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|date= May 2012
|date= May 2012
|manager= King of All Cosmos
|manager= King of All Cosmos
|irl={{anonymous|tech|!!rb+zz19X9Cq}}<br>{{anonymous|Reso|!!q9PyzmIBtiU}}<br>{{anonymous| Zilyana|!!t8bvo456WNa}}
|irl={{Anonymous|BigOlBrainlet|!!FdkNaxmlSdM}}<br>{{Anonymous|Reso|!!q9PyzmIBtiU}}<br>{{Anonymous|Streak}}
|color1= 000b60
|color1= 000b60
|color2= ffffff
|color2= ffffff
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|bgcolor=000b60
|bgcolor=000b60
|txtcolor=ffffff
|txtcolor=ffffff
|ranking= 5th <small>({{increase|2}})</small>
|ranking= 28 <small>({{increase|2}})</small>
|high_ranking= 1st
|high_ranking= 1st
|high_date= August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019
|high_date= August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019
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|low_date= November 2013-March 2014, March 2016
|low_date= November 2013-March 2014, March 2016
|scorer=Git Gud
|scorer=Git Gud
|goals=42
|goals=66
|assister=Git Gud
|assister=Git Gud
|assists=29
|assists=36
|captain=Git Gud
|captain=Git Gud
|w=45
|w=64
|d=13
|d=17
|l=46
|l=61
|gf=180
|gf=251
|ga=180
|ga=244
|win_home=vg
|win_home=vg
|win_away=y
|win_away=y
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|first_score_away=0
|first_score_away=0
|first_date=May 26, 2012
|first_date=May 26, 2012
|elite_cup_appearances={{tt|9|10 soon ;)}}
|elite_cup_appearances=13
|first_elite_appearance=[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|first_elite_appearance=[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]
|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_elite_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_elite_cup=[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_cup=[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]
|babby_cup_appearances=10
|babby_cup_appearances=11
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|first_babby_appearance=[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd</span>'''
|best_babby_result='''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|best_babby_cup=[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|best_babby_cup=[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|hex= 000B60
|hex= 000B60
|color= Navy Blue
|color= Navy Blue
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XBlBPtQW6g&t=41s
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OirAjfuzE
|a_title=Into Free -Dangan-<br /><small>Dragon's Dogma</small>
|a_title=The Next Door<br>~Indestructible~<br /><small>Street Fighter IV</small>
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
|altanthem1_title=Baba Yetu<br/><small>Civilization IV</small>
|altanthem1_title=Baba Yetu<br/><small>Civilization IV</small>
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtyvh-DeQYs
|gh_title=Funky Dealer<br /><small>Jet Set Radio Future</small>
|gh_title=XCOM UFO Defense Intro Metal Remix<br /><small>XCOM: UFO Defense</small>
|altgh2_what=NAGA RAIDAAAAA goal horn
|altgh1_what=Comeback Goal Horn
|altgh2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2EbIU2dpI
|altgh1_title=Unlimited Justice<br /><small>Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney</small>
|altgh2_title=Dance Macabre <br /><small>Indivisible</small>
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3fKa8Eg9l4
|nickname= The Generals
|nickname= The Generals
|kithome=Vghome-2017sc.png
|kithome=Vghome-2017sc.png
|kitaway=Vgaway-2017sc.png
|kitaway=Vgaway-2017sc.png
|home_ground=Deep Divegrass
|kitgk=Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
|kit3=Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png
|home_ground={{tt|Dyeep Spyace Nyine|Stadium of /kot/ - Kot}}
}}
}}
Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, '''/vg/''' has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and {{tt|gay fucking shit|circlejerking, tripfagging, avatarfagging, discord boogeymen}}. Sometimes all three at once.
Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, '''/vg/''' has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and {{tt|gay fucking shit|circlejerking, tripfagging, avatarfagging, discord boogeymen}}. Sometimes all three at once.
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{{sq start vg}}
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{{sq player |bg=start |no=22 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|wtg}} {{tt|DUCE DUCE DUCE|Let's discuss this over a round of pasta}}}}  
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{{sq player |bg=start |no=11 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|smtg}} Jack Frost}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=98 |pos=LMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:indie icon.png|25px]] Niko a Cute}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=8 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|gig}} Fuck Jeannies [[File:Gig klee.png|25px]]}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=8 |pos=RMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:dng icon.png|25px]] Blaster ;(}}
{{sq player |bg=start |no=8 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vn}} {{tt|Holy Fucking Kino|AAAAAAAAA UGHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEE MMMHHGGHHH AAIEE FUCCCK TRACE ON TRACE OFF TRACE ON HHGGGGGGYUGHHH GUHHHH MMMNNGHH HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}} [[File:Vn_KINO.jpg|25px]]}}
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{{sq player |bg=silver |no=15 |pos=AMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|ddlc}} Just Monika & Naki}}
{{sq player |bg=silver |no=13 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:wtg icon.png|25px]] DUCE DUCE DUCE}}
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{{sq player |bg=gold |no=99 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:vg icon.png|25px]] Git Gud {{captain}} }}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=99 |pos=SS |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vg}} Git Gud [[File:GitGud.gif|25px]] {{captain}}}}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=2 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:ssbg icon.png|25px]] Bigley {{vice-captain}} }}
{{sq player |bg=gold |no=10 |pos=CF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|2hug}} Pls Rember [[File:2hug_icon.png|25px]] {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq mid vg}}
{{sq mid vg}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=[[File:hanny icon.png|25px]] Mankograbber}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|xgg}} {{tt|DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE|Rex - Xenoblade Chronicles 2}} [[File:rex_x.png|25px]]}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=[[File:trg icon.png|25px]] *opens your door*}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=RB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|lcg}} {{tt|Bongbong|A survivor of L Corp. Bongbong equipped herself with an E.G.O. stolen from Latin X after killing him in her first match, trying to ignore the mariachi music constantly playing in her head until she scores a goal.}} [[File:Librarybongracism.png|25px]]}}
{{sq player |no=84 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=[[File:drg icon.png|25px]] Hope}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|kfg}} Defeat the (Other) Horses!}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=[[File:revue icon.png|25px]] Famous Pedo Tendou Maya}}
{{sq player |no=IX |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|twg}} wegh}}
{{sq player |no=67 |pos=CB |ptype=1 |name=[[File:gbpen icon.png|25px]] Are you Fully Devoted?}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|indie}} YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:r6g icon.png|25px]] Social Cues}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|fgog}} {{tt|ONE RADIANCE THING|When the heart of an ancient world eating alien asks to fuck in a tent, you're not gonna say no, right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:mcg icon.png|25px]] Autism}}
{{sq player |no=32 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|utg}} {{tt|Toby is a HACK|Annoying Dog}} [[File:UTG_toby.gif|25px]]}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:vitagen icon.png|25px]] High Impact Sexual Violence}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|nikg}} {{tt|Babu|One of the strongest Nikkes in the game, but with the mind of an infant. The only thing she remembers is her love for Shikicum and mowing enemies down with her shoulder-mounted LMG.}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=LMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:dbg icon.png|25px]] Gogeta Da}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=DMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|nepgen}} Rapesty [[File:Abababa.gif|25px]]}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LMF |ptype=1 |name=[[File:mjg icon.png|25px]] Nyagger}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vrg}} {{tt|30 Yr Old VR Boomer| *sip* Yep, my first VR headset was a Virtual Boy, they just don't make 'em like they used to...}} [[File:Boomer_Portrait.png|25px]]}}
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{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|vgt}} {{tt|{{greentext|sport mode}}|Enjoy getting punted by third worlders? Boy do I have the mode for you!}} [[File:Vgti alf.png|25px]]}}
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{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CMF |ptype=1 |name={{badgeicon|bag}} {{tt|ATSUI|Hoshino}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


