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Being the last of /v/'s offsprings (for now) and the youngest of all four brothers, /vm/ finds its purpose in celebrating the old tradition of getting together with your pals and play some vidya, be it either locally or remotely. FPS, strategy games, sport games, board games, platformers, we got it all! Sit down with us and let's share some divegrass together.
We now have an official Disc chat room. Join our Lobby!
Team History
| Competition | Win | Draw | Loss | End result |
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 2021 4chan World Cup |
3 | 2 | 1 | Shared 7th Place |
 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 3 | 35th Place |
 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
3 | 0 | 2 | 13th Place |
 2022 4chan Summer Cup |
1 | 0 | 2 | 26th Place |
World Cup 21
As a new team, there's no better feeling that starting with a bang, shocking your audience, putting on a show but most importantly, not disappointing the people that put their support on you. Thankfully that was the case with our first match against 
/k/, which ended on a high energy 2-2 draw, both goals being scored by our star player phoon, result that only undermined the glory /vm/ was destined to. Our first win came out the very next match against a relentless 
/c/ that was extremely hungry for a big blowout result, but little did they know that there was a big wall that went by the name of DELETE THIS, saving 8 of 10 shots on target and only allowing 1 goal in, which helped our team to get a VERY IMPORTANT 2-1 win, goals by phoon and our Captain Gregor, putting us at the top of the group by week 2. The last match of groups was a very emotional and nostalgic one against 
/f/ on their brand new home stadium. With /c/ winning their match against /k/ earlier, our team would top the group on a win and get by in 2nd place with a draw, but losing would mean an early 3rd place exit, which thankfully didn't happen. An early goal by Gregor would put our team on the driver seat for about 80 minutes until lolicatgirls, /f/'s lead scorer and Gold player, answered back and brought the match back to even. The match would end on a 1-1 thriller, which allowed our team to get 2nd place and reach the knockout stage, a result only two of the four newcomers would get to achieve.
As 2nd placers, our team had to be assigned an opponent out of the hat, and lady luck decided that our Round of 32 match would be against no other than 
/m/ on what everyone denominated The /m/vm/ Bowl. After a very sleepy 1st half and 4 saves by our starting keeper DOOR STUCK, phoon with help of brb smoke break and Random Crits are Fair and Balanced scored a brace, allowing our team to come out on top, win 2-0 and get to the Round of 16, where /c/ wanted to take another stab at us and retake their pride. After an early goal by Hamachi at the 7' minute, the biggest clown shoes match took place on both sides of the pitch. With another stellar performance by our keeper DOOR STUCK and /c/'s strikers not being able to finish their shots properly, /vm/ took a 1-0 victory home, a result that would cement our team between the best 8 teams in the most important tournament yet in the history of the 4chan Cup.
Our next match was against 
/b/, a team that was known in this tournament for being very high scoring, not having lost a single match up to this point. Despite the D-Boys blessing on the pitch and everyone's best efforts, our team got shut down completely and our cinderella run came to an end on a 1-3 result, rewarding us with a shared 7th place with previous Elite Cup winners 
/n/. With mixed opinions on the team's performance and nothing but everyone's praises for our aesthetic efforts, we now are heading out to Autumn, where our team must show that the World Cup's performance wasn't just an "one of".
Autumn 21
It was a one of! Sadly for everyone involved, our Autumn campaign was nothing short of "outstandingly bad", getting the 35th place out of 40 boards and 2nd worst vidya team in the competition. Our team started losing 5-2 against World Cup Champion 
/s4s/ while giving away the first 9.0 in 5 years. Our 2nd match had a better prospect, beating 
/bant/ 3-1 with some Halloween magic, but while we were celebrating, 
/toy/ and 
/x/ quickly deflated our spirits and took away our joy, defeating us 3-2 and 3-0 respectively and eliminating our team from any chances of being Elite. It's been 6 months since then, so what does the future hold for /vm/? Better ping and scores, we hope.
