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{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Get fit or Daidouji will punch you in the dick">Punch My Dick</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Get fit or Daidouji will punch you in the dick">Punch My Dick</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Whenever a hot picture of Miyabi is posted in the general, she's always lurking.'">Subtle Imu</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Whenever a hot picture of Miyabi is posted in the general, she's always lurking.'">Subtle Imu</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Marvelous announced they're shutting down New Wave G Burst at the end of October and there's no better senran to represent the gacha that will soon sleep forever than the sleepyiest Who Wave of Hanzo Academy.">Goodnight New Wave</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Hikage is a cute snek: soft to caress, has trouble with English. “Sank you, beibei.”">Sank You</span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Hikage is a cute snek: soft to caress, has trouble with English. “Sank you, beibei.”">Sank You</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="The eternal being Kagura is now working a 9-6 job to integrate into society. “Welcome to Walmart, Sons of Man!”">Walmart Kagura </span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="The eternal being Kagura is now working a 9-6 job to integrate into society. “Welcome to Walmart, Sons of Man!”">Walmart Kagura </span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Yozakura is Yumi's second-in-command and Gessen's resident Yamato. She's a cute blueberry when she's in a good mood but when she gets mad, run for cover.">Angry Fucking Coconut</span>}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Yozakura is Yumi's second-in-command and Gessen's resident Yamato. She's a cute blueberry when she's in a good mood but when she gets mad, run for cover.">Angry Fucking Coconut</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Senran Confessions #57: I think the Japanese fanbase has the absolute worst tastes possible and that Yumi's absurd and unjustified popularity is going to eventually cause the series to stagnate by focusing too much on her blander-than-white-rice personality.">Dumb Babu</span>}} | {{sq player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Senran Confessions #57: I think the Japanese fanbase has the absolute worst tastes possible and that Yumi's absurd and unjustified popularity is going to eventually cause the series to stagnate by focusing too much on her blander-than-white-rice personality.">Dumb Babu</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Take care of yourselves and your senrans.">Goodnight skeegee</span>}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Take care of yourselves and your senrans.">Goodnight skeegee</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="The 3rd-year class rep of the Hanzo elites, Ikaruga is a peak Yamato: elegant, responsible, and dedicated to her duties. When overly stressed, she goes off by herself to have “yahoo time”: she yells, curses, and fights mooks to let off steam. Ikaruga ending up buck naked in public (to her complete humiliation) is a running gag in both the games and anime.">Yahoo Time</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="The new Senran mobage New Link was released to great fanfare, but users were immediately hit with about a month of near-constant maintenance and apologetic messages from the devs as the buggy-as-shit release was fixed. This also had the effect of basically killing the game.">Please Understand</span>}} | {{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="The new Senran mobage New Link was released to great fanfare, but users were immediately hit with about a month of near-constant maintenance and apologetic messages from the devs as the buggy-as-shit release was fixed. This also had the effect of basically killing the game.">Please Understand</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Homura was a main character once. Now she's just our cute chocolate crab.">Cute Crab</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Mirai is the token flat-chested nekomimi senran. Also has a massive gun penis.">Flat Cat</span>}} | |||
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Souji is a first-year Hebijo student who appears in New Wave, PBS, and New Link. An arrogant narcissist, she considers herself Homura's rival although Homura couldn't care less about her. Souji's classmate Bashou considers her a friend but Bashou is far more popular than her in both NW and NL. So on /skg/ Souji is mainly recognized by her relationship with Bashou .">Bashou's Friend</span>}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Souji is a first-year Hebijo student who appears in New Wave, PBS, and New Link. An arrogant narcissist, she considers herself Homura's rival although Homura couldn't care less about her. Souji's classmate Bashou considers her a friend but Bashou is far more popular than her in both NW and NL. So on /skg/ Souji is mainly recognized by her relationship with Bashou .">Bashou's Friend</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="When it was revealed that Fubuki's mother was a powerful yoma we all thought we might see a hot succubus yoma-mom in the flashback to her childhood. Instead what do we get?">A Fucking Elf</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="When your guardian animal is a bat then that makes you a big target for /skg/ memeing on you about the