/revue/ roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name/Affiliation	Image	In-Costume	Description
CF	10	Famous Pedo TENDOU MAYA			TENDOU MAYA, the powerful and ever-imposing #1 contender for top stardom who now makes her way into the /vg/ league as /revue/'s leading striker. Maya has a penchant for intentionally and unintentionally having encounters with the "cute and funny". Her reputation for being an enchanter of lolis mostly comes from the game as well as the prequel manga. Between collecting content of her love interest Claudine as a child actress or having an entire arc built around helping a loli, it's safe to say the devs know what they're doing here. Her victory catchphrase is "Position zero: this is TENDOU MAYA!".
RWF	11	Bananice			Daiba Nana, the iconic and most popular stage girl with hair shaped like bananas who is shrouded in mystery. To delve into Banana's motivations would be spoiler territory, but rest assured her character arc will be quite the roller coaster ride for first-time viewers of the anime. She is a well-balanced actor who can make you feel warm and fuzzy one moment and shuddering in fear the next. You'd be wise not to anger this Banana.
LWF	9	Dumb Frog			Saijo Claudine, the hyper competitive rival who wishes to defeat Tendou Maya both on the stage and in bed. She's a half-French girl who insists upon weaving her frog language into her everyday Japanese. While most of her popularity comes from her pairing with Maya, she can genuinely hold her own and should not be underestimated. You'll see how handsome and cool she is when she finally beats her.
AMF	19	yyk			Tanaka Yuyuko, the sleepy rakugo expert and sweetheart of the /revue/ thread. A very quotable game-original character who has become a common sight in the general. She truly secured position zero in our hearts and minds when she made a moving confession to the girl she admires in the Arcana Arcadia story arc, skyrocketing her up to becoming the team's second gold medal.
CMF	8	B-Gomi		N/A	B-Gumi is the label given to students who participate in the directorial and stagehand side of things. Considering the gap between stage girls who get all the spotlight and the generic stagehands, jokes have arisen about how the stage girls use and abuse B-Gumis. "Gumi" warped into "Gomi" to solidify their lowly status. The game has a female-only faceless player character who is one such B-Gomi, however they have no role in the story and the girls only occasionally thank you for your slave labor. As such residents of /revue/ refer to fellow posters as B-Gomis.
DMF	16	Let's Ponzu!			Yumeoji Fumi, the transfer student of the game who attracts women like a magnet. When she isn't dealing with sibling drama or getting pranked by a girl who is really just doing it to get pinned down and disciplined, you can find her chugging bottles of ponzu sauce. Because every game needs a character hyper-obsessed with a particular food, of course.
RB	23	Mastermind Hamster			Otori Michiru, the 300 IQ mastermind who dreams of becoming a producer. On paper Akira is the leader of Siegfeld's girls, but she is merely a piece on Michiru's chessboard. Her calculating and plotting nature gets mistaken for being in service of evil intentions by the uneducated, when in reality there's no malice behind her behavior.
LB	6	BaKaren			Aijo Karen, the 0 IQ dork protagonist of the anime and poster girl for Seisho. Her name has become synonymous with stupidity in the fanbase as she truly has no clue what she's doing. Rest assured, if you make a low IQ post you can and will be called Karen.
CB	4	The Giraffe		N/A	The Giraffe, voiced by the very fitting Kenjiro Tsuda of Yu-Gi-Oh! fame, is the host and judge for the competitions between stage girls known as revues. He has a very elegant manner of speech for being a wild animal. Fans can agree that no revue is complete without the giraffe making his grand introduction and setting the tone for the impending conflict.
CB	18	Chairman MeiMei			Liu Mei Fan, the token Chinese girl of the cast. She's simply a bubbly personality who competes with Yuyuko with how much idle posting invokes her name. Even moreso after she joined forces with Yuyuko, Lalafin, and Junna to form the ultimate stable of meme girls. One might wonder if MeiMeiposters are required to MeiMeipost because their social credit score depends on it...
