoiding last place and a potential relegation to the qualifiers, and /lit/ took the opportunity, defeating /n/ 4-2.

Autumn may have ended badly for /pol/, but Kek had blessed them with a 22nd placing, and less than four days later, Donald Trump became President-elect of the United States. For the next few months, /pol/ could sit back and feast on salt.

Special Anthems

Die Flut Kommt Special Occasions

Nagila Hava -Jews MOTM / Hattrick / Only /pol/ Player who scored goals.

Special Goalhorns

Oy Gevalt (when Jews scores)

Bogdabogdanbogdanoff (When the Bogdanoffs score)

Trumplestiltskin (When Trump scores)

Ya Bashar (When Assad scores)

Right Wing Death Squads (When Moonman scores)

Alternate Themes

CRUSADER

The Mass Anthem

Anae Volare Goalhorn

Leadership

January 12th, 2012 --- February 24th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
February 25th, 2013 --- March 1st, 2013: Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U
March 2nd, 2013 --- May 29th, 2013: SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY
May 29th, 2013 --- August 25th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
August 25th, 2013 --- December 1st, 2013: SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC
January 9th, 2014 --- September 27th, 2014 : KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
September 27th, 2014 --- May 17th, 2015 : AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw
May 17th, 2015 --- ongoing : Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK

Lineup

Main Article: /pol/ Roster (work in progress)

No.

Position

Player

99

	GK

Build Wall

68

	CB

Dindu Nuffin

69

	CB

Memeball

8

	CB

Deus Vult

59

	DMF

Assad

45

	DMF

Trump

18

	AMF

Moonman

6

	LMF

Jews

2

	RMF

The Bogdanoff Brothers

14

	SS

Stormfront

88

	CF

Hitler

No.

Position

Player

0

	GK

Not An Argument

1

	LB

HWNDU

11

	CB

Redpill

24

	CB

K... Keep Me Posted

73

	CB

Free Helicopter Rides

23

	RB

Nigel Farage

17

	DMF

Marine Le Pen

55

	DMF

Ben Garrison

77

	CMF

Breivik

7

	AMF

Praise Kek

12

	AMF

Doompaul

10

	SS

Zimmerman

Rivalries

From the highest tree you shall hang, faggot.

/int/ - The /new/ Derby	The day /new/ was shut down, /int/ was invaded by the newsman forces. The occupation instated by the then board-less politically minded was too much for the passive hugbox of AIDS ridden immigrant marxists of /international/ to take on, and thus /pol/ was created, a new home for those who wish to continue freely debating out world-saving ideas, and preparing for the inevitable (and sure to come really soon) Happening. The /int/ernationals are still disgruntled about the Great /new/ Invasion, and have grown even more allergic to the moral, reasonable ideals held by the vast majority of /pol/. Ironically enough, without these people preserving their Nations, there would be no /int/. May we Blitzkrieg their pitch once more.
2-0-1

/lgbt/ - The Mental Illness Derby	A cesspit containing the most mentally disordered, self-deluded, STD-ridden most godless anons on the website, who constantly attempt to justify their wicked degenerate behaviors with all sorts of pseudo-sex-sciences, and opting to endorse and support one of the most jewish of the lobbies plaguing western civilization- "the LGBT movement". The act of defying God's Law will not be punished lightly, and it is up to /pol/- the Bastion of Morality- to hang these heathens to rid us all from these perverted sodomites and bring God's Blessings back to humanity. That is of course, if AIDS doesn't get to them first; Everyone knows sodomy destroyed Rome, really, we'll be doing them a favor. Let the Divegrass Crusade begin.
1-0-1

/his/ - The Holohoax Revisionism Derby	Having been consistently disproven by the most masterfully crafted, well sourced and captivating of infographics, the shilly willies could take it no more, and evaded the racially aware Nation of /pol/ in order to create their very own home- a blue board incapable of producing arguments of true historical accuracy or critical thinking. Perpetuators of such nonsense like the use of "gas chambers" in the extermination of 6 hebrewllion jews, this board does little more than take up some space and serve as the shelter for those unable to deal with politically-charged historical discussions. But alas, in the pitch such as in real life... /pol/ will make History, while /his/ talks about it.
0-0-0