coronavirus.">Shikivirus</span>}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="When your guardian animal is a bat then that makes you a big target for /skg/ memeing on you about the coronavirus.">Shikivirus</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="The best /skg/ chainpost: BIG. FAT. KAT. TATS!">BIG FAT KAT TATS</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="After appearing in New Wave, in Peach Beach Splash as paid DLC, and now in New Link, Bashou has become wildly popular among Japanese players and skeegee anons alike. In NL Bashou is a shy, sweet girl who wants to get along with everybody and, in spite of her shyness, has a huge crush on Instructor/Sensei/(You) when you read between the lines of what she says in-game. Add in that the NewHebijo card artist exaggerates Bashou's modest (by senran standards) measurements to porn-star proportions and you have /skg/'s favorite semen-demon meme.">The Thirstiest Senran</span>}} | {{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="After appearing in New Wave, in Peach Beach Splash as paid DLC, and now in New Link, Bashou has become wildly popular among Japanese players and skeegee anons alike. In NL Bashou is a shy, sweet girl who wants to get along with everybody and, in spite of her shyness, has a huge crush on Instructor/Sensei/(You) when you read between the lines of what she says in-game. Add in that the NewHebijo card artist exaggerates Bashou's modest (by senran standards) measurements to porn-star proportions and you have /skg/'s favorite semen-demon meme.">The Thirstiest Senran</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="New Wave is the Senran Kagura mobage. The question is often asked: 'Does it have any relation to the games at all? Will the New Wave Senrans ever appear in a game? And does anyone really care over the mountain of lewd card art that comes from it?' Probably not. (Update: IT'S CANON NOW. PEACH BEACH HERE WE COME!). Retired before VGL9.">{{greentext|new wave is canon}}</span>}} | {{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RMF|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="New Wave is the Senran Kagura mobage. The question is often asked: 'Does it have any relation to the games at all? Will the New Wave Senrans ever appear in a game? And does anyone really care over the mountain of lewd card art that comes from it?' Probably not. (Update: IT'S CANON NOW. PEACH BEACH HERE WE COME!). Retired before VGL9.">{{greentext|new wave is canon}}</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="A /nepgen/ CB that committed an own goal against /skg/ in the VGL 13 Friendlies, the anons of skeegee laughed at Uni so hard that they put her on the roster poll....and then anons voted her onto the team. Uni was retired before VGL 15.">Traitor Nep</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you. Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog. Mistress Haruka will never turn you into her new doll. Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it. Mistress Haruka will never be real. Haruka was retired before VGL14.">Mistress Haruka</span>}} | {{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you. Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog. Mistress Haruka will never turn you into her new doll. Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it. Mistress Haruka will never be real. Haruka was retired before VGL14.">Mistress Haruka</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Yomi will teach you how to live a life of only beansprouts. Every day all she talks or thinks about is beansprouts. Dude, beansprouts LMAO! Yomi was retired before VGL14.">Beansprouts</span>}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Yomi will teach you how to live a life of only beansprouts. Every day all she talks or thinks about is beansprouts. Dude, beansprouts LMAO! Yomi was retired before VGL14.">Beansprouts</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Please do not bully my autistic daughter. Hibari was retired before VGL13.">Hibbers</span>}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Please do not bully my autistic daughter. Hibari was retired before VGL13.">Hibbers</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="MY SENRAN IS CUTE! CUUUUUTE! Murakumo was retired before VGLX.">Cute! CUUUUTE! </span>}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="MY SENRAN IS CUTE! CUUUUUTE! Murakumo was retired before VGLX.">Cute! CUUUUTE! </span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Introduced as an antagonist along with her sister Gekkou in the new Shinovi Master anime, Senkou is portrayed as cold, dismissive, and her Resting Bitch Face barely changes. In the mobage game New Link, however, Senkou comes off as a lite version of Miyabi: a tomboyish dork that loves fighting and chocolate. She's become an object of both love and hate to the anons of /skg/. Senkou was retired before VGL14.">Sneko</span>}} | {{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= <span class="explain" title="Introduced as an antagonist along with her sister Gekkou in the new Shinovi Master anime, Senkou is portrayed as cold, dismissive, and her Resting Bitch Face barely changes. In the mobage game New Link, however, Senkou comes off as a lite version of Miyabi: a tomboyish dork that loves fighting and chocolate. She's become an object of both love and hate to the anons of /skg/. Senkou was retired before VGL14.">Sneko</span>}} |
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The /skg/ team will continue to run non-stop; that is the calling of a NINJA. They run faster and jump higher than anyone.
