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'''[s4s]''' (stylized '''/s4s/''' for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools' joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T  M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team's cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a 19th-place finish in the [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], and as such they will be participating in the [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. '''GED HYB! :DDD'''
[https://discord.gg/vRU8Pme We now have an Ebin Nice Discord for all you nice fans!]
<small>'''For when we win the cup:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEFeUGo8lnE Hallelujah - Valinor Quartet]</small>
{{BoardInfobox
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|motto= {{tt|Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur|Today, They Are Reminded}}
|motto= {{tt|Quis Tu Vertitis|Who Are You Quoting}}
|name= Shit 4chan Says
|name= Shit 4chan Says
|date= [[Fifth Founding|May 17, 2013]]
|date= [[Fifth Founding|May 17, 2013]]
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|high_date= Post-Spring Fetus '19
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|first_date= 12 July 2013
|first_date= 12 July 2013
|captain=  Patrick Bateman
|captain=  Patrick Bateman
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|a_title= All Star
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|altanthem1_what= Group Stage Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Group Stage Victory Anthem
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|altanthem2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA1uORrmUJ0
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|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais
|altgh2_title= KEK (For Topkek)
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|altgh3_title= Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
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'''[s4s]''' (stylized '''/s4s/''' for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the '''Shit 4chan Says''' board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by {{tt|Moot|who?}}, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T  M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.
The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the [[2021 4chan World Cup]] LOLE!!!
[https://discord.gg/vRU8Pme this is nice team discord]


== Roster ==
== Roster ==
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #daa520, rgba(0,0,0,0));font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#ffffff;">Roster</span></div>==
See also:  
{{main|/s4s/ Roster}}
*[[:/s4s/ Roster]]
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*[[/s4s/ Autumn 2018 Roster Poll Results]]
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{{sq player |no= |pos= |name=wew lad}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Flowre}}
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name=Cowe}}
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{{sq player |no= |pos= |name=Ebin}}
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{{sq player |no= |pos= |name=Jack Ruselel}}
{{sq player |no=65 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=bury smolhead}}
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name=Merula}}
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== History ==
=== Team Photos ===
''For older history: [[/s4s/ history]]''
<gallery>
File:S4steam14.png|The first [s4s] team photo, for the [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]].
File:s4steamphoto.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:S4steam17.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:Summer_19_s4s.jpg|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]].
File:S4s2021teampic.png| The [s4s] team photo after winning the [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
</gallery>


=== 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup ===
== Team History ==
After the disappointment of [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|the previous Autumn]], Dubs FC and its supporters were looking towards the upcoming [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring]] for positive results. Returning this tournament was the [[Megababby]] format, [s4s] were drawn into [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B|Group B]], along with [[/t/]], [[/c/]], [[/a/]] and [[/jp/]]. The first group match, against /jp/, went mostly to plan, as a Bateman goal and a kek-worthy Slut Sanae own goal gave [s4s] a 2-0 win. However, :^) was a little ''too'' cheeky, and got himself sent off through a straight red card obtained in added time of the first half. The second match, however, did not turn out as well, with the other half of the [a/jp] duo running rampant and winning 2-1. [s4s] led at one point in the match, with Bateman opening the scoring in the 19th minute, but /a/ eventually managed to have some of what would become 12 shots hit the back of the net. The third match, against much-maligned /t/ was what one would call "a punch to the throat". [s4s] went down by a goal twice (with 50 Threads and ThePirateBay scoring at 24 and 55 minutes respectively), and both times were able to draw level, with Bateman responding in the 41st and Keksandra leaving the second equalizer until the 87th minute. However, {{greentext|uTorrent}} again flung the Pirates in front at the death, and repeating the feat a third time was simply too much for [s4s]. The fourth and final match against /c/ was a solid 3-1 victory, a back-and-forth match in which [s4s] were able to convert their chances, with Bateman bagging a brace and Keksandra getting a goal of her own two minutes into added time. Dubs FC looked to have done enough to get through to the next round of play with their acquired point tally. Alas, /jp/, having a match in hand, were able to control ''their'' own destiny, and they did exactly that, dispatching of /c/ with a 5-2 win, and leaving [s4s] stuck in the Babbies on 6 points for the second Cup in a row.
''For earlier history: [[/s4s/ history]]''