=== [[/vg/ League]] ===
=== [[/vg/ League]] ===
Since the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top four teams in the League. So far, thirteen incarnations of the /vg/ League have been completed with a fourteenth set to begin soon.
Since the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, [[List of /vg/ League champions|go here]].
 
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
|-
!style="background:#789922;color:#FFFFFF"| Full Results
!style="background:#E0C068;color:#000000"| Winner
!style="background:#BFBFBF;color:#000000"| 2nd Place
!style="background:#D3A890;color:#000000"| 3rd Place
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 1]]
|{{team away|dsg}}
|{{team away|acg}}
|{{team away|fgg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 2]]
|{{team away|dng}}
|{{team away|pdg}}
|{{team away|npg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 3]]
|{{team away|5N@F}}
|{{team away|wtg}}
|{{team away|twg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 4]]
|{{team away|dng}}
|{{team away|hsg}}
|{{team away|rsg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 5]]
|{{team away|ffg}}
|{{team away|ksg}}
|{{team away|kspg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 6]]
|{{team away|twg}}
|{{team away|xcg}}
|{{team away|rsg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 7]]
|{{team away|ddg}}
|{{team away|xcg}}
|{{team away|hsg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 8]]
|{{team away|llsifg}}
|{{team away|lzg}}
|{{team away|gsg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 9]]
|{{team away|aog}}
|{{team away|gsg}}
|{{team away|vitagen}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League X]]
|{{team away|vrg}}
|{{team away|fgg}}
|{{team away|drg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 11]]
|{{team away|dbg}}
|{{team away|fgog}}
|{{team away|civ4xg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 12]]
|{{team away|dbg}}
|{{team away|nepgen}}
|{{team away|digi}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 13]]
|{{team away|lzg}}
|{{team away|drg}}
|{{team away|vrg}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|[[/vg/ League 14]]
|{{team away|ssbg}}
|{{team away|wtg}}
|{{team away|lzg}}
|}


== Match History ==
== Match History ==
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!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#000B60;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 18, 2020
| {{team away|x}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/vg/ v /x/|2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| 1&ndash;1 D
|<small>Git Gud {{goal|63}}
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 24, 2020
| {{team away|co}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/co/ v /vg/|2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| 3&ndash;3 D
|<small>NAGA RAIDAAAAA {{goal|6}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|29||63}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 26, 2020
| {{team away|v}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/vg/ v /v/|2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| 0&ndash;0 D
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 1, 2020
| October 13, 2023
| {{team away|biz}}
| {{team away|b}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#/biz/ v /vg/|2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers_Group_A#/vg/_v_/b/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 4&ndash;1 W
| 5&ndash;3 W
| <small>HOPE {{goal|18||52}}<br>NAGA RAIDAAAAA {{goal|25||83}}</small>
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|2||17||74}}<br>DANTEEEEHHHHHH {{goal|40||85}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 14, 2023
| {{team away|mlp}}
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers_Group_A#/vg/_v_/mlp/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 3&ndash;2 W
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|21||43}}<br>DANTEEEEHHHHHH {{goal|67}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 15, 2023
| {{team away|pol}}
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers_Group_A#/pol/_v_/vg/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 2&ndash;0 W
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|69}}<br>Clown (as CMF) {{goal|88}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 2, 2020
| October 28, 2023
| {{team away|jp}}
| {{team away|vm}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#/jp/ v /vg/|2020 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_E#/vm/_v_/vg/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 1&ndash;0 W
| 2&ndash;0 W
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|89}}
| <small>DANTEEEEHHHHHH {{goal|26}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|60}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 3, 2023
| {{team away|f}}
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_E#/vg/_v_/f/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 1&ndash;2 L
| <small>DANTEEEEHHHHHH {{goal|84}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 2, 2020
| November 5, 2023
| {{team away|out}}
| {{team away|v}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#/vg/ v /out/|2020 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals]]
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_E#/v/_v_/vg/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 2&ndash;1 W
| 2&ndash;1 W
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|25}}<br>HOPE {{goal|62}}
| <small>S U P R E M E {{goal|59||90+0}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 2, 2020
| November 11, 2023
| {{team away|pol}}
| {{team away|biz}}
| [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Final]]
| [[2023_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_knockout_stage#/biz/_v_/vg/|2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]
| 0&ndash;2 L
| 2&ndash;3 L
|  
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|24||76}}
|}
|}


