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|team= sci
|team= sci
|motto= What has science done?
|motto= What has science done?
|name= Science and Math
|name= Science & Math
|date= Jan. 6, 2012
|date= Jan. 6, 2012
|manager= John Urschel
|manager= John Urschel
|irl={{Anonymous|Don Aitor Karanka|!!IfSTavRYsiM}} <br> Co-manager:{{Anonymous|Yuyukow|!!EOZVjSE1Oud}} <br> <br> Board relations: <br> {{Anonymous|Lab Coat|!!xjloyu2m+mY}}
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|high_date= August 2018
|high_date= August 2018
|low_ranking= 54
|low_ranking= 54
|low_date= November 2016
|low_date= November 2016
|scorer= Bill Nye
|scorer= Shinichi Mochizuki
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|goals = 61
|assister= Carl Sagan
|assister= Richard Feynman
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|captain= Shinichi Mochizuki
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|first_score_away= 0
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date= February 11, 2012
|first_date= February 11, 2012
|elite_cup_appearances=10
|elite_cup_appearances=14
|first_elite_appearance=[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
|first_elite_appearance=[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result='''6th'''
|best_elite_result='''4th'''
|best_elite_cup=[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_cup=[[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances= 9
|babby_cup_appearances= 17
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color: #cd7f32; font-size: 100%">3rd</span>'''
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color: #ffd700; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_babby_cup=[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_cup=[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
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|color= Cobalt Blue
|color= Cobalt Blue
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY
|a_title= The Science Rap - Ali G
|a_title= The Science Rap G
|alt_title= Glorious Dawn
|altanthem1_title= Glorious Dawn <br>
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
|gh_title= Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
|gh_title= Weird Science
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|altgh1 = www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTSaezB4p8
|altgh1_title = Richard Feynman Playing Bongos (Whenever Feynman scores)
|altgh1_title = Richard Feynman Playing Bongos
|nickname= /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs
|altgh1_what = Feynman Goalhorn
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI
|altgh2_title= Go!
|altgh2_what= Wernher von Braun & Musk Goalhorn
|altgh3 = www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov669xFfosg
|altgh3_title = Blinding Lights
|altgh3_what = Comeback Goalhorn
|nickname= /sci/entists, /sci/borgs, The Science Team
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|kit6=Scisixth-2016sbc.png
|kit6=Sci kit 6 2021 autumn babby cup.png
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Since the dawn of time (Jan. 25, 2010), anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, 6 years after the teams founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.


 
Since the {{tt|dawn of time|January 25th, 2010|}}, anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Over 10 years after the team's founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books, and after many trials and tribulations the team had achieved victory in the [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2023 Autumn Babby Cup]]. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some real science, brainlet.  
'''/sci/ now has a discord! Join it at https://discord.gg/4CyTM72 so we can bully you mercilessly about your degree.'''


__TOC__
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*'''RGB Colors:''' <span style="color:#0047AB"> Cobalt Blue (0, 71, 171)</span>, Ventablack (0,0,0),<span style="color:#E0E0E0"> Dwarf Star White (255,255,255) </span>
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ Roster]]  
 
[[File:Sciteamphoto800pix.png|thumb|600px|left|'''Top:''' Ed Witten, Lying Koreans- 99, Boiling Water, {{greentext|carbon fiber hull}}, Yukariposter , Stephen Hawking <br>
==Lineup==
'''Bottom:''' You SHOULD be able to solve this, Richard Feynman (Captain), Shinichi Mochizuki, Wernher von Braun, Norman Wildberger <br>
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ Roster]]
'''Not pictured''': Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)]]
 
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<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br>


===Team photo===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #0047AB, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;"> Cup & Match History</span></div>==
[[File:Sciteamphoto800pix.png|thumb|600px|center|'''Top:''' Stephen Hawking, Does 0.999... = 1?, <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/x/</span>, Richard Feynman , Sun of Lava/Ice, John von Neumann <br> '''Bottom:''' Theory (A Gauss), Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Evolutionary Purpose, Cool Science Facts  <br>
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ History]]
'''Not pictured''': Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)]]
==== 2024 Winter Cup ====


==Music Corner==
Coming off the victory in Autumn, /sci/ returned to the elites hoping for good things in the coming season. The hopes were tempered very quickly as /sci/ ran into 0-4 blow out against /t/, the runner up from the previous year's winter cup, and needed to make good on the other two games in the group. After /sci/ was unable to score on /t/ in its first game no matter how deep into the box it got, the rematch against /k/ from a year prior went much better initially. You Should be able to solve this ran pulled hat trick on /k/, and /sci/ looked to be in a solid position going into the last game. However a minor tactical change on the part of the management caused /sci/ to lose its pressure in the midfield and /k/ managed to run up two goals before the change was rectified, a game that would have otherwise canceled out a large portion /sci/'s goal deficit now left it in a situation where it could die even if it beat /y/. The 6-6-6-0 tragedy loomed as /sci/ needed to beat /y/ and have /t/ pull at least a draw despite being down a Silver Medal. The last day of the group stage arrived and a difficult slog against /y/ ensued, all looked well as You Should Be Able To Solve This managed to score at the 20th minute, then 10 man abuse reared its ugly head again as /y/ got red carded not to long thereafter. The 1-0 lead was maintained until an equalizer occurred early in the second half, /sci/ could still advance on a draw but the margins for the following game would be even tighter, needing /t/ to win outright. Attack after attack from both teams' strikers failed as the clock began to run out, the game entered injury time just as /y/ throw in was intercepted and /sci/ went on the offense; the shot by <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/x/ </span> was barely intercepted by the /y/ keeper, it bounced off his finger tips and allowed Wernher von Braun to make an attempt that rebounded of the post, but with the defense all tripped up You Should Be Able To Solve This managed to sink a second goal in off the kapow at 90 minutes plus 4. The game ended instantly after the following kickoff and /sci/ would advance with /t/ after their 3-3 draw with /k/.
<br> <br>
/sci/ was seeded against /d/ for the round of 16 and looked quite formidable. The /d/eviants had racked up 9 points to top their group stage by running an unorthodox illegal formation that none of the other teams in Group B seemed able to deal with. Despite this /sci/ came out firing on all cylinders with You Should Be Able To Solve This and Shinichi Mochizuki getting 3 goals in before /d/ was even able to respond with one of their own. Even after Giantess' goal, the /sci/borgs continued to push forward as Richard Feynman would get his own brace before the end of the match bringing to scoreboard to 5-1. The Final day had arrived and /sci/ had the first quaterfinal match against an /f/ that had proved itself incredibly strong having 9 pointed their Group A in Winter as well as Group E in Autumn, only losing to /mlp/ in the Round of 16. The match opened up and /f/ managed to score first at 20', but Feynman managed to score and level the game before the end of the first half. /sci/ and /f/ were bogged down in a battle of attrition as both teams' offenses had a difficult time trying to find the weaknesses in each other's defenses to exploit, tactical changes did little to alter the situation as the second half ended and went into extra time. Not even the extra subs provided seemed to give either attack what was needed to make it over the line, it all came down to penalties shot out that ended 3-1 for /sci/ with Boiling Water and {{greentext|carbon fiber hull}} making up the shots that the two Golds had missed. For a moment, it looked like /sci/ could repeat what /lgbt/ did back in 2017 during the height abuse era and win back to back babby-elite championships, but alas it was not to be as /sci/ blundered into a 0-3 loss against /pw/ that not even /t/'s boarding party stratagem could salvage. /sci/ would not make it to the finals, but would instead go to its first 3rd place match since the team's debut in 2012, where it would then suffer a narrow 3-4 loss against [wsg]. In spite of being shut out from a top 3 finish, /sci/'s fans were happy with the team's success, setting a new best elite performance at 4th and punching their tickets to summer in the process where the dreaded PES 16 awaited.


*'''Anthem''': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY The Science Rap - Ali G]
=== Tournament History ===
*'''Goalhorn''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU Weird Science - Oingo Boingo]
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
*'''Goalhorn - Richard Feynman [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTSaezB4p8 Richard Feynman playing bongos]
*'''Closing Anthem:''' [https://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking]
*'''Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.''': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfcC6FYyL4U Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song]
 
==Tactics==
 
''Go away.''
 