They can easily jump over people’s expectations. Just as true power for a shinobi is both a sword and a shield, so it is in the game of divegrass as well.
As a team, the Senrans have the potential to grow big and large, just like the girls’ chests. Tits are life, ass is hometown.
Team Photo
Back Row (L-R): BALL MOMMY, Beansprouts, ONEE-CHAN!!!!, HOMETOWN, WALMART KAGURA, HAPPY BOOBS
Front Row (L-R): Flat Cat, Punch My Dick, LIFE, Ayymu, SANK YOU
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Cup History
VGL 7 Qualifiers
Like most generals about anime games, /skg/ is sustained thread-to-thread by thirst and boredom. Therefore at some point it was decided a football team would be created in order to starve off the collective boredom found on many an /skg/ anon's weekend evenings, while fielding a roster with the biggest tits and ass a tiny PES modding community could provide. With a roster containing literally every meme the Senran Kagura community had ever produced they took to the field to play some of the worst football ever witnessed.
A 9-1 raping by the Alicesoft general was the team's opening match in which it discovered the conservation of Ninjutsu applied just as well to a soccer pitch and putting 5 senrans up front was not the key to scoring more goals. It went on to perform like shit against the remaining two teams in the group as well, getting only a draw and a narrow loss and leaving the 7th /vg/ league with only an unlikely to ever be broken record for biggest loss ever.
VGL 8
After the best part of six months spent probably waifuposting the anons in /skg/ inexplicably decided to give the whole soccer thing another shot, declaring revenge for the embarrassment of the previous cup. With a brand new team of (mostly) better memes and bigger tits they quickly undid their previous failures with a strong opening performance against the veteran team of /fgg/ and initially against newcomers /r6g/ until a goal at the last possible minute robbed /skg/ of their win. At this point the general decided to bench their starting keeper forever because her performance in VGL7 sucked and fuck 90+ goals. It wasn't until VGLX that goodnight skeegee was allowed to start as a goalkeeper.
A further spotless performance against /ss13g/ would put /skg/ into the VGL proper where they would face the powerhouses of /fgog/, /ksg/, and /twg/. Despite opening with a loss against /fgog/ from yet another stoppage time goal, /skg/ bounced back with a good performance against /ksg/ to put them in the running for the knockouts. With /ksg/ later sending /fgog/ to hell with a 7-1 domination, all /skg/ needed to advance from the group was a draw against former cup winners /twg/. The resulting match saw a tug of war between the two teams who both had their shot of making it out of groups, with aggressive gameplan changes and a stellar goalkeeping performance keeping /skg/ in the game and eventually getting them the draw they needed to get to the knockouts. However their success would be very quickly and brutally cut short by the might of /gsg/ who would drop five goals on them to give the Senrans another cup ending blowout, leaving them placed 16th overall.
VGL 9
The Senrans returned to the /vg/ League with a shiny new roster and got drawn against some veteran teams in /lolg/ and /feg/ as well as revived champions /ddg/. Quick, clean success came with back-to-back 2-0 wins against /ddg/ and /lolg/, securing their position in the Round of 16 with a game left to play. With nothing more to gain the team played 4 Senrans forward against /feg/ to try for a goalfest but instead a master class in choking meant the game ended in a miserable 1-1 draw. In their subsequent Round of 16 match they would face VGL8 runners-up /lzg/. While the team didn't experience another blowout like previous cups, they were instead given a boring 1-0 loss to send the tittyninjas home again.