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!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
!style="background:#A200AB;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
| March 13, 2020
| January 10, 2022
| {{team away|vr}}
| {{team away|vp}}
| [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies#March 13th|2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 1&ndash;2 L
| <small>I'm Going to Alice! {{goal|50}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 1, 2022
| {{team away|vt}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 1&ndash;3 L
| 1&ndash;3 L
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|3}}
| <small>I'm Going to Alice! {{goal|41}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 11, 2022
| {{team away|trash}}
| Garbage Week
| 12&ndash;0 W
| <small>fumika xD {{goal|8||45+3}}<br>Nyagger {{goal|13||33||39||43||77||82}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|17||59||90+2}}<br>[Your Team] DOESN'T COUNT {{goal|88}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
| March 15, 2020
| February 15, 2022
| {{team away|vr}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 1&ndash;2 L
| <small>[BIG SHOT] {{goal|76}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 21, 2022
| {{team away|vrpg}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 4&ndash;1 W
| <small>fumika xD {{goal|8||15}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|35}}<br>Nyagger {{goal|84}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 14, 2022
| {{team away|vp}}
| {{team away|vp}}
| [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies#March 15th|2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 1&ndash;2 L
| 2&ndash;0 W
| <small>HOPE {{goal|86}}</small>
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|18}}<br>Nyagger {{goal|68}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 28, 2022
| {{team away|vrpg}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 2&ndash;4 L
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|19}}<br>fumika xD {{goal|41}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 4, 2022
| {{team away|vr}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 1&ndash;3 L
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|88}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
| March 21, 2020
| April 18, 2022
| {{team away|c}}
| {{team away|vt}}
| [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies#March 21st|2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 2&ndash;1 W
| 2&ndash;1 W
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|19||88}}
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|34||75}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 9, 2022
| {{team away|v}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 1&ndash;2 W
| <small>Nyagger {{goal|51}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 16, 2022
| {{team away|vm}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 6&ndash;1 W
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|4||23||43}}<br>Finally, A Break {{goal|39}}<br>fumika xD {{goal|59||79}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 6, 2022
| {{team away|vst}}
| [[Weekly Divegrass]]
| 6&ndash;1 W
| <small>Finally, A Break {{goal|14||49||67}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|27||34||90+3}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 16, 2022
| {{team away|w}}
| [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 2&ndash;2 W<br>(2&ndash;1 PK)
| <small>Git Gud {{goal|34}}<br>ZERO SANITY {{goal|59}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 30, 2022
| {{team away|d}}
| [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 2&ndash;1 W
| <small>Sisterfucker {{goal|4}}<br>Git Gud {{goal|56}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 2, 2022
| {{team away|ck}}
| [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 1&ndash;1 L<br>(3&ndash;4 PK)
| <small>Basement Bubba {{goal|17}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 14, 2023
| {{team away|h}}
| [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 3&ndash;2 W
| <small>wegh {{goal|38||60||86}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 16, 2023
| {{team away|v}}
| [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 0&ndash;4 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 22, 2023
| {{team away|vmg}}
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 1&ndash;1 L <br> (3-4 PK)
| <small>wegh {{goal|32}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 23, 2023
| {{team away|a}}
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 3&ndash;3 L <br> (2-4 PK)
| <small>wegh {{goal|18}} <br> Git Gud {{goal|26||61}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 24, 2023
| {{team away|vt}}
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 3&ndash;3 L <br> (3-4 PK)
| <small>ZERO SANITY {{goal|10||18}} <br> Fuck Jeannies {{goal|65}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 2, 2023
| {{team away|vt}}
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| 1&ndash;0 W
| <small>wegh {{goal|30}}
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| +3
| +3
| 2nd
| 2nd
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| [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
| 1-1-2
| 4
| 4
| 0
| 11th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 2-0-2
| 7
| 6
| +1
| 11th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
| 1-0-2
| 4
| 6
| -2
| 47th (tied)
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2022 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 0-0-3
| 3
| 6
| -3
| 32nd
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| 2-1-1
| 6
| 5
| +1
| 18th
|-bgcolor="e0c068"
| [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 7-0-0
| 24
| 15
| +9
| 1st
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
| 0-1-2
| 2
| 7
| -5
| 29th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
| [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
| y
| 1-1-1
| u
| 4
| r
| 4
| i
| 0
| nigger lol
| 20th
|-bgcolor="e0c068"
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 3-0-0
| 10
| 5
| +5
| 1st
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| [[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
| 2-0-2
| 7
| 6
| +1
| 11th
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| Cup Matches
| Cup Matches
| {{tt|40-11-38|originally 42-11-40; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|59-17-53|originally 60-17-55; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|163|originally 165; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|237|originally 239; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|153|originally 159; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|220|originally 226; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+10|originally +6; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+17|originally +13; three matches stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{greentext|win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%}}
| {{greentext|win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%}}
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|-bgcolor="808080"
| Unofficial Matches
| Unofficial Matches
| 19-3-27
| 24-5-41
| 114
| 152
| 116
| 159
| -2
| -7
| {{greentext|implying invitationals matter}}
| {{greentext|implying invitationals matter}}
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| Total
| Total
| {{tt|45-13-46|originally 47-13-48; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|64-17-61|originally 66-17-63; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|180|originally 185; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|251|originally 256; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|180|originally 188; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|244|originally 252; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|0|originally -3; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| {{tt|+7|originally +4; four matches (two wins and two losses) stricken from records due to Dragongate and post-2015 Winter Cup dramu}}
| Updated to last match(es), played on February 2, 2020
| Updated to last match, played on November 11, 2023
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|description = Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?
|description = Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?