== Match History ==
== Match History ==
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! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Match Date </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f6f6f6"> Match Date </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Opponent </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f6f6f6"> Opponent </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Competition </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f6f6f6"> Competition </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Result </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f6f6f6"> Result </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Goal Scorers </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f6f6f6"> Goal Scorers </font>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 12, 2013
|July 12, 2013
|
|{{team away|gd}}
{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-3 L
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|<small>{{goal|86||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" | 3-1 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|July 20, 2013
Shrek {{goal|86}}
|{{team away|b}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| July 20, 2013
|align=center|1-0 W
|
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Quads <br></small>
{{team away|b}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" |
|September 21, 2013
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|{{team away|an}}
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|
|align=center|0-2 L
Quads {{goal|22}}
|<small></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 21, 2013
|September 29, 2013
|
|{{team away|fa}}
{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-0 W
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|<small>{{goal|37||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" | 2-0 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|October 25, 2013
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|o}}
| October 5, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|
|align=center|4-2 W
{{team away|fa}}
|<small>{{goal|14||41||}} Shrek <br>{{goal|36||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|49||}} Top Kek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|October 26, 2013
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|{{team away|wsg}}
|
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
Shrek {{goal|36}}
|align=center|2-1 W
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|73||77||}} Shrek <br></small>
| October 25, 2013
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|October 27, 2013
{{team away|o}}
|{{team away|3}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|3-0 W
| align="center" | 4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|71||79||}} Shrek <br>{{goal|51||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Shrek {{goal|13||40}}<br />Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}<br />Top Kek {{goal|48}}
|October 27, 2013
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|lgbt}}
| October 26, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|
|align=center|1-1 D
{{team away|3}}
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|November 16, 2013
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|{{team away|pol}}
|
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}<br />Shrek {{goal|70||78}}
|align=center|1-2 L
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Shrek <br></small>
| October 27, 2013
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|
|November 22, 2013
{{team away|wsg}}
|{{team away|cgl}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Shrek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Shrek {{goal|70||77}}
|November 24, 2013
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|r9k}}
| October 27, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|4-4 D
{{team away|lgbt}}
|<small>{{goal|19||38||53||66||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|January 11, 2014
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|vg}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
Shrek {{goal|65}}
|align=center|0-1 L
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small></small>
| November 16, 2013
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|
|January 19, 2014
{{team away|pol}}
|{{team away|trv}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|<small>{{goal|57||}} Shrek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
Shrek {{goal|34}}
|April 6, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|o}}
| November 22, 2013
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-2 L
{{team away|cgl}}
|<small>{{goal|90+1||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|April 11, 2014
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|tv}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
Shrek {{goal|65}}
|align=center|3-3 D
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|<small>{{goal|60||}} [s4s]-Tan <br>{{goal|17||72||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| November 24, 2013
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|April 13, 2014
{{team away|r9k}}
|{{team away|vr}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-0 W
| align="center" | 4-4 D
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 11, 2014
|
{{team away|vg}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" | 1-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 19, 2014
|
{{team away|trv}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|
Shrek {{goal|56}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 6, 2014
|
{{team away|o}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 11, 2014
|
{{team away|tv}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-3 D
|
Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}<br> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 13, 2014
|
{{team away|vr}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 19, 2014
|
{{team away|hr}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 26, 2014
|
{{team away|ic}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 5-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 31, 2014
|
{{team away|lgbt}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 7, 2014
|
{{team away|hm}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" | 2-1 W
| [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 19, 2014
|April 19, 2014
|
|{{team away|hr}}
{{team away|soc}}
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|2-1 W
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|14||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| align="center" | 4-2 W
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}<br>Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}<br>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}
|April 26, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|ic}}
| July 26, 2014
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|0-5 L
{{team away|pol}}
|<small></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|May 31, 2014
| align="center" | 2-2 D
|{{team away|lgbt}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}<br>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}
|align=center|1-2 L
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small>{{goal|63||}} Patrick Bateman  <br></small>
| July 27, 2014
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|June 7, 2014
{{team away|asp}}
|{{team away|hm}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|2-1 W
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|<small>{{goal|35||40||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
Topkek {{goal|73}}
|July 19, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|{{team away|soc}}
| July 27, 2014
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|
|align=center|4-2 W
{{team away|x}}
|<small>{{goal|17||38||}} Cory Baxter <br>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|83||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]
|July 25, 2014
| align="center" | 1(6)-1(5) L
|{{team away|pol}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}
|align=center|2-2 D
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Cory Baxter <br>{{goal|75||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| February 14, 2015
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|
|July 27, 2014
{{team away|m}}
|{{team away|asp}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-2 L
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|<small>{{goal|74||}} Topkek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
Topkek {{goal|8||76}}<br>Nice Grill {{goal|29}}
|August 2, 2014
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|x}}
| February 20, 2015
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-1 L (AET)
{{team away|x}}
|<small>{{goal|82||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|February 14, 2015
| align="center" | 5-0 W
|{{team away|m}}
|
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
Dubs {{goal|41}}<br>Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}
|align=center|3-0 W
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|<small>{{goal|9||77||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|30||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| February 22, 2015
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|February 20, 2015
{{team away|mlp}}
|{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|5-0 W
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|42||}} Dubs <br>{{goal|45+0||59||61||67||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}
|February 22, 2015
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|mlp}}
| February 28, 2015
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-1 D
{{team away|sci}}
|<small>{{goal|4||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
|February 28, 2015
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|{{team away|sci}}
|
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}
|align=center|3-0 W
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small>{{goal|45+1||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|14||70||}} D A N K M E M E S <br></small>
| March 1, 2015
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|
|March 1, 2015
{{team away|tg}}
|{{team away|tg}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align=center|2-3 L
| align="center" | 3-2 L
|<small>{{goal|26||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|17||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}<br>Nice Grill {{goal|25}}
|July 31, 2015
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|mu}}
| July 31, 2015
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-1 D
{{team away|mu}}
|<small>{{goal|65||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|August 2, 2015
|align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|sci}}
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|4-1 W
| August 2, 2015
|<small>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|4||74||83||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
{{team away|sci}}
|August 8, 2015
|align="center" |
|{{team away|gd}}
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align="center" | 4-1 W
|align=center|3-4 L
|[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}<br/>Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}
|<small>{{goal|13||44||70||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 8, 2015
|October 24, 2015
|
|{{team away|3}}
{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align="center" |  
|align=center|1-0 W
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|align="center" | 4-3 L
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}}  
|October 30, 2015
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|a}}
| October 24, 2015
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-3 L
{{team away|3}}
|<small>{{goal|71||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|November 1, 2015
|align="center" | 1-0 W
|{{team away|toy}}
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|4-3 W
| October 30, 2015
|<small>{{goal|4||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|30||}} [s4s]-tan <br>{{goal|42||}} Ebin <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
{{team away|a}}
|November 8, 2015
|align="center" |  
|{{team away|adv}}
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align="center" | 3-1 L
|align=center|2-1 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}}  
|<small>{{goal|87||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|18||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 1, 2015
|November 14, 2015
|
|{{team away|sp}}
{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align="center" |
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|31||78||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|40||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|111||}} Snek Court <br></small>
|align="center" | 4-3 W
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}<br/>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}<br/> Ebin {{goal|42}}
|November 15, 2015
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|pol}}
| November 8, 2015
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|0-2 L
{{team away|adv}}
|<small></small>
|align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|February 20, 2016
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|{{team away|g}}
|[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|4-0 W
| November 14, 2015
|<small>{{goal|7||73||85||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
{{team away|sp}}
|February 26, 2016
|align="center" |
|{{team away|r9k}}
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align="center" | 4-3 W
|align=center|1-1 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}<br/> Topkek {{goal|40}}<br/> Snek Court {{goal|111}}
|<small>{{goal|25||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 15, 2015
|February 28, 2016
|
|{{team away|gd}}
{{team away|pol}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align="center" |
|align=center|0-4 L
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]
|<small></small>
|align="center" | 2-0 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|March 5, 2016
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|asp}}
| February 20, 2016
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-2 W (AET)
{{team away|g}}
|<small>{{goal|59||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|41||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|March 6, 2016
| align="center" | 4-0 W
|{{team away|mu}}
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}<br/> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|align=center|2-3 L
| February 26, 2015
|<small>{{goal|45+3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|14||}} Topkek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
{{team away|r9k}}
|August 6, 2016
|align="center" |
|{{team away|m}}
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align="center" | 1-1 D
|align=center|2-2 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}
|<small>{{goal|38||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|61||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 28, 2016
|August 12, 2016
|
|{{team away|tv}}
{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align="center" |
|align=center|2-1 W
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|42||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|align="center" | 4-0 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|August 14, 2016
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|biz}}
| March 5, 2016
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-1 W
{{team away|asp}}
|<small>{{goal|30||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|53||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
|August 20, 2016
| align="center" | 2(4)-2(3) W
|{{team away|adv}}
|Nice Grill {{goal|41}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|0-3 L
| March 6, 2016
|<small></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
{{team away|mu}}
|February 11, 2017
|align="center" |
|{{team away|n}}
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align="center" | 3-2 L
|align=center|3-1 W
|Topkek {{goal|14}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}
|<small>{{goal|21||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|53||80||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 6, 2016
|February 17, 2017
|
|{{team away|asp}}
{{team away|m}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align="center" |
|align=center|0-1 L
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|<small></small>
|align="center" | 2-2 D
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|Topkek {{goal|38}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|61}}
|February 19, 2017
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|u}}
| August 12, 2016
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-1 W
{{team away|tv}}
|<small>{{goal|38||43||}} Topkek <br></small>
|align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|February 25, 2017
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|{{team away|gd}}
|Topkek {{goal|35}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|2-5 L
| August 14, 2016
|<small>{{goal|45+0||58||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
{{team away|biz}}
|July 28, 2017
|align="center" |
|{{team away|his}}
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|align=center|2-3 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|30}}<br/> Nice Grill {{goal|53}}
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 20, 2016
|July 30, 2017
|
|{{team away|asp}}
{{team away|adv}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align="center" |
|align=center|3-3 D
[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16]]
|<small>{{goal|48||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|7||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|align="center" | 3-0 L
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|
|August 5, 2017
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|wg}}
| February 11, 2017
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-2 L
{{team away|n}}
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|October 27, 2017
|align="center" | 3-1 W
|{{team away|a}}
|Topkek {{goal|21}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|53||80|}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|1-3 L
| February 17, 2017
|<small>{{goal|45+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
{{team away|asp}}
|October 29, 2017
|align="center" |
|{{team away|vp}}
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align="center" | 1-0 L
|align=center|2-1 W
|
|<small>{{goal|21||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 19, 2017
|November 4, 2017
|
|{{team away|r9k}}
{{team away|u}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align="center" |
|align=center|2-1 W
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|15||59||}} TOPKEK <br></small>
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|Topkek {{goal|38||43}}
|May 4, 2018
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|{{team away|jp}}
| February 25, 2017
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-0 W
{{team away|gd}}
|<small>{{goal|23||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{owngoal|30||}} Slut Sanae <br></small>
|align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
|May 6, 2018
|align="center" | 5-2 L
|{{team away|a}}
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+0||58}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|1-2 L
| July 28, 2017
|<small>{{goal|19||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
{{team away|his}}
|May 11, 2018
| align="center" |
|{{team away|t}}
[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align="center" | 3-2 L
|align=center|2-3 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|18}}<br/> Keksandra {{goal|90+2}}
|<small>{{goal|87||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|41||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 30, 2017
|May 13, 2018
|
|{{team away|c}}
{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|3-1 W
[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|8||53||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| align="center" | 3-3 D
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|48||90+0}}<br/> Keksandra {{goal|7}}
|October 26, 2018
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|{{team away|o}}
| August 5, 2017
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-0 W
{{team away|wg}}
|<small>{{goal|69||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|51||}} Topkek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|October 28, 2018
| align="center" | 1-2 L
|{{team away|mlp}}
| Keksandra {{goal|90+2}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|align=center|3-1 W
| October 27, 2017
|<small>{{goal|52||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|33||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|13||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
{{team away|a}}
|November 3, 2018
| align="center" |
|{{team away|wsg}}
[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align="center" | 1-3 L
|align=center|5-1 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+0}}
|<small>{{goal|45+4||90+7||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|49||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|10||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|85||}} Flowre <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 29, 2017
|November 10, 2018
|
|{{team away|wg}}
{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-1 L (PK)
[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|59||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| align="center" | 1-2 W
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|21||90+0}}
|February 16, 2019
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|vr}}
| October 29, 2017
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|
|align=center|5-2 W
{{team away|r9k}}
|<small>{{goal|52||87||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|11||28||}} Topkek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|February 22, 2019
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|{{team away|mlp}}
| TOPKEK {{goal|15||59}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|2-5 L
| May 4,2018
|<small>{{goal|81||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|18||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
{{team away|jp}}
|February 24, 2019
| align="center" |
|{{team away|sp}}
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align="center" | 2-0 W
|align=center|7-3 W
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|23|}} <br/> Slut Sanae {{owngoal|30}}
|<small>{{goal|58||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|50||62||71||77||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|6||37||}} Topkek <br></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 6,2018
|March 2, 2019
|  
|{{team away|g}}
{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|5-4 W (AET)
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|22||41||51||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|105+2||117||}} Topkek <br></small>
| align="center" | 1-2 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|19|}}  
|March 3, 2019
|- bgcolor="ffcccc
|{{team away|biz}}
| May 11,2018
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|  
|align=center|3-1 W
{{team away|t}}
|<small>{{goal|47||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|68||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|88||}} Topkek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|March 3, 2019
| align="center" | 2-3 L
|{{team away|3}}
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|41|}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|87|}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|1-2 L (AET)
| May 14,2018
|<small>{{goal|38||}} Topkek <br></small>
|  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
{{team away|c}}
|March 3, 2019
| align="center" |
|{{team away|vg}}
[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align="center" | 3-1 W
|align=center|4-3 W
| Patrick Bateman {{goal|8||53}} <br/> Keksandra {{goal|90+2|}}
|<small>{{goal|83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|13||18||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+1||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
</small></div>
|July 20, 2019
 