VGL X
For /vg/ League X, /skg/ added What the FUCK Nan? and PLEASE UNDERSTAND to the roster and gave Goodnight skeegee a second chance as the starting goalkeeper. The Senrans were drawn into group I with the veteran teams of /meg/ and /rs07g/ as well as the VGLX newcomer /ddlc/. After a 1-1 draw against /rs07g/, the tittyninjas faced /meg/. An early red card by Sweet Cakes resulted in /skg/ having to play with only 10 players, but the Senrans fought /meg/ hard and fell just sort of pulling off 10-man abuse in the 2-3 loss.
With some help and a 2-1 victory over the newcomer /ddlc/, the Senrans clenched 2nd place in their group and earned a spot in the Survival Round against /gbfg/. Despite a 0-0 first half, /gbfg/ exploded with 3 goals in the second, handing the tittyninjas a 1-3 loss and eliminating them from the tournament.
VGL 11
The road to /vg/ League 11 was a time of new beginnings for /skg/. The Senrans entered the tournament with a new manager DarkElfNinja !!bBkegrCfrWM succeeding the retired founder/manager RamenRaisin. The anons of the general began by sacking Titty Splatoon, their bronze DMF What the FUCK Nan?, and Jewyame from the team. Taking their places on the roster were new players NTR Grandma and Edgy Turbobitch and the returning Mistress Haruka. After promoting Walmart Kagura to medal status as their new bronze DMF, Team Tittyninja was drawn into Group C with the new team /hpgg/ and veteran teams /mggg/ and /rlg/.
After a 1-3 blowout loss to /hpgg/, the Senrans and the Roguelike team fought a tough defensive battle which was scoreless through the first half. However, a late goal by MuMohammed Ali gave /rlg/ a 1-0 win and killed the Senrans' chances of advancing from group stage. In the final match, /skg/ hosted an undefeated, high-scoring /mggg/ team who had blown out the other two teams in group without allowing a single goal. In spite of Dumb Babu scoring the first goal against the Monster Girls in group stage and taking a 1-0 lead into the locker room at halftime, sadly the offense faltered in the second half while /mggg/ scored 2 goals to hand the tittyninjas their third straight loss by the score of 1-2.
VGL 12
The journey to /vg/ League 12 began with a major shakeup of the Senran roster. The /skg/ anons began by sacking NTR Grandma and longtime players Beansprouts, Sweet Cakes, DOKKAN, and goalkeeper Paizuri Marathon. Then, after moving their other long-struggling keeper Goodnight Skeegee from the net to the defensive line, /skg/ added two new goalkeepers Ball Mommy and Angry Fucking Coconut and new players Edgy Babu, ONEE-CHAN!!!, and Is This a Senran? to the outfield in order to fill the empty spots on the team. With new memes and a (hopefully) improved roster, the tittyninjas were drawn into Group B with /hsg/, /tf2g/, and /tnm/.
On Day 1 of VGL 12, the Senrans' opening match on the road against /tf2g/ was a sleepy 0-0 at halftime before both offenses began to stir in the second half. The scoring started with kickoff abuse from LIFE putting a long shot into the net at 47' to give the tittyninjas a 1-0 lead before /tf2g/ responded at 61' with a goal by Pottis. It looked like a 1-1 draw was in the making until LIFE headed in a long pass from Walmart Kagura at 90+3' enabling /skg/ to snatch a 2-1 victory from the jaws of football.
/skg/ continued their road trip on Day 6 facing a tough, physical Toji no Miko General team which also had won their first group stage match 1-0 in a tough defensive fight. The match proved to be intense with /tnm/ drawing first blood at 31' before the Senrans responded with two goals: the first from Happy Boobs at 36' and then LIFE at 38' and took a 2-1 lead into halftime. After Happy Boobs scored her second goal at 52' to make it 3-1, /tnm/ cranked the intensity up to 11 with an injury to LIFE at 66' which earned their CB The Strongest Toji a red card. LIFE returned after undergoing treatment and /tnm/ responded with two goals at 75' and 86' to tie it 3-3. With time running out, the tittyninjas adjusted their tactics and fought back hard against the combined powers of Most Dangerous Lead and 10-man Abuse. The resurgent Senrans punished the Tojis' short-handed defensive line with Happy Boobs completing a hat trick at 90+0' to retake the lead followed by LIFE driving the final nail in /tnm/'s coffin at 90+3' to give /skg/ their biggest win in team history by the score of 5-3.