To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 4 official matches, with [[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|both of]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|their wins]] coming in friendlies. However, [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group D#/v/ v /v/|/vg/'s lone win in the series]] came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. An [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies|unofficial friendly match]] was played between the two before the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], with /v/ winning 1–0, and both teams have met three times in [[Vidya Bowl|each of the]] [[Vidya Bowl II|two Vidya Bowls]]. The fourth official Vidya Bowl came in the [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group B#/vg/ v /v/|2017 4chan Summer Cup group stage]], three years to the last. /v/ got another early lead, but unfortunately /vg/ could not turn same magic they did long ago and only got an equalizer, which ended up being the difference between relegation and advancement. Of course, both teams went and completely shat the bed following their relegation.<br>Since the last Vidya Derby, one of us has been C H A M P, and it wasn't the big brother. Regardless, any future meetings WILL be {{greentext|fun}}. Actually, wait, no, [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/vg/ v /v/|the last one wasn't.]]
To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with [[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|both of]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|their wins]] coming in friendlies. However, [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group D#/v/ v /v/|/vg/'s lone win in the series]] came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/vg/ v /v/|2020 4chan Winter Cup]], /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final.<br>Since the last Vidya Derby, /v/ finally won [[2022 4chan Summer Cup|an Elite Cup]], meaning both teams have been the undisputed Elite Champion at some point in time and also /vg/ won a babby. Now more than ever, any future meetings WILL be {{greentext|fun}}. We can only hope.
|vsrecord    = {{tt|1-2-2|3-2-9 including unofficial matches}}
|vsrecord    = {{tt|2-2-2|4-2-9 including unofficial matches}}
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[[/vg/ History|Previous history here]]
[[/vg/ History|Previous history here]]


* [[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]
* [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
The group draw placed /vg/ with a [[/co/]] coming off its first ever elite knockout win, an [[/x/]] that once again barely scraped by a Babby group, and [[/v/|the big brother]]. The first match was against /x/, who /vg/ had played [[2014 4chan Summer Cup knockout stage#Third place match|exactly once]] before. After an entire half of offensive ineptitude on /vg/'s end, /x/ scored the first goal through Cthulhu; a very quick rebound-goal answer by Git Gud and new goalkeeper BANE? saving many /x/ attempts kept it 1&ndash;1 despite /vg/ missing multiple great attempts. Next up was /co/, who, once again, /vg/ had played [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group G#/vg/ v /co/|exactly once ever]]. Fortunately, things seemed to be going much better this time, as NAGA RAIDAAAAAA introduced himself in six minutes and through the 63rd minute, it was 3&ndash;1 /vg/ with /co/'s only goal being in extremely late stoppage time. Unfortunately, /vg/ blew a 3&ndash;1 lead, letting Hope Corgi and /co/lette steal a point from them with a 3&ndash;3 draw. This did make it clear what /vg/ had to do to advance, however: Beat /v/. Who had just lost their previous match 0&ndash;6, proving themselves the joke that never stops being funny. Simple enough, right? Of course not. The latest Vidya Bowl was an even bigger disappointment than [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group B#/vg/ v /v/|the last one]], and although /vg/ were the better team, it wasn't anywhere near enough to save the match from {{tt|becoming the only 0&ndash;0 draw of the entire cup|and being run back with Golden Spoon settings on Garbage Day, to the tune of a 35-20 /v/ win}}. /vg/ finished their group stage with three draws, and normally this would mean they would be looking at a [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring Babby Cup]] on a [[PES 2019|new PES]]. Suffice to say, this was not a normal group. /co/ got their own 2&ndash;0 lead against /x/ in the final match, and all seemed lost for /vg/. Then /x/ woke the fuck up, Goatman and /x/-tan scoring two each, and in thirty minutes /co/ had went from top of the group to dead in the water. By, almost literally, the grace of God, /vg/ remained ELITE despite multiple things going against them. [[2018 4chan Summer Cup Group E|Sounds familiar, huh?]] They also joined the likes of [[/toy/]] and [[/jp/]] as teams that advanced from a group stage without a single win.
Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was [[/out/]] failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H]]. On the schedule were [[/an/]] coming down from [[2022 4chan Summer Cup Group A|the previous Elite]], [[/wsg/]] staying in Babby purgatory, and [[/mu/]] from an [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B|ass-clenching Fetus promotion]]. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4&ndash;3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4&ndash;2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3&ndash;2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.
 
Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... [[/t/]]. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1&ndash;1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6&ndash;5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3&ndash;2 victory for /vg/ and their [[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Final|first final appearance since Summer 2018]].


Entering the knockout stage, /vg/'s questionable group stage performance led several to dismiss their chances of going anywhere (SOUNDS FAMILIAR), and it didn't help that their opponent was /biz/, a team that had [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Group B#/biz/ v /mlp/|just relegated the biggest team in the Cup]]. Intense memeing arose about whether /vg/ would "throw" again. And then once the match actually started, those memeing were quickly forced to shut the fuck up as finally-a-medal HOPE and Naga made the score 2&ndash;0 /vg/ at halftime and 3&ndash;0 shortly after. /biz/'s miracle corner goal failed to stop a complete slaughter, 4&ndash;1 to /vg/, and just like that /vg/ were back in the final day, the fourth in their last five cups. And since the Summer of '18 parallels couldn't stop, /vg/ were once again playing /jp/ in the quarterfinals. Far from being a blowout, though, it was /jp/ who controlled most of the match. But like /x/ before them, they failed to get anything past BANE?, and Git Gud finally got gud again at the 89th minute. /vg/ won 1&ndash;0, and were officially guaranteed at worst their fourth TOP FOUR finish in the last five cups. So who was up next? Why, it was [[/out/]], at last a fresh opponent, and one whose lead striker was a pissed-off Smokey the Bear. /vg/ scored first through still-gud Git Gud, and managed to reduce a formidable /out/ attack to nearly nothing. Anon's Happy Floote, Smokey's partner in crime, equalized quickly after halftime, but HOPE scored his third goal of the cup and saw /vg/ through to the [[2020 4chan Winter Cup Final]] on a 2&ndash;1 victory. So what did they do against their next opponent, new {{tt|"""""""""""""""rivals"""""""""""""""|board league rivalries LMAO}} (and also fresh opposition) [[/pol/]]?
/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and [[/vm/|all the other]] [[/vrpg/|vidya boards]] [[/vst/|playing in Autumn]], had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3&ndash;0 victory, concluding a {{tt|perfect|thanks for those Mickey Mouse ears, /t/}} cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary [[/lgbt/]] of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.


