/tv/ League II

/tv/ League II: The Sequel

Tournament details

Host board

/gate/

Dates

29-30 August, 5-6 September

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

/RBMK/

Runner-up

/sneed/

Third

/mst3k/

Fourth

/topgear/

Tournament statistics
Matches
Goals scored	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player	N/A
Yellow cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Red cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)

/tv/ League

/tv/ League II: The Sequel

/tv/ League III

/tv/ League II: THE SEQUEL will be the second PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the second /tv/ League champion. 16 teams will duke it out for the ultimate prize - the place on the team for a year!

Rules

Format

/tv/ league will be played using PES 2019
Team should consist of 23 players with 5 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGSS(S) where (S) is a benched Silver that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 4. The required number of GKs is 1
Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team
Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.

Team players

Stats: 99 for Golds, 88 for Silvers, 77 for Regulars/GKs
No Look Pass and Step On Skill are now trick cards along with all other trick cards described by the regular cup rules.
2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM Card for Silver
5 Skill cards for Golds, 4 for Silvers, 3 for normals, 2 for GKs
4 Trick cards for Golds, 3 for Silvers, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones

Height Rules

There are two options managers have for distributing team heights, named for their traditional colouring in height charts.

The "green" heights, giving more total height:
1. Six players of height exactly 194cm, with medals recieving a -5 nerf to all stats.
2. Five players of height exactly 185cm.
3. Six players of height exactly 180cm.
4. Six players of height exactly 175cm.
The "red" heights, giving bonuses to shorter nonmedal players:
1. Ten players which are either:
  1. Outfield players of height exactly 185cm.
  2. Goalkeepers of height exactly 189cm.
2. Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
3. Six players of height exactly 175cm, with non-medals receiving a +5 bonus to all stats.
The six players that are 175cm may be set to lower (155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
1. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.

#	Height Advantage	Total Height (cm)
6x	194cm	1164cm	Medal players in his category suffer -5 penalty to all stats
5x	185cm	925cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
6x	180cm	1080cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
	Total Height	4219cm

#	Stat Advantage	Total Height (cm)
10x	185cm	1850cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
7x	180cm	1260cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	Non-medal players in this category receive a +5 stat boost in all stats Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
	Total Height	4160cm

Sign Ups

Deadline: 20th of August

/lynch/ WHICH FUCKING DAY IS IT? Suule (talk) 23:27 12 August 2019(UTC)
/ss&m/ Happy Furry Monsters feeling Glad AxAndy (talk) 22:50, 11 August 2020 (UTC)
/gk/ POOLICE THAT MUSTACHE! Seigmann (talk) 00:27, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
/gate/ 📺 CHEVRON ONE, ENCODED! Potatotron (talk) 00:36, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
/topgear/ TONIGHT, /lynch/ wears a hat, /gk/ wears a hat, and /gate/ wears a hat Blinky (talk) 01:18, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
/sneed/ Well look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy new sequel tournament HarryEnfield (talk) 01:44, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
/trek/ Space...the final frontier Clingingmars (talk) 22:04, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
/chavo/ Fue sin querer queriendo Alexl7l (talk) 22:11, 13 August 2020 (UTC)
/bb/ We dunno when ITS ROBOT FIGHTING TIME Lazyturd (talk) 13:32, 14 August 2020 (UTC)
/mst3k/ Hoisting the trophy next Sunday, a.d. DrDtroit (talk) 20:14, 18 August 2020 (UTC)
/drive/ In and out, 5 minutes.Fapoleon (talk) 15:48, 19 August 2020 (UTC)
/mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL: THE OFFICERS' MESS TENT IS NOW CLOSED DUE TO NOT BEING SOCIALLY DISTANT TO HEART. THOSE WANTING TO 'CALL IN SICK' MUST PUT IN HEAVY THOUGHTS OR FACE WEARING A DUNCE MASK FOR 2 WEEKS!" MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 16:06, 20 August 2020 (UTC)

SAVES AND AESTHETICS

Save: Save v1.1 Aesthetics: Aesthetics v1.0 Midcups: Midcup 1

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/RBMK/	3	2	1	7	4	3	6
/sneed/	3	2	1	7	4	3	6
/gk/	3	1	2	5	6	-1	3
/gate/	3	1	2	2	7	-5	3

29 August 2020	/gate/	0–4	/gk/
17:00			17' Ray Person, Consumer of Ripped Fuel 62', 67', 81' 1st Lt. Nathaniel Fick	The Time Cube Attendance: 78

29 August 2020	/RBMK/	3–2	/sneed/
17:40	You're done 6', 89' Comrade Dyatlov 26'		41', 67' Chuck	The Time Cube Attendance: 83

30 August 2020	/gate/	2–1	/RBMK/
17:00	Goold Fucking Shits 38', 42'		5' Stronk Female Scientise	The Time Cube Attendance: 83