|{{team away|c}}
== Export ==
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
'''Current Exports'''
|align=center|0-1 L
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:720px;background: #DAA520">
|<small></small>
<font color="#f000f5">''2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup''</font><div class="mw-collapsible-content">
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
Tactical Export Soon™
|July 26, 2019
 
|{{team away|i}}
[https://mega.nz/#!z6JS1Cyb!VDQH2QhTD3thS7SgYe_fCZuGOeWLLO-gFAA86tSRp2M 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Aesthetics]
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
 
|align=center|0-4 L
[https://mega.nz/#!n6BHTCIL!OV-H-MMHV4LkYAH0qppfgUCwoaVGwvZXQijlgOj2jlQ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Music]
|<small></small>
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
</div></div>
|July 28, 2019
 
|{{team away|k}}
'''Legacy Exports'''
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:720px;background: #DAA520">
|align=center|1-1 D
<font color="#f000f5">''PES 2017''</font><div class="mw-collapsible-content">
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman  <br></small>
[https://mega.nz/#!r4dXiKSD!9213pTforCHwF0bXXrZLl0-05iYqulgw8z9rPTxXMAE 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Tactical]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
 
|October 25, 2019
[https://mega.nz/#!KwNA1STQ!5I2d4cun1v8WPsIKmFxQMwDFX6gZ9aw-9lQlPr90zyM 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Aesthetics]
|{{team away|wsg}}
 
