/s/

/s/
Tentorium in introitu eius quasi impetus tempestatis colliserint
/s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women
Founded August 2011 Owner The Hostess with the Mostest IRL manager Amis Team colors Chat color a70000 Pantone 717S: Spanked Scarlet Ranking 15 ( 3) Highest rank 12 (March 24, 2015) Lowest rank 52 (September 2, 2013) Top scorer Banned (36) Top assister You Love You Lose (9) Captain Banned Website /s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women Nickname -
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 17 10 20 47 36.17%
GF GA GD 86 80 +6
Biggest win /s/  5–0  /d/ 18 February 2012 Biggest defeat /s/  0–4  /tv/ 24 November 2013 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ 6 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Horny as a Dandy Goal horn Booty Man
Kits

Introduction

The glorious nation of /s/, having never amounted to much despite being a part of the Original Sixteen, is the embodiment of a big board with a small team.

After what has undoubtedly been a vast amount of practice both on and off camera, these women have decided to apply their ball-handling skills on the football pitch. Whether you like a good intergluteal cleft, the itty bitty titty committee, luscious mounds of flesh or thighs that could kill a man, there is always somebody on the team to wet your whistle.

After getting the proverbial monkey off their back, /s/ have been heading into their next affairs with puffed chests and eager faces.

Downloads

2015 Summer Cup: Export Aesthetics later.

2015 Winter Cup: Export Aesthetics

2014 Autumn Babby Cup: Export Faces Kits

Anthems & goalhorns

Anthem: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Goalhorn: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Thunder Thighs goalhorn: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Stacy's Mom goalhorn: Kiwi6 or Picosong
Closing anthem: Kiwi6

Use the .mp3's linked here, they're cut to the correct start times.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Groped 3   LB Dat Ass 88   CB Chubby 8   CB Big Tits 20   RB Gingerpuss 6   DMF Preggo 40   AMF Stacy's Mom 81   AMF In The Crack 7   SS You Love You Lose 10   SS Thunder Thighs 69   CF Banned

No. Position Player 21   GK Hairy 12   GK Contributan 2   CB Small Tits 15   CB Questionable Age 24   CB Ratchet & Skank 5   LB Pixie 9   RB Puffy Nipples 26   DMF Dressed-Undressed 13   DMF 'bate 4   CMF Not /r/ 22   CMF Asking For It 11   SS ITT: shit taste

Trivia

• The Autumn 2012 /s/ squad is one of the more infamous teams in 4chan cup history. Under a different manager, /s/ had replaced a roster that had some personality with names of pornstars for most players, though one player from the previous roster (starting goalkeeper Dat Ass) was kept. The team performed poorly in the cup of that season, finishing in last place, below the rigged /cgl/.
• /s/ scored the most goals on average in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, at 2.75 goals per match.
• Since (and including) the sudden 4-0 loss to /tv/ in Autumn 2013, /s/ got into the uncanny habit of choking in last matches of group stages. Examples include a last minute 2-1 loss to /mlp/ in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup when a draw could have kept /s/ in the cup, and losing by just enough goals late against /wsg/ to lose second place in their 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup group. This negative streak was broken in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with /s/ topping their group and being undefeated in doing so.
• Until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, /s/ had never advanced into an elite cup knockout round despite being one of the oldest teams in the cup. /s/ managed to penetrate deep on their first time, finishing 6th overall.

Results

Results marked in grey have been struck from the record due to Dragongate or other rigging.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 6, 2011	/v/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August 7, 2011	/g/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	n/a
February 18, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Banned  6', 17', 68' Preggo  33', 81'
February 18, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Banned  23', 90+1' Preggo  61', 44'
March 3, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Moar  84'
March 23, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage SBC2012	2-1 L	Banned  58'
March 24, 2012	/vp/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Shorthair  70'
March 25, 2012	/toy/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-0 L
April 28, 2012	/jp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Banned  21', 31', 58' Shorthair  90+2'
May 16, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
September 8, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
September 9, 2012	/hm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Asa Akira  16', 31', 57'
September 16, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Asa Akira  14', 33', 66'
October 13, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-0 L
October 13, 2012	/hr/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-1 L	Asa Akira  67'
October 19, 2012	/o/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-0 L
April 12, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	YouLoveYouLose  50'
April 13, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Banned  27'
May 4, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-1 L	Moar  77'
May 10, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Preggo  19' Banned  21'
May 12, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 W	Banned  38' Preggo  55', 65'
May 18, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Banned  83', 90+2'
September 22, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Banned  89'
September 29, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Thunder Thighs  25', 59' Banned  45+'
October 25, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	2-0 L
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	3-2 W	Banned  9', 29' YouLoveYouLose  23'
October 26, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	5-2 L	Stacy's Mom  49', 85'
October 27, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	2-0 W	Stacy's Mom  57' Banned  59'
November 16, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F	2-2 D	Stacy's Mom  6' Banned  45+'
November 22, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F	6-3 W	Banned  4', 47', 72', 88' Thunder Thighs  37', 41'
November 24, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F	0-4 L
November 30, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	3-3 L (7-6 PK)	Banned  17' YouLoveYouLose  105+' Stacy's Mom  116'
January 18, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 26, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
February 15, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Banned  66' Thunder Thighs  75', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 L
February 23, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Banned  58'
April 4, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	1-1 D	Thunder Thighs  4' (pen.)
April 5, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	2-0 W	Thunder Thighs  24' In The Crack  51'
April 11, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	2-0 W	Banned  27' Thunder Thighs  28'
April 19, 2014	/wsg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	0-3 L
May 30, 2014	/o/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Banned  51' Stacy's Mom  70'
June 8, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Stacy's Mom  35'
October 17, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Just Die In My Sleep Already  6' Banned  28', 68'
October 25, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 W	Thunder Thighs  26', 77' In The Crack  30' Banned  55'
October 31, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Thunder Thighs  45+' Stacy's Mom  77'
November 1, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Banned  58' In The Crack  81'
November 8, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	Stacy's Mom  14', 80'
February 13, 2015	/diy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	3-3 D	Banned  39', 81' Stacy's Mom  84'
February 15, 2015	/sci/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Thunder Thighs  47' Banned  81'
February 21, 2015	/ic/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Banned  68' Thunder Thighs  77'
February 28, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Stacy's Mom  45+' In The Crack  70'
March 1, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	Stacy's Mom  10'
August 1, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	4-0 W	In The Crack  6', 17' Thunder Thighs  35', 43'
August 7, 2015	/toy/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	5-3 W	In The Crack  12', 45+' Thunder Thighs  39', 65' Stacy's Mom  90+'
August 9, 2015	/soc/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Banned  61'
August 15, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	In The Crack  24'