/s4s/
[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools' joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team's cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a 15th-place finish in the 2016 4chan Summer Cup, and as such will be participating in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup. GET HYP! :DDD
For when we win the cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU
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Winter 2016 Team Photo
SOON B^)
To view the [s4s] team photo for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, please click here.
History
Founding
[s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the Provisionals to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to officially compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.
Summer 2013 Friendlies
[s4s]'s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.
Autumn 2013 Friendlies
For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu's position and had his first game against /an/. Questionable tactics by still-new manager DoubleNigger !!WN64AbCpO6P allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.
2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
Before [s4s]'s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other provisional teams and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]'s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over /o/. In the second game against /wsg/, another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, but the final game, against also-advancing /lgbt/ was still to be played. /lgbt/'s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.
2013 Autumn Babby Cup
[s4s]'s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.
2014 Spring Babby Cup
[s4s] was originally slated to play in the the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the "offseason" between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of King Mango !!U9PIX1Em/6k. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and /o/, /tv/, /vr/, and /hr/ soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against /o/ and lost 2-1, with the team's lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/'s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]'s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first Elite cup. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after >1000x1000 equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn't backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as 'That Game'. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.
2014 4chan Summer Cup
In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/'s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup's format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season's Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/'s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]'s downfall, as LPPTM's effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.
2015 4chan Winter Cup
[s4s]'s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over /m/ that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren't done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]'s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and /mlp/ was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of "9 Point Master Race", and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn't maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]'s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]'s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/'s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]'s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager DN retired after 22 months in charge, leaving carmastrikes and DescendingBear as co-managers.
2015 4chan Summer Cup
In '15, /gd/ released this, Fore-3, their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ">>>/r/ brace in 89' and 90+'", a brace so catchy, most people probably don't remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of being PES'd, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it's also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Actual Summary
[s4s] was drawn into Group C along with /mu/, /gd/, and /sci/. The first game of [s4s]'s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup's performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder >>>/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]'s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, >>>/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG's RigDoraTM placed [s4s] into Group H along with /3/, /a/, /adv/ and /toy/. [s4s]'s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their Elite status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn't enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]'s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team's hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, thanks to questionable /adv/ defending, secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the 2016 4chan Winter Cup. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: /sp/. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]'s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from >he does it for free in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face /pol/, with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the the next Elite Cup, which they looked forward to with anticipation.
2016 4chan Winter Cup
[s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes /gd/ and /r9k/, and 2015 4chan Summer Cup finalists /g/ in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams' 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner DrBorisG's patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being seemed. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals. Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager carmastrikes posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.
2016 4chan Summer Cup