==Exports (Winter Cup 2019)==
 
[[File:scitexport.png|300px|link=]]<br>[[File:Da time cube.png|300px|link=http://www.mediafire.com/file/v3spk18q66pnpca/sci+Arena+mkII.rar]] <br>[[File:Aestheticssci.png|300px|link=https://mega.nz/#!lYYzBARZ!YQVM1DU3yoSzql2gyVnGUGOZRsVtz6rXe7wYXaeDd4g]]<br>[[File:SciMusicExportWIP.png|300px|link=https://www.mediafire.com/file/87tzn83n3p3qsdo/SCI_Music_Export.rar]]
 
==Match History==
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ History]]
 
===Official Matches===
{{Note|Matches in <span style{{=}}"background:#cccccc">Gray</span> have been nullified.}}
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|-
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Wins
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Draws
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Video
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Losses
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Goal For
| February 11, 2012
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Goals Against
| {{team away|d}}
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Goal Differential
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Rank
| align=center|0-1 L
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Notes
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor=cd7f32
| <small></small>
|[[File:2012 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|-
| 4
| 2
| 1
| 11
| 7
| 4
|3rd place
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2012 Summer Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 0
| 1
| 2
| 5
| 11
| -6
|19th place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 2
| 1
| 1
| 10
| 5
| 5
|9th place - Round of 16
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Winter Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 1
| 0
| 2
| 5
| 6
| -1
|16th place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2013 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 1
| 0
| 2
| 2
| 4
| -2
|19th place- Group Stage
|Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Summer Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 1
| 0
| 2
| 3
| 7
| -4
|23rd place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 1
| 1
| 1
| 5
| 7
| -2
|21st place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2014 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 1
| 1
| 2
| 3
| 4
| -1
|30th place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 4
| 1
| 1
| 12
| 7
| 5
|5th place - Quarterfinals
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2015 4chan winter cup logo.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 1
| 2
| 1
| 6
| 7
| -1
|14th place - Round of 16
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2015 Summer Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 0
| 0
| 3
| 3
| 10
| -7
|31st  - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC15 Design G.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 1
| 2
| 1
| 8
| 4
| 4
|24th place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2016 Spring Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 0
| 1
| 2
| 2
| 7
| -5
|26th place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#cccccc"
|[[File:ABC16 Design A.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 0
| 0
| 0
| 0
| 0
| 0
|Forfeit
|No export presented
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC17 Design Aq.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 0
| 2
| 1
| 4
| 5
| -1
|8th place - Group Stage
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC17 Design A.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 1
| 1
| 1
| 6
| 6
| 0
|18th - Group Stage
|Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SC17 Design A.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 3
| 1
| 1
| 10
| 7
| 3
|6th place - Quarterfinals
|Tied with /tv/
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 3
| 0
| 2
| 9
| 8
| 1
|8th place - Quarterfinals
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 18, 2012
|[[File:Summer18_E.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
| {{team away|vp}}
| 4
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 0
| align=center|4-1 W
| 1
| <small>Feynman {{goal|12||56}}<br>Missingno. {{owngoal|24}}<br>Dicks {{owngoal|44}}</small>
| 10
| <small></small>
| 5
|-
| 5
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|6th Place - Quarterfinals
| March 11, 2012
|
| {{team away|x}}
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|[[File:WC19 Design E.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| 0
| <small></small>
| 1
| <small></small>
| 2
|-
| 12
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 15
| March 23, 2012
| -3
| {{team away|r9k}}
|25th place - Group Stage
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group B|Group Stage SBC2012]]
|
| align=center|1-1 D
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| <small>Nye {{goal|66}}</small>
| [[File:SBC19 Design B1.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| <small></small>
| 0
|-
| 3
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 0
| March 24, 2012
| 0
| {{team away|mlp}}
| 0
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group B|Group Stage SBC2012]]
| 0
| align=center|1-1 D
|21st place - Group Stage
| <small>Nye {{goal|88}}</small>
|
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|-
| [[File:ABC19 Design Eq.png|28px]][[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 1
| March 25, 2012
| 0
| {{team away|pol}}
| 2
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group B|Group Stage SBC2012]]
| 4
| align=center|2-1 W
| 6
| <small>Feynman {{goal|58}}<br>Dawkins {{goal|76}}</small>
| -2
| <small></small>
| 8th place - Group Stage
|-
| {{greentext|go autopilot}} {{greentext|get aborted}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| March 31, 2012
| [[File:SBC20 Design A.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| {{team away|gif}}
| 0
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Final Seed Qualifiers|Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012]]
| 3
| align=center|1-0 W
| 0
| <small>Nye {{goal|23}}</small>
| 6
| <small></small>
| 6
|-
| 0
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| 21st - Group Stage
| March 31, 2012
| Lost playoffs to /d/
| {{team away|n}}
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter Finals|QF SBC2012]]
| [[File:ABC20_Design_F.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
| 1
| <small>Nye {{goal|14||67}}<br>{{greentext|biology >hard science}} {{goal|75}}</small>
| 0
| <small></small>
| 2
|-
| 3
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 7
| March 31, 2012
| -4
| {{team away|3}}
| 25th - Group Stage
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Semi-Finals|SF SBC2012]]
|
| align=center|1-2 L
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| <small>Nye {{goal|75}}</small>
| [[File:WoC21_Design_E.png|25px]][[2021 4chan World Cup]]
| <small></small>
| 0
|-
| 2
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 1
| March 31, 2012
| 6
| {{team away|d}}
| 7
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Third-Place Playoff|Third Place SBC2012]]
| -1
| align=center|2-2 (4-3) W
| 53rd - Group Stage
| <small>Feynman {{goal|50||90}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 21, 2012
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|7-3 W
| <small>Cox {{goal|2||37||52||56||81}}<br>Nye {{goal|77}}<br>Troll Science {{goal|90+1}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 12, 2012
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Sagan {{goal|85}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 2, 2012
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-0 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|61}}<br>Sagan {{goal|89}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 13, 2012
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup#Group D|Group Stage SC2012]]
| align=center|0-5 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[http://www.novamov.com/video/k7ty2p2enjx3m Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 14, 2012
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup#Group D|Group Stage SC2012]]
| align=center|3-4 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|33||57||90+3}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 15, 2012
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup#Group D|Group Stage SC2012]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Thorium {{goal|75}}<br>Nye {{goal|89}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 2, 2012
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|17}}<br>Tesla {{goal|20}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 8, 2012
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 29, 2012
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-7 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|37}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group C|Group Stage ABC2012]]
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|13||36||45}}<br>Sagan {{goal|55}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group C|Group Stage ABC2012]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|65}}<br>Feynman {{goal|88}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 19, 2012
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group C|Group Stage ABC2012]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Epicurus {{goal|59}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 20, 2012
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round of 16|Round of 16 ABC2012]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|6||51}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUo_UYO445c Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| December 22, 2012
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Nye {{goal|6||63}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 9, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup#Group E|Group Stage WC2013]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Lazy Greek {{owngoal|37}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 15, 2013
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup#Group E|Group Stage WC2013]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|35}} <br>Aquatic Hamster{{goal|72}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 17, 2013
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup#Group E|Group Stage WC2013]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|45+1}}<br>Epicurus{{goal|88}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 6, 2013
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 7, 2013
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|36}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 3, 2013
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group D|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|43}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 5, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group D|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Not Science {{goal|23}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 11, 2013
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group D|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFO8MIdyazE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 12, 2013
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|3||37}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 17, 2013
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup#Group H|Group Stage SC2013]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|29}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQYn3MftAxQ Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 23, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup#Group H|Group Stage SC2013]]
| align=center|1-5 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|3}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 25, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup#Group H|Group Stage SC2013]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|73}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j633bn7hL3k Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 21, 2013
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyIgv4kvLWg Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 29, 2013
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|21}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGK_nzRHyc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 16, 2013
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC 2013]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|14}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkWT0nE_r0 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 22, 2013
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC 2013]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|24}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbL0LweHWo& Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 24, 2013
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC 2013]]
| align=center|3-2 W
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|6}} <br> Bill Nye {{goal|54}}<br> Nikola Tesla {{goal|67}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iGyh9jvslU Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 12, 2014
| {{team away|an}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|6||23||87}} <br>Bill Nye {{goal|84}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7KwGyGBq_s Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 19, 2014
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|54}} <br>Bill Nye {{goal|64}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmuLMm7NRXs Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 5, 2014
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Gl6AygOmc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 11, 2014
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQR0TdKhrxA Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 13, 2014
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Richard Dawkins {{goal|50}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9AtW6ZtGTE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 19, 2014
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|3}} <br>Nikola Tesla {{goal|35}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXJd6WcH_Q Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 30, 2014
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|68||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31a5n48ygA Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 1, 2014
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|63||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PPs5OY_M-Q Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 18, 2014
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|11||65||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|54||}} <br>Bill Nye {{goal|75||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IBuTc3G-gE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 24, 2014
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|50||}} <br>Bill Nye{{goal|66||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSI-lWgO7bc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 31, 2014
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]  