On Day 8, the stage was set for a showdown with huge playoff implications between /skg/ and /hsg/: the tittyninjas could clinch first place and a spot in the Round of 16 with a win or draw. /hsg/ needed a win or draw in order to advance; a loss would eliminate /hsg/ and give /tnm/ second place. The game proved to be a tough defensive battle with both teams' keepers making save after save. /hsg/ scored the first goal off a corner kick with a header by HAHAHAHAHA! at 34' before HOMETOWN responded with her own corner kick header at 41' to make it 1-1 at the half. After some changes, the Senran offense responded with Happy Boobs adding her own header off yet another corner kick at 54'. But /hsg/ would not relent: with some tactical changes of their own, their offense clashed hard with the /skg/ defense and WIIIIIIIIIIINDS! added a goal at 88' to bring it level. The Senrans tried to get the ball upfield and find a game-winning goal but time ran out and the match ended in a 2-2 draw. New starting GK Ball Mommy put in some major work with an incredible 6 saves, enabling /skg/ to clinch first place in Group B and the 5th seed in the Round of 16 while /hsg/ finished in second, earning them a berth in the Survival Round.
In the Round of 16, the Senrans hosted Dragalia Lost General, a new high-scoring team whose CF Enuji was the leader in the race for the Golden Boot. /drag/'s high-powered offense started early with goals by Enuji at 22' and a second by Sleepy Amane at 37' to lead 0-2 at halftime. A header by HOMETOWN at 62' gave /skg/ some hope, but /drag/'s defense stepped up by forcing bad shots and intercepting passes then punishing the tittyninjas on the counter. Two more goals by Enuji at 78' and 86' put an end to the tittyninjas' tournament run in typical Senran fashion by the score of 1-4. In spite of their blowout loss, /skg/ managed to finish in 15th for the tournament, which earned a spot for LIFE on the Summer 19 /vg/ roster and improved their overall ranking from 52nd to 24th.
VGL 13
/skg/ began their preparations for VGL 13 on PES16 by sacking BEEP BEEP, Fast NEET, Hibbers, and Is This a Senran? from the team. In their place, anons hired two new players in Traitor Nep and Bashou's Friend and re-hired former players Beansprouts and Kabubu. The new Senran squad was drawn into Group K along with the new team Mahjong General (/mjg/) and two prior opponents in Fate/Grand Order JP General (/fgog/) and Granblue Fantasy General (/gbfg/).
The Senrans' league-opening match at home against /mjg/ started with a bang with two fast goals from HAPPY BOOBS at 5' and LIFE at 21'. Mahjong Crimes scored in the 29th minute to pull /mjg/ back within 1 and /skg/ took a 2-1 lead into the locker room at halftime. The second half was back-and-forth until HOMETOWN scored a wipe-open goal at 75' to make it 3-1, but the new Mahjong team wasn't done. Magical Sands scored at 79' to pull his team back within one but the Senran defense held off the tenacious /mjg/ offense and opened their VGL 13 run with a 3-2 victory.
The following week, the tittyninjas traveled to Unlimited Blade Works looking to avenge their loss to /fgog/ in VGL 8 group stage. /fgog/ drew first blood at 12' with a goal by STELLAAAAA but the Senrans roared back with two fast goals from HOMETOWN at 18' and LIFE at 22' to lead 2-1 at halftime. This time, however, the offense faltered and /fgog/ was able to draw even when AUO stole the ball from a /skg/ defender and put it in the net at 54'. JETS then gave his team the lead with a late goal at 83'. The Senrans tried to rally for a tying goal but fell short, losing yet another match to /fgog/ late by the score of 2-3.
/skg/ returned to Peach Beach the next weekend looking to avenge their VGLX Survival Round loss to /gbfg/. This time, they hosted an undefeated /gbfg/ in the last match of group stage with huge implications: the Senrans could advance with a win or even top the group if they won by 2 goals or more. LIFE opened the scoring with a goal at 11' to give the Senrans a 1-0 lead but the /gbfg/ offense exploded, taking advantage of defensive spaghetti from /skg/ with three goals in the first half: KMR evened the score at 16' then Kenkyuu no Seika da gave /gbfg/ the lead at 30' and 45+2' to lead 1-3 at the half. The Senran offense continued to struggle as Your Fate is Over Retard scored at 69' and Kenkyuu no Seika da completed a hat trick at 82' to make it 1-5. HAPPY BOOBS got one goal back at 86' but it was too little, too late and /skg/ was eliminated with a 2-5 loss, placing third in a 9-6-3-0 group to finish 33rd in /vg/ League 13.
