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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''John Gamefreak''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''John Gamefreak''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|3 | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|3 | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Tentaquil''' | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Tentaquil''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Tentaquil.png| | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''BURASTO BAAN''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''BURASTO BAAN''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:burasto_baan.png| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:burasto_baan.png|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega- | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega- | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''IT'S YA BOI''' | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''IT'S YA BOI''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:yaboi.png| | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:yaboi.png|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!" | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!" | ||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#D3A890" align="center"|17 | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#D3A890" align="center"|'''Masuda''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#D3A890" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#D3A890" align="center"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#D3A890" align="center"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. | |||
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | |||
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|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING''' | |||
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|[[File:fuckingnothing.png|250px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#D3A890;" align="center"|Wow! | |||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0 | |style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|9 | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0 | |style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|'''Citizen Snips''' | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0 | |style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0 | |style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|[[File:snips.png|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0 | |style="background:#C0C0C0" align="center"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | ||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|250px|center]] | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''SALSA!''' | |style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''SALSA!''' | ||
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon {{greentext|XD}}. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon {{greentext|XD}}. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | ||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|10 | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|10 | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Fug {{Captain}}''' | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Fug {{Captain}}''' | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}} | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Fug.png| | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Fug.png|250px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|fug | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|fug | ||
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Revision as of 20:21, 8 April 2018
The players representing /vp/'s football team.
Only players currently on the roster are shown.
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Starting Roster
No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | ||
2 | Proud of its Power |
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His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. | |||
5 | John Gamefreak |
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The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | |||
3 | Tentaquil |
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Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | |||
21 | BURASTO BAAN |
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With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega-
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW! | |||
19 | IT'S YA BOI |
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"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!" | |||
17 | Masuda |
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Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | |||
11 | WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING |
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Wow! | |||
9 | Citizen Snips |
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Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | |||
8 | Miror B. |
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SALSA!
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon >XD. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games. | |||
10 | Fug |
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fug |
Substitutes
No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | ||
15 | Trumpets |
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Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | |||
14 | REMOVE GENIES |
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They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too. | |||
16 | Release it |
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Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way. | |||
4 | Donuts |
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Donut post it? If you insist... | |||
18 | No Es Fake |
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ES HADA | |||
22 | >43 speed |
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The Alolan speed limit is 43 MPH, please be careful! | |||
6 | Serebii.net |
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If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe. | |||
23 | Comedy Relief Owl |
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It's only purpose is to be the comedic relief character. Owlfags BTFO | |||
13 | GET IN THE BAG |
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG! | |||
20 | Punished Bird |
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Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well. | |||
7 | >implying owls are birds |
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"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls >birds |