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
[https://mega.nz/#!r1lQiALC!xcYUVlo_B7ZLwIfxlOXoB2CEtJocrHOrVGjSbUw_Nug 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Music]
|align=center|1-5 L
 
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Keksandra <br></small>
[https://mega.nz/#!q8kmjYZJ!C9jkaerMBmrZ6ohQZJniWT16DR9Sw9nqkXjWm03b8z4 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
 
|October 27, 2019
[https://mega.nz/#!LhVCFaBb!R_AC5C7HQlHRsuySd9N5XjdhXHkwtOwoGh-GJx814oU 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Aesthetics]
|{{team away|b}}
 
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
[https://mega.nz/#!HglH1TxQ!5MlRHmBJawC8BSDLq1bHR0EmtVgEIcTGf8uxGa-DMos 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical]
|align=center|0-1 L
 
|<small></small>
[https://mega.nz/#!qk8DlK5L!VGCN8ZXSkkbm2Z5XWQQks0UFpvHy-g2Q7YtmQ6Dv4HU 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Meme Tactical]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
 
|November 2, 2019
[https://mega.nz/#!St8kAaKb!3ao3kNP9J9bmB4diS4BG7_ObX5wn7b13V1o9RYRuIoc 2017 4chan Summer Cup Tactical]
|{{team away|bant}}
 
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
[https://mega.nz/#!f4ECxSTZ!xB2-YVa-2g9QA8TIMkfMHw1S5R6NOejJn1Grao1fStY 2017 4chan Summer Cup Aesthetics]
|align=center|3-3 D
 
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|51||90+2||}} Keksandra <br></small>
[https://mega.nz/#F!4odBDBKb!lhUTjYyzsvpA4CLMJnDg3w 2017 4chan Summer Cup Music]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
 
|April 11, 2020
[https://mega.nz/#!m4EEUYYB!5rRniXFXiCUNN9ldgZ2d632mjpjzxqY3dlBTaKCten4 2017 4chan Winter Cup]
|{{team away|an}}
 
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
[https://mega.nz/#!S41H3KAA!rvStfLCs-S9ivul2VCFlQQY_7rPJM5mphxzhRPwLCvA 2017 4chan Winter Cup Aesthetics]
|align=center|3-1 W
 
|<small>{{goal|73||83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|39||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
[https://mega.nz/#!n0dznBoI!gqhOL8TuuhEsU7YuYBi8k7bW8XJRAdckKVFJuhopT3o 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
</div></div>
|April 11, 2020
 
|{{team away|aco}}
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:720px;background: #DAA520">
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
<font color="#f000f5">''PES 2016''</font><div class="mw-collapsible-content">
|align=center|1-1 D
 
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export 2016 4chan Summer Cup]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
 
|April 12, 2020
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z 2016 4chan Summer Cup Aesthetics]
|{{team away|y}}
 
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]
|align=center|2-2 D
</div></div>
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|17||}} ses <br></small>
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:720px;background: #DAA520">
|April 24, 2020
<font color="#f000f5">''PES 2015''</font><div class="mw-collapsible-content">
|{{team away|mlp}}
 
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]
|align=center|1-0 W
 
|<small>{{goal|6||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
</div></div>
|April 26, 2020
 
|{{team away|gd}}
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:720px;background: #DAA520">
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
<font color="#f000f5">''PES 2014''</font><div class="mw-collapsible-content">
|align=center|3-1 W
 
|<small>{{goal|18||29||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|48||}} Keksandra <br></small>
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 2015 4chan Winter Cup]  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
 
|May 2, 2020
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Winter Cup Aesthetics]
|{{team away|trv}}
</div></div>
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
 
|align=center|7-3 W
== Honors/Statistics ==
|<small>{{goal|14||61||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|64||68||74||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|45+3||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|85||}} Flowre <br></small>
=== Individual Honors ===
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
<gallery>
|May 9, 2020
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Boot:</span>''' <br> '''Shrek''', 7 goals
|{{team away|asp}}
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:</span>''' <br> '''Patrick Bateman''', 5 assists
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament:</span>''' <br> '''Cory Baxter''', vs. /pol/
|align=center|4-2 W
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:</span>''' <br> '''Ebin, Nice Grill'''
|<small>{{goal|72||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|18||}} ses <br>{{goal|52||}} Flowre <br></small>
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> Player of the Tournament:'''</span> <br> '''Patrick Bateman'''
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
</gallery>
|May 10, 2020
 
|{{team away|sp}}
=== Team Honors ===
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
<gallery>
|align=center|0-2 L
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''[s4s] - /tg/'''
|<small></small>
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Best Matches</span>''' <br>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''/gd/ - [s4s]'''
|July 17, 2020
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''[s4s] - /sp/'''
|{{team away|toy}}
</gallery>
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|58||71||90+3||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 19, 2020
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|37||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 25, 2020
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|75||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 23, 2020
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|20||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|48||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 25, 2020
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|8||48||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 31, 2020
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 10, 2021
|{{team away|cgl}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 18, 2021
|{{team away|m}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|41||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 30, 2021
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small>{{goal|33||52||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|44||82||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 8, 2021
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|11||53||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 14, 2021
|{{team away|soc}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|32||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|93||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|9||35||83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|101||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|40||49||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+4||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|14||}} Snek Court <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|b}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|6||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|35||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 22, 2021
|{{team away|x}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|80||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 24, 2021
|{{team away|vm}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|5-2 W
|<small>{{goal|24||30||41||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+4||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|52||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 5, 2021
|{{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 7, 2021
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|55||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 30, 2022
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|7||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 6, 2022
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|80||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|60||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 8, 2022
|{{team away|t}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|29||85||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|15||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 14, 2022
|{{team away|p}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|63||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|17||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 21, 2022
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|16||80||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|9||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|ck}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|17||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|85||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 30, 2022
|{{team away|n}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|August 5, 2022
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 7, 2022
|{{team away|tv}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|50||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|28||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 13, 2022
|{{team away|co}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|73||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|January 27, 2023
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-1 W
|<small>{{goal|6||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|45||49||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|58||}} Bury Ebil <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|January 29, 2023
|{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 4, 2023
|{{team away|tg}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small>{{goal|3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||59||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 11, 2023
|{{team away|t}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|61||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|}</div>


