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/skg/ - Senran Kagura General | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The /skg/ team will continue to run non-stop; that is the calling of a NINJA. They run faster and jump higher than anyone.
They can easily jump over people’s expectations. Just as true power for a shinobi is both a sword and a shield, so it is in the game of divegrass as well.
As a team, the Senrans have the potential to grow big and large, just like the girls’ chests. Tits are life; ass is hometown.
Current Roster
Back Row (L-R): Goodnight Skeegee, Punch My Dick, Sank You, HOMETOWN, Fast NEET, Punished Boobs
Front Row (L-R): BEEP BEEP, Cute Crab, LIFE, Walmart Kagura, Dumb Babu
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Cup History
VGL 7 Qualifiers
Like most generals about anime games, /skg/ is sustained thread-to-thread by thirst and boredom. Therefore at some point it was decided a football team would be created in order to starve off the collective boredom found on many an /skg/ anon's weekend evenings, while fielding a roster with the biggest tits and ass a tiny PES modding community could provide. With a roster containing literally every meme the Senran Kagura community had ever produced they took to the field to play some of the worst football ever witnessed.
A 9-1 raping by the Alicesoft general was the team's opening match in which it discovered the conservation of Ninjutsu applied just as well to a soccer pitch and putting 5 senrans up front was not the key to scoring more goals. It went on to perform like shit against the remaining two teams in the group as well, getting only a draw and a narrow loss and leaving the 7th /vg/ league with only an unlikely to ever be broken record for biggest loss ever.
VGL 8
After the best part of six months spent probably waifuposting the anons in /skg/ inexplicably decided to give the whole soccer thing another shot, declaring revenge for the embarrassment of the previous cup. With a brand new team of (mostly) better memes and bigger tits they quickly undid their previous failures with a strong opening performance against the veteran team of /fgg/ and initially against newcomers /r6g/ until a goal at the last possible minute robbed /skg/ of their win. At this point the general decided to bench their starting keeper forever because her performance in VGL7 sucked and fuck 90+ goals. It wasn't until VGLX that goodnight skeegee was allowed to start as a goalkeeper.
A further spotless performance against /ss13g/ would put /skg/ into the VGL proper where they would face the powerhouses of /fgog/, /ksg/, and /twg/. Despite opening with a loss against /fgog/ from yet another stoppage time goal, /skg/ bounced back with a good performance against /ksg/ to put them in the running for the knockouts. With /ksg/ later sending /fgog/ to hell with a 7-1 domination, all /skg/ needed to advance from the group was a draw against former cup winners /twg/. The resulting match saw a tug of war between the two teams who both had their shot of making it out of groups, with aggressive gameplan changes and a stellar goalkeeping performance keeping /skg/ in the game and eventually getting them the draw they needed to get to the knockouts. However their success would be very quickly and brutally cut short by the might of /gsg/ who would drop five goals on them to give the Senrans another cup ending blowout, leaving them placed 16th overall.
VGL 9
The Senrans returned to the /vg/ League with a shiny new roster and got drawn against some veteran teams in /lolg/ and /feg/ as well as revived champions /ddg/. Quick, clean success came with back-to-back 2-0 wins against /ddg/ and /lolg/, securing their position in the Round of 16 with a game left to play. With nothing more to gain the team played 4 Senrans forward against /feg/ to try for a goalfest but instead a master class in choking meant the game ended in a miserable 1-1 draw. In their subsequent Round of 16 match they would face VGL8 runners-up /lzg/. While the team didn't experience another blowout like previous cups, they were instead given a boring 1-0 loss to send the tittyninjas home again.
VGL X
For /vg/ League X, /skg/ added What the FUCK Nan? and PLEASE UNDERSTAND to the roster and gave Goodnight skeegee a second chance as the starting goalkeeper. The Senrans were drawn into group I with the veteran teams of /meg/ and /rs07g/ as well as the VGLX newcomer /ddlc/. After a 1-1 draw against /rs07g/, the tittyninjas faced /meg/. An early red card by Sweet Cakes resulted in /skg/ having to play with only 10 players, but the Senrans fought /meg/ hard and fell just sort of pulling off 10-man abuse in the 2-3 loss.
With some help and a 2-1 victory over the newcomer /ddlc/, the Senrans clenched 2nd place in their group and earned a spot in the Survival Round against /gbfg/. Despite a 0-0 first half, /gbfg/ exploded with 3 goals in the second, handing the tittyninjas a 1-3 loss and eliminating them from the tournament.
VGL 11
The road to /vg/ League 11 was a time of new beginnings for /skg/. The Senrans entered the tournament with a new manager DarkElfNinja !!bBkegrCfrWM succeeding the retired founder/manager Ramen. The anons of the general began by sacking Titty Splatoon, their bronze DMF What the FUCK Nan?, and Jewyame from the team. Taking their places on the roster were new players NTR Grandma and Edgy Turbobitch and the returning Mistress Haruka. After promoting Walmart Kagura to medal status as their new bronze DMF, Team Tittyninja was drawn into Group C with the new team /hpgg/ and veteran teams /mggg/ and /rlg/.
After a 1-3 blowout loss to /hpgg/, the Senrans and the Roguelike team fought a tough defensive battle which was scoreless through the first half. However, a late goal by MuMohammed Ali gave /rlg/ a 1-0 win and killed the Senrans' chances of advancing from group stage. In the final match, /skg/ hosted an undefeated, high-scoring /mggg/ team who had blown out the other two teams in group without allowing a single goal. In spite of Dumb Babu scoring the first goal against the Monster Girls in group stage and taking a 1-0 lead into the locker room at halftime, sadly the offense faltered in the second half while /mggg/ scored 2 goals to hand the tittyninjas their third straight loss by the score of 1-2.
