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'''/trv/''' is the virtual football club of the 4chan board '''/trv/ - Travel''', the Champions of the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]].
'''/trv/''' is the virtual football club of the 4chan board '''/trv/ - Travel''', the Champions of the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]].
==Upcoming Events==
/trv/ is currently set to compete in the [[2024 4chan Summer Cup]].


==History==
==History==
:''For earlier history: '''[[/trv/ History]]''' ''
:''For pre-2021 history: '''[[/trv/ History]]''' ''
After a 17-months trip around the world, the /trv/ellers decided to finally come back and conquer the 4chan Cup once again. After a big effort by the board, and half of the roster permanently transferred to live a quiet life in Pattaya, /trv/ was cleared to compete in the Autumn Babby Cup qualifiers. The revived team kicked off on a great start by gaining a quick 3 goals lead against /vr/. Being the biggest experts in the art of relaxing, the team lost concentration and conceded two in the second half, however carried the lead until the end and ended with a victory on their comeback match. The qualification for the main Babby Cup became close after a 4-1 victory against /d/ in the second match, and was sealed after a third victory against /sci/.


Great expectations grew around /trv/ after the dominant fetus performance and they were confirmed after the first match against /aco/. The short winning streak came to an end after two consecutive draws against /asp/ and later /f/. The match against /asp/ was notable for /trv/ having two goals and only one shot on goal: the unexpected help came from Ned Flanders aka Ding Dong Diddly who scored an own goal. The travellers only managed to escape the 5-5-5-0 tragedy thanks to a one goal difference, qualified to a knockout round for the first time in two and a half years. After a great fetus, but not-so-great performance in the group stage, /trv/ was not favoured against the 9-pointer miracle /wsg/. The match started slowly with Couchsurfer Rapist putting /trv/ on the lead only on the 42’ minute. The second half had a complete change of pace, with the newcomer – Peruvian Guide, as well as Couchsurfer Rapist, Sex Tourist and Is it safe all finding the net in less than 15 minutes. A late goal by Ricardo Milos was not enough to save /wsg/, but it was enough to take everyone on a trip to 5pa1n. The first match of the final day against /lit/ once again caught the /trv/ellers in deep trouble, and only a 90+ goal by Real Traveller™️ was enough to take home a 3-2 victory and the first /trv/ appearance in a semifinal since that glorious winter.
A distant "We're So Back" has been heard after the soul-crushing "It's So Over" of 2022. Chinese Tour Group and American "Tourist" became the strikers in the new 4-4-2 formation for the [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]. First two matches /trv/ ran basically on an autopilot with near-zero managerial involvement. A shaky Thanos draw against [[/m/]] was followed by a confident clean sheet win over [[/w/]]. All that was needed to advance was to not lose against [[/u/]], a scary opponent. And our team surprised many, with Chinese ants scoring a hat trick and delivering a 3-1 victory. This momentum carried over to the Round of 16, where /trv/ blazed through the defenses of [[/gd/]] on a 4-2 win, until finally crashing into a wall in Quarterfinals against [[/co/]] who then became Spring champions. Tight marking of the Chinese Tour Group allowed /co/ to crush our attacking potential. A valiant effort was made, when being 0-1 down, to switch from 4-4-2 to 3-5-2, and an equalizer was found by American "Tourist". Unfortunately, the penalty kick series were not in our favour. Ukraine Travel Tips fumbled the last kick and ended the run. Despite that, /trv/ finally came back into elites.


In the semifinals /trv/ faced off against the /c/uties of /c/. Despite most of them being of the right age, their cuteness was not enough to distract the Sex Tourist who scored the decisive goal. In the end, it all came down to the Outdoor bowl between /trv/ and /out/. /trv/ managed to get a quick lead at the 19’ minute, however from the start /out/ showed off a great offence with multiple shots that luckily Smokey the Bear (dubbed Chokey the Bear after that performance) missed. On 79’ one unfortunate shot by Happy Flute equalised the game, and in the end the outcome of Autumn 2019 was decided in the second half of extra time, with Real Traveller™️ granting /trv/ the lead and finally Sex Tourist putting the nail in /out/'s coffin and making /trv/ the 2019 Autumn Babby Cup Champions.
In [[2023 4chan Summer Cup]] /trv/ suddenly became the boogieman of the cup, acclaimed by many experts for its efficient playstyle. American "Tourist" left the secondary striker post for "I'm trans if that matters". /trv/ 9-pointed the group with a +8 GD (best group stage performance in /trv/'s history) with victories over [[/sci/]], [[/c/]] and [[/h/]] (the latter while letting a silver CMF rest on the bench). And, as it usually happens, the team with such hype was swiftly destroyed in Round of 16 by [[/sp/]] (2-4). The trans-chinese duo was shutdown by /sp/'s defence, and the two goals from midfielders were not enough. Still, things are looking promising and the team is getting ready for 2024.


