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ZENIN SHUUGOU, PRECURE! | |||||||||||||||
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SONO KOTO NAI | Villain making his long evil speech? Telling our girls that what they believe in is shit and trash and their friendship is meaningless? THAT'S NOT TRUE, they cry! Usually followed by some renewed ass kicking. |
"Where do I start?" | From the start? The Heartcatch ease-in? Go modern? Do you like music? Romance? Magic? Food? Consult the flowchart? (which one?) Real answer: Wherever the fuck you want. |
hi im back | When a previously BTFO general returns. Usually bigger, badder and still just as likely to get his ass kicked. |
Heartcatch Overlords | The precure for people who don't like precure. Darker, edgier, with enduring fan favourites and some of the best animation...but there's 20 other seasons to enjoy you know? |
JOBBERS ASSEMBLE! | You've seen them have their asses beat a good 40 times already, now it's time for their final stand...TOGETHER! |
DokiDoki Dark Age | While some will defend Doki to the death, it and HaCha are widely regarded as shitty seasons and have some of the weakest ratings and sales in the franchise |
Jan-Ken-Pon! | A gimmick of fan favourite Cure Peace in Smile, who would play RPS during her transformation and throw a different one every episode, even the generals ended up joining in. |
SAKUGA | Episodes with standout animation litter every season, especially with fight scenes. Cue bewildered outsiders asking "isn't this a kids show?" You're damn right it is. |
Mana Sue | Equally loved and equally hated. The most infamous aspect of Doki. Mana just does it all! And that's why she's the captain. |
Futari wa Motherfuckers | OGs, Cure Black and Cure White. Held in eternal reverence. Known for kicking major ass during crossovers. |
QUALITY | The counterpart to the sakuga is the QUALITY, and with 50 episodes of budget to stretch there is plenty of it. This IS a kids show after all! |
Subgroup of the week | Tonight on subbing nightmares: Fansubs can't spell, anon subs can't release, and our reasonably timed offical subs have changed everything's name. |
Based hetshitter | "Fuck you yurifags NozomiCoco was the one true ship" |
We're breaking up | The gang splitting up or a member splitting off is the easiest and most overused drama in the franchise. They've still yet to do it better than in Yes5. |
EVERYONE IS HERE | ALL STARS BABY LETS GO |
ENSEMBLE GROUP FINISHER | EXTREME FLORAL SHINING SPIRAL HEART RAINBOW HEALING LOVELY TRUE HEART SOUTHERN-CROSS FRESH ROCK MARBLE BURST A LA MODE & KNUCKLES. |
Which Pink is Best Pink? | All answers are equally valid. But it's Hikaru. |
Eternal Merch Void | A DVD collection will set you back about 20 grand, CDs? Another 6 grand. And the less you look into toys the better. |
I'm here for the yuri | The precure yurifag crawled through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights before Hugtto aired, finally granting something beyond goggles. |
Indoctrinate your kids | Hugtto literally had pink give birth on screen and blue become a nurse for the purpose. This isn't even a joke anymore. |
Watch Fresh | Held in consensus as one of the best seasons, has multiple fan favourite Cures, and unlike Heartcatch it feels more like the rest of the franchise. |
Where's my spotlight? | 6 more focus eps on our new breakout, then we'll get to you. |
HENSHIN | COLOUR CHARGE, DUAL AURA WAVE, METAMORPHOSE, OPEN MY HEARTO...Whatever you're yelling when it's time to kick a little ass, there's only one way to go: With a 3 minute group transformation sequence. |