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Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.
The football team is proudly no different.
A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.
Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.
Team Info
Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)
See this page for the most recent exports.
Current Roster
Main article: /vg/ Roster
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/vg/ League
Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top four teams in the League. So far, thirteen incarnations of the /vg/ League have been completed.
Match History
See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism.
Official Matches
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| February 15, 2019 |  /vp/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage | 2–1 W | GOGETA DA  36'Somehow I'M the Bad Guy 42'
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| February 17, 2019 |  /bant/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage | 5–1 W | GOGETA DA 34', 49', 87' Git Gud 37', 90+1'
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| February 23, 2019 |  /biz/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage | 0–3 L | |
| March 2, 2019 |  /his/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 | 2–1 W | Somehow I'M the Bad Guy 17', 50'
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| March 3, 2019 |  /mlp/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals | 6–6 W (5-3 PK) |
GOGETA DA 8', 15', 90' Derpy Hooves  33'Git Gud 94', 100'
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| March 3, 2019 |  /gd/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals | 3–6 L | GOGETA DA 21', 57' APEX 50'
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| March 3, 2019 |  /s4s/
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2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match | 3–4 L | GOGETA DA 24', 79' APEX 74'
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| July 19, 2019 |  /h/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage | 2–2 D | GOGETA DA 32' Git Gud 42'
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| July 21, 2019 |  /g/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage | 2–1 W | GOGETA DA 38', 76'
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| July 27, 2019 |  /lit/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage | 3–0 W | GOGETA DA 44', 79' Git Gud 47'
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| August 3, 2019 |  /wg/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 | 0–1 L | FUCK YOU AL-AKIR |
Unofficial Matches
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| February 10, 2019 |  /pol/
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Stupor Cup 6 | 4–5 L | Doctor Jewgle 24', 78' Somehow I'M the Bad Guy 43'Chinese Ninja Warrior 49'
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| August 25, 2019 | /biz/
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2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | POSTPONED | /vg/ threw 6', 58', 75'
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| December 20, 2019 |  /tv/
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Test Cup V 19 | 3–2 W | I AM ANGRY ABOUT FIRION 34' Blanc 41', 72'
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| December 22, 2019 |  /v/
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Test Cup V 19 | 4–6 L | GOGETA DA 42' nigger lol 63', 86'Blanc 72'
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| December 27, 2019 |  /kr/
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Test Cup V 19 | 3–0 W | GOGETA DA 27' Etemon 61'Blanc 69'
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| December 28, 2019 | /gd/
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Test Cup V 19 | 2–3 L | Blanc 8' nigger lol 64'
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Overall Records
| Competition | Record (W-D-L) | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed | Goal Differential | Overall Finish |
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| 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1-3 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4th |
| 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-3 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 23rd |
| 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0-2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 25th |
| 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 28th |
| 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0-3 | 12 | 5 | +7 | 6th |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 5-0-2 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 3rd |
| 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0-1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 21st |
| 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1-3 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 38th |
| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0-3 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 34th (tied) |
| 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1-2 | 15 | 14 | +1 | 10th in Qualifiers |
| 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0-2 | 15 | 12 | +3 | 7th |
| 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2-2-1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 8th |
| 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1-1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 19th |
| 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 27th |
| 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6-0-2 | 18 | 9 | +9 | 3rd |
| 2018 4chan Summer Cup | 5-1-1 | 15 | 7 | +8 | 1st |
| 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0-3 | 21 | 22 | -1 | 4th |
| 2019 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1-1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 15th |
| 2020 4chan Winter Cup | TBD | TBD | TBD | TBD | TBD |
| Cup Matches | 37-10-37 | 155 | 148 | +7 | >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50% |
| Official Friendlies | 5-0-8 | 14 | 24 | -10 | >implying friendlies matter |
| Unofficial Matches | 19-3-25 | 112 | 111 | +2 | >implying invitationals matter |
| Total | 42-10-45 | 169 | 172 | -3 | Updated to last match, played on August 3, 2019 |
The Rivalry
 /v/ - Vidya Derby |
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?