==Roster==
==Roster==


''For full roster see Main article: [[/trv/ Roster]].''
''For full roster see Main article: [[/trv/ Roster]].''
''Last poll result: [[/trv/ Autumn 2019 roster poll results]]''


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{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Minsk Ladder Salesman}}
{{sq start player |no=737 |pos=CB |name=Post-Travel Depression}}
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{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |name=whatarethewomenlike}}
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{{sq player |no=81 |pos= RMF|name=Desperate Weaboo}}
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{{sq player |no=420 |pos= RMF|name=Amsterdam Stonerbro}}
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|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|Champions
|Champions
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:WC20_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SBC20_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:ABC20_Design_Fq.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
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|[[File:WC21_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Round of 16
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|[[File:WoC21_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|Round of 32
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|[[File:WC22_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
|[[File:SBC22_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Group Stage, relegated
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:ABC22_Design_Hq.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|Group Stage
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|[[File:SBC23_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|Quarter finals, promoted
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:SC23_Design_G1.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Summer Cup]]
|Round of 16
|-bgcolor="#ffffff"
|[[File:WC24_Design_E1.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Round of 16
|}
|}


===Official Matches (2012-2018)===
===Match History===  
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For match record before 2024 and unofficial matches, see [[/trv/ Match History]].
 
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!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Scorers
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 19, 2012
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies#August_19th|2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] Friendly
| align=center|4-2 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|4||21||33|}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|27|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| September 8, 2012
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies#September_8th|2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] Friendly
| align=center|0-1 L
|
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| September 16, 2012
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies#August_19th|2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] Friendly
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|27|}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|45+1|}}<br>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|55}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|29}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|47}}<br>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|90+2}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|3||65}}<br>Massive Damage {{owngoal|8}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 19, 2012
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Noobus Expedia {{goal|24}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 20, 2012
| {{team away|hm}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 L
|
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| December 15, 2012
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|24}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|85}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 8, 2013
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|4-1 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|12||24||37}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|65}}
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 10, 2013
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|5-1 L
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|19||}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 16, 2013
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 5, 2013
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|3-1 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|45+2||}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 13, 2013
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|72||}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|90+1||}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 4, 2013
|January 20, 2024
| {{team away|hr}}
|{{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|[[File:WC24_Design_E1.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|71||90+2}}<br> Sex Tourist {{goal|82}}
|<small>{{goal|30}} Real Traveller™<br>{{goal|38}} Thai Ladyboy <br>{{goal|82}} Chinese Tour Group</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 10, 2013
|January 26, 2024
| {{team away|d}}
|{{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|[[File:WC24_Design_E1.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|6-1 L
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small>Amsterdam Stonerbro {{goal|79||}}
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 12, 2013
| {{team away|ic}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|59||75}}<br> Sex Tourist {{goal|82}}
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| May 18, 2013
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-1 L<br>{{tt|a.e.t.|After Extra Time, 1-1 FT}}
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|19}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 12, 2013
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|24||}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 19, 2013
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-0 D
|
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 17, 2013
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|4-1 W
|<small>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|3}}<br> Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|29||75}}<br> Nevada-Tan {{owngoal|53}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| August 23, 2013
|January 28, 2024
| {{team away|mlp}}
|{{team away|i}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|[[File:WC24_Design_E1.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|align=center|4-4 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|31|}}
|<small>{{goal|8}} Real Traveller™ <br>{{goal|14}} Thai Ladyboy <br>{{goal|59}} Chinese Tour Group <br>{{owngoal|90+0}} Taking Requests</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 25, 2013
| {{team away|adv}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|81|}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 31, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|4-0 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|22||88}}<br> Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|44||45+1}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 1, 2013
|February 3, 2024
| {{team away|b}}
|{{team away|pw}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo_no_border.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|[[File:WC24_Design_E1.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|align=center|0-1 L
|
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 28, 2013
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|7-2 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|7||15||17||23||83}}<br> Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|35||78}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 5, 2013
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|53}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 18, 2014
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 19, 2014
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|7}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 15, 2014
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center| 4-1 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|7||57||84||90+2}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 21, 2014
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|24}} <br>Sex Tourist {{goal|45}} <br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|71}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 23, 2014
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|15}}<br> Sex Tourist {{goal|42}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 1, 2014
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Squat Toilet {{goal|3}}<br> Sex Tourist {{goal|25}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 2, 2014
| {{team away|asp}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|4-3 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|4}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|42||70}}<br>Karl Pilkington {{goal|52}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 2, 2014
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|7||}}<br>Desperate Weeaboo {{goal|28||}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 2, 2014