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|10||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7HLzjXBaDo Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 2, 2014
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]  
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|36}}<br>Nikola Tesla {{goal|51}}<br>Richard Feynman {{goal|66}}<br>Sun of Fire/Ice {{goal|81}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFqeRhJhta0 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 8, 2014
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Round of 16 ABC 2014]]
| align=center|1-1 W (3-2 pen.)
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|22}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfEeAMJ7C28 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 9, 2014
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Quarter Final ABC 2014]]
| align=center|1-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLzajvQfwJc Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 13, 2015
| {{team away|ic}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2015]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLcDBTMlkU4 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 15, 2015
| {{team away|s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2015]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|59}} <br> Bill Nye {{goal|68}}</small>
| <small>[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2i16uq_2015-4chan-winter-cup-group-d-sci-vs-s_videogames Video]</small> <br><small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF8AhKsPVH8 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 21, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2015]]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|30}}<br> Triple Integrals {{goal|47||90+}} <br> Nikola Tesla {{goal|83}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArHWnajNUmE Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 28, 2015
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Knockout Stage|Round of 16 WC 2015]]
| align=center|3-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuDojRYjcAQ Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 31, 2015
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup#Group_C|Group Stage SC 2015]]
| align=center|1-4 L
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|62||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qixp7pGMvOw Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 2, 2015
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup#Group_C|Group Stage SC 2015]]
| align=center|1-4 L
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|8||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBfQw_-n67o Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 8, 2015
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup#Group_C|Group Stage SC 2015]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|62||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AMQzJKd5E Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 23, 2015
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlXo4QvAxQ Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 30, 2015
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]
| align=center|3-3 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|4}}<br>Bill Nye {{goal|14}}<br>Richard Feynman {{goal|18}}</small>
| <small>[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ap59r Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 1, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]  
| align=center|5-0 W
| <small> Richard Feynman {{goal|29||38||45+||76}}<br>Carl Sagan {{goal|65}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ERkjYuMNg Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 7, 2015
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]  
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYpPRiCPzQ Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 7, 2016
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2016]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|37}}<br>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|59}}</small>
| <small>[https://youtu.be/EOQUAzCHTPM Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 13, 2016
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2016]]
| align=center| 0-4 L
|
|
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8O8VXGwNWw Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[File:ABC21_Design_C.png|25px]][[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| May 15, 2016
| 1
| {{team away|g}}
| 0
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2016]]
| 3
| align=center| 0-1 L
| 6
| 10
| -4
| 34th - Group Stage
|
|
|<small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm9g4z-zi3U Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 28, 2017
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage SBCQ 2017]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|73}}
| <small> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WpYYTb0Fw Video] </small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 29, 2017
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage SBCQ 2017]]
| align=center|2-1 L
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|37||}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/49TYfCOaaOQ Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| [https://www.google.com/#newwindow=1&q=When+did+hitler+die April 30, 2017]
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage SBCQ 2017]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|6||53}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/MOB_yqQ_064 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 12, 2017
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2017]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|4||80}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Fm8QGgUw8 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 14, 2017
| {{team away|his}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2017]]
| align=center|4-3 L
| <small>Sun of Lava/Ice {{goal|25||45+2||79}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8pXyFPHbRM Video]<small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 20, 2017
| [[File:SBC22_Design_D.png|25px]][[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| {{team away|mlp}}
| 2
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2017]]
| 0
| align=center|1-0 W
| 3
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki{{goal|19||}}
| 9
| <small>[https://youtu.be/Q09_Q_S4cbI Video] <small>
| 8
|-
| 1
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 11th - Round of 16
| July 29, 2017
| Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2017]]
| align=center|3-3 D
| <small> Richard Feynman {{goal|30}} <br> Sun of Lava/Ice {{goal|45+2}} <br>  Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|62}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/F8JXsjIon7Y Video]<small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 4, 2017
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2017]]
| align=center|1-3 W
| <small> Carl Sagan {{goal|16}} <br> Does 0.999...=1? {{goal|23}} <br>  Sun Of Lava/Ice  {{goal|33}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/sUfbiSUEhb0 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 6, 2017
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2017]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|27||90+0}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/NC1RbrQSXfI Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 12, 2017
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Round of 16 SC 2017]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small> GauB {{goal|36}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/rGUINlnMS_c Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 13, 2017
| [[File:SC22_Design_G.png|25px]][[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| 0
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Quarter Finals SC 2017]]
| 2
| align=center|1-2 L
| 1
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|50}}
| 4
| <small>[https://youtu.be/wW_R8rxz0nI Video]</small>
| 7
|-
| -3
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 28th - Group Stage
| February 16, 2018
| {{greentext|jobbing to /cm/ }}
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2018]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|18}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/wshJIkenIpE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 18, 2018
| [[File:ABC22_Design_H.png|25px]][[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| {{team away|jp}}
| 2
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2018]]
| 2
| align=center|2-1 W
| 1
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|63||73}}
| 8
| <small>[https://youtu.be/B-aCwk8f25c Video]</small>
| 7
|-
| 1
| 8th - Quarter Finals
| {{greentext|a fucking repeat group}} {{greentext|another QF loss}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 24, 2018
| [[File:WC23_Design_G.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
| {{team away|o}}
| 4
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2018]]
| 0
| align=center|3-1 W
| 1
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|16||33}} <br> Richard Feynman {{goal|81}}
| 12
| <small>[https://youtu.be/wLAIAo18lso Video]</small>
| 7
|-
| 5
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 5th - Quarter Finals
| March 3, 2018
| {{greentext|losing the first elite QF the team had 4.5 years}}
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|Round of 16 WC 2018]]
| align=center|3-1 W
| <small> Triple Integrals {{goal|29}} <br> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|73}} <br> Carl Sagan {{goal|80}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/P7UukFapUqw Video] </small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 4, 2018
| [[File:SC23_Design_G1.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Summer Cup]]
| {{team away|u}}
| 1
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|Quarter Finals WC 2018]]
| 0
| align=center|0-3 L
| 2
| <small> </small>
| 6
| <small>[https://youtu.be/0Fa-W4pTzZA Video] </small>
| 9
|-
| -3
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 24th - Group Stage
| July 27, 2018
|{{greentext|getting relegated in summer AGAIN}}
| {{team away|fit}}
|-bgcolor="ffd700"
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2018]]
|[[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|25px]][[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| 5
| <small> Triple Integrals {{goal|10}} <br> Richard Feynman {{goal|15}} </small>
|  0
| <small> [https://youtu.be/MRTM0COqxek Video] </small>
| 2
|-
| 16
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 9
| July 29, 2018
| 7
| {{team away|pol}}
| Champions
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2018]]
| 9-3-3-3 miracle promotion, Quarterfinal curse broken
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|4}} <br> Sun of Lava/Ice {{goal|10}} </small>
| <small> [https://youtu.be/ZadDd86YEzQ Video] </small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 27, 2018
|[[File:WC24_Design_E1.png|25px]][[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| {{team away|sp}}
| 4
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2018]]
| 0
| align=center| 2-1 W
| 3
| <small> {{tt|Norman Wildberger|out of position keeper as CF}} {{goal|36}} <br> {{tt|Spectrum|out of position non medal as LWF}} {{goal|86}} </small>
| 11
| <small>[https://youtu.be/pIXlY4iMmg4 Video] </small>
| 13
|-
| -2
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 4th - Third Place Match
| August 11, 2018
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Round Of 16 SC 2018]]
| align=center| 3-0 W
| <small> Richard Feynman {{goal|16}} <br> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|29, 83}} </small>
| <small>[https://youtu.be/pIXlY4iMmg4 Video] </small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 12, 2018
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Quarter Finals SC 2018]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|43}} </small>
| <small>[https://youtu.be/WOskoiMS8RU Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 15, 2018
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2019]]
| align=center| 6-8 L
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|39, 43}} <br> Richard Feynman {{goal|62, 90+2}} <br> Sun Of Lava/Ice {{goal|64, 85}} </small>
| <small>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmI7D88OH28 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 17, 2019
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2019]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small> Bible Black {{owngoal|52}} <br> Sun Of Lava/Ice {{goal|74}} </small>
| <small>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHBiRMs5Apc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 23, 2018
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2019]]
| align=center| 4-5 L
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|36||76}}<br>Richard Feynman {{goal|48||69}}</small>
|  
|  
|-
|-bgcolor="0047AB"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|colspan="9" |
| May 17, 2019
|-bgcolor="
| {{team away|cgl}}
| Elite Matches
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2019]]
| 22
| align=center| 0-0 D
| 8
| 24
| 105
| 122
| -17
|  
|  
|
|
|-
|-bgcolor="
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| Babby Matches
| May 19, 2019
| 26
| {{team away|vp}}
| 20
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2019]]
| 26
| align=center| 0-0 D
| 111
| 111
| 0
|  
|  
|
|
|-
|-bgcolor="
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| Total Cup Matches
| May 25, 2019
| 48
| {{team away|x}}
| 28
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2019]]
| 50
| align=center| 0-0 D
| 216
| 233
| -17
|  
|  
|
|
|-
|-bgcolor=
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| Official Friendlies
| October 11, 2019
| 5
| {{team away|d}}
| 4
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage ABCQ 2019]]
| 9
| align=center| 2-1 W
| 29
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|78||89}}</small>
| 35
|
| -6
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|  
| October 12, 2019
| No more official friendlies, RIPIP
| {{team away|vr}}
|-bgcolor="0047AB"
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage ABCQ 2019]]
|colspan="9" |
| align=center| 1-2 L
|-bgcolor=
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|27}}</small>
| Official Total
|
| 53
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 32
| October 13, 2019
| 59
| {{team away|trv}}
| 245
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage ABCQ 2019]]
| 268
| align=center| 1-3 L
| - 23
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|79}}</small>
|  
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 25, 2020
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2020]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 1, 2020
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2020]]
| align=center|4-4 D
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|41||59||90+2}}<br>Richard Feynman {{goal|76}}</small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 3, 2020
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2020]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|63}}</small>
|
|
|}
|}