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	2	Quarter Final	Promoted
2012 4chan Summer Cup	2	0	2	Preliminary Round
2013 4chan Winter Cup	5	0	2	3rd Place	Third Reich Trophy
2013 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	Group Stage	Relegated
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	3	4th Place	Promoted
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	0	0	Disqualified	Relegated due to >18 minutes
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	7	0	1	Champion	>implying worst fans
2014 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group Stage	Relegated, thanks >1.12
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	2	2	Group Stage	Almost last while hosting
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0	3	1	Group Stage	Wow, I can't fucking wait for /pol/ to win. AGAIN.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5	1	2	3rd Place	Third Reich Trophy
2016 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	2	Round of 16
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	Group Stage	Relegated with Wooden Spoon
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	Group Stage	Relegated to Fetus because >SUPERtwinky
2017 4chan Spring Babby Fetus	0	1	2	Group Stage	Aborted with Wooden Spoon

/pol/ Cup performances	25	10	28	Master Race	Make /pol/ GREAT AGAIN >implying it was

Records

Full Match History: /pol/ Match History

Official Matches

2012

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2012 Spring Babby Cup	Friendlies	/lit/	3-0 W	Stormfront 12', 33' Doom Paul 67'	February 12th, 2012
		/x/	0-0 D		February 18th, 2012
		/s/	3-1 W	Doom Paul 17', 28' Stormfront 90'	March 3rd, 2012
	Group Stage	/mlp/	4-2 W	Stormfront 24', 30', 50', 54'	March 23rd, 2012
		/r9k/	3-0 W	Stormfront 17', 43' Doom Paul 82'	March 24th, 2012
		/sci/	1-2 L	Jews 18'	March 25th, 2012
	Quarter-final	/m/	0-5 L		March 31st, 2012
2012 Summer Cup	Friendlies	/int/	1-0 W	Doom Paul 61'	April 14th, 2012
		/sci/	2-1 W	Hayek 74' Doom Paul 88'	May 12th, 2012
		/lit/	2-1 W	Hitler 86' Doom Paul 90+2'	June 2nd, 2012
	Group Stage	/m/	2-5 L	Doom Paul 45+2' Stormfront 82'	July 13th, 2012
		/g/	2-1 W	Doom Paul 19' CLICK CLACK 45' (o.g.)	July 14th, 2012
		/a/	3-0 W	Doom Paul 56' Stormfront 59', 73'	July 15th, 2012
	Preliminary Round	/d/	0-1 L		July 20th, 2012
2012 Autumn Babby Cup	Friendlies	/trv/	2-4 L	Doom Paul 19', 37'	August 19th, 2012
		/k/	2-2 D	Doom Paul 54' Hitler 79'	September 15th, 2012
		/mlp/	3-2 W	Stormfront 13', 33' Doom Paul 68' (pen)	September 22nd, 2012
2013 Winter Cup	Friendlies	/fit/	1-5 L	Stormfront 84'	December 15th, 2012

2013

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2013 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/h/	3-1 W	Stormfront 67', 86', 89'	February 8th, 2013
		/toy/	0-5 W		February 10th, 2013
		/soc/	2-0 W	Stormfront 74' Doom Paul 90+2'	February 16th, 2013
	Round of 16	/tg/	2-0 W	Stormfront 12' Doom Paul 74'	February 23rd, 2013
	Quarter-final	/n/	4-1 W	Hitler 7' Stormfront 38', 78', 87'	February 24th, 2013
	Semi-final	/sp/	0-2 L		February 24th, 2013
	Third place match	/cm/	3-0 W	Doom Paul 26' Stormfront 47' Hitler 65'	February 24th, 2013
2013 Spring Babby Cup	Friendlies	/wg/	3-1 W	Stormfront 6', 40' Doom Paul 26'	April 6th, 2013
2013 Spring Babby Cup	Friendlies	/toy/	1-2 L	Daily Reminder 6'	April 7th, 2013
2013 Summer Cup	Friendlies	/v/	0-0 D		July 12th, 2013
	Friendlies	/int/	5-2 W	Hitler 19' Doom Paul 38', 72' Stormfront 50', 85' (pen)	July 20th, 2013
	Group Stage	/ck/	0-2 L		August 17th, 2013
		/co/	1-2 L	Doom Paul 89'	August 23rd, 2013
		/sci/	0-1 L		August 25th, 2013
2013 Autumn Babby Cup	Friendlies	/lgbt/	1-4 L	Penn Jillette 8'	September 28th, 2013
	Friendlies	/wg/	0-2 L		September 29th, 2013
	Group Stage	/s4s/	2-1 W	Jews 39' Stormfront 80'	November 16th, 2013
		/r9k/	4-2 W	GOD EXISTS 13' Doompaul 15' Stormfront 16', 75'	November 22nd, 2013
		/cgl/	3-4 L	Hitler 13' Stormfront 66', 80'	November 24th, 2013
	Round of 16	/s/	3-3 W (7-6 PK)	Hitler 39' Stormfront 93', 119'	November 30th, 2013
	Quarter-final	/y/	3-0 W	Stormfront 10', 65', 79'	December 1st, 2013
	Semi-final	/toy/	3-5 L	Hitler 16' Stormfront 45+', 70'	December 1st, 2013
	Third place match	/hr/	0-3 L		December 1st, 2013