GK	1	GIGAfin			Nonomiya Lalafin, the explosive toku-loving little-but-not-actually-little girl and designated eternal goalkeeper for /revue/. She's voiced by Tomita Miyu, and as such has the unconditional support of Gabuposters. The "GIGA" part of her name comes from fanartists' habit to draw her as hulking muscular specimen that retains her cute face.

Bench

Pos.	No.	Name/Affiliation	Image	In-Costume	Description
CB	13	Ugly Midget			Isurugi Futaba, the mini-sized tomboy of the cast. Very dependable with a chill personality, but gets bullied frequently due to her size. At the end of the day she's still a winner because she has a loyal and hot girlfriend in Kaoruko, even if she's high maintenance.
CB	22	My Friend Haduki			Tomoe Tamao, the gentle leader figure of Rinmeikan's girls. The spitting image of a model yamato nadeshiko. A modest character like her typically wouldn't have many jokes associated with her but seeing as though she's voiced by Kusunoki Tomori of Märchen Mädchen infamy, she'll always have the ghost of Haduki watching over her.
LB	2	Platinum Autist			Yukishiro Akira, the alpha of Siegfeld. The quickest way to describe her is "blunt and competent". However, with high levels of competence also comes risk for high levels of autism. Her utter lack of social skills might lead her to throw out stinging remarks, but she means well.
CB	17	Supai Dess			Tsuruhime Yachiyo, an always-smug fashion expert. For a long time it seemed like she was spying on her fellow members of Siegfeld, but she was completely exposed as a larping chuuni who took orders from a fake secret council. Like the good senpai they are, her upperclassmen just played along with her schizophrenia.
DMF	14	Cool Childhood Friend			Minase Suzu, the energetic one-third of Seiran's trio. She is the shining beacon of hope for third wheels everywhere, showing up to sweep Mahiru off her feet when a transfer student interfered with her desires. If every girl had a Suzu, the world would be a better place.
DMF	15	Backflipping Yakumo		N/A	Yakumo Kyoko, the youthful instructor of Seiran's group. She was one of the bright spots of the #2 stage play, doing athletic flips and dominating girls less than half her age. Call her a hag and she'll kick your ass.
DMF	21	Chadhiru			Tsuyuzaki Mahiru, the resident tard wrangler of Seisho. Originally a third wheel in the anime. The stage plays turned things around for her, bringing her childhood friend into the mix followed by the pair she was left out of depending on her for support. Chadhiru always wins in the end.
DMF	12	The Loser: Junna			Hoshimi Junna, a model underdog and intellectual. What she lacks in pure skill and charisma she makes up for with her smarts. She has the benefit of Banana being hopelessly obsessed with her, so we can't really call her a loser.
RB	5	Hikaretard			Kagura Hikari, the biggest autist in the franchise and Karen's partner. She can't clean her room to save her life and struggles with basic human interaction, yet her issues are easy to forgive when she puts on wild performances in the revues. She should still be kept on a short leash just to be safe.
DMF	20	Gamer Milkies			Kocho Shizuha, the graceful big sister type. Her serious skills might seem out of place in a light-hearted school, but she's easy-going as well. That is, in the public eye. One can only speculate how many poor victims experienced her rage from behind a computer screen while she's gaming. Oh, and she's the most stacked character in the franchise.
RB	7	Mafia Boss			Hanayagi Kaoruko, the bratty ojou-sama who loves to stir shit up. Trickery and overconfidence are the name of her game. She can certainly deliver some nice performances, seeing as though her role as Don Salvatore in the Mafia event was well-recieved. Extremely dependent on her midget lover and is occasionally paranoid about infidelity.
LB	3	Aruru			Otsuki Aruru, the gunslinging genki face of Frontier. She's an orphan who treats the other girls of Frontier as family, so she gets very touchy when that arrangement is put at risk. Otherwise, you'll find her happily gunning down her revue opponents who are still wielding medieval weapons.