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Ever since breaking off from older brother /v/, /vg/ has dutifully carried on the time-honored pledge of all boards that are vidya: talking about everything except vidya. If you're /vg/, that means gachashit, weebshit, and gay fucking shit. Sometimes all three at once.
The football team is proudly no different.
A veteran of the 4chan Cup, with a history as bumpy and dubious as the board it represents, sometimes >we're good, and good enough to win a Cup. How that happens is anyone's guess. Most of the time >we're as bad as the board >we claim to represent, because everyone's been shitposting and bickering long enough that they've forgotten we're here to play football.
Welcome to /vg/ F.C., the team representing the board of /vg/ - Video Game Generals. Enjoy your stay, and remember to git gud.
Team Info
Team colors (the ones that aren't white) are:
Navy Blue (hex 000B60, RGB 0 11 96)
Old-School Purple (hex A200AB, RGB 162 0 171)
Implication Green (hex 789922, RGB 120 153 34)
See this page for the most recent exports.
Current Roster
Main article: /vg/ Roster
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/vg/ League
Since the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the /vg/ League has been the way /vg/ has determined its roster for cups. Initially, only medal players were decided with this method, with other players being chosen by way of contacting the board's fastest generals. However, the /vg/ League now determines the entire /vg/ roster, with a meta player being a permanent gold (currently Git Gud), while the gold and both silvers are determined by the top three teams in the League. For a full list of /vg/ Leagues and champions, go here.
Match History
See /vg/ Past Match History for matches from previous years, as well as any voided matches not seen on this page. Also see /vg/ Statistics for extra statistical autism.
Official Matches
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| January 28, 2022 |  /tg/
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2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage | 1–2 L | Git Gud  73'
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| January 30, 2022 |  /wg/
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2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage | 2–3 L | Nyagger 21' Git Gud 34'
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| February 5, 2022 |  /adv/
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2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage | 0–1 L | |
| April 29, 2022 |  /vt/
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2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 2–1 W | fumika xD 4' Finally, A Break 60'
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| May 7, 2022 |  /trv/
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2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 3–1 W | Git Gud 7', 56' Finally, A Break 15'
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| May 13, 2022 |  /vm/
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2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 1–3 L | fumika xD 45+1'
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| May 15, 2022 |  /bant/
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2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 0–0 D |
Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 10, 2022 |  /vp/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–2 L | I'm Going to Alice! 50'
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| February 1, 2022 | /vt/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–3 L | I'm Going to Alice! 41'
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| February 11, 2022 |  /trash/
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Garbage Week | 12–0 W | fumika xD 8', 45+3' Nyagger 13', 33', 39', 43', 77', 82'Git Gud 17', 59', 90+2'[Your Team] DOESN'T COUNT 88'
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| February 15, 2022 |  /vr/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–2 L | [BIG SHOT] 76'
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| February 21, 2022 |  /vrpg/
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Weekly Divegrass | 4–1 W | fumika xD 8', 15' Git Gud 35'Nyagger 84'
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| March 14, 2022 | /vp/
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Weekly Divegrass | 2–0 W | Git Gud 18' Nyagger 68'
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| March 28, 2022 | /vrpg/
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Weekly Divegrass | 2–4 L | Git Gud 19' fumika xD 41'
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| April 4, 2022 | /vr/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–3 L | Git Gud 88'
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| April 18, 2022 | /vt/
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Weekly Divegrass | 2–1 W | Git Gud 34', 75'
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| May 9, 2022 |  /v/
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Weekly Divegrass | 1–2 W | Nyagger 51'
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| May 16, 2022 | /vm/
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Weekly Divegrass | 6–1 W | Git Gud 4', 23', 43' Finally, A Break 39'fumika xD 59', 79'
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| June 6, 2022 |  /vst/
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Weekly Divegrass | 6–1 W | Finally, A Break 14', 49', 67' Git Gud 27', 34', 90+3'
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Overall Records
| Competition | Record (W-D-L) | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed | Goal Differential | Overall Finish |
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| 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1-3 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4th |
| 2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-3 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 23rd |
| 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-0-2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 25th |
| 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 28th |
| 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0-3 | 12 | 5 | +7 | 6th |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 5-0-2 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 3rd |
| 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0-1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 21st |
| 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1-3 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 38th |
| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0-3 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 34th (tied) |
| 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1-2 | 15 | 14 | +1 | 10th in Qualifiers |
| 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0-2 | 15 | 12 | +3 | 7th |
| 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 2-2-1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 8th |
| 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1-1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 19th |
| 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1-2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 27th |
| 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6-0-2 | 18 | 9 | +9 | 3rd |
| 2018 4chan Summer Cup | 5-1-1 | 15 | 7 | +8 | 1st |
| 2019 4chan Winter Cup | 4-0-3 | 21 | 22 | -1 | 4th |
| 2019 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1-1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 15th |
| 2020 4chan Winter Cup | 3-3-1 | 11 | 8 | +3 | 2nd |
| 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1-2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 11th |
| 2021 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0-2 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 11th |
| 2021 4chan World Cup | 1-0-2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 47th (tied) |
| 2022 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0-3 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 32nd |
| 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1-1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 18th |
| Cup Matches | 46-15-48 | 190 | 183 | +7 | >win a cup >efficiency STILL sub-50% |
| Official Friendlies | 5-0-8 | 14 | 24 | -10 | >implying friendlies matter |
| Unofficial Matches | 23-5-38 | 144 | 152 | -8 | >implying invitationals matter |
| Total | 51-15-56 | 204 | 207 | -3 | Updated to last match, played on May 15, 2022 |
The Rivalry
 /v/ - Vidya Derby |
Since /vg/ is /v/'s little brother, some sibling rivalry is bound to ensue. Everything BUT Videogames vs. Everything BUT Videogames (in general form!), who will come out on top?
