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/pol/
卐 Gas The Kikes Race War Now 卐
Pol logo.png
/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
Founded January 8th, 2012
Owner Rothschild & Co
IRL manager Head Manager
  • Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h

Co-Managers

  • Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK
  • Prow !!YlSpXagF79L
  • Shand !!5al22228eYp
Team colors
Chat color dd0000
Third Reich Red
Ranking 7 (increase 9)
Highest rank 3 (April 14th, 2013)
Lowest rank 49 (June 3rd, 2017)
Top scorer Stormfront (53)
Top assister Hitler (6,000,000)
Captain Hitler
Website /pol/ - Politically Incorrect
Nickname /pol/acks, /pol/iticians
Home ground /pol/ in the High Castle
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
45 18 39 102 44.12%
GF GA GD
168 172 -4
Biggest win
/pol/ Pol icon.png 5–1 Sp icon.png /sp/
February 21st, 2016
Biggest defeat
/pol/ Pol icon.png 1–8 Adv icon.png /adv/
August 6th, 2016
First match
/lit/ Lit icon.png 0–3 Pol icon.png /pol/
February 12th, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 7 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 3rd Place, 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 9 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result Champions, 2014 Spring & 2018 Autumn
Team music
Anthem Die Fahne Hoc
Victory Anthem Tomorrow Belongs To Me

Goal horn Erika
Alternate goal horn Special Goalhorns
Kits
Home kit Polkit sbc2015.png
Away kit Polaway-2016sc.png
Goalkeeper kit PolGk sbc2015.png
Third kit Polthird-2016sc.png
Fourth kit Polfourth-2016sc.png


It's happening. Soon.
Gas The Kikes Race War Now
/pol/ shall conquer.

Welcome to /pol/.

Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babbies, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2019 Winter Cup without being satisfied of the second babby just won, all iterations in the /pol/eague, and for those proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.

History

In January 2012, our dear leader Cozmo !911.RhllEE was unanimously elected as the first manager of /pol/. Thanks to his divine intelligence and infallible judgement, /pol/ became the best team in the history of the 4chan cup. /pol/ began its proud tradition of proving its superiority and dominance over the other racially inferior boards with its first ever outing in a friendly against /lit/. This left the liberal hipsters with their shit shoved in and /pol/ walking away with a 3-0 ass rape. Ron 'Doom' Paul set the goal'd standard with two screamers and Stormfront scoring the turd. Match fixing, election rigging and sneaky Mossad Ref infiltration by das Juden was the order of the day. Nonetheless, we still won comfortably thanks to a large supporter turnout cheering the team on with white power songs and nazi cake. /pol/ then drew 0-0 with /x/ in a shameful display that disgraced the Aryan nation. We clearly scored one goal at the end, but the African tribe referee was too busy hunting white wimmenz and did not count it. On March 3rd, /pol/ played against the whores of /s/, winning a decisive 3-1 victory, with Doom Paul scoring twice. We continue marching on, our destiny on the horizon. March 23rd, 2012 - D-Day. The invasion of /mlp/ began as expected with Stormfront besieging the weak defensive foundations of Ponyland. Through the blood, sweat & tears of the team, Stormfront clinically scored 4 goals with finesse and technical ability, and completed the rout of the gay Untermensch Pony lovers. The game ended with a decisive 4-2 victory for /pol/. On February 24th, 2013, a day that shall live in infamy, mere moments before our beloved Cozmo was to lead /pol/ to a sure victory against /sp/ in the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup Semi-Final, he was poisoned by a Mossad agent. Though the murderer was swiftly captured and executed, the poison, made from the concentrated foreskins of 6 million innocent Aryan babies, was too powerful for even the dear leader to resist. During his final moments with us, the great Cozmo, in an ultimate act of compassion, allowed /sp/ to win the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup. After our incorruptible leader ascended into heaven, a period of turmoil ensued as no successor had been chosen. One called Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U named himself manager and ruled for a brief time. However, he proved himself unable to meet the great responsibilities of the most honorable Cozmo. On March 1st, 2013, in our greatest hour of need, his eternal magnificence spoke to Weasel from the great beyond, and revealed Weasel's loyal assistant, SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY, to be the destined heir to management of /pol/. The ever-selfless Cozmo granted to young SeeSaw all of his unequaled knowledge and cunning so that he might continue our righteous crusade against the wicked forces of degeneracy for many cups to come. In addition, all blind /pol/ users were made to see.

In SeeSaw's absence, it seemed that Cozmo had descended from on high to lead /pol/ to glorious victory in the Summer Cup of 2013. After consecutive losses to /ck/, /co/ and /sci/, in which Doompaul snatched but one measly goal and /pol/ were stripped of their Nuevo Elite status, 'Cozmo' was quoted as saying "Oy Vey, it's like another Shoah!". It was at that moment that /pol/ realised what had happened. This 'Cozmo' was not the dear leader returned for one last glorious victory, but a JIDF shill determined on wrecking the master race and encouraging crossboard race-mixing. Such damage had been done that /pol/ even suffered a 4-1 defeat against the degenerates from /lgbt/ in SeeSaw's first match back in control, the darkest day for /pol/ to date.

The Autumn Cup bore greater successes for a resurgant /pol/, dismantling the disinformation shitposters of [s4s] and the untermensch betas of /r9k/. A particular highlight of Autumn 2013 was the systematic dismantling of the weeaboo degenerates at /y/, Stormfront scoring a hattrick in a 3-0 victory which secured his golden boot. The future of the Reich looked safe in the hands of new manager KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn, but no citizen of the Great /pol/ack Empire expected what would happen next. It turned out that all along, the Jooz had infested the 4chan Cup Commission as well, and when KHS_Rowan had the audacity to spend an extra 18 minutes making sure that the /pol/ team was as masterrace as the board deserved, it is said that the residual heat from the hand rubbing of DrBorisGoldbergstein was enough to power a turbine that would have delivered power to 14.88% of the world. /pol/ were disqualified, and relegated once again, to face the ignominy of another Babby Cup.

But what a cup it was. It was prophesised in the annals of /pol/ that a Megababby needed a Megateam to win it, and that was precisely what /pol/ provided. In the group stages, /adv/, /co/ and /lit/ were all comfortably dispatched, with Doompaul even saving the winning goal against /lit/ until 90+ minutes, all in the name of livening up the show. In another display of pure Aryan sportsmanship, /pol/ even deliberately played poorly against /k/ to allow a fellow superior-tier board to progress to the round of 16, valiantly sacrificing their 12-point masterrace status. In the knockout rounds, /pol/ overcame the Kampf against /po/, /e/ and /diy/ to set up a final clash against /fa/. It was at this point that the shillbots in the 4CCC lost control - they simply could not handle the level of based contained within the match. The sheer Jewishness of the commentary threatened to overshadow /pol/'s goosestep towards Babby Cup Victory, but in the end nothing can stop the Aryan race, and Doompaul secured a 107th minute goal to secure an extra-time victory.