2014

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2014 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/adv/	3-0 W	Hitler 16' Zimmerman 35' Doom Paul 71'	April 5th, 2014
		/co/	1-0 W	Jews 45+'	April 6th, 2014
		/k/	1-3 L	Jews 45+'	April 12th, 2014
		/lit/	2-1 W	Stormfront 67' Doompaul 90+'	April 18th, 2014
	Round of 16	/po/	3-2 W	Zimmerman 28' Hitler 36', 116'	April 26th, 2014
	Quarter-final	/e/	1-1 W (5-4 PK)	Stormfront 83'	April 27th, 2014
	Semi-final	/diy/	2-0 W	Stormfront 26', 71'	April 27th, 2014
	Final	/fa/	2-1 W	Stormfront 76' Doompaul 107'	April 27th, 2014
2014 Summer Cup	Friendlies	/toy/	0-1 L		June 6th, 2014
	Friendlies	/trv/	2-1 W	Zimmerman 9' Hitler 90+'	June 8th, 2014
	Group Stage	/asp/	1-2 L	Doompaul 47'	June 19th, 2014
		/s4s/	2-2 D	Stormfront 34', 71'	June 25th, 2014
		/soc/	0-0 D		June 27th, 2014
2014 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/jp/	0-0 D		October 17th, 2014
		/tg/	0-1 L		October 24th, 2014
		/biz/	0-0 D		October 26th, 2014
		/vr/	0-3 L		November 1st, 2014

2015

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2015 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/t/	3-3 D	Hitler 18' Doompaul 20' Zimmerman 54'	April 25th, 2015
		/gif/	2-2 D	Doompaul 3' Jews 32'	May 1st, 2015
		/co/	1-2 L	Stormfront 68'	May 8th, 2015
		/m/	2-2 D	Hitler 8', 59'	May 10th, 2015
2015 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/c/	1-1 D	Hitler 50'	October 30th, 2015
		/lgbt/	3-2 W	Hitler 9', 38' Donald Trump 22'	October 31st, 2015
		/vp/	2-3 L	Donald Trump 25', 56'	November 6th, 2015
		/lit/	3-1 W	Donald Trump 3' Hitler 30' Jews 44'	November 8th, 2015
	Round of 16	/r9k/	2-1 W	Hitler 42' Donald Trump 68'	November 14th, 2015
	Quarter-final	/s4s/	2-1 W	Hitler 13' Jews 43'	November 15h, 2015
	Semi-final	/int/	0-2 L		November 15h, 2015
	Third place match	/an/	4-2 W	Jews 4', 109', 119' Doompaul 94'	November 15h, 2015

2016

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2016 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/u/	1-3 L	Stormfront 71'	February 19th, 2016
		/sp/	5-1 W	Donald Trump 20', 63', 90+5' Stormfront 67' Jews 90'	February 21st, 2016
		/tg/	1-1 D	Donald Trump 74'	February 27th, 2016
	Round of 16	/s/	0-1 L		March 5th, 2016
2016 Summer Cup	Group Stage	/adv/	1-8 L	Stormfront 51'	August 6th, 2016
		/an/	2-3 L	Stormfront 8', 35'	August 12th, 2016
		/lit/	1-2 L	Stormfront 38'	August 14th, 2016
2016 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/n/	0-1 L		October 28th, 2016
		/lit/	4-2 W	Jews 20' Donald Trump 47', 87' Stormfront 90+6'	October 30th, 2016
		/h/	0-5 L		November 5th, 2016

2017

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
2017 Spring Babby Cup	Qualifiers	/co/	2-4 L	Stormfront 41' Hitler 85'	April 28th, 2017
		/trv/	0-3 L		April 29th, 2017
		/sci/	2-2 D	Hitler 47', 68'	April 30th, 2017