===Unofficial Matches===
===Recent & Upcoming Matches===
 
''For a {{greentext|complete}} match history see:'' [[/sci/ Match History]]
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|-
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!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Video
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Video
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 15, 2013
| July 28, 2023
| {{team away|trv}}
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[Tottoric_Up#THE_MATCHES|Tottoric Up Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2023]]
| align=center|3-3 (4-5) L
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|58, 72||}} <br>Nikola Tesla {{goal|120+1}}</small>
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki{{goal|79}} </small>
| <small></small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/summer23/2023-07-28/?t=4:53:08.0 {{greentext|fun}}] </small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 30, 2023
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2023]]
| align=center|4-3 W
| <small> Norman Wildberger{{goal|31||51||62||79}} </small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/summer23/2023-07-30/?t=3:32:17.0 {{greentext|fun}}] </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 5, 2023
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2023]]
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small> You SHOULD be able to solve this {{goal|6}} </small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/summer23/2023-08-05/?t=2:16:54.0 {{greentext|fun}}]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 12, 2013
| October, 28 2023
| {{team away|lit}}
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2023]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|7}} </small>
| <small></small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-10-28/?t=1:36:27.0 {{greentext|fun}}]
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 12, 2013
| November 3, 2023
| {{team away|trv}}
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2023]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small> Richard Feynman {{goal|5}} </small>
| <small></small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-03/?t=12:53.0 {{greentext|fun}}]
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2013
| November 5, 2023
| {{team away|n}}
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Group Stage ABC 2023]]
| align=center|4-0 W
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>Niels Bohr {{goal|4||76||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|14, 89||}}</small>
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|54||80}} Richard Feynman {{goal|65}} </small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYB2ksZzDRc Video]</small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-05/1/?t=4:49:44.0 {{greentext|fun}}]
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Semi Finals|2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals]]
| align=center|2-2 (4-5) L
| <small>Enrico Fermi {{goal|4||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|102||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Knockout Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Niels Bohr {{goal|5||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 2, 2013
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[Halloween Bowl 2013#Round of 16|Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16]]
| align=center|3-2 L
| <small>Chernobyl {{goal|9||}} <br>Dead Bill Nye {{goal|54}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 13, 2014
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup|Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 14, 2015
| November 11, 2023
| {{team away|biz}}
| {{team away|vt}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup First Round]]
| align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Round of 16 ABC 2023]]
| align=center|4-3 W
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|55}}<br>Ronald McNair {{goal|74}}<br>Willie McCool {{goal|88}}<br>Does 0.999 = 1? {{goal|98}}</small>
|<small> Stephen Hawking{{goal|31}} Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|45+2}} </small>
| <small></small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-11/?t=14:51.0 {{greentext|fun}} ]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 14, 2015
|November 12, 2023
| {{team away|diy}}
|{{team away|i}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Quarterfinals ABC 2023]]
| align=center|1-3 W
|align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|44||88}}<br>Willie McCool {{goal|84}}</small>
|<small>Shinichi Mochizuki{{goal|67||}}<br> Richard Feynman {{goal|40||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-12/?t=1:47:11.0  {{greentext|fun}} ]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 15, 2015
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup Semifinals]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Ronald McNair {{goal|15}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 15, 2015
|November 12, 2023
| {{team away|o}}
|{{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup Third Place Match]]
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Semifinals ABC 2023]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|align=center|2-0 W
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|10||19}}</small>
|<small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|4||75||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-12/?t=5:03:57.0  {{greentext|fun}} ]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 18, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|21||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 24, 2015
|November 12, 2023
| {{team away|g}}
|{{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| Finals ABC 2023]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|align=center|5-1 W
| <small>Willie McCool {{goal|23||}}</small>
|<small>Stephen Hawking {{goal|5||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|24||89||}}<br> You Should Be Able To Solve This {{goal|75||}} <br> Shinichi Mochizuki  {{goal|84||}}   </small>
| <small></small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/2023abc/2023-11-12/?t=7:05:32.0  {{greentext|fun}} ]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 10, 2015
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|20||68}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 12, 2015
|January 20, 2024
| {{team away|x}}
|{{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2024]]
| align=center|1-0 L
|align=center| 0-4 L
| <small></small>
|
| <small></small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-01-20/?t=1:47:27.0 {{greentext|fun}} ]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 22, 2015
|January 26, 2023
| {{team away|a}}
|{{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[Lark's Madness]]
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2024]]
| align=center|0-2 L D
|align=center| 3-2 W
| <small></small>
| <small> You Should Be Able To Solve This {{goal|36||53||59||}} <small/>
| <small></small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-01-26/?t=01:13:14 {{greentext|fun}} ]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 23, 2016
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies|2016 4chan Winter Cup <s>Un</s>friendlies]]
| align=center|3-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 19, 2017
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[Golden Spoon Cup|Golden Spoon Cup Group D]]
| align=center|2-6 L
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|13||50}}<br> Richard Feynman {{goal|16||40||81}}<br> Spectrum {{goal|90+0}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 20, 2017
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[Golden Spoon Cup|Golden Spoon Cup Group D]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>  Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|27}} <br> Triple Integrals {{goal|65}} </small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 26, 2017
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[Golden Spoon Cup|Golden Spoon Cup Group D]]
| align=center|6-1 L
| <small> ??{{goal|??}} </small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 12, 2017
|January 28, 2023
| {{team away|woah}}
|{{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017|Omega Cup 2017 Round Of 128]]
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup| Group Stage WC 2024]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|2}} <br> Carl Sagan {{goal|12}} </small>
|<small> You Should Be Able To Solve This {{goal|20||90+4||}} <small/>
| <small></small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-01-28/1/?t=04:49:53 {{greentext|fun}}]
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 14, 2017
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[Omegacup 2017|Omega Cup 2017 Round Of 64]]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 28, 2018
|February 3, 2023
| {{team away|g}}
|{{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies|2018 4chan Autumn Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup| Round of 16 WC 2024]]
| align=center|4-2 W
|align=center| 5-1 W
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|5||64||85}} <br> CS Pleb {{goal|25}} </small>
|<small> You Should Be Able To Solve This {{goal|43||}} Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|59||62||}} Richard Feynman {{goal|78||85||}} <small/>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K4cepFd7P4 Video]</small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-02-03/?t=01:18:30 {{greentext|fun}}]
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 30, 2018
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies|2018 4chan Autumn Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 (3-4) L
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|4||14}}
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 6, 2018
|February 4, 2023
| {{team away|tg}}
|{{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies|2018 4chan Autumn Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup| Quarterfinals WC 2024]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|align=center| 1-1 W (3-1 Pen)
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|78}}
|<small> Richard Feynman {{goal|38||}} </small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z5CKlHBoAo Video]</small>
|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-02-04/?t=18:17.0  {{greentext|fun}}]
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 3, 2020
|February 4, 2023
| {{team away|d}}
|{{team away|pw}}
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Group Stage SBC 2020 (Tiebreaker)]]
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup| Semifinals WC 2024]]
| align=center|2-4 L
|align=center| 0-3 L  
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|54}}<br>Sun of Lava/Ice {{goal|82}}</small>
|
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|[https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-02-04/?t=3:50:50  {{greentext|fun}}]
| September 11, 2020
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| {{team away|wsg}}
|February 4, 2023
| align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies|2020 4chan Autumn Babby Friendlies]]
|{{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|3-2 W
|align=center|[[2024 4chan Winter Cup| Third Place Match WC 2024]]
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|9}} <br> Cool Science Facts {{goal|41}} <br> <big> '''''Richard Feynman {{goal|89}} </big>''''' </small>
|align=center| 3-4 L
| <small></small>
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|4}} Richard Feynman {{goal|21||88||}} </small>
| [https://implying.fun/video/24winter/2024-02-04/?t=5:31:58.0  {{greentext|fun}}]
|}
|}