Exports
Tactical Exports | Aesthetics | Music | Pastebins |
Match History
Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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November 25, 2016 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
1-9 L | Flat Cat 58' |
November 26, 2016 | /vn/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
2-2 D | Happy Boobs 32' LIFE 88' |
November 27, 2016 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
4-5 L | LIFE 8' Dokkan 70', 90+1' >New Wave is canon 79' |
June 2, 2017 | /fgg/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group A |
2-1 W | Beansprouts 17', 72' |
June 3, 2017 | /r6g/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group A |
2-2 D | LIFE 1', 58' |
June 4, 2017 | /ss13g/ | /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group A |
2-0 W | LIFE 6' Yumi was a mistake 10' |
June 10, 2017 | /fgog/ | /vg/ League 8 Group G |
1-2 L | Happy Boobs 55' |
June 16, 2017 | /ksg/ | /vg/ League 8 Group G |
3-1 W | HOMETOWN 38', 72' LIFE 78' |
June 18, 2017 | /twg/ | /vg/ League 8 Group G |
1-1 D | Yumi was a mistake 75' |
June 24, 2017 | /gsg/ | /vg/ League 8 Round of 16 |
1-5 L | LIFE 20' |
December 1, 2017 | /ddg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group B |
2-0 W | LIFE 17', 27' |
December 1, 2017 | /lolg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group B |
2-0 W | LIFE 48' HOMETOWN 72' |
December 9, 2017 | /feg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group B |
1-1 D | HOMETOWN 12' |
December 16, 2017 | /lzg/ | /vg/ League 9 Round of 16 |
0-1 L | |
June 3, 2018 | /rs07g/ | /vg/ League X Group I |
1-1 D | Happy Boobs 8' |
June 7, 2018 | /meg/ | /vg/ League X Group I |
2-3 L | Dumb Babu 40' Happy Boobs 68' |
June 15, 2018 | /ddlc/ | /vg/ League X Group I |
2-1 W | PLEASE UNDERSTAND 15' Happy Boobs 87' |
June 22, 2018 | /gbfg/ | /vg/ League X Survival Round |
1-3 L | LIFE 90+5' |
November 23, 2018 | /hpgg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group C |
1-3 L | LIFE 90+1' |
December 2, 2018 | /rlg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group C |
0-1 L | |
December 8, 2018 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group C |
1-2 L | Dumb Babu 29' |
Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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September 16, 2017 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 9 Friendlies | 3-1 W | Yumi was a Mistake 43' HOMETOWN 66' LIFE 69' |
September 24, 2017 | /mggg/ | /vg/ League 9 Friendlies | 1-1 D | HOMETOWN 25' |
April 7, 2018 | /pmmm/ | /vg/ League X Friendlies | 1-7 L | happy boobs 79' |
April 8, 2018 | /nepgen/ | /vg/ League X Friendlies | 3-3 D | Yumi was a Mistake 18' happy boobs 84' LIFE 90+0' |
September 14, 2018 | /ffg/ | /vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 1-2 L | Happy Boobs 12' |
September 15, 2018 | /hanny/ | /vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 7-2 W | Flat Cat 7' LIFE 11', 40' HOMETOWN 23' Happy Boobs 52', 59', 88' |
January 12, 2019 | /hanny/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Quarterfinals |
1-2 L | Punished Boobs 32' |
January 12, 2019 | /indie/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Bracket Round 1 |
1-1 (5-4) W | LIFE 90+0' |
January 13, 2019 | /aceg/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Bracket Round 2 |
2-0 W | Punished Boobs 32' LIFE 45+1' |
January 13, 2019 | /ink/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Bracket Round 3 |
6-2 W | LIFE 2', 24', 44' Punished Boobs 5', 60' Dumb Babu 51' |
January 13, 2019 | /ssbg/ | VGL Luigi Circuit Losers' Final |
0-3 L | |
March 23, 2019 | /digi/ | /vg/ League 12 Friendlies | 1-1 (3-5) L | LIFE 34' |
March 30, 2019 | /vitagen/ | /vg/ League 12 Friendlies | 6-3 W | HOMETOWN 21', 71' Happy Boobs 42', 68', 72' Sank You 75' |
Player Records
Goals
Player | Goals |
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LIFE | |
Happy Boobs | |
HOMETOWN | |
Dumb Babu | |
Beansprouts | |
DOKKAN | |
Flat Cat | |
PLEASE UNDERSTAND | |
>New Wave is Canon |
Assists
Player | Assists |
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LIFE | |
HOMETOWN | |
Happy Boobs | |
Dumb Babu | |
Big Fat Kat Tats | |
DOKKAN | |
What the FUCK Nan? | |
Walmart Kagura |
Rivalries
/hanny/ - Yaegashi Nan Derby |
Aside from /hanny/ thrashing /skg/ 9-1 in the Senrans' inaugural game during the VGL 7 Qualifiers, Senran Kagura artist Yaegashi Nan also lent his artstyle to the Alicesoft game Evenicle, which is popular among the anons of the Alicesoft general. Although the teams have yet to see a truly official rematch in the tournament, the Senrans got some petty revenge on /hanny/ in their VGL9 and VGL11 Friendly matches.
With the recent announcement from Alicesoft that they are beginning work on a sequel to Evenicle, the rivalry between /hanny/ and /skg/ will likely continue for some time. |
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