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Sven Scandiboo {{goal|13}}<br> Sex Tourist {{goal|84}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 31, 2014
| {{team away|toy}}
| align=center|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Karl Pilkington {{goal|13}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|84}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 8, 2014
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|14}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 18, 2014
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-0 D
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 20, 2014
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|69}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 26, 2014
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|45+||}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 17, 2014
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|72||}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 25, 2014
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 26, 2014
| {{team away|hm}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|76||}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 1, 2014
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|78||}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 26, 2015
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Superpornowat {{goal|57||90+||}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 2, 2015
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 3, 2015
| {{team away|w}}
| align=center|[[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|90+||}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 9, 2015
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-1 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|56||86||90+||}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 24, 2015
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-5 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|10}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 25, 2015
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-2 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|45+||87}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 31, 2015
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|33}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|60||80}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 6, 2015
| {{team away|po}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 15, 2016
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[File:2016 spring fetus logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|4-3 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|6||78}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|32}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|75}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 16, 2016
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[File:2016 spring fetus logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|4-4 D
|<small>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|11}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|26}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|43||50}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 17, 2016
| {{team away|p}}
| align=center|[[File:2016 spring fetus logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|11||19||84}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 6, 2016
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|16||48||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|34||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 8, 2016
| {{team away|w}}
| align=center|[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|8-3 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|13||49||53}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|27||65||69}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|40||47}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 14, 2016
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|4-3 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|5||16}}<br>Karl Pilkington {{goal|30}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|89}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 21, 2016
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Karl Pilkington {{goal|24}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 6, 2016
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 12, 2016
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|6-3 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|32||40||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|90+2||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 14, 2016
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align=center|3-4 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|20||}}<br>Karl Pilkington {{goal|33||}}<br>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|85||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 28, 2016
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|4-4 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|30}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|43||74}}<br>Karl Pilkington {{goal|85}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 30, 2016
| {{team away|w}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|13}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 5, 2016
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|7}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|70}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 28, 2017
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_Aq.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small>Real Traveller {{goal|83}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 29, 2017
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_Aq.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|17}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|33}}<br>Sven Scandiboo {{goal|54}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 30, 2017
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_Aq.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|13||45+1}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|64}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 13, 2017
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist{{goal|7||44}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 19, 2017
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|18}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist{{goal|26}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 21, 2017
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
|<small>Real Traveler {{goal|20}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist{{goal|23}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 27, 2017
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 3-0 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|55||70}}<br>Real Traveler{{goal|79}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 28, 2017
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 5-6 L<br>{{tt|a.e.t.|After Extra Time, 4-4 FT}}
|<small>Real Traveler{{goal|29}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang{{goal|49}}<br>Sex Tourist{{goal|57||90+1}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist{{goal|119}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 28, 2017
| {{team away|jp}}
| align=center|[[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup ]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
|<small>Younger Sister {{owngoal|13}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 30, 2017
| {{team away|po}}
| align=center|[[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup ]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 5, 2017
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup ]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|17}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 28, 2017
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|32||48||63}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 3, 2017
| {{team away|h}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|81||88}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 5, 2017
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|35}}<br>James Vagabond {{goal|78}}<br>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|89}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 5, 2018
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|56}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 11, 2018
| {{team away|his}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|35}}<br>Luke Skyscanner {{goal|38}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|70}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 13, 2018
| {{team away|b}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|35}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 18, 2018
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup ]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|9}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|86}}</small>
|}
</div>
===2019===
<div style="width:75%; height:650px; display:inline-block; vertical-align:top; margin:1em 0">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Date
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Opponent
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Competition
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Result