Summer 2014 was the last next running of the cup under the Weimar Government of DrBorisG, and /pol/ determined that it must redpill this ten-gallon-tipping shillbot one last time before he retired. In a group with the pretenders to Elite status /asp/, professional dub checkers [s4s] and mental illness containment board /soc/, /pol/ achieved the ultimate mindfuck - launching a false crusade and subsequently getting themselves relegated along with all other good teams in order to make the next Babby Cup actually an Elite in disguise.

Under the new blood management brought in by retiring KHS_Rowan, /pol/ failed to score a goal in the Autumn Babbies; despite the privilege of having a large turnout of Aryans cheering on their team at the /new/ Memorial Stadium, all they could manage was a limp to 0-0 draws against /jp/ and /biz/, while losses to /tg/ (1-0) and /vr/ (3-0) placed the team among the worst in the Autumn Babbies; 37th out of 40, with only former champions /k/ and /trv/ and perennial former cup contender /v/ below them. Some say that this was as a result of /pol/ commanders deciding that it would be best not to invade in Winter, however, the Spring Offensive was to prove no more successful. In a group with pirates, degenerates, weebs and Kregg, for the third cup running /pol/ failed to win a single game, falling prey to the Rothschilds' sneaky 90+ goals on no fewer than three occasions, and were relegated yet again to Autumn.

It was Götterdämmerung for /pol/ - the longest winless streak in cup history. The manager AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw retiring, his apprentice Lowroller !!sQwQl6DtXGh taking the mantle of manager as the team suffered terrible losses such as Farage, Dorner, and even Stormfront (after a totally unsuspicious injury with Jews) from the corrupt forces of the ZOG. However, not all hope was lost when in this darkness, a man emerged and shined light for /pol/. With flowing blonde hair and the conviction of a patriot, his name was Donald Trump, with him bringing in new players such as the indomitable Build Wall, the notorious Moonman, and many more to bring back hope to the team, determined to make /pol/ great again.

The Autumn campaign found the Master Race from /pol/ in a group with more weebs, degenerate special snowflakes, pokefuckers, and communists. The first match against the weebs of /c/ ended in a lackluster 1-1 draw leaving many fans of /pol/ to wonder if this would be a repeat of the last two cups. /pol/ then played the degenerate /lgbt/ in a classic that left the special snowflakes bullied and triggered with a 3-2 /pol/ win and finally ending the drought (There were three reported suicides from the SJWs but none were confirmed). The game against /vp/ would go differently as the flying types from /vp/ were able to fly over the wall and /pol/ fell 3-2. This led to a must win game against /lit/ which /pol/ won handily 3-1 granting them a place in the knockouts, bringing them back to elite status, and BTFO’ing the AB/pol/ crowd. It was also here that as /pol/ burned degenerate communist literature and goosestepped their to victory. Their manager Lowroller revealed his true identity as Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK proving that the Jews really are behind everything, and with Jews you lose win.

The first match in the knockouts was against the betacucks from /r9k/ in a match so triggering it destroyed the Twitch channel, winning 2-1 and setting up a match against the dank memers from [s4s]. /pol/ shut down the dank memes and won 2-0, exacting their revenge against the memes for /pol/ harbor. The semis were looking to be one for the ages with a /pol/ vs /int/ /new/ Derby semi but the Jew magic finally ran out and /pol/ had to settle for a place in the third place match against /an/. With an Ubermensch effort, Build Wall stopping anything the animals were throwing at him, Doompaul finally scoring, and Jews bringing in the shekels for a hattrick, /pol/ claimed the Third Reich Trophy with a 4-2 win.

Now in the Promised Land of the Elites, thus the Winter Campaign began. Our champions from /pol/ were pitted against lesbian weebs, autists who do it for free, and heretical neckbeards armed with dice. Winter had a rocky start with both /pol/ managers nearly succumbing to mysterious assassination attempts. /pol/ would first face off against /u/ in a pitiful attempt as /u/ won 3-1 spoiling the return of fan favorite Stormfront who scored the only goal. /pol/ fans were upset thinking that they were looking at a quick return to the babbies. But it was not to be. Descending the escalator Donald Trump addressed the /pol/ crowd and said “You should all watch the next game against /sp/. It’s gonna be YUGE”. And YUGE it was. The God Emperor exploded for a hat trick in a 5-1 dismantling of /sp/ sending them back to the babbies. This led to a make or break game vs /tg/. Win or tie and /pol/ goes to the knockouts. Down 1-0 late in the game a booming voice exclaimed “HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES”. Trump then tied the game cementing /pol/ as an elite team.

The knockouts were shortlived however, /pol/ lost to /s/ in a 1-0 semen slurper. Now /pol/ gathered their resources as they begin their march toward the cup in the Summer Offensive.

/pol/ were placed in Group H with the commies (for like the 1488th time), the Discovery Channel, and a bunch of nooses, and the Summer Offensive was dead before /pol/ had ended their first match. Debuting at their new and improved /new/remberg Field, /pol/'s own supporters watched as /adv/ pinned them down and gave them the mightiest ass-fucking in cup history, to the tune of eight goals to one. Fans also witnessed the first double hat-trick in the cup's history, as Suicide had the ball on a strong, tightened rope. /pol/ did manage one goal, an early second-half strike by Stormfront, but it did nothing to save them from becoming the laughing stock of the cup. Things did look to be on the up as /pol/ journeyed to the 100 Acre Wood to face /an/. Stormfront had the /pol/acks 2-0 up at the half, and all appeared to be well. At the break, however, Trump leaned into his microphone and uttered one word: "Wrong", and it was so. /an/ clawed their way back into the game with an >outdoor cat hat-trick, leaving /pol/ on 0 points. Technically, they weren't relegated, and needed Kek to bless the team with meme magic going into their third fourth fifth nth meeting against /lit/. However, Kek had heard that Hillary Clinton was going to do a speech about the alt-right in less than two weeks, so he decided to plan an appearance there. /pol/ were left helpless as /lit/ won 2-1, giving them the unwanted title of the Wooden Spoon. Their only consolation was beating /trash/, like that matters.