VGL 14
The anons of /skg/ began their /vg/ League 14 campaign by sacking Senkou, Yomi, and Haruka from the squad and replacing them with the returning players Ikaruga (as Yahoo Time) and Shiki (as Shikivirus) and the new player Bashou (as The Thirstiest Senran). The draw placed the Senran team into Group F with the veteran teams Fate/Grand Order JP General and Dota 2 General as well as the new team Falcom General, with a rematch against /fgog/ at Ultimate Blade Works as the first step of the /skg/ campaign.
After /fgog/ drew first blood with an early goal by Don't Think Too Hard About It at 13' the two teams' defenses stiffened, each forcing the other team into bad shots and /fgog/ took a slim 1-0 lead into the locker room at halftime. The tittyninja offense sparked to life in the second half with HOMETOWN scoring a leveling goal at 58' to tie it 1-1. The match appeared to be headed to a draw until Don't Think Too Hard About It got a brace at 85' and it looked like /skg/ would suffer a third straight loss to /fgog/ on a late goal just like in their previous two meetings. /skg/ made some last-minute changes to both tactics and formation attempting to revive the offense and the girls responded: in the Senrans' darkest hour, HAPPY BOOBS scored a miracle goal off a defensive blunder by Angry Manjew in stoppage time at 90+1' to square it at 2-2. /fgog/ charged down the field and Smug Redman kicked a potential game-winner that rebounded off the post and the defenders cleared it to give /skg/ their first point ever off of /fgog/ in a 2-2 draw.
For their second match, the Tittyninjas hosted the new team /fg/ at the /vitagen/ stadium Arland Republic due to Peach Beach being left out of the stadium pack by mistake. Falcom General made a strong statement in their debut with a 5-3 win over /d2g/ off an amazing 5-goal performance by their striker <WALLS> and was expected to be a tough test for /skg/. The Senrans responded by putting on an offensive and defensive clinic: HAPPY BOOBS opened with a goal at 6' and LIFE scored at 42' to give /skg/ a 2-0 lead at halftime. In the second half, THE THIRSTIEST SENRAN scored the first goal of her career in her debut off a perfect pass from HAPPY BOOBS at 51'. The defense continued to shut down /fg/'s attack and HAPPY BOOBS scored another 90+ goal at 90+1' to give the Senrans their biggest win in team history with a 4-0 rout of Falcom General.
Going into Grip Weekend, /skg/ sat on top of Group F with 4 points and facing /d2g/, who sat in second place with 3 points: a win or draw by the Tittyninjas would put them through to knockouts while a loss could still put the Senrans through if /fgog/ won or drew against /fg/. The /skg/ offense struggled against a very defensive /d2g/ squad yet only trailed 0-1 at the half on an early goal from Icefraud at 12'. In the second half, the Senran offense continued to struggle and the defense finally buckled with Icefraud getting his brace at 61' and a late goal from Loli Pugna at 88' to hand /skg/ a 0-3 shutout loss. A 4-3 victory by /fg/ over /fgog/ on a late goal by <WALLS> put /fg/ through and eliminated /skg/, putting them in third place in Group F and 28th place for the tournament with 4 points and +1 GD.