=== Player Stats ===
===Tournament History===
'''Note:''' players in ''italic'' are no longer on the team.
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
==== Goals and Assists ====  
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid"
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Player </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Goals </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Patrick Bateman
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Competition
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 51 
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Win
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 14
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Draw
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Loss
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| End result
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Notes
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | [s4s]-Tan
| All friendlies || 5||1||7  || || {{greentext|friendliest team}} <br> {{greentext|lose most of your friendlies}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | {{tt|18|5 as Keksandra}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 12
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Shrek''
| [[File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|25px|link=]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 3||1||0 || 1st - Qualified || {{greentext|""""winning"""" a fetus}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Topkek
| [[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0||2||1 || 25th - Relegated || {{greentext|almost losing to autopilot /cgl/}} <br> {{greentext|letting it slip against /r9k/}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | {{tt|14|1 as Top Kek, 3 as TOPKEK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 16
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Nice Grill
| [[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 16th - Promoted || {{greentext|getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 8
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Cory Baxter''
| [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px|link=]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || 10th - Held Promotion || First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''D A N K M E M E S''
| [[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||1||1 || 5th - Held Promotion || Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 5
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Ebin
| [[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || 17th - Relegated || [[File:Kerning10000.png|25px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | {{tt|7|1 as Ebin :^)}}
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Snek Court
| [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 5th - Promoted || {{greentext|SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Quads''
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 7th - Held Promotion || {{greentext|lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | :^)
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px|link=]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] || 2||1||1 || 15th - Held Promotion || Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Awoo~''
| [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||0||2 || 15th - Held Promotion || THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Me On The Left''
| [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0||1||2 || 28th - Relegated || The Dark Era begins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Yee''
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 17th - Failed to Promote || The first of two 6-Point Hells.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Youd Be Surprise
| [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px|link=]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 19th - Failed to Promote || YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/. <br> The second of the aforementioned Hells.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Cowe
| [[File:ABC18_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 3||0||1 || 11th - Promoted || Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. <br> Nice dubs though.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
|-style="background:#CD7F32"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| [[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 3rd Place - Held Promotion || WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Ojamajo Doremi''
| [[File:Summer19 C.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]  || 0||1||2 || 29th Place - Relegated|| Third Place curse strikes
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|}
 
==== Saves ====
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; "
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> Player </font>
! style="background: #DAA520" | <font color="#f000f5"> {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Walruse''
| [[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]  || 0||1||2 || 30th Place - Failed to Promote || rude autopilot
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 50
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Doge''
| [[File:SBC20 Design Aq.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 1 || 2 || 0 || 2nd Place - Qualified || Escaped the uterus
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 28
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?''
| [[File:SBC20 Design Aq.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 4 || 0 || 1 || 7th Place - Promoted || 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 27
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Swaglord|Now a medal midfielder}}
| [[File:SC20 Design E2.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0 || 1 || 2 || 28th Place - Relegated || not nice
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 20
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | #fortune
| [[File:ABC20 Design F.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0 || 0 || 3 || 28th Place - Relegated || barely avoided the spoon lole
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 11
|-style="background:#DAA520"
| [[File:WoC21 Design E.png|25px|link=]] [[2021 4chan World Cup]] || 6 || 1 || 1 || 1st Place - Champions || HALLELUJAH
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Le Purple Palmtree Man''
| [[File:ABC21 Design C.png|25px|link=]] [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 21st Place - Failed to Promote || {{greentext|bateman gets a 9.0}} <br> {{greentext|fail to promote}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 5
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''My OC''
| [[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 6 || 0 || 2 || 4th Place - Promoted || 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Slowpoke''
| [[File:SC22 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1 || 1 || 2 || 11th Place - Held Promotion || check'em
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | ''Donut Man''
| [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 12th Place - Held Promotion || off by fun
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|}
|}


== Past Cup Performances ==
=== Individual Honors ===
<gallery>
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Boot:</span> <br> Shrek''', 7 goals
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:</span> <br> Patrick Bateman''', 5 assists
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament:</span> <br> Cory Baxter''', vs. /pol/
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:</span> <br> Ebin, Nice Grill'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> Player of the Tournament:</span> <br> Patrick Bateman'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> {{tt|Joint|Along with Blender of /3/, Glitch Art of /gd/, Kerning of /gd/, and Gogeta Da of /vg/}} Best Player
(Most MOTM Awards)</span><br>Keksandra'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament</span><br>Nice Grill'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Glove</span><br>#fortune'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Player of the Tournament</span><br>Patrick Bateman, #fortune'''
File:SBC22 Design D.png|'''[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> {{tt|Joint|Along with Hitler of /pol/}} Golden Ball </span><br>Keksandra'''
</gallery>
 
=== Team Honors ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">1st - Qualified</span>'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> [s4s] - /tg/'''
File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">25th - Relegated</span>'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Best Matches</span>''' <br>
File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">16th - Promoted</span>'''
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> /gd/ - [s4s]'''
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">10th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> [s4s] - /sp/'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">5th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br>
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">17th - Relegated</span>'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament, Biggest Upset</span> <br> [s4s] - /mlp/'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">5th - Promoted</span>'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Team of the Tournament, Most Improved Team, Most Exciting Team</span>''' <br>
File:WC16_Design_A.png|'''[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">7th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>''' <br>
File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|'''[[2016 4chan Summer Cup|2016 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">15th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:WC17 Design A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Winter Cup|2017 Winter Cup]]''' <br> ''' <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">15th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:SC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|2017 Summer Cup]]''' <br> ''' <span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">28th - Relegated</span>'''
File:ABC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2017 Autumn Babby]]''' <br> ''' <span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">17th - Failed to Advance</span>'''
File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|'''[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2018 Spring Babby]]''' <br> ''' <span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">19th - Failed to Advance</span>'''
</gallery>
</gallery>


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You'd think the nicest team in the [[4chan Cup]] wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)
You'd think the nicest team in the [[4chan Cup]] wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)


=== Board-Based Rivalries ===
=== Board Rivalries ===
==== '''Sh*tpost Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ====
==== '''Sh*tpost Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ====  
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with <strike>ironic shitposting</strike> funposting, dubs threads, and <strike>useless content</strike> OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only ''{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}'' Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with <strike>ironic shitposting</strike> funposting, dubs threads, and <strike>useless content</strike> OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the [[2021 4chan World Cup]], which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. '''<span style="color:green">2W - 0D - 0L</span>'''
 