And so, /pol/ were back in the Babbies. Along the way, they did pick up two more managers: A former /3/ manager in [KHS]SUPERtwinky !!lu4xpiaxXXJ, and Aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up, who originally planned to bring /wsr/ into the cup. /pol/ were put in Group C with degenerates, the Judenrampe, and the same fucking team they've been placed in a group with in four of their last eight cups. /pol/ would face /n/ first in what was to be the most semen-slurping match of all time. Both teams had a combined total of two shots, one shot of target, and one goal, scored by I Like Trains late in the game. /pol/ were now on a five game losing streak, but luck finally began to turn at the same time that the FBI decided to fuck with Hillary. /pol/ fought hard against /lit/, leading 2-0 early in the second half. However, /lit/ had equalized with ten minutes to go, and /pol/'s future looked grim. Donald Trump, however, was sick of having the cup rigged against /pol/, and put his team ahead in the dying minutes. Stormfront sealed the result in injury time, and /pol/ finally had a win after months of heartache. But going into the last game against /h/, it all went to shit. [KHS]SUPERtwinky !!lu4xpiaxXXJ stood up to manage and ignored the information given to him by Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK, instead deciding to manage like any /3/ manager would: like shit. /pol/ were down 3-0 at the half, and 5-0 by the end of the match. The GD had taken a massive hit and opened the door to /lit/ avoiding last place and a potential relegation to the qualifiers, and /lit/ took the opportunity, defeating /n/ 4-2.

Autumn may have ended badly for /pol/, but Kek had blessed them with a 22nd placing, and less than four days later, Donald Trump became President-elect of the United States. For the next few months, /pol/ could sit back and feast on salt. As preparation for the upcoming Spring Qualifiers several new faces appeared to lead the squad to its much needed recovery- Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h and Prow !!YlSpXagF79L the Italian reinforcements, and Marquis !!0/P6ecQ6SSx and Aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up for the American support. Little did the now 5-man-strong council of /pol/, the supporters, or even the squad members for that matter, imagine the action one of their own was about to perpetrate.

Before the fabled Spring 2017 Qualifiers began, President Trump finally gave into Israeli pressure and tried to stab his fellow teammate Assad right in the back, turning whatever blessing Kek had instaured for the team into a curse- the qualifiers were doomed before they even began. In all 3 matches /pol/ fought to qualify to no avail, luck was not on their side, no shot would find the net, no dive would gain a penalty, no offside was left uncalled, and one of the managers, Marquis, stepping down.

This turn of events caused /pol/ to organize their very own divegrass tournament, something that would show the 4chan Cup how a competition should be organized and ran, something so good it would put the other-league-whose-name-shall-not-be-said to shame. /pol/’s most brilliant strategists and propagandists engineered what would become the biggest virtual football success ever known to Man- The /pol/eague, which was exciting, went smoothly, and saw an attendance that surpassed every single 4chan cup viewership put together and doubled (a statistic which is officiated by the /pol/ Ministry of Truth).

For 6 months /pol/ waited for the Autumn 2017 Qualifier and for their shot to finally set their feet down on the snowy pitches of a Winter Elite. And what a qualifier it proved to be!

The gored addicted oldfags of /b/, the managerless twink faggots of /cm/, and their once-hated-enemy-now-beloved-comrade-thanks-to-friendship-and-magic of /mlp/ were the obstacles to overcome this time around. Initially beginning with an amazing foul-kick goal from Stormfront only for the oldfags from /b/ol to equalize with a tight tapeworm-stapled tie, it was then followed by a disastrous 1-2 loss to /cm/, apparently caused by Dindu Nuffin and one of his characteristic chimpouts near the end of the game. Stadium security and managers were forced to intervene to prevent the furious /pol/ack crowd from rushing the field and lynching Dindu right on the spot, which albeit a normal tradition for /pol/, would have ruined diversity quota to which the managers were contractually bound to. What followed was the Do or Die of the decade for /pol/- a victory on the /mlpol/ Derby would mean the beginning of a victorious march ahead, while a defeat would imply another 6 months of obscurity and endless humiliation. The stage was set, the hopes were high, the stakes even higher, and the tension was palpable as over 6’000’000 fans from from both boards filled the stadium and surrounding areas to the brim. The match began with a fairly early goal from the infamous Sam Hyde who was dead set in gunning down the horsefucker goalkeeper (and getting away with it!), which lead /mlp/’s very own >Rape to respond with an almost nearly magnificent goal. Deadlocked 1-1 throughout most of the game, it almost seemed like our boys in Hugo Boss weren’t going to make it- until it happened: The call that saved /pol/. Loudly buzzed the cellphone, from one Bogdanoff to the other, “score it.”- not long before clock would stop the Bogs score the most important goal in recent /pol/ history, giving everyone a quick rundown and putting them over /mlp/ by 2-1, a result which they then fought hard to maintain until the final whistle, thanks to, but not only, the ever reliable defensive efforts of Deus Vult who wasn’t having any of that heresy that day, and the most reliable goalkeeper and link archiver bot on the website, ARCHIVE IT, the based nordbot of whose FP is always BP. The derby ended with the roars of the thrilled fans filling up the air (spamming the with swastikas) and with Princess Twilight herself bowing down to the Bogdanoffs.

/pol/ may have climbed out of the 4chan Cup’s abortion clinic but it was not without a loss, for /mlp/ qualified too and head manager Rabbi lost a very particular sidebet made with both the fans of /pol/ and the horsefuckers, forcing him to become a horsefucker himself and watch the technocolored cartoon pony show for little girls, live, with the fans of both sides, as a post-celebratory get-together.

Despite the excitement it brought, it was only a Qualifier and the real climb towards Winter would be fought out in the Autumn 2017 Cup. Placed with /asp/, /e/, and /n/, /pol/ performed a shocker when they blitzed the unseenable John Cena and the gay community with a recreational nuke delivered by Dr. Ron Paul, then gunned them down through the sights of the newly gold medaled Moonman. The next game against /e/ was a hard deadlock for most of the match, until at the last few minutes of the encounter, in which Moonman made a brilliant header, reminding everyone that It’s Okay to Be White, and for the first time since Autumn 2016, /pol/ claimed their seat among the Elites.