Returning with the same management from winter, despite a declared hiatus, [s4s] entered Summer 16 with high hopes. With /gd/ and /mu/ impossible matchups for the group stage, there were no worrying rivals to keep them up at night. Drawn into Group G, alongside fellow memesters /tv/, previous babby winners /m/, and the /biz/nessmen, [s4s]'s third Summer Cup was a striking reversal from its first. In 2014, [s4s] was a shining beacon of goals in a barren wasteland devoid of hype. In 2016, when the goals flowed like oil from from the ground, [s4s] sat hard on the toughest defense of the group stage, with an average goals per game similar to that of 1.12. In an opening match against /m/, Topkek and Bateman had [s4s] up by two by the 61st minute, but /m/ fought back brilliantly with a 4 minute brace from Alteisen Reise, to end the game 2-2. Undeterred, both teams pressed on and struck down their foes in the following game. This time, /m/ was able to unleash their offense, putting forth a handy 5 goals against /biz/. /tv/ turned out to be smaller guys than the giant robots, and fell 2-1 to [s4s], who were led by another goal each for strikers Topkek and Patrick Bateman. /tv/ laid on a deadly siege in the dying minutes of the game, which led /tv/ to have higher postgame stats, but a missed shot ended the game. [s4s] went into the final day needing not to lose to secure a spot in the knockouts, but /m/ ended /biz/ and /tv/'s hopes in a single fell swoop by delivering /tv/ another 2-1 defeat. This benefited an underprepared [s4s] greatly, as they marched into the pitch against final opponents /biz/ with a newfound confidence. Playing a strange and untested 3-5-2 formation instead of their traditional 4-2-2-2, the team gave a good show against /biz/, doing their best to have fun, rather than win. Unfortunately for /biz/, all work and no play meant they couldn't keep up with the fresh (from having skipped practice that weekend) [s4s] players, in particular the active midfield, where Silver Center-mid Nice Grill slotted a surprising goal early in the second half to follow Bateman's goal in the 30th minute. [s4s] left the group stage on 7 points and two goals per game, with two 2-1 wins and a 2-2 draw, second in the group, behind /m/. The tides turned for the team, however, as the memers drew /adv/, a team which had demonstrated a brutally effective offense in the group stage, despite being shown up by /an/ in their third match. [s4s] put forth an extremely disappointing effort for the game, starting with an egregious and amateurish managerial error, symptomatic of a manger looking a little too far into the future, towards retirement, rather than the game at hand. The game opened with a 9th minute Suicide goal, giving [s4s] the chance to make the needed changes to repair their tactics. Unfortunately, the weak start meant [s4s] were unable to capitalize on the first half momentum, and, while they held on for nearly 70 minutes of goalless action, the game was already over by the time Suicide scored his second, and Relationshit gave /adv/ a third in the 86th. The whistle blew on the game, and on [s4s]'s knockout run, with a frustrating 15th place finish. The final weekend of the Summer brought good news alongside the bad, however, as the team's community outreach program finally succeeded at finding in Squidposter and Shouganaina replacements for aging manager carmastrikes, as well as finally setting free the ghost of DN. With a Pot 2 berth in Winter 17, [s4s] has a tough road ahead, but is ready to bring the memes and post-irony back to the cup once again, in a season that has historically been friendlier to the team.
Official Matches
For unofficial match history, see /s4s/ Unofficial Match History.
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| July 12, 2013 | 3-1 L |
Shrek | ||
| July 20, 2013 | 1-0 W |
Quads | ||
| September 21, 2013 | 2-0 L | |||
| October 5, 2013 | 1-0 W |
Shrek | ||
| October 25, 2013 | 4-2 W |
Shrek | ||
| October 26, 2013 | 3-0 W |
Patrick Bateman | ||
| October 27, 2013 | 2-1 W |
Shrek | ||
| October 27, 2013 | 1-1 D |
Shrek | ||
| November 16, 2013 | 2-1 L |
Shrek | ||
| November 22, 2013 | 1-1 D |
Shrek | ||
| November 24, 2013 | 4-4 D |
Shrek | ||
| January 11, 2014 | 1-0 L | |||
| January 19, 2014 | 1-1 D |
Shrek | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2-1 L |
[s4s]-Tan | ||
| April 11, 2014 | 3-3 D |
Patrick Bateman | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 1-0 W | Patrick Bateman  42'
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| April 19, 2014 | 2-1 W | Patrick Bateman 13', 70'
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| April 26, 2014 | 5-0 L | |||
| May 31, 2014 | 2-1 L | Patrick Bateman 33'
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| June 7, 2014 | 2-1 W | [s4s]-Tan 34', 39'
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| July 19, 2014 | 4-2 W | Cory Baxter 16', 37' Patrick Bateman 33'[s4s]-Tan 82'
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| July 26, 2014 | 2-2 D |
Cory Baxter | ||
| July 27, 2014 | 2-1 L |
Topkek | ||
| July 27, 2014 | 1(6)-1(5) L |
[s4s]-Tan | ||
| February 14, 2015 | 3-0 W |
Topkek | ||
| February 20, 2015 | 5-0 W |
Dubs | ||
| February 22, 2015 | 1-1 D |
[s4s]-Tan | ||
| February 28, 2015 | 3-0 W |
D A N K M E M E S | ||
| March 1, 2015 | 3-2 L |
Patrick Bateman | ||
| July 31, 2015 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman 65'
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| August 2, 2015 | 4-1 W | [s4s]-Tan 4', 74', 83' Patrick Bateman 34'
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| August 8, 2015 | 4-3 L | Patrick Bateman 13', 44', 70'
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| October 24, 2015 | 1-0 W | Patrick Bateman 34'
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| October 30, 2015 | 3-1 L | Patrick Bateman 71'
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| November 1, 2015 | 4-3 W | Patrick Bateman 4', 90+' [s4s]-Tan 30'Ebin 42'
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| November 8, 2015 | 2-1 W | [s4s]-Tan 18' Patrick Bateman 87'
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| November 14, 2015 | 4-3 W | Patrick Bateman 31', 78' Topkek 40'Snek Court 111'
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| November 15, 2015 | 2-0 L | |||
| February 20, 2016 | 4-0 W | Patrick Bateman 7', 73', 85' [s4s]-Tan 29'
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| February 26, 2015 | 1-1 D | Patrick Bateman 25'
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| February 28, 2016 | 4-0 L | |||
| March 5, 2016 | 2(4)-2(3) W | Nice Grill 41' Patrick Bateman 59'
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| March 6, 2016 | 3-2 L | Topkek 14' Patrick Bateman 45+3'
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Quotes
- "But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
- — DrBorisG, on his favorite team in the cup :^)
- — DrBorisG, on his favorite team in the cup :^)
- "IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
- — DrBorisG, after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup
- — DrBorisG, after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup
- "carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters"
- — Anonymous
- — Anonymous
- "BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
- — Old Man Sou, after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.
