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Brace yourselves for freedom.

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In Burger We Trust
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776 Manager Barack HUSSIEN obama Owner Our greatest allies IRL manager CollieBro Feedback Team colors Chat color FF0000 Freedom Red Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+) Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+) Captain Captain America Website /usa/ - United States Of America Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /usa/  3–0 File:Germany icon.png /germany/ Biggest defeat /usa/  0–2,996 File:Islam icon.png /islam/ 9/11 NEVER FORGET First match /usa/  1–0 File:England icon.png /england/ July 4, 1776
Team music
Anthem I BELIEVE Goal horn The Warrior Song Alternate goal horn Donald Trump goalhorn Alternate goal horn Victory
Kits

Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Export

Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK BUILD WALL #   LB Tom Brady #   CB Burgers #   CB John F. Kennedy #   RB Greatest Ally #   DMF Bald Eagle #   CMF Captain America #   AMF Freedom Ain't free. :DD #   AMF Donald Trump #   SS Andrew Jackson #   CF 2x World War Champs

No. Position Player #   GK Hope Solo #   LB Nuke 'em #   CB McDonalds #   CB Iraq Was Asking For it #   CB Chuck Norris #   RB The Original Brexit #   DMF Michael Bay #   DMF Miracle On Ice #   CMF Stephen Colbert #   CMF Ron Swanson #   SS Most American Gif #   SS Clint Dempsey

Roster Description

Player	Description
2x World War Champs	We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
Andrew Jackson	Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
Donald Trump	MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Freedom Ain't free. :DD	The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
Captain America	The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
Bald Eagle	The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the midfield with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
Greatest Ally	Greatest ally, where is burger?
John F. Kennedy	Press F to pay respects.
Burgers	America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
Tom Brady	What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my four rings.
BUILD WALL	You have to go back.
Clint Dempsey	He doesn't just believe that we will win. He will make it happen.
Most American Gif	Google it. You won't be disappointed!
Ron Swanson	History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
Stephen Colbert	Stephen Colbert is America, and so can you!
Miracle On Ice	Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
Michael Bay	Say what you will about his movies, at least he knows how to make the best explosions. And really, what else do you need?
The Original Brexit	>britbongs STILL mad
Chuck Norris	The cup hasn't even started and Chuck's already holding the trophy.
Iraq Was Asking For It	Talk shit, get hit.
McDonalds	This fast food chain is so good we decided to share it with the rest of the world. Aren't you glad we did?
Nuke 'em	It worked for Japan, why not try it against ISIS? I bet they'd shut up real quick.
Hope Solo	Please, for the good of everyone here, don't post it. You know what I'm talking about.