/vp/ Roster

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

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Starting Roster

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Gotta Catch 'Em All		ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot? Unless you're in Galar lmao
2	LB	Trumpets		Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
3	CB	Proud of its Power		His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
4	CB	REMOVE GENIES		They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
5	RB	Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak		I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out. P.S: Ash is a loser
6	DMF	OMP OMP OMP		Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
7	CMF	Scot-Chan		No one can interpret what she's saying. But she's cute, and that's all that matters.
8	CMF	WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING		New direct coming? Get your Groudons ready
9	SS	Miror B.		SALSA! The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
10	SS	Citizen Snips		Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
11	CF	Fug		fug

Substitutes

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
14	LB	Smogonsword		One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal.
15	LB	John Gamefreak		The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
12	CB	Masuda		Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
13	CB	Punished Bird		Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well.
16	RB	Tentaquil		Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
17	RB	Serebii Confirmed		If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
18	DMF	No Es Fake		ES HADA
19	DMF	KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO		Did someone say KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
20	DMF	Blobbos		Shh.. Blobbos is slepp.
21	CMF	BURASTO BAAN		With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega- LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
22	CMF	>implying owls are birds		"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!" But seriously, >owls >birds
23	CMF	IT'S YA BOI		"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"