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The players representing '''[[/vp/]]'s''' football team.


{| class="wikitable" width=70%
Only players currently on the roster are shown.
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
|-
|-
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Position
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Name
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Portrait
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Background
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Playing Style
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Number
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|}  
| align=center|'''Serebii.net'''
 
|
=== Starting Roster ===
| Serebii.net, remember if it's not Serebii confirmed, it's a shit
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| Defensive Goalkeeper
| align=center|'''8'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|  
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| The point of the game is to Gotta Catch 'em All, if you don't attempt to catch them all then why are you posting on /vp/?
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| align=center|'''11'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|1
| align=center|'''First Edition Charizard'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch {{greentext|400}}'''
| First Edition Charizard is the rarest of all Pokémon TGC from the base set back in 1999. A mint First Edition Charizard goes about $500 in today's market
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_400.jpg|center|300px]]
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>
| align=center|'''21'''
 
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
| align=center|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
| Started as the music composer for Pokémon eventually worked his way up to game director. Goes to big conferences and announces new pokémon games. New pokémon game when? "lol, I don't know"
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
| Defensive Fullback
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
| align=center|'''14'''
 
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|3
| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Proud of its Power'''
| We were working on a Flygon Mega, but we couldn't agree on how it would look. Basically HA HA HA NEVER EVER
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
| Defensive Fullback
|style="background:#C3D69B"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
| align=center|'''23'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|4
| align=center|'''No Es Fake'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''RESTORED GENIES'''
| Spanish origin. JA JA JA NO ES FAKE
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
| align=center|'''10'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|5
| align=center|'''Proud of its Power'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
| A Lucario that's Proud of its Power to the point all hell breaks loose and can't control it self
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
| align=center|'''12'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
| align=center|'''Bulbapedo'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
| The head admin of Bulbapedia is a known pedo. "Age is just a number" Liam Pomfret.  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.png|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Ahem''', OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
| align=center|'''19'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|7
| align=center|'''7.8/10'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
| Also known as Too Much Water. A reviewer from IGN gave Pokémon ORAS a 7.5/10 and said Too Much Water was a negative.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#C3D69B"|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
| align=center|'''78'''
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|9
| align=center|'''Fug'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
| /vp/'s version of Pepe. Features Rayquaza in assorted images and Fug.
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
| align=center|'''22'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|8
| align=center|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
| A /vp/ created Pokémon that pukes blood and is in fact a shit. Is also in Pokémon Clover, a game created by /vp/
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
| Offensive Fullback
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
| align=center|'''5'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|10
| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
| If you like May, Dawn, Agatha, or any other girl in the pokémon world, just know this. Your waifu a shit, kill yourself.
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
| Offensive Fullback
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
| align=center|'''20'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|11
| align=center|'''MissingNo.'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|  
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
| Hey kid, yeah you, come over here. I got this glitch that will make your pokémon strong enough to overkill the elite four and your rival. Just watch me catch this weedle a couple dozen times and surf the coast of cinnabar island. Oh, and don't forget to save your game.
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
| Anchor Man
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
| align=center|'''6'''
|}
 
=== Substitutes ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''No Moves'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| This flareon has No Moves, No Moves at all. You would think Flare Blitz would be of some use to it, but it's still nothing
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| Anchor Man
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| align=center|'''16'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|12
| align=center|'''Smogonsword'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Just Make It Long'''
| Sword and Shield mon that Smogon likes to jerk off to. ;^)
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
| Anchor Man
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
| align=center|'''15'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|13
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Trumpets'''
| Showderp Rep. This Drapion uses Acupressure, Rest, Sleep Talk, and Knock Off to transform into an evasion champ.
|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
| align=center|'''7'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|14
| align=center|'''Joey's Rattata'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
| Well, I’m the best Rattata in the game! When you try me with a sorry Rattata like Mikey's, that’s the result you gonna get! Top Percentage.
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
| align=center|'''17'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|15
| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Leakerchad'''
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds.
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
| ''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
| align=center|'''9'''
"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|16
| align=center|'''It's a Hat'''
| align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
| Is it a Hat or is it his hair? It's really his Hair though
|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
| Classic No.10
|I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
| align=center|'''18'''
 
P.S: Ash is a loser
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|17
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
| The bravest of them all. His priority is greater then yours, I cry everytime ;_;7
|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
| Hole Player
|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!"
| align=center|'''2'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
|18
| align=center|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Fishious Rend'''
| Hey man, what's you favorite pokémon soundtrack? I like RSE because [toots intensifies]
|[[File:Dracovish.gif|300px|center]]
| Creative Playmaker
|An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and [https://i.imgur.com/T1BRV6b.png essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.]
| align=center|'''3'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
|19
| align=center|'''DOGARS'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''Scot-Chan'''
| Japanese name for Koffing. Roxie, a gym leader in B&W2, is a poison type master. Has a band and sings out D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS on the Japanese version.
|[[File:ScotChan.png|300px|center]]
| Creative Playmaker
|No one can interpret what she's saying.
| align=center|'''4'''
 
But she's cute, and that's all that matters.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}}
|20
| align=center|'''Miror B.'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''James Turner'''
| The Samba salsa king. Been through the highs and lows of the team.
|[[File:jamesturner.png|300px|center]]
| Adv. Striker
|Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the {{tt|Vanillite line|/vp/'s favorite!}} & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
| align=center|'''1'''
|-
|}
|21
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-


LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
|-
|22
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''


But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
|-
|23
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|'''Ball Guy'''
|[[File:ballguy.jpg|300px|center]]
|"I'm the ball guy!"
|}


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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 11:36, 1 February 2020

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
1
GK
Gotta Catch >400
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

2
LB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

3
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
4
CB
RESTORED GENIES
REMOVE GENIES.jpg
Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
5
RB
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
6
CMF
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.png
Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
7
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

9
CMF
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

8
CF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
10
CF
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
11
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
12
GK
Just Make It Long
Makeitlong.png
Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
13
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
14
CB
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
15
CB
Leakerchad
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.

"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.

16
CB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

P.S: Ash is a loser

17
LB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!"
18
RB
Fishious Rend
Dracovish.gif
An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.
19
CMF
Scot-Chan
ScotChan.png
No one can interpret what she's saying.

But she's cute, and that's all that matters.

20
CMF
James Turner
Jamesturner.png
Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the Vanillite line & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
21
CMF
BURASTO BAAN
Burasto baan.png
With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-

LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!

22
RMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

23
RMF
Ball Guy
Ballguy.jpg
"I'm the ball guy!"