30 August 2020	/gk/	1–3	/sneed/
17:40	1st Lt. Nathaniel Fick 67' White Man's Gotta Rule the World 60'		12', 54' Formerly Chuck's 23' Sneed	Zuikaku Attendance: 84

5 September 2020	/RBMK/	3–0	/gk/
17:00

5 September 2020	/sneed/	2–0	/gate/
17:40	Formerly Chuck's 17', 60'		40' McKay	Racist Barn

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/lynch/	3	2	1	0	8	6	2	7
/chavo/	3	2	0	1	9	6	3	6
/bb/	3	0	2	1	8	11	-3	2
/tvx/	3	0	1	2	5	7	-2	1

29 August 2020	/tvx/	2–3	/lynch/
18:20	Dracula 54', 59' X Files Theme Starts Playing 64'		51' Naomi Watts 84' David Bowie 90+2' Bob	The Void Attendance: 86

29 August 2020	/bb/	3–6	/chavo/
19:00	Despacito Bracket 5', 28' HU GE 11'		17', 25', 50', 83' TA TA TA TA 37' El Chavo 49' Don Ramon 10' Don Ramon	Battle Royal Arena Attendance: 87

30 August 2020	/tvx/	2–2	/bb/
18:20	Dracula 59' Jason Vorhees 90+1'		81' Smacky Stick 90+4' HU GE 56' Yeti Smesh	The Void Attendance: 83

30 August 2020	/lynch/	2–1	/chavo/
19:00	Naomi Watts 6', 29'		51' Don Ramon 70' Bruja del 71	The Void Attendance: 80

5 September 2020	/bb/	3–3	/lynch/
18:20	Paul's 3 Giant Nuts 54', 83' HU GE 90+0'		24' Alvin Straight 38' Spencer 58' Agent Cooper	Battle Royal Arena

5 September 2020	/chavo/	2–1	/tvx/
19:00	Ñoño El Gordo 18' Una Tasa de Cafe 64' Satanas 46'		61' Dracula	Anf/i/eld

Group C

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/trek/	3	2	1	13	6	7	6
/mst3k/	3	2	1	7	7	0	6
/ss&m/	3	1	2	9	11	-2	3
/cops/	3	1	2	3	7	-4	3

29 August 2020	/trek/	1–2	/cops/
19:40	Porthosposting 67'		11', 90+2' Get on the Ground	Crypto Space Attendance: 87

29 August 2020	/mst3k/	3–2	/ss&m/
20:20	Mike Nelson 7', 22', 38'		36' Kermit the Frog 78' HmmmmMMMMmmmm 88' Kermit the Frog	The Void Attendance: 85

30 August 2020	/trek/	5–0	/mst3k/
19:40	drunk Bones 16', 60', 69' Porthosposting 87' Dukat did Nothing Wrong 90+2'		10' Keep Circulating the Tapes 31' Dr Forrester	The Time Cube Attendance: 85

30 August 2020	/cops/	1–3	/ss&m/
20:20 Note: /ss&m/'s Kermit the Frog is suspended for this match	Florida Man 81'		16', 60' Super Grover 74' Good Grief, The Comedian's A-Bear! 36' HI-YAH 81' Elmo	/pol/ in the High Castle Attendance: 37

5 September 2020	/mst3k/	4–0	/cops/
19:40	CROOOW 22', 62' Tom Servo 28' Mr. B Natural 77'		56' STOP RESISTING	The Void

5 September 2020	/ss&m/	4–7	/trek/
20:20	Kermit the Frog 30', 45+2' HmmmmMMMMmmmm 52' Stop Watching Muppets 84' Elmo 80'		3', 10', 69', 90+1' Dukat Did Nothing Wrong 26' Drinkin' Kanar with Damar 38' Muh 15 Gorillion 48' Drunk Bones	Legoland

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/starwars/	3	1	2	0	10	4	6	5
/topgear/	3	1	2	0	7	5	2	5
/drive/	3	0	2	1	3	5	-2	2
/mash/	3	0	2	1	6	12	-6	2

29 August 2020	/starwars/	1–1	/drive/
21:00	I Hate the Sand 81' I have a Bad Feeling about this 65'		90+1' 73 Chevy Malibu 88' Just a Stuntman	The Magical Realm Attendance: 85

29 August 2020	/topgear/	3–3	/mash/
21:40 Note: RIGGED	The Stigs Communist Cousin 25' Good News 49' POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR 64' H982 FKL 18'		12' Col. Potter 19' Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce 74' Maj. Sideny Freedman	Zuikaku Attendance: 84

30 August 2020	/starwars/	2–2	/topgear/
21:00	I Hate the Sand 16' Sheev Palpatine 43'		14' Bomb the Nurburgring 81' POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR	The Magical Realm Attendance: 87