Nothing. It didn't even take ten minutes for /vg/ to turn back into a pumpkin, and the President of the United States added insult to injury by scoring as a nonmedal. /vg/ were nowhere to be found the entire match, and it ended in a 0&ndash;2 defeat to /pol/. /vg/ had completed their Elite medal collection, but even the fact that /pol/ were clearly superior and it was very quickly over could not stop this final from being painful. BANE? won the Golden Glove, his stats padded by a never-ending blitzkrieg, and /vg/ can still take solace in being ELITE and continuing on from two of the most insanely good back-to-back calendar years in the Cup's history by making a final. Hopefully, the coming Summer Cup is just as good. [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|Or better.]]
* Pre-[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
The [[/vg/ League 19]] happened. [[/twg/]] won it. [[/akg/]] didn't win it, but came in second. [[/gig/]] and [[/pmmm/]] played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.


* Pre-[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
* [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
Prior to the [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], /vg/ played [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup|three friendlies]], losing {{tt|1&ndash;3|lol three free kicks}} and {{tt|1&ndash;2|lol losing to a wrong export}} to fellow /v/ offspring /vr/ and /vp/ before taking a 2&ndash;1 win over /c/.
We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)


[[/vg/ League 14|This VGL]]'s winner is... [[/ssbg/]]! [[/wtg/]] claimed second place, again, and [[/lzg/]] followed up their championship run with a Third Place Trophy and a Golden Boot. [[/2hug/]]'s goalkeeper broke the saves record and her team <s>intentionally</s> lost the third place match in benuldies to secure her spot as /vg/'s Summer 2020 goalkeeper.
* Pre-[[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty


* [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
* [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
Stop Losing Finals.
We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately


== Honors ==
== Honors ==
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File:2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''4th Place'''
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''4th Place'''
File:2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''{{tt|Worst Manager|for DeMessi}}''' <br> '''''At least you tried'''''
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''{{tt|Worst Manager|for DeMessi}}''' <br> '''''At least you tried'''''
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br> '''Most Improved'''
2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br> '''Most Improved'''
File:2015 Spring Cup Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''{{tt|Worst Manager|for DeMessi AGAIN}}'''
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''{{tt|Worst Manager|for DeMessi AGAIN}}'''
File:SC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br> '''{{tt|Best Kits|for the general uniforms}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Biggest Upset|shared with 6 (six) other Pot 1 teams due to everyone but /jp/ getting relegated}}'''  
SC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br> '''{{tt|Best Kits|for the general uniforms}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Biggest Upset|shared with 6 (six) other Pot 1 teams due to everyone but /jp/ getting relegated}}'''  
File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|'''[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>'''
SBC18_Design_G2.png|'''[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>'''
File:Summer18 E.png|'''[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>''' <br> '''{{tt|Golden Boot|Unity-chan, shared with Doomrider}}''' <br> '''Team of the Tournament''' <br> '''Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament''' <br> '''Most Improved''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Manager(s)|Windy, Tech, QD}}''' <br> '''Best Music''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Model|for Animation Not Final}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Player Comeback|for Unity-chan}}''' <br>  '''{{tt|Best New Player|ALSO for Unity-chan}}'''  
Summer18 E.png|'''[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]''': <br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>''' <br> '''{{tt|Golden Boot|Unity-chan, shared with Doomrider}}''' <br> '''Team of the Tournament''' <br> '''Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament''' <br> '''Most Improved''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Manager(s)|Windy, Tech, QD}}''' <br> '''Best Music''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Model|for Animation Not Final}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Player Comeback|for Unity-chan}}''' <br>  '''{{tt|Best New Player|ALSO for Unity-chan}}'''  
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]''': <br>'''4th Place''' <br> '''{{tt|Golden Glove|Sleepo Beepo, shared with 3 other players}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|for /vg/ - /mlp/}}''' <br> '''Best Music''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Althorn|for GOGETA DA}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Biggest Spaghetti Moment|for LMAO!!!2OWNGOALS}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Player Comeback|for APEX}}'''
WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]''': <br>'''4th Place''' <br> '''{{tt|Golden Glove|Sleepo Beepo, shared with 3 other players}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Match of the Tournament|for /vg/ - /mlp/}}''' <br> '''Best Music''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Althorn|for GOGETA DA}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Biggest Spaghetti Moment|for LMAO!!!2OWNGOALS}}''' <br> '''{{tt|Best Player Comeback|for APEX}}'''
File:Summer19_C.png|'''[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Althorn|for GOGETA DA}}'''
Summer19_C.png|'''[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Althorn|for GOGETA DA}}'''
File:WC20 Design A.png|'''[[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #c0c0c0; font-size: 100%">2nd Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Golden Glove|BANE?}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Biggest Upset|for /vg/'s entire run}}'''
WC20 Design A.png|'''[[2020 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #c0c0c0; font-size: 100%">2nd Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Golden Glove|BANE?}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Biggest Upset|for /vg/'s entire run}}'''
WC21 Design D.png|'''[[2021 4chan Winter Cup]]:'''<br>'''{{tt|Best Chant|for ZERO SANITY}}'''
ABC22 Design H.png|'''[[2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]:'''<br>'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>'''<br>'''{{tt|Top Assister|ZERO SANITY, tied with four other players}}'''<br>'''Team of the tournament'''<br>'''Most exciting team'''<br>'''Best goalhorn'''<br>'''{{tt|Match of the tournament|for /x/ - /vg/}}'''<br>'''{{tt|Goal of the tournament|for Sisterfucker's 90+ equalizer vs /x/ (tied)}}'''
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[[Category:Fourth Founding|vg]]
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Latest revision as of 23:38, 13 January 2024