Just when it seemed like everything was on track for a 9 point masterrace run, /pol/ had a rather boring and unenergetic tie against /n/’s steam powered trains, naturally a result of the now more than evident /new/remberg Curse, which fortunately still meant /pol/ had secured the top spot in the Autumn group along with the Elite confirmation. As the saying goes, with Jews you win until you don’t, and Rabbi’s jewish magic seemed to have run out, thus stepping down and allowing Italian Stallion “Il Dvce” Canes to take lead of the team. As if having the 9 point run ruined wasn’t enough, the /pol/ack tribulations at their home stadium were far from over, having been drawn from The Hat to play against /tg/ in the first round of knockouts at /new/remberg, all our valiant men could muster was a 2-2 tie with goals by the Führer and Moonman, followed by a penalty shootout in which the tabletop neckbeards and their obviously cooked dice induced poor rolling on the Nazi offence’s part, causing Stormfront to miss his shot, and having the last proverbial critical fail been acted by Dindu, because FUCKING NIGGERS RUIN EVERYTHING. Stormfront took this as a sign of changing times and decided to step down and retire from the squad for the second and last time, with countless assists, 54 goals, and two Golden Boots, he goes down in history as /pol/’s most prolific goal scorer. Come Home White Man ;_;7

Winter 2018 had come, at last. For years /pol/’s long awaited shot at competing for the Elite Winter trophy was here. Our heroes were quick to make their presence noticed with two back to back victories against the /g/eeks and the /sp/ergs, both games won 2-1 with all 4 goals having been scored by /pol/’s most famous rapper and casual genocider, head of the Triple K Mafia, Moonman, truly proving himself to be sicker than your average nigger killer. The encounter with /sp/ was essentially (another victorious) rematch, as it had happened before on the previous year’s Winter Cup, with an equally humiliating performance from the goats. No shots on goals from the enemy until the 89’ minute, when Messi decided to do something for a change. In the last minutes given away by the ref as compensation, /sp/ fought rather desperately to tie up the match, even landing 3 kapows to the bars of the away team, but NOT AN ARGUMENT made sure /pol/ qualified for Summer, and /sp/’s weak rhetoric sent them straight into the relegation category at the hands of /pol/ once more. After that came what /pol/ had learned to fear for two years now- a home match at the now infamously cursed /new/remberg Memorial. Exciting was the match against the lego dildo of /toy/, with a first half ending 2-2 with a brace from the Prophet of the Aryan Race (Hitler), and a second half that despite having no goals was in no way short of gut wrenching opportunities and brilliant defensive displays from both ends. It may not been a loss, but it sure wasn’t the long awaited curse-breaking victory /pol/ had been longing for. And long would they have to wait, for the team drawn on the knockouts was no other than /tg/, yet again, standing before /pol/ and blocking their path towards the final day. To make matters worse, /new/remberg was the designated location from this encounter, which ended unsurprisingly with a misfire from /pol/, which threw the dice set out of the table and was critically damaged by /tg/ 3 goals to 1. Alas, at the very least Hitler’s men would live to see another Elite Summer cup for the first time in two years.

As the Summer Offensive for the Summer 2018, could the heatwave favor the goose stepping boys better than the cold winds of Winter? On this second consecutive Elite cup appearance /pol/ was supposed to play its home games in a brand new stadium, however for a series of “unfortunate events” in which (((aesco))) “had no time” to sign the prerequisite inauguration paperwork for the structure, /pol/ was forced to play once again at none other than /new/remberg vs. /sp/. These news made waves among the crowds of Brownshirts, who knew an impossible task laid ahead, and who knew exactly who was behind this sabotage. After a heartbreaking start with /sp/ scoring two goals in 20 minutes, /pol/ immediately reduced the gap to a single goal lead with the captain, and spiritual uncle of the white race, Adolf Hitler. In the second half /pol/ tried its best to end the last game on this stadium with at least a consolation draw, but neither the sweat of the players, the prayers of the faithful, nor the gets of the blessed were enough to beat the curse, and thus an under-performance in shot accuracy by the hands of /pol/ resulted in yet another loss. This zero point game, combined with the following 2-1 away loss to /sci/, in which chemical weapons are said to have been deployed against /pol/, despite the UN report claiming otherwise, condemned /pol/ to be relegated in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup before the last group stage match, causing the /pol/acks (and the Managers) to finally torch down /new/remberg stadium with unbridled Aryan rage, and selling its cursed ashes to :/bant/ in order to make a way for a New Order of stadium aesthetics. In the very first game on the new stadium, /pol/ in the High Castle, /pol/ managed to get a home win after two and half years, against /fit/ no less, in a brilliant match full of sipping, reminiscing about the great old days of the cup where the commentators were actually good and the referees unbiased (they don’t make them how they used to), with a closing 14 seconds of an 88th minute goal by Moonman, who took a shot at an open net all the way from the middle-field, setting the record for biggest distance ever scored from on 4CC, at 51 meters.

Relegated once more, but with no chip on their shoulder, the boys get ready for another /pol/eague and chant their way into Autumn 2018, “TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME!

Special Anthems

Die Flut Kommt (The Flood Comes) Special Occasions
/pol/ Happening Theme Advancing from Group Stage
Nagila Hava Jews MOTM / Hattrick / Only /pol/ Player who scored goals.
Do You Want Total War /pol/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Finale Winners Anthem

Special Goalhorns

Oy Gevalt When Jews scores
Bogdabogdanbogdanoff When the Bogdanoffs scores
Right Wing Death Squads When Moonman scores
mind= blown wmv When Sam Hyde scores

Leadership

Cozmo !911.RhllEE January 12th, 2012 February 24th, 2013
Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U February 25th, 2013 March 1st, 2013
SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY March 2nd, 2013 May 29th, 2013
Cozmo !911.RhllEE May 29th, 2013 August 25th, 2013
SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC August 25th, 2013 December 1st, 2013
KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn January 9th, 2014 September 27th, 2014
AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw September 27th, 2014 May 17th, 2015
Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK May 17th, 2015 November 5th, 2017
Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h November 5th, 2017 ongoing

Lineup

Main Article: /pol/ Roster

No. Position Player
0
  GK
STOP WATCHING PORN
11
  CB
Alex Jones
7
  CB
Deus Vult
89
  CB
Memezuela
59
  DMF
Assad
2
  CMF
The Bogdanoffs
6
  LMF
(((Jews)))
89
  RMF
Gilets Jaunes
45
  AMF
Trump
88
  SS
Hitler Captain
14
  CF
Moonman
No. Position Player
99
  GK
Build Wall
55
  CB
Ben Garrison
76
  CB
*smirks in Caucasian*
29
  CB
Sky King
68
  LB
Soyboy Gillette
1
  RB
Andy Warski
10
  DMF
NPC
64
  DMF
Bolsonaro
5
  CMF
Salvini
12
  CMF
Doompaul
18
  LMF
Sam Hyde
19
  RMF
>the absolute STATE of Brexit

Rivalries

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/mlp/ - The /mlpol/ Derby
Apparently unable to grasp the concept that no one likes them, the ponies seem to share one thing with all the other boards on 4chan: They secretly want to be like /pol/. Success breeds jealousy, and success is measured by achievement, and the /pol/acks are undoubtedly some of the most achieving members of their respective societies, so no wonder everyone is jealous of us. Some are discrete about it, while others such as /mlp/ just try too hard to associate themselves with /pol/. Well- no thank you. At least not until you're saved from your poor perspective regarding watching cartoons for little girls, or rubbing your genitals up against 2D horses.