===/sci/ Promo Videos===
===Statistics===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhdOAY9-z-8 Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo]
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ Player Statistics]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfmT8G5D3w Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQWdVII9WI Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo]
<!-- Chart for Efficiency, Goal Difference, ect here -->
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmyMTs6M6m0 2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbU_AqixI 2015 Winter Cup Promo]
'''Trivia'''
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK7XqEVTwLw 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo]
* /sci/ is one of only 2 teams to have drawn 30 or more games.
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMt3AhdF3gM 2015 Summer Cup promo]
* Despite being the longest tenured keeper on the team, Stephen Hawking {{tt|finished his goalkeeping career|now an outfield medal}} only recorded seven clean sheets in an 11 year period, averaging less than 1 per year, and his first recorded clean sheet did not come until 2017. For comparison, Thorium, the second leader in clean sheets, had a short career spanning {{tt|four years|2012-2015}} averaged over 1 clean sheet per year.
*[https://youtu.be/1kT9ahek3xU 2018 Summer Cup promo]
*/sci/ went 10 years without promoting from a Spring Babby Cup in a way that didn't involve [[Dragongate|a scandal]] or a [[Rigged Wiki:News/The Cull|controversial decision]] (2012-2022), being eligible to play in 6 of them; staying within the same subject, /sci/ spent 8 years without promoting from an Autumn Babby Cup (2014-2022), although they only participated in 4 thanks to a combination of staying elite and [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|one forfeit]].
*[https://youtu.be/5Ue7FOjA3ys 2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /d/]
* {{tt|As of the time of writing|Winter 2023}} /sci/ has conceded goals in 91.1% of games played.
*[https://youtu.be/Rjo0frZmF74 2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /int/]
* In the [[2023_4chan_Summer_Cup#Group_D|2023 Summer Cup]], Norman Wildberger scored /sci/'s first double brace since Richard Feynman's against [[2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup#Group_A|/diy/ in 2015]]
* As of October 2023, /sci/ has never won on Halloween weekend.
* /sci/ became the second team to register a [[Four Medal Performances|four medal performance]] in a [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Final|Final]], against /mlp/, the first team that achieved this feat against /tv/ in [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring 2013]].


===All time scoring table===
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #0047AB, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Exports </span></div>==
===Winter 2024===
[[File:Da time cube.png|415px|link=http://www.mediafire.com/file/v3spk18q66pnpca/sci+Arena+mkII.rar]][[File:scitexport.png|415px|link=https://mega.nz/file/IFtm0SiT#PUkT6-VBzxnFsszZKsfVMvzDiOIxA9yeT43O3-hFLfk ]][[File:Aestheticssci.png|415px|link=https://mega.nz/file/YEEU3aLJ#9C4ob2RaqH4woEuKobN5zDkqwWzMEdWrzeRhlNmcztw]][[File:SciMusicExportWIP.png|415px|link=https://mega.nz/file/dIMkxQyD#G6ekddxIcvbBXFugyC32LvK7tuXRdg_W2IODzjJZHUA]] <br> <br>


{| class="wikitable" width=25%
===Previous===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Player
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff" width=25% | Version
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Goals
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff" | Tactics
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff" | Aesthetics
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff" | Music
|-
|-
| ''Bill Nye''
|'''Pro Evolution Soccer 2021'''
| 35
|
*[https://mega.nz/file/Vd9TDDLZ#luxCfdARDkgvp-AZd8WloBnuRN3-pPTDoffz_7BKUgY 2023 WC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/JQVCQSYD#2789ysoxnFKwhi3V-y0AvdARVjXYVE0Z9NYEXOU4XjA 2022 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/hAdl0IDR#swC7qRiDkx5OnlM8MlaXRdsHWTNfP5wjUI_qwzrAalc 2022 SC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/ZVtkFJZL#TPpngbqnMe5Zi_N_6-4MqASN6fyy4JllWnuJYpTTUto 2022 SBC]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mprXCSR_jqbKs-k4wXBLcYo7XyvtZnwz 2021 ABC]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sDwSLdf_SDuGyPBWHKc6Jax6Tfw4zX-w 2021 WC]
|
*[https://mega.nz/file/FEtTBajK#oFq68z9ZLechGXKvz5wkbkSpsvkJo7f59JtzF7E0IFc 2023 WC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/5McWHKbC#2ZE44kdDWOp8nU-5wSK34V-_WICfXT0qNjSgT-yN2-8 2022 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/0V1w2aqQ#_IZMUBleIbm7mCVEmgpWsImaYJXyMJXGMmb93uIX0Z4 2022 SC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/oYx2ybxY#aQi4wT7EEnzww8bFu55j1Pe7aT_e3FsOlIm9NO3fGK8 2022 SBC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/oYx2ybxY#aQi4wT7EEnzww8bFu55j1Pe7aT_e3FsOlIm9NO3fGK8 2021 ABC]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b5LZlsF1sg3VCfBYFdVp-JSlovCqxPEB 2021 WC]
|
*[https://mega.nz/file/xBkgCTDZ#sv3lafE1JuVfkYdRe5VwKXEnjbNJ14vsQ7WkmD7yj4w 2023 WC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/EZkn3KQJ#eN5ixyR5e6-6r-cV0OupME_-HQCg-ZB9gGAhnvirVrM 2022 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/EZkn3KQJ#eN5ixyR5e6-6r-cV0OupME_-HQCg-ZB9gGAhnvirVrM 2022 SC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/FINWSTQT#YsJZI1920MM9Kc8MRAFip2AydGBxo-nxP3ooHvCyTUE 2022 SBC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/4YIgiDra#KrSm532oRDybulS5o-lFTYDcCFrCtZLxNA72uINaTy4 2021 ABC]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RhZsQpaabbuQdOOov0oj6HIW9MLCIYkP 2021 WC]
|-
|-
| '''Richard Feynman'''
|'''Pro Evolution Soccer 2019'''
| 33
|
*[https://mega.nz/file/pJEjxQaC#t-pViWbnxjJ8mzV7_IUxFQyWDruQGiFn4Kkc5cZTIiQ 2023 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/pAFDgJgC#kIrVszdF9Le9VAN5GR55_9MA2tJbZP1BXY_gi8rkA-k 2023 SC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/FQxFiI7A#pH4LWiFkVj-DMX5OGkX5xB0S1nfYkD-d4Nrw0OIdqh8 2020 ABC ]
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/vki5o5klw3pde1j/sci_spring_export_2020.ted/file 2020 SBC]
|
*[https://mega.nz/file/gA0xTYYK#2BqvYyjFOssXwY4pAyonbPkib7HchaFhZJaIx6PzczU 2023 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/1AFTHSaT#jOfnXi4BrVApNFm7qQowwK8XKzuiNk402P5I4iDw3-w 2023 SC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/EdgWiJwR#RA3TCq3ChF_bQyABQTNYvfKyXpQGy6b5zMnLh0mrz1w 2020 ABC]
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/qeb6fiowi190lnk/SCI_Aesthetic_Export_-_Spring_2020.rar/file 2020 SBC]
|
*[https://mega.nz/file/hEN3nK5Y#rbgnHJAkcq6EVYkGq61-lXVCNHvRC5akOnfy3iXcfAs 2023 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/ZQEkUIDY#09yUFXVxMRqZfEtoCKXr1eJx2vgl-t3nb4RWU6KKzvU 2023 SC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/9IRUjRLD#_DZwgQEfeiQ6LRP0pYwk3TFdsqYiV96z5YJLaTTsD1I 2020 ABC]
*[https://mega.nz/file/sJ4hnb6Y#JW7iMlptAFbPv41FOvi5KevKYgwYsa7O8X5nTtum-60 2020 SBC]
|-
|-
| '''Shinichi Mochizuki'''
|'''Pro Evolution Soccer 2018'''
| 32
|
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KEe3S1VOwtEABvgEm6Tm8vpt-26nkiyi 2019 SBC]
|
*[https://mega.nz/#!Po1lwapB!mUUpfQQkCG_3gCL0a_317-14C8dSDs36y3mmohQryU8 2019 ABCQ]
|
|-
|-
| ''Nikola Tesla''
|'''Pro Evolution Soccer 2017'''
| 16
|
*[http://0x0.st/sVzZ.bin 2018 SC]
*[http://0x0.st/scJM.bin 2018 WC]
|
|
|-
|-
| '''Carl Sagan'''
|'''Pro Evolution Soccer 2016'''
| 12
|
*[https://mega.nz/#!NABWxQiY!OHe7e99VfiZbD4v0kQRY7oz0dznKGWeome-LAhuwga0 2019 WC]
|
*[https://mega.nz/#!lYYzBARZ!YQVM1DU3yoSzql2gyVnGUGOZRsVtz6rXe7wYXaeDd4g 2019 WC]
|
*[https://www.mediafire.com/file/87tzn83n3p3qsdo/SCI+Music+Export.rar 2019 WC]
|-
|-
| '''{{tt|Sun of Lava/Ice|One as Sun of Fire/Ice}}'''
|'''Pro Evolution Soccer 2015'''
| 10
|
|-
*[https://www.mediafire.com/?u1hv836r95yxz54 2015 SC]
| ''Brian Cox''
|
| 5
*[https://www.mediafire.com/?57uh2d2bwbw37eb 2015 SC]
|-
|
| '''Triple Integrals'''
| 4
|-
| ''Epicurus''
| 2
|-
| ''Richard Dawkins''
| 2
|-
|'''Norman Wildberger'''
| 1
|-
|''Spectrum''
| 1
|-
| '''{{greentext|biology >hard science}}'''
| 1
|-
| '''Does 0.9999 = 1?'''
| 1
|-
| '''GauB'''
| 1
|-
| ''Troll Science''
| 1
|-
| ''Aquatic Hamster''
| 1
|-
| ''Not Science''
| 1
|-
| ''Thorium*''
| 1
|}
|}