/vg/
Laboris gloria Ludi
Vg logo.png
/vg/ - Video Game Generals
Founded May 2012
Manager King of All Cosmos
IRL manager BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM
Reso !!q9PyzmIBtiU
Streak
Team colors
Extra team colors
Chat color 000B60
Navy Blue
Ranking 28 (increase 2)
Highest rank 1st (August 2014-February 2015, August-October 2018, March-June 2019)
Lowest rank 54th (November 2013-March 2014, March 2016)
Top scorer Git Gud (66)
Top assister Git Gud (36)
Captain Git Gud
Website /vg/ - Video Game Generals
Nickname The Generals
Home ground Dyeep Spyace Nyine
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
64 17 61 142 45.07%
GF GA GD
251 244 +7
Biggest win
/vg/ Vg icon.png 7–1 Y icon.png /y/
April 17, 2016
Biggest defeat
/vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 I icon.png /i/
April 17, 2016
First match
/v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
May 26, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 13 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup)
Best result 1st, 2018 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Next Door
~Indestructible~
Street Fighter IV
Victory Anthem Baba Yetu
Civilization IV

Goal horn XCOM UFO Defense Intro Metal Remix
XCOM: UFO Defense
Comeback Goal Horn Unlimited Justice
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Kits
Home kit Vghome-2017sc.png
Away kit Vgaway-2017sc.png
Goalkeeper kit Vg goalkeeper kit 2017 summer cup.png
Third kit Vg alt kit 3 2022 winter cup.png


Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.

The football team is proudly no different.

A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.

Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.

Team Info

Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)

See this page for the most recent exports.

Current Roster

Main article: /vg/ Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Skg icon.png Ball Mommy
94
  RB
Smbg icon.png Shiddy
59
  CB
Hanny icon.png Hanny Hanny icon.png
22
  CB
Wtg icon.png DUCE DUCE DUCE
11
  LB
Smtg icon.png Jack Frost
8
  DMF
Gig icon.png Fuck Jeannies Gig klee.png
8
  CMF
Vn icon.png Holy Fucking Kino Vn KINO.jpg
15
  AMF
Ddlc icon.png Just Monika & Naki
18
  SS
Revue icon.png Famous Pedo TENDOU MAYA Revue11.png
99
  SS
Vg icon.png Git Gud GitGud.gif Captain
10
  CF
2hug icon.png Pls Rember 2hug icon.png Vice-captain
No. Position Player
0
  RB
Xgg icon.png DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE Rex x.png
7
  RB
Lcg icon.png Bongbong Librarybongracism.png
0
  CB
Kfg icon.png Defeat the (Other) Horses!
IX
  CB
Twg icon.png wegh
11
  LB
Indie icon.png YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS
2
  LB
Fgog icon.png ONE RADIANCE THING
32
  DMF
Utg icon.png Toby is a HACK UTG toby.gif
0
  DMF
Nikg icon.png Babu
20
  DMF
Nepgen icon.png Rapesty Abababa.gif
30
  CMF
Vrg icon.png 30 Yr Old VR Boomer Boomer Portrait.png
8
  CMF
Vgt icon.png >sport mode Vgti alf.png
2
  CMF
Bag icon.png ATSUI

/vg/ League

Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, go here.

Match History

See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism.

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
October 13, 2023 B icon.png /b/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 5–3 W Git Gud Goal 2'17'74'
DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 40'85'
October 14, 2023 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3–2 W Git Gud Goal 21'43'
DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 67'
October 15, 2023 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2–0 W Git Gud Goal 69'
Clown (as CMF) Goal 88'
October 28, 2023 Vm icon.png /vm/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 2–0 W DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 26'
Git Gud Goal 60'
November 3, 2023 F icon.png /f/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 1–2 L DANTEEEEHHHHHH Goal 84'
November 5, 2023 V icon.png /v/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 2–1 W S U P R E M E Goal 59'90+0'
November 11, 2023 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16 2–3 L Git Gud Goal 24'76'

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 10, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ Weekly Divegrass 1–2 L I'm Going to Alice! Goal 50'
February 1, 2022 Vt icon.png /vt/ Weekly Divegrass 1–3 L I'm Going to Alice! Goal 41'
February 11, 2022 Trash icon.png /trash/ Garbage Week 12–0 W fumika xD Goal 8'45+3'
Nyagger Goal 13'33'39'43'77'82'
Git Gud Goal 17'59'90+2'
[Your Team] DOESN'T COUNT Goal 88'
February 15, 2022 Vr icon.png /vr/ Weekly Divegrass 1–2 L [BIG SHOT] Goal 76'
February 21, 2022 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ Weekly Divegrass 4–1 W fumika xD Goal 8'15'
Git Gud Goal 35'
Nyagger Goal 84'
March 14, 2022 Vp icon.png /vp/ Weekly Divegrass 2–0 W Git Gud Goal 18'
Nyagger Goal 68'
March 28, 2022 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ Weekly Divegrass 2–4 L Git Gud Goal 19'
fumika xD Goal 41'
April 4, 2022 Vr icon.png /vr/ Weekly Divegrass 1–3 L Git Gud Goal 88'
April 18, 2022 Vt icon.png /vt/ Weekly Divegrass 2–1 W Git Gud Goal 34'75'
May 9, 2022 V icon.png /v/ Weekly Divegrass 1–2 W Nyagger Goal 51'
May 16, 2022 Vm icon.png /vm/ Weekly Divegrass 6–1 W Git Gud Goal 4'23'43'
Finally, A Break Goal 39'
fumika xD Goal 59'79'
June 6, 2022 Vst icon.png /vst/ Weekly Divegrass 6–1 W Finally, A Break Goal 14'49'67'
Git Gud Goal 27'34'90+3'
September 16, 2022 W icon.png /w/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–2 W
(2–1 PK)
Git Gud Goal 34'
ZERO SANITY Goal 59'
September 30, 2022 D icon.png /d/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2–1 W Sisterfucker Goal 4'
Git Gud Goal 56'
October 2, 2022 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1–1 L
(3–4 PK)
Basement Bubba Goal 17'
April 14, 2023 H icon.png /h/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3–2 W wegh Goal 38'60'86'
April 16, 2023 V icon.png /v/ 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 0–4 L
September 22, 2023 Vmg icon.png /vmg/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1–1 L
(3-4 PK)
wegh Goal 32'
September 23, 2023 A icon.png /a/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3–3 L
(2-4 PK)
wegh Goal 18'
Git Gud Goal 26'61'
September 24, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3–3 L
(3-4 PK)
ZERO SANITY Goal 10'18'
Fuck Jeannies Goal 65'
October 2, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1–0 W wegh Goal 30'