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 11, 2019
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_Eq.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|24}}<br>Real Traveller™ {{goal|36||42}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 12, 2019
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_Eq.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 4-1 W
|<small>Real Traveller™ {{goal|34||42||72}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|60}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2019
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_Eq.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|23}}<br>Real Traveller™ {{goal|27}}<br>Amsterdam Stonerbro {{goal|62}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 25, 2019
| {{team away|aco}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|19}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|45+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 27, 2019
| {{team away|asp}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
|<small>Ding-Dong Diddly {{owngoal|21}}<br>Real Traveller™ {{goal|40}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 27, 2019
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
|<small>Real Traveller™ {{goal|27}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 9, 2019
| {{team away|wsg}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 5-1 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|42||58}}<br>Peruvian Guide {{goal|52}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|63}}<br>Is it safe? {{goal|65}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 10, 2019
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|49}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|71}}<br>Real Traveller™ {{goal|90+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 10, 2019
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
|<small>Real Traveller™ {{goal|31||49}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|40}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|67}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 10, 2019
| {{team away|out}}
| align=center|[[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| align=center| 3-1 W<br>{{tt|a.e.t.|After Extra Time, 1-1 FT}}
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|19||116}}<br>Real Traveller™ {{goal|109}}</small>
|}
|}
</div>
</div>
===Unofficial Matches===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Date
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Opponent
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Competition
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Result
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 20, 2012
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] Exhibition Match
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|55||77||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|75||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 6, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[File:WorldSeries.png|25px]][[The World Series#Group Stage|The World Series Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|81||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 6, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[File:WorldSeries.png|25px]][[The World Series#Group Stage|The World Series Group Stage]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|39||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|54||68||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 6, 2013
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[File:WorldSeries.png|25px]][[The World Series#Group Stage|The World Series Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|25||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 6, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[File:WorldSeries.png|25px]][[The World Series#Semi-Finals|The World Series Semifinals]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Sickof Murrica {{goal|38||}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|59||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 6, 2013
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[File:WorldSeries.png|25px]][[The World Series#Final|The World Series Final]]
| align=center|2-3 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|31||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|60||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 15, 2013
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[File:Generic_trophy.png|25px]] [[Tottoric Up#THE BRACKET|Tottoric Up Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|3-3 W<br>(5-4)
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|11||47||114||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 15, 2013
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[File:Generic_trophy.png|25px]] [[Tottoric Up#THE BRACKET|Tottoric Up Semifinals]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 15, 2013
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[File:Generic_trophy.png|25px]] [[Tottoric Up#THE BRACKET|Tottoric Up 3rd Place Match]]
| align=center|3-0 W
|<small>Desperate Weeaboo {{goal|9||}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|45+2||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|54||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 12, 2013
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[File:Worldwarscup.png|25px]] [[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|24||}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|80||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 12, 2013
| {{team away|sci}}
| align=center|[[File:Worldwarscup.png|25px]] [[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-0 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|90+||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[File:Worldwarscup.png|25px]] [[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|5-0 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|3||68||88||}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|9||73||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[File:Worldwarscup.png|25px]] [[2013 World Wars Cup#Knockout Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals]]
| align=center|4-2 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|24|pen.|88|pen.|}}<br>Superpornowat Farangbang {{goal|59||90||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[File:Worldwarscup.png|25px]] [[2013 World Wars Cup#Knockout Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Final]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|80||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 13, 2014
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[File:Generic_trophy.png|25px]] [[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup|Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|2-2 W<br>(3-1)
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|4||22||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 14, 2014
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[File:Generic_trophy.png|25px]] [[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup|Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|3-2 L
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|8||}}<br>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|90+||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 25, 2015
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|40||}}<br>Superpornowat {{goal|49||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 22, 2015
| {{team away|i}}
| align=center|[[Lark's Madness]]
| align=center|6-2 W
|<small>Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|14||51}}<br>Sex Tourist {{goal|19||25||43}} <br> Superpornowat {{goal|70||}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 23, 2015
| {{team away|w}}
| align=center|[[Lark's Madness]]
| align=center|7-5 L
|<small>Superpornowat {{goal|24||}} <br> Sex Tourist {{goal|29||115||}} <br> Couchsurfer Rapist {{goal|38}}<br> Desperate Weeaboo {{goal|64}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 17, 2019
| {{team away|i}}
| align=center|[[Babby Bowl 2019]]
| align=center|2-2 D<br>PK 5-4
|<small>Sex Tourist {{goal|75||85}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 17, 2019
| {{team away|block}}
| align=center|[[/block/ challenge]]
| align=center|0-3 L
|<small> </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 20, 2019
| {{team away|uma}}
| align=center|[[Test_Cup_V_19#Group_A|Test Cup V 19 Group Stage]]
| align=center|2-0 W
|<small>Rick Steves {{goal|4||67}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 21, 2019
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[Test_Cup_V_19#Group_A|Test Cup V 19 Group Stage]]
| align=center|0-1 L
|<small> </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| December 22, 2019
| {{team away|p}}
| align=center|[[Test_Cup_V_19#Group_A|Test Cup V 19 Group Stage]]
| align=center|1-1 D
|<small> Desperate Weeaboo {{goal|10}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 28, 2019
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[Test_Cup_V_19#Round_of_16|Test Cup V 19 Round of 16]]
| align=center|4-0 W
|<small>Rick Steves {{goal|3||24||77||80}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| December 29, 2019
| {{team away|tfh}}
| align=center|[[Test_Cup_V_19#Quarterfinals|Test Cup V 19 Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|1-2 L
|<small>Rick Steves {{goal|28}}</small>
|}</div>
<br>