Bold - Still active
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #0047AB, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Gallery & Promotional Media</span></div>==
''' Promos '''
<gallery>
Image:Sci_2014_4chan_Spring_(Mega)_Babby_Cup_promo.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhdOAY9-z-8 Spring Babby Cup 2014 Promo]
Image:Sci_2014_4chan_Summer_Cup_Friendlies_Promo.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfmT8G5D3w Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo]
Image:Sci_2014_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_promo.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQWdVII9WI Autumn Babby Cup 2014 Promo]
Image:Sci_2014_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Knockouts_promo.png|thumb|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmyMTs6M6m0 2014 Autumn Babby Cup knockouts promo]
Image:Sci_2015_4chan_Winter_Cup_promo.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbU_AqixI 2015 Winter Cup Promo]
Image:Sci_null_logo.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK7XqEVTwLw 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo '''<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">Dead link</span>''']
Image:Sci_2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Promo.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMt3AhdF3gM 2015 Summer Cup promo]
Image:Sci_2018_SC_promo.png|thumb|[https://youtu.be/1kT9ahek3xU 2018 Summer Cup promo]
Image:East_4chan_shore.png|thumb|[https://youtu.be/5Ue7FOjA3ys 2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /d/]
Image:East_4chan_shore.png|thumb|[https://youtu.be/Rjo0frZmF74 2020 Spring Babby Cup Promo vs /int/]
Image:Akarin_yuri_yuruyuri.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzc1afa6u9I 2021 Autumn Babby Promo vs /u/]
Image:Sci_10th_anniversary_thumb.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssvHJoxWAqQ 10th Anniversary Compilation]
Image:1501956704273.jpg|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjaUlROb9EQ 2023 Summer Hyp vs /c/]
Image:2023_ABC_Champions.png|thumb|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou-wfRLpNIE 2023 Autumn Babby Compilation]
</gallery> <br>


''Italic'' - Retired
''' Gallery '''


*Note - Thorium was '''not''' a GK at the time of his goal.
<gallery>
File:Sci_on_the_way_to_knockouts_wc2018.png|thumb|/sci/ promotional image in a must win game against /o/ during [[2018 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2018]]
File:Midfield_spaghettic_ic_sci_wc_2015.png|thumb|Stupid Questions Thread's spaghetti mode alongside /ic/'s Baseball
File:2014_feynman_hype.png|thumb|One of the many posters generated for the [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2014 Babby Cup]] courtesy of the hype machine.
</gallery>


==Honours==
<br> <br>
As a team:
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #0047AB, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Honors</span></div>==
===Team===
 
'''Official tournaments:'''
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
| [[File:2012_Spring_Cup_logo.png|150px]]<br />
| [[File:2012_Spring_Cup_logo.png|95px]]<br />
|-  
|-  
| '''[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
| '''[[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
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|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
| [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|150px]]<br />
| [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|95px]]<br />
|-  
|-  
| '''[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]'''<br/>
| '''[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]'''<br/>
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|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''At least you tried award'''''
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''At least you tried award'''''
|}
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Champions'''''
|-
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Team of the tournament'''''
|-
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Most Improved Team'''''
|-
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament'''''
|-
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Best Goalhorn - Weird Science'''''
|-
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Best Chant - STOP DOING MATH'''''
|-
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Biggest Upset - /sci/ vs /mlp/ Final'''''
|-
|}
</div>
'''Invitationals:'''
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
| [[File:Antares.png|150px]]<br />
| [[File:Antares.png|150px]]<br />
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|-  
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Third place'''''
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Third place'''''
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:Akko_Invitational_II_2nd_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Champions'''''
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:AkkoStuptorCup.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[Akko Stuptor Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Runners-up'''''
|-
|}
|}
</div>
</div>


Individual:
===Individual===
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
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{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
|-  
|-  
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''All-Star Starting XI <br/> Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)'''''
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''All-Star Starting XI <br/> Gold Glove Winner ({{tt|26 Saves|Record at that time}})'''''
|}
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"  
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{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
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|-  
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters)'''''
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie)'''''
|}
</div>
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 90%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px" 
| [[File:ABC23_Design_G.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]'''<br/>
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=23 |pos=CF |name=Shinichi Mochizuki}}
{{sq end}}
|-
|  style="background:#0047AB; color: #fff;" | '''''MVP (4 Man of the Match Awards )'''''
|}
|}
</div>
</div>


==Rivalries==
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #0047AB, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Rivalries</span></div>==
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"  
| [[file:lit_logo.png|150px|link=/lit/]]
| colspan="3"|[[file:lit_logo.png|125px]]<br />
|-  
|-  
| '''The Intellectualism Derby'''<br/>
| colspan="3"|'''[[/lit/|The Intellectualism Derby]]'''<br/>
A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while [[/lit/]] prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while [[/lit/]] prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup|three]] [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|official]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup|matches]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies|and an old offical friendly]], but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
|-  
|-  
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>0-0-2</b>
| style="width:33%; background:#ccffcc;" |'''0 Wins'''
| style="width:34%; background:#ffffcc;" |'''0 Draws'''
| style="width:33%; background:#ffcccc;" |'''4 Losses'''
|}
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"  
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"  
| [[file:pol_logo.png|150px|link=/pol/]]<br />
| colspan="3"|[[file:pol_logo.png|125px]]<br />
|-  
|-  
|'''The Progress Bowl'''<br/>
| colspan="3"|'''[[/pol/|The Progress Bowl]]'''<br/>
Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: [[/pol/]] disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a [https://youtu.be/AVDBD_HXtMs?t=12s joint anthem] to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 18]] and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.
Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: [[/pol/]] disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a [https://youtu.be/AVDBD_HXtMs?t=12s joint anthem] to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 18]] and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup| Spring 22]] losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.
|-  
|-  
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>3-1-1</b>
| style="width:33%; background:#ccffcc;" |'''4 Wins'''
| style="width:34%; background:#ffffcc;" |'''1 Draw'''
| style="width:33%; background:#ffcccc;" |'''2 Losses'''
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| [[file:diy logo.png|150px|link=/diy/]]<br />
| colspan="3"|[[file:diy_logo.png|125px]]<br />
|-  
|-  
|'''Science vs. Engineering'''<br/>
| colspan="3"|'''[[/diy/|Science vs. Engineering]]'''<br/>
An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.
An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby Cup]] but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.
|-  
|-  
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>2-1-0</b>
| style="width:33%; background:#ccffcc;" |'''2 Wins'''
| style="width:34%; background:#ffffcc;" |'''1 Draw'''
| style="width:33%; background:#ffcccc;" |'''0 Losses'''
|}
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==Trivia==
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* /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
<big>[https://discord.gg/dmmcQkqQmV '''Team Discord''' ]</big> <br>
* Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only three recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with a rather lackluster 5 clean sheets.