To date the all time record has /v/ winning 2 out of 5 official matches, with both of their wins coming in friendlies. However, /vg/'s lone win in the series came during an elite cup and served to relegate /v/. Most recently, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, /vg/ and /v/ played out a terrible 0–0 draw that nearly sent both teams to the Babby. Ultimately, /vg/ advanced and made the final. |
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| 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | ||||
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| 26 May 2012 | /v/
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1–0 |  /vg/
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| Arino 39'
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Unknown |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | ||||
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| 6 June 2014 | /v/
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2–0 | /vg/
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| Reggie Fils-Aimé 22', 76'
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Unknown |
| 2014 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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| 26 July 2014 | /v/
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1–4 | /vg/
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Group Stage |
Mr. Bones 3'
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38' Blaster ;) 77' Simon Viklund 82' Snowager 89' Git Gud
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Vidya Stadium Attendance: 1019 |
| 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 25 January 2015 | /vg/
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0–1 | /v/
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| 21' SANIC
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Unknown |
| Vidya Bowl (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 26 September 2015 | /v/
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4–1 | /vg/
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Group Stage |
Gabe Newell 21', 28' [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] 52'SANIC 71'
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59' SEX KING
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/toy/ Stadium |
| 27 September 2015 | /vg/
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3–1 | /v/
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Group Stage |
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 38' Git Gud 59'Blaster :( 90'
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15' Gabe Newell
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KONAMI Stadium |
| 27 September 2015 | /vg/
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2–5 | /v/
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3rd Place Match |
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 86' Purple Heart 88'
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41' Hideo Kojima 45+', 62', 71' Gabe Newell 59' SANIC
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The Arcadium |
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| 11 March 2017 | /v/
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5–2 | /vg/
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| 17:40 Group Stage |
BUT FIRST 41', 67' (pen.) Christopher Robin 50', 53'SANIC 87'
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45+1' WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 65' Git Gud
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Final PEStination |
| 12 March 2017 | /vg/
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1–3 | /v/
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| 17:40 Group Stage |
Grigori 27'
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45+0' Todd Howard 76' BUT FIRST 79' SANIC
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Unlimited Blade Works |
| 12 March 2017 | /v/
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1–0 | /vg/
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| 21:40 Final |
BUT FIRST 59'
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KONAMI Stadium |
| 2017 4chan Summer Cup | ||||
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| 30 July 2017 | /vg/
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1–1 | /v/
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| 18:00 |
Git Gud 68'
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12' BUT FIRST
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Dark Age of Divegrass Attendance: 1011 |
| 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 19 October 2018 | /v/
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1–2 | /vg/
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| Console Peasant 6'
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63', 74' New Thread
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Attendance: 87 |
| Test Cup V 19 (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 22 December 2019 | /vg/
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4–6 | /v/
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| 18:20 |
GOGETA DA 42' nigger lol 63', 86'Blanc 72'
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7', 25', 39' SANIC 34' Dante 61' Mystery of the Druids 74' Deepest Lore
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The Sand Casino Attendance: 96 |
| 2020 4chan Winter Cup | ||||
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| 26 January 2020 | /vg/
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0–0 | /v/
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| 19:40 |
Deep Divegrass Attendance: 857 |
| 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies (Unofficial) | ||||
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| 11 September 2020 | /vg/
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1–2 | /v/
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| 20:00 |
Giant Man-Eating Jews 55'
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10' TLoU2 Edits 81' FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT
