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The players representing '''[[/vp/]]'s''' football team.
 
Only players currently on the roster are shown.
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
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|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Position
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!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Name
 
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Portrait
=== Starting Roster ===
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Background
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
!style="background:#082567;color:#ffffff"| Playing Style
!style="background:#9B111E;color:#ffffff"| Number
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''Serebii.net'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG|200px]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| Until next time, see ya.
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| align=center|'''8'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|1
| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch {{greentext|400}}'''
| ALL 621 (SIX-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE) OF THEM.  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_400.jpg|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>


If you're not catching them all, you might as well get the fuck out of /vp/.
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
| Defensive Goalkeeper
| align=center|'''11'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
| align=center|'''DOGARS'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:DOGARS.PNG|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
| Roxie, the second Gym Leader in Black 2 / White 2, sings out the name of her Koffing in the Japanese version.  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.


D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
| Defensive Goalkeeper
|-
| align=center|'''21'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|3
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Proud of its Power'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|4
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''RESTORED GENIES'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|5
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
| align=center|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Masuda.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
| "Why don't you bring back Challenge Mode? A lot of people really enjoyed it in Black 2 and White 2, Masuda."
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.png|300px|center]]
 
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Ahem''', OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
"Haha, I don't know."
 
"If we did that, then no one would be able to beat the game, then!"
| Defensive Fullback
| align=center|'''14'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|LB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|7
| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|200px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
| FLYGONFAG GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GARCHOMPITE + ALTARIANITE + SALAMENCITE + LATIOSITE = KILL FLYGONITE
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|style="background:#C3D69B"|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
HAHAHA YOU ARE THE MEGA IDIOT YOU ARE THE MEGA SMELL
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
| Defensive Fullback
| align=center|'''23'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|9
| align=center|'''No Es Fake'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:No Es Fake.png|200px]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
| JAJAJA, NO ES FAKE, ES HADA
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
| align=center|'''10'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|8
| align=center|'''Proud of its Power'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:POIP.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
| This is an odd request, but does anyone have a 30 IV Lucario they'd be willing to trade? I know it's not good IVs, but one stat point doesn't matter to me and I'd rather have a proud Lucario than one that can't control its power.
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
| Build Up
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
| align=center|'''12'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|10
| align=center|'''Bulbapedo'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|200px]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
| I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Bulbagarden for breaking Pokémon news. It’s always Serebii or PokéJungle or PokéBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of delivering information.
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
 
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
We break the exact same news at the exact same time from the exact same sources, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Serebii for confirmation” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to post something because people are incapable of typing at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that what we’re saying is complete and accurate to the best of our knowledge and ability.
 
No fan site has any authority to confirm anything, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Serebii or PJ or WPM couldn’t update their sites for some reason, the news would still break. Bulbagarden does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to breaking news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, but no one ever seems to believe anything until Serebii posts about it, and that just makes me sad.
| Build Up
| align=center|'''19'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|11
| align=center|'''Fug'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Fug.png]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
| Originates from an early XY giveaway by some German who cloned shiny Rayquazas. The German for Flying-type is Flug -- which some anon helpfully edited as Fug. It snowballed from there.
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
|}


Remember to share your rare Fugs, anon.
=== Substitutes ===
| Build Up
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| align=center|'''22'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| align=center|'''Tentaquil'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| align=center|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| Wait, what the fuck is this, you ask? Well, sorry it's shit, but this is a Tentaquil. It pukes blood.
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
 
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
It's also a long-standing fakemon that has become emblematic of /vp/.
| Offensive Fullback
| align=center|'''5'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|RB}}
|12
| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Best Pokegirl.jpg|200px]]
|'''Just Make It Long'''
| Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokegirl?
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
 
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
 
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
| Offensive Fullback
| align=center|'''20'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|13
| align=center|'''MissingNo.'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Missingno.jpg|200px]]
|'''Trumpets'''
| Probably one of the most famous-slash-notorious glitches, tempered by years and years of being shared on .net pages with shitty HTML and schoolyard rumormongering.
|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
 
|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
Load up your old Red / Blue, and go to Viridian City. Ask the old man to show you how to catch a Pokémon, then fly to Cinnabar Island. See that coastline running right beside the Gym? Surf up and down alongside it and you'll encounter MissingNo, a level 80 Bird/Normal-type with the cry of a Nidoran. Catch it and give it a Rare Candy and it'll become a Kangaskhan.
 