This cup, we'll knock you off the saddle.

3-0-0
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/int/ - The /new/ Derby
The day /new/ was shut down, /int/ was invaded by the newsman forces. The occupation instated by the then board-less politically minded was too much for the passive hugbox of AIDS ridden immigrant marxists of /international/ to take on, and thus /pol/ was created, a new home for those who wish to continue freely debating out world-saving ideas, and preparing for the inevitable (and sure to come really soon) Happening. The /int/ernationals are still disgruntled about the Great /new/ Invasion, and have grown even more allergic to the moral, reasonable ideals held by the vast majority of /pol/. Ironically enough, without these people preserving their Nations, there would be no /int/.

May we Blitzkrieg their pitch once more.

2-0-1
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/lgbt/ - The Mental Illness Derby
A cesspit containing the most mentally disordered, self-deluded, STD-ridden most godless anons on the website, who constantly attempt to justify their wicked degenerate behaviors with all sorts of pseudo-sex-sciences, and opting to endorse and support one of the most jewish of the lobbies plaguing western civilization- "the LGBT movement". The act of defying God's Law will not be punished lightly, and it is up to /pol/- the Bastion of Morality- to hang these heathens to rid us all from these perverted sodomites and bring God's Blessings back to humanity. That is of course, if AIDS doesn't get to them first; Everyone knows sodomy destroyed Rome, really, we'll be doing them a favor.

Let the Divegrass Crusade begin.

1-0-1
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/his/ - The Holohoax Revisionism Derby
Having been consistently disproven by the most masterfully crafted, well sourced and captivating of infographics, the shilly willies could take it no more, and evaded the racially aware Nation of /pol/ in order to create their very own home- a blue board incapable of producing arguments of true historical accuracy or critical thinking. Perpetuators of such nonsense like the use of "gas chambers" in the extermination of 6 hebrewllion jews, this board does little more than take up some space and serve as the shelter for those unable to deal with politically-charged historical discussions. But alas, in the pitch such as in real life...

/pol/ will make History, while /his/ talks about it.

1-0-0


Tournament History

Competition Win Tie Loss Final Placement Tier Status Notes
2012 Spring Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 2 Quarter Final increase Promoted to Elite
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup 2 0 2 Preliminary Round steady Stayed Elite
2013 Winter Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Winter Cup 5 0 2 3rd Place steady Stayed Elite Third Reich Trophy
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 Group Stage decrease Relegated to Babby Lost Elite Status
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 0 3 4th Place increase Promoted to Elite
2014 Winter Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Winter Cup 0 0 0 Disqualified decrease Relegated to Babby Disqualified due to >18 minutes
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 7 0 1 Champions increase Promoted to Elite >implying worst fans
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 0 2 1 Group Stage decrease Relegated to Babby Thanks >1.12
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 2 2 Group Stage steady Stayed Babby Almost last while hosting
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 1 Group Stage steady Stayed Babby Wow, I can't fucking wait for /pol/ to win. AGAIN.
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5 1 2 3rd Place increase Promoted to Elite Third Reich Trophy
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 1 1 2 Round of 16 steady Stayed Elite
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 Group Stage decrease Relegated to Babby Relegated with Wooden Spoon
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 2 Group Stage decrease Relegated to Fetus Relegated to Fetus because >SUPERtwinky
SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Fetus 0 1 2 Group Stage steady Stayed Fetus Aborted with Wooden Spoon
ABC17 Design A fetus.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Fetus 1 1 1 Group Stage increase Promoted to Babby
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 1 1 Round of 16 increase Promoted to Elite
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup 2 1 1 Round of 16 steady Stayed Elite
Summer18 E.png 2018 4chan Summer Cup 1 0 2 Group Stage decrease Relegated to Babby
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5 2 0 Champions increase Promoted to Elite We are real history, BTFO /his/
/pol/ Pol icon.png Cup performances 36 15 33 Master Race Divegrass Master Race