Overall Records

Competition Record (W-D-L) Goals Scored Goals Allowed Goal Differential Overall Finish
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1-3 12 15 -3 4th
2013 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 4 7 -3 23rd
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-0-2 1 5 -4 25th
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 5 8 -3 28th
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-0-3 12 5 +7 6th
2014 4chan Summer Cup 5-0-2 9 4 +5 3rd
2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-0-1 2 4 -2 21st
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-1-3 3 9 -6 38th
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0-3 5 11 -6 34th (tied)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-2 15 14 +1 10th in Qualifiers
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-0-2 15 12 +3 7th
2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-2-1 6 5 +1 8th
2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 19th
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1-2 1 3 -2 27th
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6-0-2 18 9 +9 3rd
2018 4chan Summer Cup 5-1-1 15 7 +8 1st
2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-0-3 21 22 -1 4th
2019 4chan Summer Cup 2-1-1 7 4 +3 15th
2020 4chan Winter Cup 3-3-1 11 8 +3 2nd
2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1-2 4 4 0 11th
2021 4chan Winter Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
2021 4chan World Cup 1-0-2 4 6 -2 47th (tied)
2022 4chan Winter Cup 0-0-3 3 6 -3 32nd
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1-1 6 5 +1 18th
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 7-0-0 24 15 +9 1st
2023 4chan Winter Cup 0-1-2 2 7 -5 29th
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-1-1 4 4 0 20th
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0-0 10 5 +5 1st
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0-2 7 6 +1 11th
Cup Matches 59-17-53 237 220 +17 >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50%
Official Friendlies 5-0-8 14 24 -10 >implying friendlies matter
Unofficial Matches 24-5-41 152 159 -7 >implying invitationals matter
Total 64-17-61 251 244 +7 Updated to last match, played on November 11, 2023

The Rivalry

V logo.png
/v/ - Vidya Derby
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?

To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final.
Since the last Vidya Derby, /v/ finally won an Elite Cup, meaning both teams have been the undisputed Elite Champion at some point in time and also /vg/ won a babby. Now more than ever, any future meetings WILL be >fun. We can only hope.

2-2-2
  2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
26 May 2012 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Arino Goal 39' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies  
6 June 2014 /v/ V icon.png 2–0 Vg icon.png /vg/

Reggie Fils-Aimé Goal 22'76' Unknown

  2014 4chan Summer Cup  
26 July 2014 /v/ V icon.png 1–4 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Mr. Bones Goal 3' Goal 38' Blaster ;)
Goal 77' Simon Viklund
Goal 82' Snowager
Goal 89' Git Gud
Vidya Stadium
Attendance: 1019

  2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
25 January 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–1 V icon.png /v/

Goal 21' SANIC Unknown

  Vidya Bowl (Unofficial)  
26 September 2015 /v/ V icon.png 4–1 Vg icon.png /vg/

Group Stage
Gabe Newell Goal 21'28'
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] Goal 52'
SANIC Goal 71'
Goal 59' SEX KING /toy/ Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 3–1 V icon.png /v/

Group Stage
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 38'
Git Gud Goal 59'
Blaster :( Goal 90'
Goal 15' Gabe Newell KONAMI Stadium
27 September 2015 /vg/ Vg icon.png 2–5 V icon.png /v/

3rd Place Match
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE Goal 86'
Purple Heart Goal 88'
Goal 41' Hideo Kojima
Goal 45+'62'71' Gabe Newell
Goal 59' SANIC
The Arcadium

  Vidya Bowl II (Unofficial)  
11 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 5–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
17:40

Group Stage
BUT FIRST Goal 41'67' (pen.)
Christopher Robin Goal 50'53'
SANIC Goal 87'
Goal 45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS!
Goal 65' Git Gud
Final PEStination

12 March 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–3 V icon.png /v/
17:40

Group Stage
Grigori Goal 27' Goal 45+0' Todd Howard
Goal 76' BUT FIRST
Goal 79' SANIC
Unlimited Blade Works

12 March 2017 /v/ V icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
21:40

Final
BUT FIRST Goal 59' KONAMI Stadium

  2017 4chan Summer Cup  
30 July 2017 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–1 V icon.png /v/
18:00

Git Gud Goal 68' Goal 12' BUT FIRST Dark Age of Divegrass
Attendance: 1011

  2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
19 October 2018 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/

Console Peasant Goal 6' Goal 63'74' New Thread
Attendance: 87

  Test Cup V 19 (Unofficial)  
22 December 2019 /vg/ Vg icon.png 4–6 V icon.png /v/
18:20

GOGETA DA Goal 42'
nigger lol Goal 63'86'
Blanc Goal 72'
Goal 7'25'39' SANIC
Goal 34' Dante
Goal 61' Mystery of the Druids
Goal 74' Deepest Lore
The Sand Casino
Attendance: 96