To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 4 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. An unofficial friendly match was played between the two before the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, with /v/ winning 1–0, and both teams have met three times in each of the two Vidya Bowls. The fourth official Vidya Bowl came in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup group stage, three years to the last. /v/ got another early lead, but unfortunately /vg/ could not turn same magic they did long ago and only got an equalizer, which ended up being the difference between relegation and advancement. Of course, both teams went and completely shat the bed following their relegation. |
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| 26 May 2012 | /v/
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1–0 |  /vg/
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| Arino 39'
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Unknown |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | ||||
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| 6 June 2014 | /v/
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2–0 | /vg/
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| Reggie Fils-Aimé 22', 76'
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Unknown |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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| 26 July 2014 | /v/
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1–4 | /vg/
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Group Stage |
Mr. Bones 3'
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38' Blaster ;) 77' Simon Viklund 82' Snowager 89' Git Gud
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Vidya Stadium Attendance: 1019 |
| 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 25 January 2015 | /vg/
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0–1 | /v/
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| 21' SANIC
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Unknown |
| Vidya Bowl (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 26 September 2015 | /v/
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4–1 | /vg/
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Group Stage |
Gabe Newell 21', 28' [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] 52'SANIC 71'
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59' SEX KING
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/toy/ Stadium |
| 27 September 2015 | /vg/
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3–1 | /v/
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Group Stage |
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 38' Git Gud 59'Blaster :( 90'
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15' Gabe Newell
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KONAMI Stadium |
| 27 September 2015 | /vg/
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2–5 | /v/
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3rd Place Match |
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 86' Purple Heart 88'
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41' Hideo Kojima 45+', 62', 71' Gabe Newell 59' SANIC
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The Arcadium |
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| 11 March 2017 | /v/
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5–2 | /vg/
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| 17:40 Group Stage |
BUT FIRST 41', 67' (pen.) Christopher Robin 50', 53'SANIC 87'
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45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 65' Git Gud
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Final PEStination |
| 12 March 2017 | /vg/
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1–3 | /v/
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| 17:40 Group Stage |
Grigori 27'
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45+0' Todd Howard 76' BUT FIRST 79' SANIC
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Unlimited Blade Works |
| 12 March 2017 | /v/
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1–0 | /vg/
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| 21:40 Final |
BUT FIRST 59'
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KONAMI Stadium |
| 2017 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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| 30 July 2017 | /vg/
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1–1 | /v/
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| 18:00 |
Git Gud 68'
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12' BUT FIRST
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Dark Age of Divegrass Attendance: 1011 |
| 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | ||||
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| 19 October 2018 | /v/
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1–2 | /vg/
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| Console Peasant 6'
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63', 74' New Thread
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Attendance: 87 |
| Test Cup V 19 | ||||
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| 22 December 2019 | /vg/
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4–6 | /v/
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| 18:20 |
GOGETA DA 42' nigger lol 63', 86'Blanc 72'
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7', 25', 39' SANIC 34' Dante 61' Mystery of the Druids 74' Deepest Lore
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The Sand Casino Attendance: 96 |
Team History
By God, they did it again!
In addition, /vg/ League veterans /nepgen/ returned to the /vg/ roster for the first time in a year with their best performance ever and autopilot memesters /digi/ secured the second silver with their own best performance ever. /twg/ got 4th, which would matter if the cup was still using GSSBB. But it isn't. They did score a lot so I guess that counts for something.
This Summer Cup brought with it the usage of a >new PES: PES 2018. Although many complaints were risen and general reception of the game after its first run in Spring was poor, 4CC leadership went ahead with the decision to use it for a second cup. Given that it's /vg/, you can probably guess how >we reacted to this news.