Records

Full Match History: /pol/ Match History

Official Matches

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
2012 Spring Cup logo.png
2012 Spring Babby Cup
Friendlies Lit icon.png /lit/ 3-0 W Stormfront Goal 12'33'
Doom Paul Goal 67'
February 12th, 2012
X icon.png /x/ 0-0 D February 18th, 2012
S icon.png /s/ 3-1 W Doom Paul Goal 17'28'
Stormfront Goal 90'
March 3rd, 2012
Group Stage Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 4-2 W Stormfront Goal 25'31'51'55' March 23rd, 2012
R9k icon.png /r9k/ 3-0 W Stormfront Goal 17'43'
Doom Paul Goal 82'
March 24th, 2012
Sci icon.png /sci/ 1-2 L Jews Goal 19' March 25th, 2012
Quarter-final M icon.png /m/ 0-5 L March 31st, 2012
2012 Summer Cup logo.png
2012 Summer Cup
Friendlies Int icon.png /int/ 1-0 W Doom Paul Goal 61' April 14th, 2012
Sci icon.png /sci/ 2-1 W Hayek Goal 74'
Doom Paul Goal 88'
May 12th, 2012
Lit icon.png /lit/ 2-1 W Hitler Goal 86'
Doom Paul Goal 90+2'
June 2nd, 2012
Group Stage M icon.png /m/ 2-5 L Doom Paul Goal 45+2'
Stormfront Goal 82'
July 13th, 2012
G icon.png /g/ 2-1 W Doom Paul Goal 19'
CLICK CLACK Scored 45' (o.g.)
July 14th, 2012
A icon.png /a/ 3-0 W Doom Paul Goal 56'
Stormfront Goal 59'73'
July 15th, 2012
Preliminary Round D icon.png /d/ 0-1 L July 20th, 2012
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png
2012 Autumn Babby Cup
Friendlies Trv icon.png /trv/ 2-4 L Doom Paul Goal 19'37' August 19th, 2012
K icon.png /k/ 2-2 D Doom Paul Goal 54'
Hitler Goal 79'
September 15th, 2012
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 3-2 W Stormfront Goal 13'33'
Doom Paul Goal 68' (pen)
September 22nd, 2012
2013 Winter Cup Friendlies Fit icon.png /fit/ 1-5 L Stormfront Goal 84' December 15th, 2012
2013 Winter Cup logo.png
2013 Winter Cup
Group Stage H icon.png /h/ 3-1 W Stormfront Goal 67'86'89' February 8th, 2013
Toy icon.png /toy/ 0-5 W February 10th, 2013
Soc icon.png /soc/ 2-0 W Stormfront Goal 74'
Doom Paul Goal 90+2'
February 16th, 2013
Round of 16 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2-0 W Stormfront Goal 12'
Doom Paul Goal 74'
February 23rd, 2013
Quarter-final N icon.png /n/ 4-1 W Hitler Goal 7'
Stormfront Goal 38'78'87'
February 24th, 2013
Semi-final Sp icon.png /sp/ 0-2 L February 24th, 2013
Third place match Cm icon.png /cm/ 3-0 W Doom Paul Goal 26'
Stormfront Goal 47'
Hitler Goal 65'
February 24th, 2013
2013 Spring Cup logo.png
2013 Spring Babby Cup
Friendlies Wg icon.png /wg/ 3-1 W Stormfront Goal 6'40'
Doom Paul Goal 26'
April 6th, 2013
Toy icon.png /toy/ 1-2 L Daily Reminder Goal 6' April 7th, 2013
2013 Summer Cup logo.png
2013 Summer Cup
Friendlies V icon.png /v/ 0-0 D July 12th, 2013
Int icon.png /int/ 5-2 W Hitler Goal 19'
Doom Paul Goal 38'72'
Stormfront Goal 50'85' (pen)
July 20th, 2013
Group Stage Ck icon.png /ck/ 0-2 L August 17th, 2013
Co icon.png /co/ 1-2 L Doom Paul Goal 89' August 23rd, 2013
Sci icon.png /sci/ 0-1 L August 25th, 2013
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png
2013 Autumn Babby Cup
Friendlies Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 1-4 L Penn Jillette Goal 8' September 28th, 2013
Wg icon.png /wg/ 0-2 L September 29th, 2013
Group Stage S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2-1 W Jews Goal 39'
Stormfront Goal 80'
November 16th, 2013
R9k icon.png /r9k/ 4-2 W GOD EXISTS Goal 13'
Doompaul Goal 15'
Stormfront Goal 16'75'
November 22nd, 2013
Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 3-4 L Hitler Goal 13'
Stormfront Goal 66'80'
November 24th, 2013
Round of 16 S icon.png /s/ 3-3 W
(7-6 PK)
Hitler Goal 39'
Stormfront Goal 93'119'
November 30th, 2013
Quarter-final Y icon.png /y/ 3-0 W Stormfront Goal 10'65'79' December 1st, 2013
Semi-final Toy icon.png /toy/ 3-5 L Hitler Goal 16'
Stormfront Goal 45+'70'
December 1st, 2013
Third place match Hr icon.png /hr/ 0-3 L December 1st, 2013
2014 Spring Cup logo.png
2014 Spring Babby Cup
Group Stage Adv icon.png /adv/ 3-0 W Hitler Goal 16'
Zimmerman Goal 35'
Doom Paul Goal 71'
April 5th, 2014
Co icon.png /co/ 1-0 W Jews Goal 45+' April 6th, 2014
K icon.png /k/ 1-3 L Jews Goal 45+' April 12th, 2014
Lit icon.png /lit/ 2-1 W Stormfront Goal 67'
Doompaul Goal 90+'
April 18th, 2014
Round of 16 Po icon.png /po/ 3-2 W Zimmerman Goal 28'
Hitler Goal 36'116'
April 26th, 2014
Quarter-final E icon.png /e/ 1-1 W
(5-4 PK)
Stormfront Goal 83' April 27th, 2014
Semi-final Diy icon.png /diy/ 2-0 W Stormfront Goal 26'71' April 27th, 2014
Final Fa icon.png /fa/ 2-1 W Stormfront Goal 76'
Doompaul Goal 107'
April 27th, 2014
2014SummerCupLogo.png
2014 Summer Cup
Friendlies Toy icon.png /toy/ 0-1 L June 6th, 2014
Trv icon.png /trv/ 2-1 W Zimmerman Goal 9'
Hitler Goal 90+'
June 8th, 2014
Group Stage Asp icon.png /asp/ 1-2 L Doompaul Goal 47' June 19th, 2014
S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2-2 D Stormfront Goal 34'71' June 25th, 2014
Soc icon.png /soc/ 0-0 D June 27th, 2014
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png
2014 Autumn Babby Cup
Group Stage Jp icon.png /jp/ 0-0 D October 17th, 2014
Tg icon.png /tg/ 0-1 L October 24th, 2014
Biz icon.png /biz/ 0-0 D October 26th, 2014
Vr icon.png /vr/ 0-3 L November 1st, 2014
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png
2015 Spring Babby Cup
Group Stage T icon.png /t/ 3-3 D Hitler Goal 18'
Doompaul Goal 20'
Zimmerman Goal 54'
April 25th, 2015
Gif icon.png /gif/ 2-2 D Doompaul Goal 3'
Jews Goal 32'
May 1st, 2015
Co icon.png /co/ 1-2 L Stormfront Goal 68' May 8th, 2015
M icon.png /m/ 2-2 D Hitler Goal 8'59' May 10th, 2015
ABC15 Design G.png
2015 Autumn Babby Cup
Group Stage C icon.png /c/ 1-1 D Hitler Goal 50' October 30th, 2015
Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 3-2 W Hitler Goal 9'38'
Donald Trump Goal 22'
October 31st, 2015
Vp icon.png /vp/ 2-3 L Donald Trump Goal 25'56' November 6th, 2015
Lit icon.png /lit/ 3-1 W Donald Trump Goal 3'
Hitler Goal 30'
Jews Goal 44'
November 8th, 2015
Round of 16 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2-1 W Hitler Goal 42'
Donald Trump Goal 68'
November 14th, 2015
Quarter-final S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2-0 W Hitler Goal 13'
Jews Goal 43'
November 15h, 2015
Semi-final Int icon.png /int/ 0-2 L November 15h, 2015
Third place match An icon.png /an/ 4-2 W Jews Goal 4'109'119'
DoompaulGoal 94'
November 15h, 2015
WC16 Design A.png
2016 Winter Cup
Group Stage U icon.png /u/ 1-3 L Stormfront Goal 71' February 19th, 2016
Sp icon.png /sp/ 5-1 W Donald Trump Goal 20'63'90+5'
Stormfront Goal 67'
Jews Goal 90'
February 21st, 2016
Tg icon.png /tg/ 1-1 D Donald Trump Goal 74' February 27th, 2016
Round of 16 S icon.png /s/ 0-1 L March 5th, 2016
Summer16 H ALT 2.png
2016 Summer Cup
Group Stage Adv icon.png /adv/ 1-8 L Stormfront Goal 51' August 6th, 2016
An icon.png /an/ 2-3 L Stormfront Goal 8'35' August 12th, 2016
Lit icon.png /lit/ 1-2 L Stormfront Goal 38' August 14th, 2016
ABC16 Design A.png
2016 Autumn Babby Cup
Group Stage N icon.png /n/ 0-1 L October 28th, 2016
Lit icon.png /lit/ 4-2 W Jews Goal 20'
Donald Trump Goal 47'87'
Stormfront Goal 90+6'
October 30th, 2016
H icon.png /h/ 0-5 L November 5th, 2016
SBC17 Design A.png
2017 Spring Babby Cup
Qualifiers Co icon.png /co/ 2-4 L Stormfront Goal 41'
Hitler Goal 85'
April 28th, 2017
Trv icon.png /trv/ 0-3 L April 29th, 2017
Sci icon.png /sci/ 2-2 D Hitler Goal 47'68' April 30th, 2017
ABC17 Design A.png
2017 Autumn Babby Cup
Qualifiers B icon.png /b/ 1-1 D Stormfront Goal 9' October 13rd, 2017
Cm icon.png /cm/ 1-2 L Hitler Goal 11' October 14th, 2017
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2-1 W Madman Hyde Goal 16'
The Bogdanoffs Goal 80'
October 15th, 2017
Group Stage Asp icon.png /asp/ 2-0 W Doompaul Goal 35'
Moonman Goal 71'
October 28th, 2017
E icon.png /e/ 1-0 W Moonman Goal 82' November 3rd, 2017
N icon.png /n/ 0-0 D November 5th, 2017
Round of 16 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2-2 L
(3-4 PK)
Hitler Goal 17'
Moonman Goal 113'
November 11th, 2017
WC18 Design F2.png
2018 Winter Cup
Group Stage G icon.png /g/ 2-1 W Moonman Goal 5'80' February 16th, 2018
Sp icon.png /sp/ 2-1 W Moonman Goal 28'71' February 18th, 2018
Toy icon.png /toy/ 2-2 D Hitler Goal 18'41' February 24th, 2018
Round of 16 Tg icon.png /tg/ 1-3 L Donald Trump Goal 45+3' March 3rd, 2018
Summer18 E.png
2018 Summer Cup
Group Stage Sp icon.png /sp/ 1-2 L Hitler Goal 26' July 27th, 2018
Sci icon.png /sci/ 1-2 L The Bogdanoffs Goal 85' July 29th, 2018
Fit icon.png /fit/ 2-1 W Moonman Goal 84'89' August 4th, 2018
ABC18 Design A.png
2018 Autumn Babby Cup
Group Stage Asp icon.png /asp/ 1-1 D Moonman Goal 47' October 27th, 2018
Fit icon.png /fit/ 2-1 W Alex Jones Goal 9'
Hitler Goal 37'
November 2nd, 2018
Mu icon.png /mu/ 1-1 D Moonman Goal 87' November 4th, 2018
Round of 16 Biz icon.png /biz/ 3-1 W Alex Jones Goal 90+0'
Moonman Goal 114'
Hitler Goal 120+2'
November 10th, 2018
Quarter-final Wg icon.png /wg/ 4-2 W Hitler Goal 19'
Sam Hyde Goal 26'39'
The Bogdanoffs Goal 90+0'
November 11th, 2018
Semifinal W icon.png /w/ 1-1 W
(5-4 PK)
Moonman Goal 74' November 11th, 2018
Final His icon.png /his/ 2-0 W Hitler Goal 3'81' November 11th, 2018