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AMOS Arena Attendance: 132 |
Team History
Stuck in their first Babby Cup since the VGL only had 32 teams in it, /vg/ faced an additional challenge due to the Megababby format adding an extra opponent to each group. They wound up drawn with /trv/, /vt/, /bant/, and /vm/ in Group D. Unsurprisingly, they were widely expected to easily promote back up. /vg/'s first Babby match in a very long time was against /vt/, a new team with massive support looking to rise above two tournaments of middling play. Now playing in a deeper role that allowed for a more well-rounded game, Fumika put /vg/ on the board nearly immediately, a start /vg/ could not have drawn up any better. /vt/ didn't take long to equalize, but the /vg/ defense kept /vt/ from doing anything else and a long pass to Kiryu gave /vg/ a 2–1 win, their first of the tournament. In the two weeks between their first and second matches, /vg/ watched as /vt/ blew out both /trv/ and /vm/ by three goals each while /vm/ blew out a /bant/ quickly establishing itself as the worst team in the tournament. On /vg/'s return to action, they played a /trv/ desperately needing to recover from their loss to /vt/ and put three of their own on them (thanks to a returned-to-CF Git Gud and Kiryu) before ultimately holding on for a 3–1 victory. With two dominant wins in two matches, /vg/ went into their match against /vm/ only needing a draw to effectively put them in Summer and felt like exactly the team to do it. Instead, /vg/'s defense seemingly felt bad for their younger cousin and handed /vm/ three goals on a silver platter. Despite Fumika's best efforts, /vg/ lost 1–3, putting /vm/ above /vg/ on goal difference. /vt/ won the next match over /bant/ by the score of 5&dnash;1 to all but secure their spot in Summer. /vt/'s ridiculous goal difference of +9 rendered it effectively impossible for them to be eliminated, setting up a very plausible and completely unprecedented scenario in which /vg/ could have beaten /bant/ easily, finished with nine of a possible twelve points, and still failed to advance. /bant/, for their part, were heading into the match already eliminated and closer to setting the single-tournament record for worst goal difference than doing anything else. Naturally, /vg/ had to make things a little harder on themselves than it should have been; they took the overwhelming majority of chances, but almost all were from questionable locations. Ultimately, though, /vg/ would easily...
not score any goals. Yes, really. /vg/ played the worst team in a 40-team tournament and managed to not score a single goddamn goal against them. Again. /bant/ didn't score any either, so at least /vg/ got a point out of their incredibly frustrating 0–0 draw. But that wasn't enough. With that result, the now-eliminated /trv/ needed to beat /vm/ to save /vg/ from yet another Megababby group stage collapse. Instead, /trv/ never led the entire match and /vm/ won 4–3. Given that result, /vg/ would have needed to beat /bant/ by at least three goals to actually advance. /vg/ didn't even finish as the best team to not promote; another vidya board, /vst/, racked up a superior goal difference before failing to promote because another team actually did win by three. For the first time since the 2018 4chan Winter Cup, an Elite Cup will pass by without /vg/'s presence. This despite /vg/ winning their first two matches and putting in one of the best defensive performances in the tournament. Few tournaments in /vg/'s history have ended in as frustrating a manner, but the improvement over Winter brings hope that with a new roster in Autumn, the layover before the next Elite Cup will be a short one.
Fumika did nothing wrong and goalkeepers are a spook.
Throughout the year, including after Spring, /vg/ played matches on weekdays as part of Weekly Divegrass. Form noticeably picked up after /vg/'s new roster started to see match time and allowed /vg/ to creep up towards the middle of the table, resulting in a finish of 5th place despite failing to win any of their first six matches. The /vg/ League 18 came and went with /akg/ finally winning it all in their third final, /feg/ finishing as runner-up after playing their first final, and /assg/ winning the Third Place Trophy on their first trip to the semifinals.
Also, big brother /v/ actually won an Elite Cup, somehow. Only took them eleven goddamn years.
Honors
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
4th Place
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup:
Worst Manager
At least you tried
2014 4chan Summer Cup:
3rd Place
Most Improved
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Worst Manager
2017 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Kits
Biggest Upset
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
3rd Place
2018 4chan Summer Cup:
1st Place
Golden Boot
Team of the Tournament
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament
Most Improved
Best Manager(s)
Best Music
Best Model
Best Player Comeback
Best New Player
2019 4chan Winter Cup:
4th Place
Golden Glove
Match of the Tournament
Best Music
Best Althorn
Biggest Spaghetti Moment
Best Player Comeback
2019 4chan Summer Cup:
Best Althorn
2020 4chan Winter Cup:
2nd Place
Golden Glove
Biggest Upset
2021 4chan Winter Cup:
Best Chant
Team Art
/vg/'s Autumn 2015 starting lineup.
Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team
/vg/ Team Captain Git Gud
Summer 2018's Goalkeeper Jannu
Summer 2018's Prince and Emperor
Summer 2018's I Love Junko and I Want To Fuck The Goat
/vg/ celebrating their first ever cup win
/vg/ on the way to Winter 2019
Winter 2019's GOGETA DA and Sop Dog Fusion
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| Elite Cups | ||
| Preceded by 2017 /lgbt/ 
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Summer Champions 2018 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2019 /cm/ 
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