As for the actual cup itself, /vg/ were drawn into Group B with three teams with (recent) histories of mediocrity: /g/, whose best moment happened four fucking years ago, familiar foes /h/, a team cursed with the presence of Rance thanks to their glorified proxy being a laughingstock in the /vg/ League, and /lit/, a team that couldn't even properly qualify for Summer. First up was the /h/ match, against the team generally thought to be most competitive with /vg/. It was actually /h/ who scored first, thanks to a Liru corner header, but the Smug Blue Cunt and Git Gud didn't waste much time making it 2–1 /vg/ at halftime. /h/ scored an equalizer not long into the second half and a match /vg/ should have won ended in an unsatisfying 2–2 draw. Next up, /g/. /vg/ needed a win and were absolutely determined to win no matter what, with Gogeta scoring once in each half to make sure it would succeed. The ghost of Terry A. Davis scored for /g/ at the end of the match but it was little more than consolation as /vg/ won 2–1. The match immediately after was a blowout so bad it caused the stream to temporarily crash, 5–0 to /h/ over /lit/; this combined with the same team defeating /g/ 3–1 in memoriam of the "dead" Sad Panda meant that all /vg/ had to do to advance was not lose by three. To /lit/. Thankfully, the exact opposite happened; /lit/ were every bit as trash as they were against /h/, something capitalized on by Gogeta twice and Git Gud once. /vg/ won 3–0 and with that were through to the knockout stages.
/h/'s blowout allowed them to top the group, leaving /vg/'s Round of 16 matchup to a rigger's hat. The hat gave /wg/, a team that had twice smacked /vg/ around in important matches. This time, though, it was /vg/'s turn. For over eighty minutes, neither team was able to find anything to separate themselves from the other; /vg/'s buildup play was screwed over by >Etemon and /wg/'s by a Cunt Destroyer whose goalscoring prowess was seemingly stuck in PES16. And then, it happened. /vg/ actually threw. Longtime /hsg/ representative Al-Akir, returning to /vg/ after a one-cup break in Winter, met a cross with his head and put it in the back of the net. His own team's net. Just like that, /vg/ were once again foiled by /wg/. It marked the first time they had made a Round of 16 and been eliminated there, with the overall finish being 15th place.
Once the cup concluded, the guy who seemingly started the transformation of /vg/ left management and was quickly replaced by new blood from /rsg/.
The /vg/ League 13 is ongoing. For some reason they played it on PES16. Revived and autopilot /lzg/ won the tournament, a year and a half after losing their first final, while /drg/ and /vrg/ bounced back from losing their Elite status the previous /vg/ League by taking second and third place respectively. /vg/ also signed up for the Test Cup V 19 to act as a guinea pig for a "new" PES; however, due to its deadlines clashing with the /vg/ League dates, the only roster change made for the Test Cup was the temporary promotion of fan favorite nigger lol to gold.
Honors
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
4th Place
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Worst Manager
At least you tried
2014 4chan Summer Cup:
3rd Place
Most Improved
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Worst Manager
2017 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Kits
Biggest Upset
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
3rd Place
2018 4chan Summer Cup:
1st Place
Golden Boot
Team of the Tournament
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament
Most Improved
Best Manager(s)
Best Music
Best Model
Best Player Comeback
Best New Player
2019 4chan Winter Cup:
4th Place
Golden Glove
Match of the Tournament
Best Music
Best Althorn
Biggest Spaghetti Moment
Best Player Comeback
2019 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Althorn
Team Art
/vg/'s Autumn 2015 starting lineup.
Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team
/vg/ Team Captain Git Gud
Summer 2018's Goalkeeper Jannu
Summer 2018's Prince and Emperor
Summer 2018's I Love Junko and I Want To Fuck The Goat
/vg/ celebrating their first ever cup win
/vg/ on the way to Winter 2019
Winter 2019's GOGETA DA and Sop Dog Fusion
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Succeeded by 2019 /cm/ 
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