/vp/ Roster

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

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Starting Roster

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Gotta Catch 'Em All		ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot? Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know.
2	LB	Masuda		Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
3	CB	Proud of its Power		His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
4	CB	REMOVE GENIES		They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
5	RB	Tentaquil		Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
6	DMF	OMP OMP OMP		Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
7	CMF	KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO		Did someone say KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
8	CMF	WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING		New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
9	AMF	Miror B.		SALSA! The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
10	CF	Citizen Snips		Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
11	CF	Fug		fug

Substitutes

Number	Position	Name	Picture	Description
12	CB	Trumpets		Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
13	CB	Just Make It Long		Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
14	LB	COUNTER THE COUNTER		Winning the Pokémon League is that easy, just counter the counter! If only Ash had realized this 6 regions ago.
15	RB	John Gamefreak		The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
16	DMF	Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak		I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out. P.S: Ash is a loser
17	DMF	Serebii Confirmed		If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
18	CMF	No Es Fake		ES HADA
19	CMF	Scot-Chan		No one can interpret what she's saying. But she's cute, and that's all that matters.
20	LMF	James Turner		Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the Vanillite line & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
21	LMF	BURASTO BAAN		With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega- LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
22	RMF	>implying owls are birds		"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!" But seriously, >owls >birds
23	RMF	IT'S YA BOI		"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"