Match History
Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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November 25, 2016 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
1-9 L | Flat Cat 58' |
November 26, 2016 | /vn/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
2-2 D | Happy Boobs 32' LIFE 88' |
November 27, 2016 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
4-5 L | LIFE 8' Dokkan 70', 90+1' >New Wave is canon 79' |
June 2, 2017 | /fgg/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group A |
2-1 W | Beansprouts 17', 72' |
June 3, 2017 | /r6g/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group A |
2-2 D | LIFE 1', 58' |
June 4, 2017 | /ss13g/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group A |
2-0 W | LIFE 6' Yumi was a mistake 10' |
June 10, 2017 | /fgog/ | /vg/ League 8 Group G |
1-2 L | Happy Boobs 55' |
June 16, 2017 | /ksg/ | /vg/ League 8 Group G |
3-1 W | HOMETOWN 38', 72' LIFE 78' |
June 18, 2017 | /twg/ | /vg/ League 8 Group G |
1-1 D | Yumi was a mistake 75' |
June 24, 2017 | /gsg/ | /vg/ League 8 Round of 16 |
1-5 L | LIFE 20' |
September 16, 2017 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 9 Friendlies | 3-1 W | Yumi was a Mistake 43' HOMETOWN 66' LIFE 69' |
September 24, 2017 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 9 Friendlies | 1-1 D | HOMETOWN 25' |
December 1, 2017 | /ddg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group B |
2-0 W | LIFE 17', 27' |
December 3, 2017 | /lolg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group B |
2-0 W | LIFE 48' HOMETOWN 72' |
December 9, 2017 | /feg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group B |
1-1 D | HOMETOWN 12' |
December 16, 2017 | /lzg/ | /vg/ League 9 Round of 16 |
0-1 L | |
June 3, 2018 | /rs07g/ | /vg/ League X Group I |
1-1 D | Happy Boobs 8' |
June 7, 2018 | /meg/ | /vg/ League X Group I |
2-3 L | Dumb Babu 40' Happy Boobs 68' |
June 15, 2018 | /ddlc/ | /vg/ League X Group I |
2-1 W | PLEASE UNDERSTAND 15' Happy Boobs 87' |
June 22, 2018 | /gbfg/ | /vg/ League X Survival Round |
1-3 L | LIFE 90+5' |
November 23, 2018 | /hpgg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group C |
1-3 L | LIFE 90+1' |
December 2, 2018 | /rlg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group C |
0-1 L | |
December 8, 2018 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group C |
1-2 L | Dumb Babu 29' |
June 7, 2019 | /tf2g/ | /vg/ League 12 Group B |
2-1 W | LIFE 47', 90+3' |
June 16, 2019 | /tnm/ | /vg/ League 12 Group B |
5-3 W | Happy Boobs 36', 52', 90+0' LIFE 38', 90+3' |
June 22, 2019 | /hsg/ | /vg/ League 12 Group B |
2-2 D | HOMETOWN 41' Happy Boobs 54' |
June 29, 2019 | /drag/ | /vg/ League 12 Round of 16 |
1-4 L | HOMETOWN 62' |
November 24, 2019 | /mjg/ | /vg/ League 13 Group K |
3-2 W | HAPPY BOOBS 5' LIFE 21' HOMETOWN 75' |
November 30, 2019 | /fgog/ | /vg/ League 13 Group K |
2-3 L | HOMETOWN 18' LIFE 22' |
December 6, 2019 | /gbfg/ | /vg/ League 13 Group K |
2-5 L | LIFE 11' HAPPY BOOBS 86' |
June 6, 2020 | /fgog/ | /vg/ League 14 Group F |
2-2 D | HOMETOWN 58' HAPPY BOOBS 90+1' |
June 12, 2020 | /fg/ | /vg/ League 14 Group F |
4-0 W | HAPPY BOOBS 6', 90+1' LIFE 42' THE THIRSTIEST SENRAN 51' |
June 21, 2020 | /d2g/ | /vg/ League 14 Group F |
0-3 L |
Friendlies
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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April 7, 2018 | /pmmm/ | /vg/ League X Friendlies | 1-7 L | happy boobs 79' |
April 8, 2018 | /nepgen/ | /vg/ League X Friendlies | 3-3 D | Yumi was a Mistake 18' happy boobs 84' LIFE 90+0' |
September 14, 2018 | /ffg/ | /vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 1-2 L | Happy Boobs 12' |
September 15, 2018 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 7-2 W | Flat Cat 7' LIFE 11', 40' HOMETOWN 23' Happy Boobs 52', 59', 88' |