==Cup History==
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|[[File:2012 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
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|4-2-1
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|3rd place
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|[[File:2012 Summer Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
|0-1-2
|19th place - Group Stage
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|[[File:2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|2-1-1
|9th place - Round of 16
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|[[File:2013 Winter Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|1-0-2
|16th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2013 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|1-0-2
|{{tt|19th place- Group Stage|Promoted after the Dragongate scandal}}
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|[[File:2013 Summer Cup logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|1-0-2
|23rd place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|25px]][[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|1-1-1
|21st place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2014 Spring Cup logo.png|25px]][[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|1-1-2
|30th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|4-1-1
|5th place - Quarterfinals
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:2015 4chan winter cup logo.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|1-2-1
|14th place - Round of 16
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2015 Summer Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|0-0-3
|31st  - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:ABC15 Design G.png|25px]][[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|1-2-1
|24th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:2016 Spring Cup Logo.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|0-1-2
|26th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#808080"
|[[File:ABC16 Design A.png|25px]][[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|0-0-0
|No export presented - forfeit.
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC17 Design Aq.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|0-2-1
|8th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC17 Design A.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|1-1-1
|{{tt|18th - Group Stage|Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled and disqualified from Summer}}
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SC17 Design A.png|25px]][[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|3-1-1
|T-6th place - Quarterfinals
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Winter Cup]]
|3-0-2
|8th place - Quarterfinals
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|[[File:Summer18_E.png|25px]][[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|4-0-1
|6th Place - Quaterfinals
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC19 Design E.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|0-1-2
|25th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| [[File:SBC19 Design B1.png|25px]][[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|0-3-0
|21st place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| [[File:ABC19 Design Eq.png|28px]][[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 1-0-2
| 8th place - Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| [[File:SBC20 Design A.png|25px]][[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 0-3-0
| 21st - Group Stage
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/sci/
What has science done?
Sci logo.png
/sci/ - Science & Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012
Manager John Urschel
IRL manager Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud
Team colors
Chat color 0047AB
Cobalt Blue
Ranking 5 (increase 3)
Highest rank 4 (August 2018)
Lowest rank 54 (November 2016)
Top scorer Shinichi Mochizuki (61)
Top assister Richard Feynman (33)
Captain Shinichi Mochizuki
Website /sci/ - Science & Math
Nickname /sci/entists, /sci/borgs, The Science Team
Home ground The Time Cube
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
53 32 59 144 36.81%
GF GA GD
245 268 -23
Biggest win
/sci/ Sci icon.png 5–0 Diy icon.png /diy/
November 1, 2015
Biggest defeat
/sci/ Sci icon.png 1–7 Wg icon.png /wg/
September 29, 2012
First match
/d/ D icon.png 1–0 Sci icon.png /sci/
February 11, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 14 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 4th, 2024 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 17 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap G
Victory Anthem Glorious Dawn
Goal horn Weird Science
Feynman Goalhorn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos
Wernher von Braun & Musk Goalhorn Go!
Comeback Goalhorn Blinding Lights
Kits
Home kit Scihome sc2015.png
Away kit Sciaway-2016sbc.png
Goalkeeper kit Sci home goalkeeper kit 2014 spring babby cup.png
Third kit Scithird-2016sbc.png
Fourth kit Scifourth-2016sbc.png
Fifth kit Sci kit 5 2020 spring babby cup.png
Sixth kit Sci kit 6 2021 autumn babby cup.png


Since the dawn of time, anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Over 10 years after the team's founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books, and after many trials and tribulations the team had achieved victory in the 2023 Autumn Babby Cup. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some real science, brainlet.

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

Top: Ed Witten, Lying Koreans- 99, Boiling Water, >carbon fiber hull, Yukariposter , Stephen Hawking
Bottom: You SHOULD be able to solve this, Richard Feynman (Captain), Shinichi Mochizuki, Wernher von Braun, Norman Wildberger
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
No. Position Player
24
  GK
The Phenotype
17
  LB
Yukariposter
20
  CB
>carbon fiber hull
373
  CB
Boiling Water
99
  RB
Lying Koreans - 99
34
  DMF
Stephen Hawking
ℝ
  CMF
Norman Wildberger
58
  CMF
Wernher Von Braun
23
  AMF
Shinichi Mochizuki
11
  SS
Richard FeynmanCaptain
15
  CF
You SHOULD be able to solve this
No. Position Player
69
  GK
Jon Tooker
43
  LB
Cool Science Facts
22
  LB
CS Pleb
96
  CB
Homo Engineer
3
  CB
Triple Integrals
112
  CB
1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12
999
  CB
Does 0.999 = 1?
4
  RB
>biology >hard science
8
  RB
Carl Sagan
300
  DMF
300k Starting
9
  DMF
>>>/x/
44
  CMF
Aspie African










Cup & Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

2024 Winter Cup

Coming off the victory in Autumn, /sci/ returned to the elites hoping for good things in the coming season. The hopes were tempered very quickly as /sci/ ran into 0-4 blow out against /t/, the runner up from the previous year's winter cup, and needed to make good on the other two games in the group. After /sci/ was unable to score on /t/ in its first game no matter how deep into the box it got, the rematch against /k/ from a year prior went much better initially. You Should be able to solve this ran pulled hat trick on /k/, and /sci/ looked to be in a solid position going into the last game. However a minor tactical change on the part of the management caused /sci/ to lose its pressure in the midfield and /k/ managed to run up two goals before the change was rectified, a game that would have otherwise canceled out a large portion /sci/'s goal deficit now left it in a situation where it could die even if it beat /y/. The 6-6-6-0 tragedy loomed as /sci/ needed to beat /y/ and have /t/ pull at least a draw despite being down a Silver Medal. The last day of the group stage arrived and a difficult slog against /y/ ensued, all looked well as You Should Be Able To Solve This managed to score at the 20th minute, then 10 man abuse reared its ugly head again as /y/ got red carded not to long thereafter. The 1-0 lead was maintained until an equalizer occurred early in the second half, /sci/ could still advance on a draw but the margins for the following game would be even tighter, needing /t/ to win outright. Attack after attack from both teams' strikers failed as the clock began to run out, the game entered injury time just as /y/ throw in was intercepted and /sci/ went on the offense; the shot by >>>/x/ was barely intercepted by the /y/ keeper, it bounced off his finger tips and allowed Wernher von Braun to make an attempt that rebounded of the post, but with the defense all tripped up You Should Be Able To Solve This managed to sink a second goal in off the kapow at 90 minutes plus 4. The game ended instantly after the following kickoff and /sci/ would advance with /t/ after their 3-3 draw with /k/.

/sci/ was seeded against /d/ for the round of 16 and looked quite formidable. The /d/eviants had racked up 9 points to top their group stage by running an unorthodox illegal formation that none of the other teams in Group B seemed able to deal with. Despite this /sci/ came out firing on all cylinders with You Should Be Able To Solve This and Shinichi Mochizuki getting 3 goals in before /d/ was even able to respond with one of their own. Even after Giantess' goal, the /sci/borgs continued to push forward as Richard Feynman would get his own brace before the end of the match bringing to scoreboard to 5-1. The Final day had arrived and /sci/ had the first quaterfinal match against an /f/ that had proved itself incredibly strong having 9 pointed their Group A in Winter as well as Group E in Autumn, only losing to /mlp/ in the Round of 16. The match opened up and /f/ managed to score first at 20', but Feynman managed to score and level the game before the end of the first half. /sci/ and /f/ were bogged down in a battle of attrition as both teams' offenses had a difficult time trying to find the weaknesses in each other's defenses to exploit, tactical changes did little to alter the situation as the second half ended and went into extra time. Not even the extra subs provided seemed to give either attack what was needed to make it over the line, it all came down to penalties shot out that ended 3-1 for /sci/ with Boiling Water and >carbon fiber hull making up the shots that the two Golds had missed. For a moment, it looked like /sci/ could repeat what /lgbt/ did back in 2017 during the height abuse era and win back to back babby-elite championships, but alas it was not to be as /sci/ blundered into a 0-3 loss against /pw/ that not even /t/'s boarding party stratagem could salvage. /sci/ would not make it to the finals, but would instead go to its first 3rd place match since the team's debut in 2012, where it would then suffer a narrow 3-4 loss against [wsg]. In spite of being shut out from a top 3 finish, /sci/'s fans were happy with the team's success, setting a new best elite performance at 4th and punching their tickets to summer in the process where the dreaded PES 16 awaited.