==Player Statistics==
==Player Statistics==
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Only the official matches.
Only the official matches.
''Players in italics have retired from the team.''
''Players in italics have retired from the team.''
For more detailed statistics, see [[/trv/ Statistics]]


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{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 24%"
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!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Goals
!style="background:#191970;color:#FFB90F"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|Sex Tourist
|79
|-
|-
|Couchsurfer Rapist
|Couchsurfer Rapist
|63
|74
|-
|-
|Sex Tourist
|Real Traveller™
|59
|43
|-
|-
|''Superpornowat Farangbang''
|''Superpornowat Farangbang''
|25
|25
|-
|-
|Real Traveller™
|Chinese Tour Group
|16
|17
|-
|-
|Karl Pilkington
|Thai Ladyboy
|6
|-
|''Luke Skyscanner''
|6
|6
|-
|-
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|-
|Sex Tourist
|Sex Tourist
|31
|42
|-
|-
|Couchsurfer Rapist
|Couchsurfer Rapist
|29
|40
|-
|Real Traveller™
|32
|-
|-
|''Superpornowat Farangbang''
|''Superpornowat Farangbang''
|20
|20
|-
|-
|Real Traveller™
|Desperate Weeaboo
|17
|12
|-
|-
|Luke Skyscanner
|Thai Ladyboy
|8
|8
|-
|Karl Pilkington
|7
|-
|-
|}
|}
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|-
|-
|Darién Gap
|Darién Gap
|142
|218
|-
|-
|''Noobius Expedia''
|''Noobius Expedia''
|29
|29
|-
|Begpacker
|25
|-
|-
|''Light Packer''
|''Light Packer''
|22
|22
|-
|-
|Begpacker
|Is It Safe?
|14
|17
|-
|Izzit Safe
|6
|-
|-
|''>bumping on /trv/''
|''>bumping on /trv/''
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|-
|-
|Sex Tourist
|Sex Tourist
|17
|21
|-
|-
|Couchsurfer Rapist
|Couchsurfer Rapist
|16
|17
|-
|-
|Real Traveller™
|Real Traveller™
|4
|13
|-
|Chinese Tour Group
|5
|-
|-
|''Superpornowat Farangbang''
|''Superpornowat Farangbang''
|4
|4
|-
|Karl Pilkington
|1
|-
|-
|Izzit Safe
|Izzit Safe
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File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Wooden Spoon'''
File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Wooden Spoon'''
File:ABC19_Design_E.png|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Champions'''
File:ABC19_Design_E.png|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Champions'''
 
File:SBC20_Design_A.png|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]<br> '''Wooden Spoon'''