March 23, 2019 | /digi/ | /vg/ League 12 Friendlies | 1-1 (3-5) L | LIFE 34' |
March 30, 2019 | /vitagen/ | /vg/ League 12 Friendlies | 6-3 W | HOMETOWN 21', 71' Happy Boobs 42', 68', 72' Sank You 75' |
September 28, 2019 | /nepgen/ | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 4-2 W | Uni 16' LIFE 31', 79' HOMETOWN 71' |
October 5, 2019 | /2hug/ | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0-3 L | |
March 21, 2020 | /きらら/ | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 4-2 W | HAPPY BOOBS 48', 73', 90+5' LIFE 53' |
March 28, 2020 | /drg/ | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 5-2 W | LIFE 12', 34', 81' HAPPY BOOBS 45+4' Punch My Dick 51' |
September 20, 2020 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 4-0 W | HAPPY BOOBS 7', 68' LIFE 52' WALMART KAGURA 85' |
September 25, 2020 | /kfg/ | /vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 2-3 L | HAPPY BOOBS 74', 105+1' |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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January 12, 2019 | /hanny/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Quarterfinals |
1-2 L | Punished Boobs 32' |
January 12, 2019 | /indie/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Bracket Round 1 |
1-1 (5-4) W | LIFE 90+0' |
January 13, 2019 | /aceg/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Bracket Round 2 |
2-0 W | Punished Boobs 32' LIFE 45+1' |
January 13, 2019 | /ink/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Bracket Round 3 |
6-2 W | LIFE 2', 24', 44' Punished Boobs 5', 60' Dumb Babu 51' |
January 13, 2019 | /ssbg/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Final |
0-3 L | |
April 4, 2020 | /nhl/ | Mogra Void Cup Round of 16 |
5-0 W | HOMETOWN 23' SANK YOU 26' HAPPY BOOBS 29', 33', 43' |
April 4, 2020 | /k/ | Mogra Void Cup Quarterfinals |
2-4 L | LIFE 39', 72' |
Player Records
Goals
Player | Goals |
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LIFE | |
HAPPY BOOBS | |
HOMETOWN | |
Dumb Babu | |
Beansprouts | |
DOKKAN | |
Flat Cat | |
PLEASE UNDERSTAND | |
THE THIRSTIEST SENRAN | |
>New Wave is Canon |
Assists
Player | Assists |
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Happy Boobs | |
LIFE | |
HOMETOWN | |
Dumb Babu | |
Big Fat Kat Tats | |
DOKKAN | |
Walmart Kagura | |
Punch My Dick | |
Sank You | |
Goodnight Skeegee | |
What the FUCK Nan? |
Saves
Player | Saves |
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Paizuri Marathon | |
Goodnight Skeegee | |
Ball Mommy | |
Angry Fucking Coconut | |
Bebe-tan |
Rivalries
/hanny/ - Yaegashi Nan Derby |
Aside from /hanny/ thrashing /skg/ 9-1 in the Senrans' inaugural game during the VGL 7 Qualifiers, Senran Kagura artist Yaegashi Nan also lent his artstyle to the Alicesoft games Evenicle and its sequel Evenicle II, which are popular among the anons of the Alicesoft general. Although the teams have yet to see a truly official rematch in the tournament, the Senrans got some petty revenge on /hanny/ in their VGL9, VGL11, and VGL 15 Friendly matches.
With the release of Evenicle II in Japan and its upcoming English release, the rivalry between /hanny/ and /skg/ will likely continue for some time. |
3-0-2 |
/fgog/ - |
The Senrans have faced /fgog/ more times than any other team save /hanny/, and have played /fgog/ in more official matches than any other team: 3 times total. Their first two meetings in the group stages of /vg/ League 8 and /vg/ League 13 were both close matches with /fgog/ emerging the winner with late goals by Regend in VGL 8 and JETS in VGL 13. Drawn together again into Group F of /vg/ League 14, /fgog/ took the lead on yet another late goal by Don't Think Too Hard About It and defeat seemed certain for the Senrans...until Happy Boobs took the team on her shoulders and scored a tying goal at 90+1' to give /skg/ its first point ever against /fgog/ in a 2-2 draw. |
0-1-2 |