Also, encountering it multiplies the item in the sixth slot of your bag, whether it be a Rare Candy or a Master Ball, which is probably one of its more notable beneficial effects. No, don't mind that Hall of Fame data, that was always glitched anyway. :^)
| Anchor Man
| align=center|'''6'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|14
| align=center|'''No Moves'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
| Pokémon who might have been good if their movepools weren't so fucking awful. So tell me, /vp/, how do we fix Game Freak's shit?
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
Maybe they'll give Samurott Shell Smash one day. I mean, come on, that thing on its head is a shell, right?
| Anchor Man
| align=center|'''16'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|DMF}}
|15
| align=center|'''Smogonsword'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|200px]]
|'''Leakerchad'''
| FIGHTING THIS THING IS LITERALLY A COINFLIP, IT'S LITERALLY UNCOMPETITIVE, FUCKING BAN IT ALREADY SMOGON
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
| Anchor Man
| ''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
| align=center|'''15'''
"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|16
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips'''
| align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:snips.png|320px]]
|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
| When Champ is down six to one against the tyranny of a Smogon-Approved Team™, there is no greater hero than Citizen Snips, who -- seeing the peril -- ascends to his final form in a flurry of Acupressure-induced boosts. Nay, no underhanded strike shall wound critically our battle-hardened Snips, nor any blow land against his evasive prowess. Snips shall strike fear into the hearts of the oppressor, whose years of naught but closed knowledge of its own has prepared it for naught outside its boundaries, for he is but a foreigner in a land of thundering genies, of armored thorns, or misshapen creations of lava.
|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.


They thought that no creature outside their realm would surpass them and their empire. Lo, and the mighty fell.
P.S: Ash is a loser
| Box-to-Box
| align=center|'''7'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|17
| align=center|'''Joey's Rattata'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Joey's Rattata.gif|200px]]
|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
| Well, I’m the best Rattata in the game! When you try me with a sorry Rattata like Mikey's, that’s the result you gonna get! Top Percentage.
|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
| align=center|'''17'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
|18
| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:IOAB.jpg|200px]]
|'''Fishious Rend'''
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds, so I thought Spearow must be the regional bird for Johto.
|[[File:Dracovish.gif|300px|center]]
| Box-to-Box
|An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and [https://i.imgur.com/T1BRV6b.png essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.]
| align=center|'''9'''
|-
|19
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''Scot-Chan'''
|[[File:ScotChan.png|300px|center]]
|No one can interpret what she's saying.
 
But she's cute, and that's all that matters.
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|20
| align=center|'''It's a Hat'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|
|'''James Turner'''
| Fuck off, it's HAIR. We already went over this.
|[[File:jamesturner.png|300px|center]]
| Classic No.10
|Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the {{tt|Vanillite line|/vp/'s favorite!}} & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
| align=center|'''18'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
|21
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg]]
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
| Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-


Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
| Hole Player
| align=center|'''2'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
|22
| align=center|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Trumpets.png|200px]]
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
| The reason RSE's soundtrack is literally Übermensch.  
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''


Everyone else can go and stay go.
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
| Creative Playmaker
| align=center|'''3'''
|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}}
|23
| align=center|'''Miror B.'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
| align=center|[[File:Miror B.jpg|200px]]
|'''Ball Guy'''
| One of /vp/'s oldest players, a fan favorite, and a mainstay.
|[[File:ballguy.jpg|300px|center]]
 
|"I'm the ball guy!"
Extremely spicy.
| Adv. Striker
| align=center|'''1'''
|}
|}


 
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 11:36, 1 February 2020

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
1
GK
Gotta Catch >400
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

2
LB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

3
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
4
CB
RESTORED GENIES
REMOVE GENIES.jpg
 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
5
RB
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
6
CMF
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.png
 Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
7
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

9
CMF
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

8
CF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
10
CF
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
11
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
 fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
12
GK
Just Make It Long
Makeitlong.png
 Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
13
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
14
CB
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
15
CB
Leakerchad
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.

"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.

16
CB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
 I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

P.S: Ash is a loser

17
LB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
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RB
Fishious Rend
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 An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.
19
CMF
Scot-Chan
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 No one can interpret what she's saying.

But she's cute, and that's all that matters.

20
CMF
James Turner
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 Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the Vanillite line & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
21
CMF
BURASTO BAAN
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 With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-

LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!

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RMF
>implying owls are birds
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 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

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RMF
Ball Guy
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 "I'm the ball guy!"
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