</gallery>
</gallery>
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File:ABC19_Design_E.png|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Team of the tournament'''
File:ABC19_Design_E.png|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Team of the tournament'''
File:ABC19_Design_E.png|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Most Improved Team'''
File:ABC19_Design_E.png|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Most Improved Team'''
File:ABC20_Design_F.png|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Best Goalhorn''': [https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY Africa (and the various board specific remixes)]
</gallery>
</gallery>


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File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Least Improved Team'''
File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> '''Least Improved Team'''
File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> {{tt|'''At least you tried'''|shared with /sp/}}
File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]<br> {{tt|'''At least you tried'''|shared with /sp/}}
File:WC20_Design_A.png|[[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]<br> '''At least you tried'''
</gallery>
</gallery>


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{{Achievement}}
{{Elite Tier}}
{{Champion|prev={{Year|2013|Winter|b}} {{team home|sp}}|season=Winter|year={{Year|2014|Winter|b}} (1st title)|next={{Year|2015|Winter|b}} {{team home|tg}}}}
{{Babby Tier}}
{{Champion|prev={{Year|2018|Autumn|b}} {{team home|pol}}|season=Autumn|year={{Year|2019|Autumn|b}} (1st title)|next={{Year|2020|Autumn|b}} {{team home|o}}}}
|}
{{Navbox /trv/}}
{{Navbox /trv/}}
{{Navbox Teams}}
{{Navbox Teams}}


[[Category:Official teams|trv]]
[[Category:Official teams|trv]]
[[Category:Autumn Babby Cup Champions|trv]]
[[Category:Winter Cup Champions|trv]]
[[Category:Winter Cup Champions|trv]]
[[Category:Fourth Founding|trv]]

Latest revision as of 12:55, 5 March 2024

/trv/
Circa Mundum
Trv logo.png
/trv/ - Travel
Founded Friday the 13th, July 2012
Owner Lonely Planet
IRL manager Mako !!mR8hXa6Fzpq
StellarOccultation
Team colors
Chat color FFB90F
Passport Gold
Ranking 18 (decrease 5)
Highest rank 1st (2nd March 2014)
Lowest rank 58th (9th June 2019)
Top scorer Sex Tourist (79)
Top assister Sex Tourist (42)
Captain Real Traveller™
Website /trv/ - Travel
Nickname The Wanderers, /trv/avelbros
Home ground Big Rig's Resort
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
56 29 47 132 42.42%
GF GA GD
285 261 +24
Biggest win
/trv/ Trv icon.png 8–3 W icon.png /w/
May 8, 2016
Biggest defeat
/x/ X icon.png 6–0 Trv icon.png /trv/
August 1, 2021
First match
/u/ U icon.png 0–3 Trv icon.png /trv/
July 20, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 1st, 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 15 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem I've Been Everywhere

Goal horn Africa
Sex Tourist Murray Head - One Night in Bangkok
Real Traveller™️ Brian Evans - I'm A Traveler
Karl Pilkington And Idiot Abroad Theme
I'm Trans If That Matters Netherlands gay
>whatarethewomenlike Pitbull - International Love
Kits
Home kit Trvkit1-2017sbc.png
Away kit Trvaway-2017sbc.png


/trv/ is the virtual football club of the 4chan board /trv/ - Travel, the Champions of the 2014 4chan Winter Cup.

Upcoming Events

/trv/ is currently set to compete in the 2024 4chan Summer Cup.

History

For pre-2021 history: /trv/ History

A distant "We're So Back" has been heard after the soul-crushing "It's So Over" of 2022. Chinese Tour Group and American "Tourist" became the strikers in the new 4-4-2 formation for the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup. First two matches /trv/ ran basically on an autopilot with near-zero managerial involvement. A shaky Thanos draw against /m/ was followed by a confident clean sheet win over /w/. All that was needed to advance was to not lose against /u/, a scary opponent. And our team surprised many, with Chinese ants scoring a hat trick and delivering a 3-1 victory. This momentum carried over to the Round of 16, where /trv/ blazed through the defenses of /gd/ on a 4-2 win, until finally crashing into a wall in Quarterfinals against /co/ who then became Spring champions. Tight marking of the Chinese Tour Group allowed /co/ to crush our attacking potential. A valiant effort was made, when being 0-1 down, to switch from 4-4-2 to 3-5-2, and an equalizer was found by American "Tourist". Unfortunately, the penalty kick series were not in our favour. Ukraine Travel Tips fumbled the last kick and ended the run. Despite that, /trv/ finally came back into elites.

