/precure/

little girls in life threatening situations

/precure/
ZENIN SHUUGOU, PRECURE!
/precure/ - PreCure
Founded present day, present time IRL manager it me Team colors Extra team color HEX color C24682 Protag Pink (but which pink?) Captain Mana Sue
Team music
Anthem Futari wa Precure (15th Anni) Victory Anthem Papepipu ☆ Romantic Goal horn Shubidubi ☆ Sweets Time

No. Position Player #1   GK SONO KOTO NAI #2   LB "Where do I start?" #3   CB hi I'm back #4   CB Heartcatch Overlords #5   RB JOBBERS ASSEMBLE! #6   DMF DokiDoki Dark Age #7   CMF Jan-Ken-Pon! #8   CMF SAKUGA #9   CMF Mana Sue #10   SS Futari wa Motherfuckers #11   CF QUALITY

No. Position Player #23   CB Subgroup of the week #20   CB Based hetshitter #21   CB We're breaking up #19   CB EVERYONE IS HERE #22   CB ENSEMBLE GROUP FINISHER #18   LB Which Pink Best Pink? #17   RB Eternal Merch Void #16   DMF I'm here for the yuri #15   DMF Indoctrinate your kids #0   CMF Watch Fresh #60   CMF Where's my spotlight? #11   CF HENSHIN

Player	Description
SONO KOTO NAI	Villain making his long evil speech? Telling our girls that what they believe in is shit and trash and their friendship is meaningless? THAT'S NOT TRUE, they cry! Usually followed by some renewed ass kicking.
"Where do I start?"	From the start? The Heartcatch ease-in? Go modern? Do you like music? Romance? Magic? Food? Consult the flowchart? (which one?) Real answer: Wherever the fuck you want.
hi im back	When a previously BTFO general returns. Usually bigger, badder and still just as likely to get his ass kicked.
Heartcatch Overlords	The precure for people who don't like precure. Darker, edgier, with enduring fan favourites and some of the best animation...but there's 20 other seasons to enjoy you know?
JOBBERS ASSEMBLE!	You've seen them have their asses beat a good 40 times already, now it's time for their final stand...TOGETHER!
DokiDoki Dark Age	While some will defend Doki to the death, it and HaCha are widely regarded as shitty seasons and have some of the weakest ratings and sales in the franchise
Jan-Ken-Pon!	A gimmick of fan favourite Cure Peace in Smile, who would play RPS during her transformation and throw a different one every episode, even the generals ended up joining in.
SAKUGA	Episodes with standout animation litter every season, especially with fight scenes. Cue bewildered outsiders asking "isn't this a kids show?" You're damn right it is.
Mana Sue	Equally loved and equally hated. The most infamous aspect of Doki. Mana just does it all! And that's why she's the captain.
Futari wa Motherfuckers	OGs, Cure Black and Cure White. Held in eternal reverence. Known for kicking major ass during crossovers.
QUALITY	The counterpart to the sakuga is the QUALITY, and with 50 episodes of budget to stretch there is plenty of it. This IS a kids show after all!
Subgroup of the week	Tonight on subbing nightmares: Fansubs can't spell, anon subs can't release, and our reasonably timed offical subs have changed everything's name.
Based hetshitter	"Fuck you yurifags NozomiCoco was the one true ship"
We're breaking up	The gang splitting up or a member splitting off is the easiest and most overused drama in the franchise. They've still yet to do it better than in Yes5.
EVERYONE IS HERE	ALL STARS BABY LETS GO
ENSEMBLE GROUP FINISHER	EXTREME FLORAL SHINING SPIRAL HEART RAINBOW HEALING LOVELY TRUE HEART SOUTHERN-CROSS FRESH ROCK MARBLE BURST A LA MODE & KNUCKLES.
Which Pink is Best Pink?	All answers are equally valid. But it's Hikaru.
Eternal Merch Void	A DVD collection will set you back about 20 grand, CDs? Another 6 grand. And the less you look into toys the better.
I'm here for the yuri	The precure yurifag crawled through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights before Hugtto aired, finally granting something beyond goggles.
Indoctrinate your kids	Hugtto literally had pink give birth on screen and blue become a nurse for the purpose. This isn't even a joke anymore.
Watch Fresh	Held in consensus as one of the best seasons, has multiple fan favourite Cures, and unlike Heartcatch it feels more like the rest of the franchise.
Where's my spotlight?	6 more focus eps on our new breakout, then we'll get to you.
HENSHIN	COLOUR CHARGE, DUAL AURA WAVE, METAMORPHOSE, OPEN MY HEARTO...Whatever you're yelling when it's time to kick a little ass, there's only one way to go: With a 3 minute group transformation sequence.