  2020 4chan Winter Cup  
26 January 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–0 V icon.png /v/
19:40

Deep Divegrass
Attendance: 857

  2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
11 September 2020 /vg/ Vg icon.png 1–2 V icon.png /v/
20:00

Giant Man-Eating Jews Goal 55' Goal 10' TLoU2 Edits
Goal 81' FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT
AMOS Arena
Attendance: 132

  2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial)  
16 April 2023 /vg/ Vg icon.png 0–4 V icon.png /v/
17:00

Goal 33' Bing Bing Wahoo
Goal 79'90+2' Sanic
Goal 85' Loss.jpg
Intercity Blimp Train

5 November 2023 /v/ V icon.png 1–2 Vg icon.png /vg/
19:40

Loss.jpg Goal 19' Goal 59'90+0' S U P R E M E Final PEStination
Attendance: 548

Team History

Previous history here

Before Autumn began, /vg/ benefited from teams dying for the second time in six years. This time, it was /out/ failing to sign up, moving them into Pot 2 and (at least theoretically) increasing the odds of an easier group draw. Ultimately, the draw came in and /vg/ were set in 2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H. On the schedule were /an/ coming down from the previous Elite, /wsg/ staying in Babby purgatory, and /mu/ from an ass-clenching Fetus promotion. Naturally, expectations were very high for a team with many personnel from possibly the greatest /vg/ run ever. So why not start it off with a banger against /mu/? MC Ride scored first for them, newly-minted silver Basement Bubba replied ten minutes later, and after /mu/ took the lead thanks to John Lennon beating his wife before the break, three goals in ten minutes (Sisterfucker and ZERO SANITY for /vg/, John Lennon again for /mu/) set the stage for Git Gud to win it 4–3 at the very end. The next match, against /an/, saw /vg/ stay on cruise control, with three goals in the first half, one a piece for each of /vg/'s forwards, and a second half of prevent defense with Ephraim making sure it wouldn't actually prevent winning. A 4–2 victory and a draw by /mu/ guaranteed /vg/ advancement early, but that wasn't to be any excuse for not showing up against /wsg/. Like their first match, /vg/ traded blows with /wsg/ (ZERO SANITY an Git Gud for /vg/, Gondola twice for /wsg/) and ultimately won at the very end (Basement Bubba). /vg/'s 3–2 win gave them nine points, more goals than any other team in the group stage, and a lot of backing for the high expectations heading into the knockout stage.

Once /vg/ arrived to the knockout stage, their first opponent was none other than... /t/. Yeah, those bastards. They'd come back from the dead and even temporarily avoided being embarrassingly bad at divegrass, winning two matches in a row to secure a surprise advancement from their group. They even took the fight to /vg/, scoring the first goal at the tenth minute. Forty more minutes went by with nothing from /vg/, until Git Gud came in clutch at the 52nd. Not much action followed, ending the match at 1–1 and setting up a penalty shootout that easily could have ended a promising run before it really began. Neither of the two actual goalscorers made their penalty shots, but luckily for /vg/, neither could most of /t/'s other medals. /vg/ through to the quarterfinals, /x/ await. What followed was one of the most insane matches of simulated divegrass ever played. /x/ scored the very first goal within three minutes. The next goal was an own goal, a horrific mistake on a header by an /x/ defender to get /vg/ to the half tied at one. ZERO SANITY gave /vg/ the lead not long after the break, only for /x/ to get even not long after, only for Sisterfucker to then put /vg/ back up six minutes after. /x/ scored ANOTHER equalizer before the 80th minute, then seemingly put it away with their own stoppage time winner. Except, they gave /vg/ too much time. A perfect longball on the last kickoff of the match left Sisterfucker with nothing to do but send it to extra time, leaving anyone watching in total disbelief. Ephraim traded goals with a literal fucking skeleton in the first half of extra time and ZERO SANITY scored late in the second half of extra time to finally put a 6–5 win to bed. The semifinal matchup against /tg/ was a cakewalk by comparison. Git Gud scored twice in the first half, Sisterfucker scored once in the first half, /tg/ made their stats look nice with two goals in the final ten minutes. 3–2 victory for /vg/ and their first final appearance since Summer 2018.

/vg/'s opponent in the final was none other than one of their brothers, /vr/. They, along with /vg/ and all the other vidya boards playing in Autumn, had promoted from their group as if blessed by /v/'s championship. /vr/ now had a chance to finish off an undefeated run of their own, one that would have represented a major success after nine whole years of nearly nothing but constant pain. And by the end of the first half of the final, all /vr/ could think about was how much they wanted to go home. Kanami managed to score a goal against them, somehow! ZERO SANITY scored the second of a half in which /vr/ never even took a shot, Git Gud dropped the final insult, and /vg/'s second final was just as anti-climatic as its first. A resounding 3–0 victory, concluding a perfect cup-winning run. /vg/ finished the run having scored the most goals in the tournament, stopped from Golden Boot contention by their own relentless spreading of the wealth. ZERO SANITY was part of a five-way tie for top assister. /vg/ even had a goalkeeper at the end. It all felt almost too easy. Now /vg/ are in Winter, hoping to be like the legendary /lgbt/ of many years prior and successfully go for the double. And maybe even beat /v/ along the way.

The /vg/ League 19 happened. /twg/ won it. /akg/ didn't win it, but came in second. /gig/ and /pmmm/ played a third place match that /gig/ won. Both of those two teams get silver spots on a five-medal team.

We were the first team eliminated lol (but at least we weren't the worst)

We played a couple friendlies, one of them was a 4-0 loss to /v/ that wasn't pretty

We got jobbed in another Spring Babby Cup fire these script writers immediately

Honors

Team Art

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
2017 /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png
Summer Champions
2018 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2019 /cm/ Cm icon.png
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2021 /u/ U icon.png
Autumn Champions
2022 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2023 /sci/ Sci icon.png