Tournament History

Competition Wins Draws Losses Goal For Goals Against Goal Differential Rank Notes
2012 Spring Cup logo.png2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4 2 1 11 7 4 3rd place
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 5 11 -6 19th place - Group Stage
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 1 1 10 5 5 9th place - Round of 16
2013 Winter Cup logo.png2013 4chan Winter Cup 1 0 2 5 6 -1 16th place - Group Stage
2013 Spring Cup logo.png2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 0 2 2 4 -2 19th place- Group Stage Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 1 0 2 3 7 -4 23rd place - Group Stage
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 1 1 5 7 -2 21st place - Group Stage
2014 Spring Cup logo.png2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 2 3 4 -1 30th place - Group Stage
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 1 1 12 7 5 5th place - Quarterfinals
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png2015 4chan Winter Cup 1 2 1 6 7 -1 14th place - Round of 16
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png2015 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 3 10 -7 31st - Group Stage
ABC15 Design G.png2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 2 1 8 4 4 24th place - Group Stage
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 1 2 2 7 -5 26th place - Group Stage
ABC16 Design A.png2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 0 0 0 0 0 Forfeit No export presented
SBC17 Design Aq.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 0 2 1 4 5 -1 8th place - Group Stage
SBC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 1 6 6 0 18th - Group Stage Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled
SC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Summer Cup 3 1 1 10 7 3 6th place - Quarterfinals Tied with /tv/
WC18 Design F2.png2018 4chan Winter Cup 3 0 2 9 8 1 8th place - Quarterfinals
Summer18 E.png2018 4chan Summer Cup 4 0 1 10 5 5 6th Place - Quarterfinals
WC19 Design E.png2019 4chan Winter Cup 0 1 2 12 15 -3 25th place - Group Stage
SBC19 Design B1.png2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 0 0 0 21st place - Group Stage
ABC19 Design Eq.png2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 0 2 4 6 -2 8th place - Group Stage >go autopilot >get aborted
SBC20 Design A.png2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 6 6 0 21st - Group Stage Lost playoffs to /d/
ABC20 Design F.png2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 2 3 7 -4 25th - Group Stage
WoC21 Design E.png2021 4chan World Cup 0 2 1 6 7 -1 53rd - Group Stage
ABC21 Design C.png2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 3 6 10 -4 34th - Group Stage
SBC22 Design D.png2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 3 9 8 1 11th - Round of 16 Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/
SC22 Design G.png2022 4chan Summer Cup 0 2 1 4 7 -3 28th - Group Stage >jobbing to /cm/
ABC22 Design H.png2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 2 1 8 7 1 8th - Quarter Finals >a fucking repeat group >another QF loss
WC23 Design G.png2023 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 1 12 7 5 5th - Quarter Finals >losing the first elite QF the team had 4.5 years
SC23 Design G1.png2023 4chan Summer Cup 1 0 2 6 9 -3 24th - Group Stage >getting relegated in summer AGAIN
ABC23 Design G.png2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5 0 2 16 9 7 Champions 9-3-3-3 miracle promotion, Quarterfinal curse broken
WC24 Design E1.png2024 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 3 11 13 -2 4th - Third Place Match
Elite Matches 22 8 24 105 122 -17
Babby Matches 26 20 26 111 111 0
Total Cup Matches 48 28 50 216 233 -17
Official Friendlies 5 4 9 29 35 -6 No more official friendlies, RIPIP
Official Total 53 32 59 245 268 - 23

Recent & Upcoming Matches

For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
July 28, 2023 Trv icon.png /trv/ Group Stage SC 2023 1-3 L Shinichi MochizukiGoal 79' >fun
July 30, 2023 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage SC 2023 4-3 W Norman WildbergerGoal 31', 51', 62', 79' >fun
August 5, 2023 C icon.png /c/ Group Stage SC 2023 1-3 L You SHOULD be able to solve this Goal 6' >fun
October, 28 2023 X icon.png /x/ Group Stage ABC 2023 1-2 L Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 7' >fun
November 3, 2023 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage ABC 2023 1-2 L Richard Feynman Goal 5' >fun
November 5, 2023 N icon.png /n/ Group Stage ABC 2023 3-2 W Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 54', 80' Richard Feynman Goal 65' >fun
November 11, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ Round of 16 ABC 2023 2-1 W Stephen HawkingGoal 31' Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 45+2' >fun
November 12, 2023 I icon.png /i/ Quarterfinals ABC 2023 2-1 W Shinichi MochizukiGoal 67'
Richard Feynman Goal 40' 		>fun
November 12, 2023 Ck icon.png /ck/ Semifinals ABC 2023 2-0 W Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 4', 75' >fun
November 12, 2023 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Finals ABC 2023 5-1 W Stephen Hawking Goal 5'
Richard Feynman Goal 24', 89'
You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 75'
Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 84' 		>fun
January 20, 2024 T icon.png /t/ Group Stage WC 2024 0-4 L >fun
January 26, 2023 K icon.png /k/ Group Stage WC 2024 3-2 W You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 36', 53', 59' >fun
January 28, 2023 Y icon.png /y/ Group Stage WC 2024 2-1 W You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 20', 90+4' >fun
February 3, 2023 D icon.png /d/ Round of 16 WC 2024 5-1 W You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 43' Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 59', 62' Richard Feynman Goal 78', 85' >fun
February 4, 2023 F icon.png /f/ Quarterfinals WC 2024 1-1 W (3-1 Pen) Richard Feynman Goal 38' >fun
February 4, 2023 Pw icon.png /pw/ Semifinals WC 2024 0-3 L >fun
February 4, 2023 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Third Place Match WC 2024 3-4 L Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 4' Richard Feynman Goal 21', 88' >fun

Statistics

Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics


Trivia

  • /sci/ is one of only 2 teams to have drawn 30 or more games.
  • Despite being the longest tenured keeper on the team, Stephen Hawking finished his goalkeeping career only recorded seven clean sheets in an 11 year period, averaging less than 1 per year, and his first recorded clean sheet did not come until 2017. For comparison, Thorium, the second leader in clean sheets, had a short career spanning four years averaged over 1 clean sheet per year.
  • /sci/ went 10 years without promoting from a Spring Babby Cup in a way that didn't involve a scandal or a controversial decision (2012-2022), being eligible to play in 6 of them; staying within the same subject, /sci/ spent 8 years without promoting from an Autumn Babby Cup (2014-2022), although they only participated in 4 thanks to a combination of staying elite and one forfeit.
  • As of the time of writing /sci/ has conceded goals in 91.1% of games played.
  • In the 2023 Summer Cup, Norman Wildberger scored /sci/'s first double brace since Richard Feynman's against /diy/ in 2015
  • As of October 2023, /sci/ has never won on Halloween weekend.
  • /sci/ became the second team to register a four medal performance in a Final, against /mlp/, the first team that achieved this feat against /tv/ in Spring 2013.

Exports

Winter 2024

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Gallery & Promotional Media

Promos


Gallery

  • /sci/ promotional image in a must win game against /o/ during Winter 2018

  • Stupid Questions Thread's spaghetti mode alongside /ic/'s Baseball

  • One of the many posters generated for the 2014 Babby Cup courtesy of the hype machine.



Honors

Team

Official tournaments:

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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Third Place
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2012 4chan Summer Cup
At least you tried award
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Champions
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team of the tournament
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Most Improved Team
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Goalhorn - Weird Science
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Chant - STOP DOING MATH
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Biggest Upset - /sci/ vs /mlp/ Final

Invitationals:

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2015 Antares Memorial Cup
Third place
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Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline
Champions
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Akko Stuptor Cup
Runners-up

Individual

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2012 4chan Summer Cup
No. Position Player
52
  LWF
Bill Nye
All-Star 2nd Team
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
No. Position Player
34
  GK
Stephen Hawking
All-Star Starting XI
Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)
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2018 4chan Winter Cup
No. Position Player
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki
Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie)
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
No. Position Player
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki
MVP (4 Man of the Match Awards )

Rivalries

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The Intellectualism Derby

A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won three official matches and an old offical friendly, but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.

0 Wins 0 Draws 4 Losses
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The Progress Bowl

Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in Spring 22 losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.

4 Wins 1 Draw 2 Losses
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Science vs. Engineering

An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.

2 Wins 1 Draw 0 Losses

Contact

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