Unofficial Matches

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Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
2012 Autism Awareness and Ganon Memorial Cup Quarter-final 3 icon.png /3/ 6-2 W Stormfront Goal 2'50'65'
Hitler Goal 69'
Jews Goal 85'
Doompaul Goal 90+2'
April 7th, 2012
Semi-final A icon.png /a/ 0-1 L April 7th, 2012
2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage Int icon.png /int/ 1-1 D Heinrich Himmler Goal 3' October 12th, 2013
K icon.png /k/ 0-1 L October 12th, 2013
Jp icon.png /jp/ 4-1 W Reinhard Heydrich Goal 19'62'
Adolf Hitler Goal 67'90+'
October 13th, 2013
Semi-final Trv icon.png /trv/ 2-4 L Adolf Hitler Goal 49'
Reinhard Herdrich Goal 70'
October 13th, 2013
Third place match Sci icon.png /sci/ 2-1 W Reinhard Heydrich Goal 11'
Adolf Hitler Goal 61'
October 13th, 2013
Detroit's Clusterfuck Invitational Random (?) Twg icon.png /twg/ 1-1 D Zimmerman Goal 90+' June 24th, 2014
Feg icon.png /feg/ 0-1 L June 24th, 2014
Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2-0 W Jews Goal 4'
Doompaul Goal 28'
September 13th, 2014
Quarterfinal Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 4-3 W Stormfront Goal 15'102'
Doompaul Goal 74'105+'
September 14th, 2014
Semifinal R9k icon.png /r9k/ 1-2 L Jews Goal 86' September 14th, 2014
Third place match Vr icon.png /vr/ 1-0 W Stormfront Goal 8' September 14th, 2014
2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies Friendlies R9k icon.png /r9k/ 0-1 L January 17th, 2015
S4s icon.png /s4s/ 1-0 W Brit/pol/ Goal 38' January 24th, 2015
2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies Friendlies K icon.png /k/ 2-1 W Doompaul Goal 45+'
Stormfront Goal 53'
July 11th, 2015
Tv icon.png /tv/ 4-0 W Doompaul Goal 3'12'
Jews Goal 22'
Stormfront Goal 45+'
July 12th, 2015
Lark's Madness Round of 64 Lit icon.png /lit/ 1-5 L Beivik Goal 90+' August 22nd, 2015
2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies B icon.png /b/ 2-4 L Hitler Goal 43'
Stormfront Goal 83'
January 30th, 2016
Mu icon.png /mu/ 4-5 L Donald Trump Goal 10'23'79'
Stormfront Goal 27'
January 31st, 2016
Rigging After Dark Random Fa icon.png /fa/ 3-2 W Donald Trump Goal 7'
Stormfront Goal 76'89'
June 13th, 2016
His icon.png /his/ 3-3 W
(9-8 PK)
Hitler Goal 4'
~Awoovement Goal 26'
Jews Goal 32'
June 25th, 2016
Rivalry Match Int icon.png /int/ 1-2 L Jews Goal 32' June 28th, 2016
2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies Po icon.png /po/ 3-2 W Donald Trump Goal 7'26'
Stormfront Goal 35'
January 14th, 2017
K icon.png /k/ 0-2 L January 15th, 2017
Test Cup V 17.1 Group Stage Soc icon.png /soc/ 4-2 W Stormfront Goal 26'35'63'
Donald Trump Goal 55'
January 14th, 2017
R9k icon.png /r9k/ 0-2 L January 14th, 2017
Jp icon.png /jp/ 3-3 D Donald Trump Goal 14'58'73' January 15th, 2017
Semifinal An icon.png /an/ 2-2 W
(5-4 PK)
Hitler Goal 42'
Stormfront Goal 112'
January 15th, 2017
Final R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2-1 W Ben Garrison Goal 21'
Donald Trump Goal 35'
January 15th, 2017
Super Final A icon.png /a/ 1-1 L
(5-6 PK)
Stormfront Goal 34' January 15th, 2017
Golden Spoon Cup
(Lose to Win)
Group Stage Tg icon.png /tg/ 0-3 L August 19th, 2017
R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2-5 L Bogdanoffs Brothers Goal 32'81' August 20th, 2017
Sci icon.png /sci/ 1-6 L Jews Goal 82' August 26th, 2017
Quarterfinal Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 6-9 L Stormfront Goal 21'24'
Hitler Goal 45+0'
Moonman Goal 58'60'
Dindu Nuffin Goal 85'
August 27th, 2017
Semifinal O icon.png /o/ 10-11 L Stormfront Goal 4'23'31'34'45+3'
Dindu Nuffin Goal 12'89'
Bogdanoff Brothers Goal 41'45+0'90+2'
August 27th, 2017
Final Gd icon.png /gd/ 1-13 L Moonman Goal 66' August 27th, 2017
Bonus Round Fa icon.png /fa/ 4-13 L Donald Trump Goal 12'
Bogdanoffs Brothers Goal 43'
Hitler Goal 45+0'
Moonman Goal 90+3'
August 27th, 2017
World Wars II Cup II Group Stage Tv icon.png /tv/ 2-1 W Hitler Goal 15'
Mussolini Goal 69'
November 17th, 2017
N icon.png /n/ 3-4 L Hitler Goal 66'79'90+1' November 18th, 2017
Out icon.png /out/ 3-4 L Hitler Goal 26'39'
Rommel Goal 86'
November 18th, 2017
Semifinal K icon.png /k/ 3-0 W Hitler Goal 36'40'79' November 19th, 2017
Final Sci icon.png /sci/ 2-1 W Hitler Goal 2'33' November 19th, 2017
Bonus Match Bant icon.png /bant/ 1-0 W Hitler Goal 23' November 19th, 2017
Omegacup 2017 Round of 128 Bol icon.png /bol/ 2-3 L Jews Goal 53'
Moonman Goal 79'
December 11th, 2017
2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies His icon.png /his/ 3-1 W Moonman Goal 50'
Hitler Goal 79'
Jews Goal 84'
January 19th, 2018
Int icon.png /int/ 1-4 L Moonman Goal 26' January 21st, 2018


