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/rus/ - Россия
Founded 862 н.э. Owner some oligarchs probably IRL manager StellarOccultation Team colors Chat color 088CE8 Top scorer () Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Website /rus/ - Россия Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Патриотическая песнь Victory Anthem На заре Goal horn TBD хтонь horn Судно >roads horn Тихий огонёк Yura horn Воскрешение
Kits

Такие дела

Состав

No. Position Player 1   GK Proofs? 2   CB Commieblock 3   CB *hacks your election* 4   CB Lenin Statue 5   DMF Kot Blini 6   LMF >Crimea 7   RMF Y.O.B.A. 8   CMF >roads 9   AMF Maestro 10   SS Yura, we fucked up everything 11   SS х т о н ь

No. Position Player 12   GK Protect Barnaul 13   CB The Butthurt Belt of Europe 14   CB Stas Baretsky 15   CB T-I-G-E-R-S 16   CB Liberator 17   DMF qt wife factory 18   DMF le world's gas station 19   LMF Apologise to Ramzan Akhmatovich 20   LMF Vatnik 21   RMF ШУЕ 22   RMF Tolstoyevsky's War and Punishment 23   AMF Imagine Voting

Player	Description
Proofs?	"I believe some form of validation of your claims is in order"
Liberator	Coming soon to any place on Earth that needs some Liberation™
*hacks your election*	/yourcountry/'s elections were totally under attack from Russian hackers
Lenin Statue	He is just standing there, in every city, observing
Kot Blini	In 2015, Internet released this - Kot, their most accomplished cat picture. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Kot Blini", an image so delicious, most people probably don't think about the hidden message. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of pancakes, it's also a statement about Russia itself.
>Crimea	Was it worth it? Even today opinions are split. But libtards are still seething so that is nice.
Y.O.B.A.	(Youth Oriented and Bydlo Approved) And old meme from /v/ is still relevant and long ago transcended the domain of videogames into many aspects of life. "Pssh pssh, allo, Yoba, eto ti?"
Maestro	Handsome, charming, intelligent, kind, brilliant, honest, wonderful, talented, modest, genuis Maestro Evgeniy Ponasenkov
Yura, we fucked up everything	Modern achievements in space explorations are not even comparable to the glorious past. But anon still remembers.
>roads	"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
х т о н ь	also known as "Desperation", "Dread", "the real Russian spirit", "the essence of living in Russia" and "the energy of the unimaginable ПХЫ"
Protect Barnaul	Barnaul (Altai Krai), the last standing citadel against the invasion of Western Values™ and Social Justice
The Butthurt Belt of Europe	No matter how many years pass, the cope & seethe will be eternal
Stas Baretsky	He makes *cracc* but without the *sipp*
T-I-G-E-R-S	Russia is so big, we have everything
qt wife factory	/trv/'s number one reason to make posts about this country
le world's gas station	Imagine relying your economy on export of crude hydrocarbons whose price can suddenly rise and drop several times? Yeah...
Commieblock	Most utilitarian way of packing humans in large cities. Some even think it has "aesthetics".
Apologise to Ramzan Akhmatovich	"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ichkerian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Federal Forces, and I have over 300 confirmed kills (first of which I did when I was 16)."
Vatnik	Most loyal electorate group in the country
ШУЕ	Power to the Schizos, down with the medical oppression
Tolstoyevsky's War and Punishment	You definitely should read Russian literature that will make you depressed, come on, give it a go.
Imagine Voting	Imagine not having your elections predetermined.

Экспорт

Multinational Bowl 5
Тактика: [TBD]
Внешний вид: [TBD]
Музыка: [TBD]