- — Old Man Sou, after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.
Export
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Honors/Statistics
Individual Honors
2013 Autumn Fetus
Golden Boot:
Shrek, 7 goals2013 Autumn Fetus
Joint Golden Ball:
Patrick Bateman, 5 assists
2014 Summer Cup
Goal of the Tournament:
Cory Baxter, vs. /pol/
2015 Winter Cup
Joint Golden Ball:
Ebin, Nice Grill2015 Winter Cup
Player of the Tournament:
Patrick Bateman
Team Honors
Thanksgiving Bowl
First Place
2014 Winter Cup
Match of the Tournament
[s4s] - /tg/2015 Winter Cup
Best Matches
2015 Summer Cup
Match of the Tournament
/gd/ - [s4s]
2015 4chan Autumn Babby
Match of the Tournament
[s4s] - /sp/
Player Stats
Goals and Assists
| Player | Goals | Assists |
|---|---|---|
| Patrick Bateman | 37 | 12 |
| Shrek | 17 | 4 |
| [s4s]-Tan | 13 | 8 |
| Topkek | 9 | 8 |
| Cory Baxter | 3 | 1 |
| D A N K M E M E S | 2 | 5 |
| Nice Grill | 4 | 8 |
| Quads | 1 | 0 |
| Ebin | 1 | 6 |
| Snek Court | 1 | 3 |
| :^) | 0 | 2 |
| Awoo~ | 0 | 1 |
| Me On The Left | 0 | 1 |
| Yee | 0 | 1 |
| Youd Be Surprise | 0 | 1 |
Saves
| Player | Saves |
|---|---|
| Walruse | 36 |
| Doge | 28 |
| Swaglord | 20 |
| #fortune | 11 |
| Le Purple Palmtree Man | 5 |
| My OC | 4 |
| Slowpoke | 3 |
| Donut Man | 2 |
Goals in a Single Cup
- Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
- Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
- Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
- Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup
- [s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
- Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
- [s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup
- Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup
Past Cup Performances
2013 Autumn Fetus
1st - Qualified
2013 Autumn Babby
25th - Relegated
2014 Spring Babby
16th - Promoted2014 Summer Cup
10th - Held Promotion2015 Winter Cup
5th - Held Promotion2015 Summer Cup
17th - Relegated2015 Autumn Babby
5th - Promoted
2016 Winter Cup
7th - Held Promotion
2016 Summer Cup
15th - Held Promotion
Rivalries
Checkb Owl: 
/s4s/ v. /lgbt/ 
In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.
0W - 1D - 1L
Sh*tpost Bowl: /s4s/ v. /b/ 
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. The only official Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].
1W - 0D - 0L
Battle of the Provisionals: /s4s/ v. /gd/ 
Similar to /mu/ and their rivalry with /wg/, [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. Fuck /gd/ tho
0W - 0D - 3L
Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl: /s4s/ v. /r9k/ 
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan's header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.
0W - 2D - 0L
Trivia/Fun Facts
- There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, and Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.
- Despite being [s4s]'s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.
- [s4s]'s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over /x/, loss: against /ic/).
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