Roster
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Match History
Official
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | VOD |
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 2021 4chan World Cup |
Group F | /k/
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2-2 D | phoon  10', 42'
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10 July 2021 | >Fun archive |
| /c/
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2-1 W | phoon 43' Gregor 75'
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18 July 2021 | >Fun archive | ||
| /f/
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1-1 D | Gregor 11'
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30 July 2021 | >Fun archive | ||
| Round of 32 | /m/
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2-0 W | phoon 53', 70' Boggy B  24'
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7 August 2021 | >Fun archive | |
| Round of 16 | /c/
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1-0 W | Hamachi 7'
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14 August 2021 | >Fun archive | |
| Quarter-finals | /b/
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1-3 L | Random Crits are Fair and Balanced 20'
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15 August 2021 | >Fun archive | |
 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
Group D | /s4s/
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2-5 L | AMOGUS 37' D-Boys 43'
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24 October 2021 | >Fun archive |
| /bant/
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3-1 W | Amogus 12', 33' D-Boys 69'
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30 October 2021 | >Fun archive | ||
| /toy/
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2-3 L | AMOGUS 12' D-Boys 87'
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5 November 2021 | >Fun archive | ||
| /x/
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0-3 L | 7 November 2021 | >Fun archive | |||
 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
Group D | /bant/
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5-2 W | Hamachi 20' phoon 43'Bantanna  72'I'M ACCELERATING! 79'D-Boys 87'
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1 May 2022 | >Fun archive |
 /vt/
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1-4 L | D-Boys 60'
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7 May 2022 | >Fun archive | ||
 /vg/
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3-1 W | AMOGUS 28' phoon 42'Hamachi 78'
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13 May 2022 | >Fun archive | ||
 /trv/
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4-3 W | AMOGUS 13' phoon 21'Cringelord #Afghandrip 62'D-Boys 70'
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15 May 2022 | >Fun archive | ||
| Round of 16 |  /cm/
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0-1 L | 21 May 2022 | >Fun archive | ||
 2022 4chan Summer Cup |
Group A |  /gd/
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0-3 L | 29 July 2022 | >Fun archive | |
 /an/
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1-3 L | AMOGUS 9' H o n k! 83'
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31 July 2022 | >Fun archive | ||
 /biz/
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2-1 W | phoon 7' D-Boys 86'
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06 August 2022 | >Fun archive |
Non-Official and Invitational Matches
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | VOD |
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 2021 4chan Spring Friendlies |
Friendly Match |  /sp/
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1-4 L | Phoon 90+4'
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May 16th, 2021 | >Fun Archive |
 /vst/
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1-2 L | Gregor 33'
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May 21st, 2021 | >Fun Archive | ||
 /co/
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1-1 (2-3) W | Phoon 20'
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May 22nd, 2021 | >Fun Archive | ||
 /vr/
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4-3 W | Gregor 10', 70' Random Crits Are Fair And Balanced 26'Hamachi 87'
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May 23rd, 2021 | >Fun Archive | ||
2022 4chan Autumn Friendlies |
Friendly Match |  /o/
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6-2 W | AMOGUS 15', 45+4' 300 Ping 30'phoon 40', 64'D-Boys 59'
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September 18th, 2022 | >Fun Archive |
 /vrpg/
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1-2 L | phoon 90+1' Friendly lvl? 82'
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September 25th, 2022 | >Fun Archive | ||
 /wsg/
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4-2 W | 4', 44' D-Boys 8', 35'
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October 2nd, 2022 | >Fun Archive |
Voice Chat Corner
Given /vm/'s nature to be full of short-tempered fellows, there are very high chances of mid-match back-n-forth banter among all players involved. Here's the full list of Anthems/Goalhorns/Chants used by the team. Constantly updated!
Anthems
| Name | Source |
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| Main Anthem | Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away |
| Knockouts Anthem | Treyarch - 115 |
| Victory Anthem | Paul Stanley - Live to Win |
| Anthem against /m/ | Mann vs Machine Song |
Goalhorns
| Name | Source |
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| Main Goalhorn | The Offspring - One Fine Day |
| phoon | La Caution - Thé à la Menthe |
| phoon Brace | Looptroop Rockers - Don't Hate the Player |
| phoon Hat trick | Busdriver - Imaginary Places |
| D-Boys Normal Goalhorn | Nine-Tailed Fox |
| D-Boys Halloween Goalhorn | Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Peanut Mix) |
| D-Boys Comeback Horn | Thin Lizzy - D-Boys are Back in Town |
| AMOGUS | La Mano de Sus |
| Overloading Magma Worm | Chris Christodoulou - Tropic of Cancer |
| G-TEK | G-Tek - Vonsnake (The BallisticNG Soundtrack) |
| ROCK AND STONE | Leave No Dwarf Behind |
| ___ lvl? | Runescape Main Theme Rock Metal Mix |
| asdwdasdsdasaaaasdasda | Witness Prevention |
Chants
Scoreboard
No matter how good in-game leader you are, the one with the most frags always takes the cake. Here's the Hall of Glory with the best goalscorers/assisters/GKs this team has to offer. Only players to have scored/assisted in official matches will be shown.
Outfielders
| Name | Goals/Assists |
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| phoon | 9/5 |
| AMOGUS | 7/5 |
| D-Boys | 7/2 |
| Hamachi | 3/1 |
| Gregor | 2/0 |
| Random Crits are Fair and Balanced | 1/3 |
| I'M ACCELERATING! | 1/1 |
| Overloading Magma Worm | 0/1 |
| Quake | 0/1 |
| ROCK AND STONE | 0/1 |
| Autisticly Specific Minecraft Servers | 0/1 |
Goalkeepers
| Name | Saves |
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| DELETE THIS | 24 |
| DOOR STUCK | 22 |
Achievements and Honors
2021 4chan World Cup
Best Overall Aesthetics.
Best Model.
Rivalries
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| The Friendly Sibling Rivalry Ever since both teams came to life, everyone started wondering "Who's the better team? Who's gonna come up on top? Who's gonna get further?" |
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