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 7, 2012	/3/	2012 AAGMC Quarterfinals	6-2 W	Stormfront 2', 50', 65' Hitler 69' Jews 85' Doompaul 90+2'
April 7, 2012	/a/	2012 AAGMC Semifinals	0-1 L
October 12, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Heinrich Himmler 3'
October 12, 2013	/k/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
October 13, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	4-1 W	Reinhard Heydrich 19', 62' Adolf Hitler 67', 90+'
October 13, 2013	/trv/	2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals	2-4 L	Adolf Hitler 49' Reinhard Herdrich 70'
October 13, 2013	/sci/	2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff	2-1 W	Reinhard Heydrich 11' Adolf Hitler 61'
June 24, 2014	/twg/	Detroit's Clusterfuck Invitational	1-1 D	Zimmerman 90+'
June 24, 2014	/feg/	Detroit's Clusterfuck Invitational	0-1 L
September 13, 2014	/sci/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup ro16	2-0 W	Jews 4 Doompaul 28
September 14, 2014	/mlp/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Quarter Finals	4-3 W	Stormfront 15', 102 Doompaul 74',105+
September 14, 2014	/r9k/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Semi Finals	1-2 L	Jews 86
September 14, 2014	/vr/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup 3rd Place Playoff	1-0 W	Stormfront 8
January 17, 2015	/r9k/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
January 24, 2015	/s4s/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Brit/pol/ 38'
July 11, 2015	/k/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Doompaul 45+' Stormfront 53'
July 12, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Doompaul 3', 12' Jews 22' Stormfront 45+'
August 22, 2015	/lit/	Lark's Madness	1-5 L	Beivik 90+'
January 30, 2016	/b/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	4-2 L	Hitler 43' Stormfront 83'
January 31, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	5-4 L	Donald Trump 10', 23', 79' Stormfront 27'
June 13, 2016	/fa/	Rigging After Dark	3-2 W	Donald Trump 7' Stormfront 76', 89'
June 25, 2016	/his/	Rigging After Dark	3-3 W (9-8 PK)	Hitler 4' ~Awoovement 26' Jews 32'
June 28, 2016	/int/	Rigging After Dark	2-1 L	Jews 32'
January 14, 2017	/po/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Donald Trump 7', 26' Stormfront 35'
January 14, 2017	/soc/	Test Cup V 17.1 Group Stage	4-2 W	Stormfront 26', 35', 63' Donald Trump 55'
January 14, 2017	/r9k/	Test Cup V 17.1 Group Stage	0-2 L
January 15, 2017	/k/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 15, 2017	/jp/	Test Cup V 17.1 Group Stage	3-3 D	Donald Trump 14', 58', 73'
January 15, 2017	/an/	Test Cup V 17.1 Semifinals	2-2 W (5-4 PK)	Hitler 42' Stormfront 112'
January 15, 2017	/r9k/	Test Cup V 17.1 Final	2-1 W	Ben Garrison 21' Donald Trump 35'
January 15, 2017	/a/	Test Cup V 17 Super Final	1-1 L (5-6 PK)	Stormfront 34'

Scorers

The Führer shows his love for the cheering /pol/acks after scoring a magnificent goal

Stormfront performs his signature goal celebration

Player	Goals
Stormfront	53
Doom Paul	28
Hitler	22
Jews	11
Donald Trump	11
Zimmerman	4
Hayek	1
Daily Reminder	1
Penn Jillette	1
GOD EXISTS	1

CLICK CLACK (o.g)	1

Stats

	Played	Win	Tie	Loss	Efficiency	GF	GA	GD
Cup Matches	63	25	10	28	39.67%	103	120	-17
Friendlies	26	13	3	10	50.00%	50	41	+9
* Official Friendlies	18	9	3	6	50.00%	31	29	+2
* Unofficial Friendlies	8	4	0	4	50.00%	19	12	+7
Invitationals	23	11	3	9	47.82%	45	40	+5

Total Official Matches	81	34	13	34	41.97%	134	149	-15
Total Unofficial Matches	31	15	3	13	48.38%	64	52	+12

Total Matches	112	49	16	47	43.75%	198	201	-3

Honors

Highest Attendences

Competition	Opponent	Audience
2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	/s/	2188
2013 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	/sp/	2007
2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	/tg/	1884
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semifinals	/int/	1776
2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	/sp/	1714
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Third Place Match	/an/	1686

Video Archive

EXPORTS

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers

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Old Downloads

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Champions

Achievements
Babby Cups
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