/u/

Girls Can Love Girls

/u/ - Yuri

Founded

July 15, 2012

Manager

Charlotte Scherzen

Owner

Lily Maria

IRL manager

Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap

Team colors

Chat color

E35496
Purist's Pink

Ranking

17 (

16)

Highest rank

1 (March 2018)

Lowest rank

48 (May 2013)

Top scorer

Akemi Homura (63)

Top assister

Purest Form of Love (22+)

Captain

Akkarin

Website

/u/ - Yuri

Nickname

/u/nicorns

Home ground

Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen

Historic performance

42	22	22			86				48.84%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
154	112	+42

Biggest win
/u/	4–0	/fit/
August 16, 2013

Biggest defeat
/u/	1–5	/mlp/
May 4, 2013

First match
/u/	0–3	/trv/
July 20, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	11 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result	Champions, Winter 2018
Babby Cup
Appearances	6 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Third place, Autumn 2016

Team music

Anthem	Pastel Pure
Victory Anthem	Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic

Goal horn	Agony
Homucifer	Magia
Nanofate	Secret Ambition

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit
Eighth kit
Ninth kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2018 4chan Summer Cup: Being defending champs is suffering

The /u/nicorns arrived at the 2018 4chan Summer Cup with a title to defend, unfortunely they just got out of six months of non stop celebratory lesbian orgies and turned up on the pitch utterly shitfaced. Grouped with the familiar company of /gd/, /r9k/ and /ck/ in Group A, the team made an underwhelming showing, losing 2-3 to /ck/, 1-3 to /gd/ and lastly 3-4 to /r9k/ in a choke festival, eventually earning the spoon along their stop-free trip down to the babbies.

Now the team has some serious soul searching to do for the upcoming 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters

No.

Position

Player

77

	GK

Madokami

8

	CB

Goggles

18

	CB

Onee-sama

5

	CB

Science Babies

0

	DMF

Macarons

1

	CMF

Akkarin

14

	LMF

Yuri Fairy of Mutual Respect

7

	RMF

Feito-chan

69

	AMF

Purest Form Of Love

6

	SS

BEFRIENDING

666

	CF

Homucifer

No.

Position

Player

82

	CB

Low Impact Consensual Cuddling

2

	CB

How Two Girls Have Sex In a Tent

∞

	DMF

Incest Receiver

33

	DMF

Pussy Whisperer

66

	DMF

Bananice

3

	DMF

Being Yaya is suffering

22

	DMF

But We're Both Girls

1

	CMF

Abababababa

43

	CMF

Yamada's Sprout

◇

	CMF

Alien From Black Lizard Planet

9

	CMF

Are You a Lolicon?

39

	CMF

Black Sunshine

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	>4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Quaterfinal curse broken
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	1	2	3rd place	Promoted
2017 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	1	Group stage	Relegated
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	1	2	Ro16	Promoted
2017 4chan Summer Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	>TWO FINALS LOST
2018 4chan Winter Cup	6	0	1	Champions	AT LAST
2018 4chan Summer Cup	0	0	3	>32nd	Relegated with the spoon

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 17, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G	3-0 W	Akkarin 15' Feito-chan 21' Derpy Hooves 86'
February 23, 2018	/his/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G	2-1 W	Feito-chan 26' Akkarin 50'
February 25, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group G	0-1 L
March 3, 2018	/co/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Low Impact Consensual Cuddling 90+1' Befriending 96'
March 4, 2018	/sci/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-0 W	Akkarin 23' Homucifer 63', 77'
March 4, 2018	/n/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	2-0 W	Homucifer 104' Feito-chan 111'
March 4, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Final	3-3 (10-9 PK) W	Homucifer 36' Purest Form of Love 79', 94'
July 27, 2018	/ck/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group A	2-3 L	Befriending 50' Akkarin 77'
July 29, 2018	/gd/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group A	1-3 L	Homucifer 87'
August 4, 2018	/r9k/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group A	3-4 L	Befriending 5' Homucifer 58', 76'

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 14, 2018	/y/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	6-2 W	Are You a Lolicon? 21' Akkarin 29' Science Babies 44', 90+6' Purest Form Of Love 88' Goggles 90+0'
July 7, 2018	/e/	Stupor Cup 5	5-1 W	Homucifer 57', 65', 82' Purest Form Of Love 61' Akkarin 90+2'

Goalscoring Hall of Fame

Player	As Non Medal	As Bronze Medal	As Silver Medal	As Gold Medal
Homucifer	-	-	7	56
Purest Form of Love	-	-	0	32
Teru Time	0	1	20	-
Akkarin	0	1	16	-
Befriending	2	2	2	-
Feito-chan	1	3	-	-
Black Sunshine	2	-	-	-
Metall/u/rgy	2	-	-	-
Fingering For World Peace	2	-	-	-
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling	1	-	-	-
Macarons	1	-	-	-
Kuma Shock	1	-	-	-
Ayayayaya	1	-	-	-
Erica Hartmann	0	1	-	-
Own goal	1	0	-	-

Honors

Team

Weeabowl: Champions
2018 4chan Winter Cup: Champions

Individual

2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer

Rivalries

/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl	/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.
1-0-0

/c/ - The Purity Derby	Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.
2-2-0

/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl	Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.
1-0-1

/lit/ - The Classyb Owl	A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.
0-1-0

Mascot

	Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.
Sealdoka