==== '''Dumb Frogposting Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ====
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. '''<span style="color:green">1W - 2D - 0L</span>'''
 
=== Meta Rivalries ===
==== '''THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ====
Thanks to a 3-1 win in the [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT
Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^).  '''<span style="color:red">1W - 0D - 5L</span>'''
 
==== '''Checkb Owl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ====
In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]], something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your '''FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM'''. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. '''<span style="color:red">0W - 1D - 1L</span>'''
 
==== '''Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|mlp}} ====
Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. Despite this, both teams again advanced. {{greentext|rape}} and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]. Yet ''again'', both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the [[2021 4chan World Cup]] which was arguably the best match of the cup  '''<span style="color:green">3W - 1D - 2L</span>'''


'''<span style="color:green">1W - 0D - 0L</span>'''
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:S4s w15 undisputed masterpiece.jpg|The [s4s]-[[/x/]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/x/ v /s4s/|match from Winter 2015]] summed up in one image.
File:DANK.png|[s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.
File:RusedByTheTan.png|Keksandra rusing [[/adv/]] defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.
File:S4ssummermedals.png|[s4s]'s [[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2017]] medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
File:S4shispregame.png|Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and [[/his/]]'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C|match]].
File:KeksandraThirdPlaceTrophy.png|Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]].
File:Nice_Grill_90+2.png|[s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the [[2021 4chan World Cup]].
File:S4sallstarupdate.png|Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
File:Spring22_Pulitzer_Winner.png|Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] and won the Pulitzer!
</gallery>


==== '''Dumb Frogposting Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ====
== Quotes ==
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup.
{{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
On his favorite team in the cup :^)


'''<span style="color:green">1W - 2D - 0L</span>'''


=== Meta Rivalries ===
{{Quote|IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
==== '''"Seriously Guys It's Not Funny Anymore"''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ====
After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Group C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.5Bs4s.5D|NEVER]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|EVER]]'''.


'''<span style="color:red">0W - 0D - 4L</span>'''


==== '''Checkb Owl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ====
{{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}}}
In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]],  something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your '''FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM'''. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.
After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].


'''<span style="color:red">0W - 1D - 1L</span>'''
<br>


== Quotes ==
{{Quote|Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, <small>''on his favorite team in the cup :^)''</small>}}
{{Quote|Seeeess...|source={{Anonymous|Jack}}}}
<br />


{{Quote|IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, <small>''after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]''</small>}}
{{Quote|Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--|source={{Anonymous|Kekkels}}}}
<br />
{{Quote|Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be.|source={{Anonymous|Blinky}}}}
The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] Third Place Match against [[/vg/]].


{{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, <small>''after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].''</small>}}


== Photo Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:S4steam14.png|The first [s4s] team photo, for the [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]].
File:s4steamphoto.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:S4steam17.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]].
File:S4ssummermedals.png|[s4s]'s Summer Cup 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
File:S4shispregame.png|Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and [[/his/]]'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C|match]].


</gallery>
{{Quote|Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS|source={{Anonymous|Ken Ashcorp}}}}
Bors and Ken on [https://files.catbox.moe/3yixj8.mp4 the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup]


== Trivia/Fun Facts ==
== Trivia ==
* In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
* In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.


*There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn '13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer '15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.
* There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn '13, Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer '15, and Keksandra against [[/sp/]] in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.


*[s4s]'s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).
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Latest revision as of 02:27, 23 August 2023

/s4s/
Quis Tu Vertitis
S4s logo.png
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013
Owner ETi, Inc.
Gippo Dudee
IRL manager Mephitis !!v8t9nYkJLKq
Team colors
Chat color DAA520
Cheeky Grin Gold
Ranking 12 (increase 14)
Highest rank 3rd (Post-Spring Fetus '19)
Lowest rank 51st (Post-Winter '20)
Top scorer Patrick Bateman (106)
Top assister Keksandra (41)
Captain Patrick Bateman
Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Nickname [s4s]quatches
Shitp4sterS
Dubs FC
Home ground Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
57 18 45 120 47.5%
GF GA GD
249 217 +32
Biggest win
/s4s/ S4s icon.png 5–0 X icon.png /x/
20 February 2015
Biggest defeat
/ic/ Ic icon.png 5–0 S4s icon.png /s4s/
26 April 2014
First match
/gd/ Gd icon.png 3–1 S4s icon.png /s4s/
12 July 2013
Elite Cup
Appearances 12 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 1st, 2021 4chan World Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 4th, 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem All Star
Group Stage Victory Anthem Jazz Star
RO16 Victory Anthem Romance Star Dead link
Keksandra MotM Victory Anthem Boris x Keksandra
Cup Champions Victory Anthem Valinor Quartet - Hallelujah
Goal horn Hip To Be Square
Alternate goal horn I Need Dubs (Dubs goalhorn and Brace goalhorn)
Alternate goal horn KEK (For Topkek)
Alternate goal horn Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
Kits
Home kit S4s home kit 2020 summer cup.png
Away kit S4saway-2016sc.png
Goalkeeper kit S4s goalkeeper kit 2015 summer cup.png
Third kit S4s kit 4.png
Fourth kit S4s kit 3.png
Fifth kit S4sthird-2016sc.png
Sixth kit S4s kit 6 2020 summer cup.png


[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.

The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the 2021 4chan World Cup LOLE!!!

this is nice team discord

Roster

Roster

Main article: /s4s/ Roster
No. Position Player
199
GK
#fortune
55
CB
Jack Ruselel
33
CB
Swaglord
66
LB
I FAILED LIFE LOLE
8
RB
Spikeman
55
DMF
le millenom girl
11
CMF
Konata
3
AMF
Keksandra
100
SS
Nice Grill
111
SS
Top Kek
87
CF
Patrick Bateman Captain
No. Position Player
00
GK
Taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week
155
CB
BAVI
144
CB
Ass
99
CB
Snek Court
22
CB
Flowre
88
LB
Dubs
9
LB
:^)
19
RB
Yosho
65
RB
bury smolhead
101
DMF
Spikedog
535
DMF
ses
10
DMF
Bury Ebil