Scorers

The Führer shows his love for the cheering /pol/acks after scoring a magnificent goal
Stormfront performs his signature goal celebration
Player Goals
Stormfront 54
Doom Paul 29
Hitler 31
Moonman 13
Donald Trump 12
Jews 11
Zimmerman 4
The Bogdanoffs 3
Madman Hyde 3
Alex Jones 2
Hayek 1
Daily Reminder 1
Penn Jillette 1
GOD EXISTS 1
CLICK CLACK (o.g) 1

Stats

Played Win Tie Loss Efficiency GF GA GD
Cup Matches 84 36 15 33 42.86% 137 143 -6
Friendlies 26 13 3 10 50.00% 50 41 +9
* Official Friendlies 18 9 3 6 50.00% 31 29 +2
* Unofficial Friendlies 10 5 0 5 50.00% 23 17 +6
Invitationals 30 16 3 11 53.33% 59 53 +6
Total Official Matches 102 45 18 39 44.12% 168 172 -4
Total Unofficial Matches 40 21 3 16 52.50% 82 70 +12
Total Matches 142 66 21 55 46.48% 250 242 +8

Note: Golden Spoon Cup matches aren't counted

Honors

Moonman reminds everyone that It's OK to be white

Highest Attendences

Competition Opponent Audience
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2223
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 S icon.png /s/ 2188
2013 Winter Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals Sp icon.png /sp/ 2007
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage Tg icon.png /tg/ 1884
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semifinals Int icon.png /int/ 1776
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage N icon.png /n/ 1730
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage Sp icon.png /sp/ 1714
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Third Place Match An icon.png /an/ 1686

Video Archive

EXPORTS

2018 4chan Winter Cup

Tactical Export: mega.nz
Aesthetic Export: mega.nz
Music Export: mega.nz

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

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Aesthetic Export: link
Music Export: link

2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies

Tactical Export: mega.nz
Aesthetics: same as Autumn Music Export: mega.nz

Trivia

  • The upload of Stormfront Celebration gif was the 1488th edit on this wiki.
  • Moonman scored the longest goal in the history of the cup from 51 meters, giving /pol/ a 2–1 win over /fit/ Fit icon.png.

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Old Downloads

PES17 Tactical Export
"JUST FUCK MY PES EDITOR UP FAM" Edition: http://puu.sh/tlk2u/4f02a60be7
PES16 Tactical Export
Autumn 2016: https://www.mediafire.com/?40b3s882cys4an3
PES16 Aesthetic Export
https://www.mediafire.com/?hzgc7sz10r8c8sj
Tactics
https://mega.co.nz/#!nxlBgByb!O791dEK3ib54nGyZae73JoIWdcRdsOS-zBkYal9NuMk
Aestetics
https://mega.co.nz/#!f91A0Q5J!TQTL0d9ZrLfIHSYypgyq88UbIKWFyAuqWsy3VXbgiJY (last updated April 17th, 2015 23:30)
Export
http://www.mediafire.com/download/qt0rt819gf7ku1c/newpol_export.rar (last updated January 10th, 2015 15:34)
Kits
http://www.mediafire.com/download/zuadj8957dkk31l/Winter+Friendlies+pol+harbor+edition+KITS.rar (last updated January 12th, 2015)
Faces and Kits for Winter Friendlies
http://www.mediafire.com/download/qhz6hchw4ojn3jp/newpol_aesthetics.rar (last updated January 10th, 2015 15:34)
Banners
http://www.mediafire.com/?z7lf00o3qimfxxf (last updated a long time ago)
Chants
http://www.mediafire.com/?13ntvr3jzyh5bbf (last updated September 9th, 2013)
Stadium
http://www.mediafire.com/download/yba05cl634cf6v4/zeppelinfeldSource4.zip

Achievements

Achievements
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2013 /mlp/ Mlp icon.png
Spring Champions
2014 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2015 /tv/ Tv icon.png
Preceded by
2017 /r9k/ R9k icon.png
Autumn Champions
2018 (2nd title)
Incumbent


Willkommen auf Pol logo.png