30 August 2020	/drive/	2–2	/mash/
21:40	73 Chevy Malibu 62' Real Human Bean 78'		11' Col. Potter 43' Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce	Daytona Beach Attendance: 84

5 September 2020	/topgear/	2–0	/drive/
21:00	The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin 39' POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR 88' You Total Plumbsack 63'			Sports Park

5 September 2020	/mash/	1–7	/starwars/
21:40	Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce 66' Shot Over The Sea of Japan 56'		20', 76' Hello There 21', 31' Sheev Palpatine 57', 90+3' I Hate The Sand 79' Fives	Zuikaku

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

/RBMK/

1

/chavo/

0

/lynch/

1

/topgear/

3

/trek/

1

/sneed/

2

/starwars/

1

/mst3k/

2

Semi-finals

/RBMK/

3

/topgear/

1

/sneed/

3

/mst3k/

0

Final

/RBMK/

/sneed/

Third Place Match

/topgear/

/mst3k/

Quarter Finals

6 September 2020	/RBMK/	1–0 (a.e.t.)	/chavo/
17:00	Don't let them suffer 113' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 86'		48' El Chapulin 97' Solo Se Que No Se Nada 111' La Chilindrina	The Time Cube

6 September 2020	/lynch/	1–3	/topgear/
17:40	Horrible Lynchbaby 74'		40' Good News 49', 72' POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR	The Void

6 September 2020	/trek/	1–2	/sneed/
18:20	Porthosposting 22'		33' Formerly Chuck's 82' Chuck	Crypto Space

6 September 2020	/starwars/	1–2	/mst3k/
19:00	Allah Gold 42'		10', 22' Tom Servo	/pol/ in the High Castle

Semi Finals

6 September 2020	/RBMK/	3–1 (a.e.t.)	/topgear/
19:40	Don't let them suffer 45+2' It Wasn't True Communism 101' You're Done 110' Core-chan 58' It Wasn't True Communism 98'		22' POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR 100' That's Not Gone Well	The Time Cube

6 September 2020	/sneed/	3–0	/mst3k/
20:20	Sneed 7', 22' Chuck 66' City Slicker 24'			Racist Barn

Third Place Match

6 September 2020	/topgear/	2–4 (a.e.t.)	/mst3k/
21:00	The Stig's American Cousin 12' POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR 57' H982 FKL 43' I Am A Driving God 88'		20' Blast Hardcheese 53' CROOOOW 108', 119' Tom Servo	Anf/i/eld

Final

6 September 2020	/RBMK/	1–0	/sneed/
21:40	Comrade Dyatlov 26'			Anf/i/eld

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League II statistics

Final Rankings

/RBMK/
/sneed/
/mst3k/
/topgear/

/lynch/
/trek/
/chavo/
/starwars/

/gk/
/ss&m/
/cops/
/gate/

/drive/
/bb/
/mash/
/tvx/

Exports

Deadline: Tactical: 25th of August Aesthetic: 26th of August

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music DICK LAURENT IS DEAD

/sneed/ - Invitational 2

Tactical Chuck
Aesthetics Fuck
Music Suck

/gk/ - Invitational 3

Tactical MAKE NO MISTAKE. THERE. WILL. BE. NO. FUCK. UPS.
Aesthetics I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MOPING OR CRYING, MUSTASCHES GOTTA GO NOW
Music GOD DAMN IT RAY, NO COUNTRY MUSIC

/cops/ - Invitational 4

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music GET ON THE GROUND

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

/RBMK/ - Invitational 6

Tactical No plan B because we did everything right
Aesthetics
Music

/tvx/ - Invitational 7

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/ss&m/ - Invitational 8

Tactical - Life's like a movie
Aesthetics - Write your own ending
Music - Keep believing, keep pretending

/topgear/ - Invitational 9

Tactical: /tv/ league? How hard can it be?
Aesthetics: The GEOFF THRUST EAGLE I-HAMMER HEAD
Music: Music to drive to

/starwars/ - Invitational 10

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/bb/ - Invitational 11

Tactical A little work on the pits before sending the bot out
Aesthetics
Music CLANG CLANG CLANG

/drive/ - Invitational 12

/trek/ - Invitational 13

Tactical: PES, the final frontier...
Aesthetics
Music: It's continuing mission...Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD, STP, and LD posters.

/mash/ - Invitational 14

/gate/ - Invitational 15

Tactical Copy the last winner for a guaranteed cancellation by MGM
Aesthetics Found, 1 very damaged penis gun, I mean Zat
Music Rehashed bad guys? In MY SciFi show?

/chavo/ - Invitational 16

Tactical Y NO
Aesthetics TE DOY
Music OTRA NO MAS PORQUE

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