Team Photos

Team History

For earlier history: /s4s/ history

Match History

Match Date Opponent Competition Result Goal Scorers
July 12, 2013 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 86' Shrek
July 20, 2013 B icon.png /b/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Goal 22' Quads
September 21, 2013 An icon.png /an/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
September 29, 2013 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Goal 37' Shrek
October 25, 2013 O icon.png /o/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 4-2 W Goal 14', 41' Shrek
Goal 36' Patrick Bateman
Goal 49' Top Kek
October 26, 2013 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-1 W Goal 73', 77' Shrek
October 27, 2013 3 icon.png /3/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0 W Goal 71', 79' Shrek
Goal 51' Patrick Bateman
October 27, 2013 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1 D Goal 66' Shrek
November 16, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 35' Shrek
November 22, 2013 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 D Goal 66' Shrek
November 24, 2013 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-4 D Goal 19', 38', 53', 66' Shrek
January 11, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-1 L
January 19, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Goal 57' Shrek
April 6, 2014 O icon.png /o/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 90+1' [s4s]-Tan
April 11, 2014 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-3 D Goal 60' [s4s]-Tan
Goal 17', 72' Patrick Bateman
April 13, 2014 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 43' Patrick Bateman
April 19, 2014 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 14', 71' Patrick Bateman
April 26, 2014 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-5 L
May 31, 2014 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Goal 63' Patrick Bateman
June 7, 2014 Hm icon.png /hm/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Goal 35', 40' [s4s]-Tan
July 19, 2014 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 4-2 W Goal 17', 38' Cory Baxter
Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
Goal 83' [s4s]-Tan
July 25, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Goal 43' Cory Baxter
Goal 75' [s4s]-Tan
July 27, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 74' Topkek
August 2, 2014 X icon.png /x/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 L (AET) Goal 82' [s4s]-Tan
February 14, 2015 M icon.png /m/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Goal 9', 77' Topkek
Goal 30' Nice Grill
February 20, 2015 X icon.png /x/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 5-0 W Goal 42' Dubs
Goal 45+0', 59', 61', 67' Patrick Bateman
February 22, 2015 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Goal 4' [s4s]-Tan
February 28, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Goal 45+1' Patrick Bateman
Goal 14', 70' D A N K M E M E S
March 1, 2015 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Goal 26' Nice Grill
Goal 17' Patrick Bateman
July 31, 2015 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 65' Patrick Bateman
August 2, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 4-1 W Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
Goal 4', 74', 83' [s4s]-tan
August 8, 2015 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 3-4 L Goal 13', 44', 70' Patrick Bateman
October 24, 2015 3 icon.png /3/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
October 30, 2015 A icon.png /a/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 71' Patrick Bateman
November 1, 2015 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W Goal 4', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 30' [s4s]-tan
Goal 42' Ebin
November 8, 2015 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 87' Patrick Bateman
Goal 18' [s4s]-tan
November 14, 2015 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W (AET) Goal 31', 78' Patrick Bateman
Goal 40' Topkek
Goal 111' Snek Court
November 15, 2015 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-2 L
February 20, 2016 G icon.png /g/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 W Goal 7', 73', 85' Patrick Bateman
Goal 29' [s4s]-tan
February 26, 2016 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Goal 25' Patrick Bateman
February 28, 2016 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-4 L
March 5, 2016 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 W (AET) Goal 59' Patrick Bateman
Goal 41' Nice Grill
March 6, 2016 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Goal 45+3' Patrick Bateman
Goal 14' Topkek
August 6, 2016 M icon.png /m/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Goal 38' Topkek
Goal 61' Patrick Bateman
August 12, 2016 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Goal 35' Topkek
Goal 42' Patrick Bateman
August 14, 2016 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Goal 30' Patrick Bateman
Goal 53' Nice Grill
August 20, 2016 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0-3 L
February 11, 2017 N icon.png /n/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 21' Topkek
Goal 53', 80' Patrick Bateman
February 17, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 0-1 L
February 19, 2017 U icon.png /u/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W Goal 38', 43' Topkek
February 25, 2017 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-5 L Goal 45+0', 58' Patrick Bateman
July 28, 2017 His icon.png /his/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-3 L Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+2' Keksandra
July 30, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 3-3 D Goal 48', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 7' Keksandra
August 5, 2017 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 66' Keksandra
October 27, 2017 A icon.png /a/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 45+0' Patrick Bateman
October 29, 2017 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 21', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
November 4, 2017 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 15', 59' TOPKEK
May 4, 2018 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 23' Patrick Bateman
Scored 30' Slut Sanae
May 6, 2018 A icon.png /a/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 19' Patrick Bateman
May 11, 2018 T icon.png /t/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 87' Keksandra
Goal 41' Patrick Bateman
May 13, 2018 C icon.png /c/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 90+2' Keksandra
Goal 8', 53' Patrick Bateman
October 26, 2018 O icon.png /o/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 69' Patrick Bateman
Goal 51' Topkek
October 28, 2018 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 52' Patrick Bateman
Goal 33' Topkek
Goal 13' Nice Grill
November 3, 2018 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-1 W Goal 45+4', 90+7' Keksandra
Goal 49' Topkek
Goal 10' Nice Grill
Goal 85' Flowre
November 10, 2018 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 L (PK) Goal 59' Patrick Bateman
February 16, 2019 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 5-2 W Goal 52', 87' Patrick Bateman
Goal 66' Keksandra
Goal 11', 28' Topkek
February 22, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 2-5 L Goal 81' Patrick Bateman
Goal 18' Keksandra
February 24, 2019 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 7-3 W Goal 58' Patrick Bateman
Goal 50', 62', 71', 77' Keksandra
Goal 6', 37' Topkek
March 2, 2019 G icon.png /g/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 5-4 W (AET) Goal 22', 41', 51' Patrick Bateman
Goal 105+2', 117' Topkek
March 3, 2019 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 47' Patrick Bateman
Goal 68' Keksandra
Goal 88' Topkek
March 3, 2019 3 icon.png /3/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L (AET) Goal 38' Topkek
March 3, 2019 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-3 W Goal 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 13', 18' Keksandra
Goal 90+1' Nice Grill
July 20, 2019 C icon.png /c/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-1 L
July 26, 2019 I icon.png /i/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-4 L
July 28, 2019 K icon.png /k/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 22' Patrick Bateman
October 25, 2019 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 43' Keksandra
October 27, 2019 B icon.png /b/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1 L
November 2, 2019 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-3 D Goal 68' Patrick Bateman
Goal 51', 90+2' Keksandra
April 11, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-1 W Goal 73', 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 39' Nice Grill
April 11, 2020 Aco icon.png /aco/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1 D Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
April 12, 2020 Y icon.png /y/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-2 D Goal 66' Patrick Bateman
Goal 17' ses
April 24, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 6' Patrick Bateman
April 26, 2020 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 18', 29' Patrick Bateman
Goal 48' Keksandra
May 2, 2020 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 7-3 W Goal 14', 61' Patrick Bateman
Goal 64', 68', 74' Keksandra
Goal 45+3' Nice Grill
Goal 85' Flowre
May 9, 2020 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-2 W Goal 72' Patrick Bateman
Goal 66' Keksandra
Goal 18' ses
Goal 52' Flowre
May 10, 2020 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
July 17, 2020 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 3-4 L Goal 58', 71', 90+3' Keksandra
July 19, 2020 Int icon.png /int/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 37' Patrick Bateman
July 25, 2020 I icon.png /i/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 75' Keksandra
October 23, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 20' Keksandra
Goal 48' Topkek
October 25, 2020 D icon.png /d/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 8', 48' Keksandra
October 31, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 33' Keksandra
July 10, 2021 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2021 4chan World Cup 0-1 L
July 18, 2021 M icon.png /m/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-2 D Goal 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 41' Keksandra
July 30, 2021 H icon.png /h/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-1 W Goal 33', 52' Patrick Bateman
Goal 44', 82' Keksandra
August 8, 2021 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2021 4chan World Cup 3-3 W (AET) Goal 11', 53' Keksandra
Goal 90+2' Nice Grill
August 14, 2021 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-1 W (AET) Goal 32' Patrick Bateman
Goal 93' Keksandra
August 15, 2021 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-3 W (AET) Goal 9', 35', 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 101' Nice Grill
August 15, 2021 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-2 W Goal 40', 49' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+4' Keksandra
Goal 14' Snek Court
August 15, 2021 B icon.png /b/ 2021 4chan World Cup 3-1 W Goal 90+2' Patrick Bateman
Goal 6' Topkek
Goal 35' Nice Grill
October 22, 2021 X icon.png /x/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 80' Patrick Bateman
October 24, 2021 Vm icon.png /vm/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-2 W Goal 24', 30', 41' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+4' Topkek
Goal 52' Nice Grill
November 5, 2021 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 68' Patrick Bateman
November 7, 2021 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 35' Patrick Bateman
Goal 55' Keksandra
Goal 90+2' Topkek
April 30, 2022 I icon.png /i/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
Goal 7' Keksandra
May 6, 2022 D icon.png /d/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 80' Patrick Bateman
Goal 60' Nice Grill
May 8, 2022 T icon.png /t/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 29', 85' Patrick Bateman
Goal 15' Nice Grill
May 14, 2022 P icon.png /p/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 63' Patrick Bateman
Goal 17' Topkek
May 21, 2022 H icon.png /h/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 16', 80' Patrick Bateman
Goal 9' Topkek
May 22, 2022 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 17' Topkek
May 22, 2022 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 85' Keksandra
May 22, 2022 An icon.png /an/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 22' Patrick Bateman
July 30, 2022 N icon.png /n/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 0-2 L
August 5, 2022 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 33' Patrick Bateman
August 7, 2022 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3-1 W Goal 50', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 28' Nice Grill
August 13, 2022 Co icon.png /co/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-3 L Goal 73' Keksandra
January 27, 2023 Int icon.png /int/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 5-1 W Goal 6', 71' Patrick Bateman
Goal 45', 49' Nice Grill
Goal 58' Bury Ebil
January 29, 2023 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1-3 L Goal 68' Nice Grill
February 4, 2023 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 3-2 W Goal 3' Patrick Bateman
Goal 29', 59' Keksandra
February 11, 2023 T icon.png /t/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L Goal 61' Nice Grill