In 2023 4chan Summer Cup /trv/ suddenly became the boogieman of the cup, acclaimed by many experts for its efficient playstyle. American "Tourist" left the secondary striker post for "I'm trans if that matters". /trv/ 9-pointed the group with a +8 GD (best group stage performance in /trv/'s history) with victories over /sci/, /c/ and /h/ (the latter while letting a silver CMF rest on the bench). And, as it usually happens, the team with such hype was swiftly destroyed in Round of 16 by /sp/ (2-4). The trans-chinese duo was shutdown by /sp/'s defence, and the two goals from midfielders were not enough. Still, things are looking promising and the team is getting ready for 2024.

Roster

For full roster see Main article: /trv/ Roster.

No. Position Player
995
  GK
Is it safe?
991
  LB
American "Tourist"
189
  CB
Begpacker
737
  CB
Post-Travel Depression
860
  RB
Sex Tourist
112
  DMF
Neckbeard TEFL
69
  CMF
Couchsurfer Rapist
956
  CMF
Digital Nomad
41
  AMF
Chinese Tour Group
527
  SS
Thai Ladyboy
37
  CF
Real Traveller™ Captain
No. Position Player
258
  GK
Darién Gap
409
  LB
Passport Bro
862
  LB
I'm trans, if that matters
67
  CB
whatarethewomenlike
990
  CB
>white woman >Dubai
71
  CB
>travelling with gf
41
  CB
[Place], Japan
999
  RB
A Cred's A Cred
478
  RB
Squat Toilet
965
  DMF
Desperate Weeaboo
665
  DMF
Gaza Travel Tips
642
  DMF
>hostel in your 30s

Match History

Cup Record

Event Finish
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted
2013 Winter Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated
2013 Spring Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted
2013 Summer Cup logo no border.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals
2014 Winter Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Winter Cup Champions
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2016 spring fetus logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Qualified
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16, promoted
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage, relegated
SBC17 Design Aq.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Qualified
SBC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals, promoted
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage, relegated
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
ABC19 Design Eq.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Qualified
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Champions
WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated
SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage, relegated
ABC20 Design Fq.png 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Qualified
ABC20 Design F.png 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarter finals, promoted
WC21 Design D.png 2021 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup Round of 32
WC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage, relegated
SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage, relegated
ABC22 Design Hq.png 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage
SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter finals, promoted
SC23 Design G1.png 2023 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16

Match History

For match record before 2024 and unofficial matches, see /trv/ Match History.

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 20, 2024 Vg icon.png /vg/ WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 30' Real Traveller™
Goal 38' Thai Ladyboy
Goal 82' Chinese Tour Group
January 26, 2024 Sp icon.png /sp/ WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup 0-1 L
January 28, 2024 I icon.png /i/ WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup 4-4 D Goal 8' Real Traveller™
Goal 14' Thai Ladyboy
Goal 59' Chinese Tour Group
Scored 90+0' Taking Requests
February 3, 2024 Pw icon.png /pw/ WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup 0-1 L

Player Statistics

Only the official matches. Players in italics have retired from the team. For more detailed statistics, see /trv/ Statistics

Top Goalscorers
Player Goals
Sex Tourist 79
Couchsurfer Rapist 74
Real Traveller™ 43
Superpornowat Farangbang 25
Chinese Tour Group 17
Thai Ladyboy 6
Top Assisters
Player Assists
Sex Tourist 42
Couchsurfer Rapist 40
Real Traveller™ 32
Superpornowat Farangbang 20
Desperate Weeaboo 12
Thai Ladyboy 8
GK Saves
Player Saves
Darién Gap 218
Noobius Expedia 29
Begpacker 25
Light Packer 22
Is It Safe? 17
>bumping on /trv/ 4
Man of the Match Awards
Player Awards
Sex Tourist 21
Couchsurfer Rapist 17
Real Traveller™ 13
Chinese Tour Group 5
Superpornowat Farangbang 4
Izzit Safe 1

Gallery

Honours

Trophies

Team Awards

Individual Awards

Circlejerking Awards

Dishonours

Downloads


Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
2013 /sp/ Sp icon.png
Winter Champions
2014 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2015 /tg/ Tg icon.png
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2018 /pol/ Pol icon.png
Autumn Champions
2019 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2020 /o/ O icon.png