Tournament History

Competition Win Draw Loss End result Notes
All friendlies 5 1 7 >friendliest team
>lose most of your friendlies
Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3 1 0 1st - Qualified >""""winning"""" a fetus
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 2 1 25th - Relegated >almost losing to autopilot /cgl/
>letting it slip against /r9k/
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 1 2 16th - Promoted >getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 10th - Held Promotion First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3 1 1 5th - Held Promotion Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 1 17th - Relegated Kerning10000.png
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 0 2 5th - Promoted >SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2 1 2 7th - Held Promotion >lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 1 15th - Held Promotion Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 15th - Held Promotion THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th - Relegated The Dark Era begins.
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 1 17th - Failed to Promote The first of two 6-Point Hells.
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 1 19th - Failed to Promote YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/.
The second of the aforementioned Hells.
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 11th - Promoted Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman.
Nice dubs though.
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 2 3rd Place - Held Promotion WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 29th Place - Relegated Third Place curse strikes
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 1 2 30th Place - Failed to Promote rude autopilot
SBC20 Design Aq.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 2 0 2nd Place - Qualified Escaped the uterus
SBC20 Design Aq.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4 0 1 7th Place - Promoted 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals)
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th Place - Relegated not nice
ABC20 Design F.png 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 0 3 28th Place - Relegated barely avoided the spoon lole
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup 6 1 1 1st Place - Champions HALLELUJAH
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 2 21st Place - Failed to Promote >bateman gets a 9.0
>fail to promote
SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6 0 2 4th Place - Promoted 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN)
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 11th Place - Held Promotion check'em
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 12th Place - Held Promotion off by fun

Individual Honors

Team Honors

Rivalries

You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)

Board Rivalries

Sh*tpost Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /b/ B icon.png

Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the 2021 4chan World Cup, which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. 2W - 0D - 0L

Dumb Frogposting Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /r9k/ R9k icon.png

Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L

Meta Rivalries

THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /gd/ Gd icon.png

Thanks to a 3-1 win in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^). 1W - 0D - 5L

Checkb Owl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png

In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L

Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /mlp/ Mlp icon.png

Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the 2021 4chan World Cup which was arguably the best match of the cup 3W - 1D - 2L

Gallery

  • The [s4s]-/x/ match from Winter 2015 summed up in one image.

  • [s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.

  • Keksandra rusing /adv/ defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.

  • [s4s]'s Summer 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.

  • Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and /his/'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their match.

  • Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the 2019 Winter Cup.

  • [s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the 2021 4chan World Cup.

  • Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the 2021 4chan World Cup

  • Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup and won the Pulitzer!

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
— DrBorisG

On his favorite team in the cup :^)


"IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
— DrBorisG

After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.


"BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
— Old Man Sou

After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.


"Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!"
— DrBorisG
"Seeeess..."
— Jack


"Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--"
— Kekkels
"Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this."
— DrBorisG
"Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be."
— Blinky

The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match against /vg/.


"Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!"
— DrBorisG
"ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
— Ken Ashcorp

Bors and Ken on the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup

Trivia

  • In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
  • There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.
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