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|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Bench'''
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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==Roster==
=== Starting Roster ===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
===Goalkeepers===
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{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''No.'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|1
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch {{greentext|400}}'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''In-game'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_400.jpg|center|300px]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| 89
| align=center| Gotta Catch 'Em All
| align=center| [[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:GCEA-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?


In fact, I'll go out on a limb here and say you probably haven't even seen all the Pokémon in your regional 'Dex. I thought not. Absolutely disgusting. Maybe once you get your Shiny Charm I'll let you come close to the 18-yard box again, casual.
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 10
| align=center| Smogonsword
| align=center| [[File:Smogonsword.PNG|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Smogonsword-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal.
 
Remember, if you can't score, it's not luck, it's skill. Just git gud and outplay the coinflip next time.
|}
 
===Center-backs===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''No.'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''In-game'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| 22
| align=center| Terminal Zygarde
| align=center| [[File:Terminalzygarde.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Terminal_Zygarde-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| We told Zygarde that if he could help the defense out maybe Game Freak would unveil their ruse, delay Sun and Moon, and reveal Pokémon Z. Unfortunately, he's still not doing too well, so he's simply given up and prayed that Sun and Moon are good and that maybe he'll be more relevant in it.
 
Get well soon, Zygarde.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| 52
| align=center| {{greentext|mega flygon}}
| align=center| [[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Mega_Flygon-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 87
| align=center| Bulbapedo
| align=center| [[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Bulbapedo-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| In this fandom, every time new info is leaked or revealed, everyone starts screaming “Serebii confirmed!” like he’s some kind of official source, even on our own Facebook page. Serebii tends to post first and ask questions later, which is fine if you’re into that kind of thing, but at Bulbagarden we pride ourselves on taking that extra bit of time to make sure that the information we’re presenting is accurate to the best of our ability, and a lot of times it feels like that effort is just completely unappreciated.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 98
| align=center| Masuda
| align=center| [[File:Masuda.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Masuda-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.


When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
|-bgcolor=""
|-
| align=center| 9
|style="background:#C3D69B"|3
| align=center| John Gamefreak
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Proud of its Power'''
| align=center| [[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|150px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
| align=center| The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|4
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''RESTORED GENIES'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|5
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Ahem''', OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|7
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|9
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|8
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
|-
|style="background:#E0C068"|10
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
|-
|style="background:#E0C068;"|11
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
|}
|}


===Left-backs===
=== Substitutes ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
|-
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|12
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''Just Make It Long'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-
| align=center| 67
|13
| align=center| Elevator Rotom
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center|  
|'''Trumpets'''
| align=center| [[File:Elevator_Rotom-IG.jpg|150px]]
|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
| align=center|
|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|-bgcolor=""
|-
| align=center| 60
|14
| align=center| REMOVE GENIES
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| align=center| [[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|150px]]
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
| align=center| [[File:REMOVE_GENIES-IG.jpg|150px]]
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
| align=center| They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
|}
|-
|15
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Leakerchad'''
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
| ''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.
|-
|16
| align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.


===Right-backs===
P.S: Ash is a loser
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|17
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-
| align=center| 41
|18
| align=center| NO ES FAKE
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| align=center| [[File:No Es Fake.png|150px]]
|'''Fishious Rend'''
| align=center| [[File:NO ES FAKE-IG.jpg|150px]]
|[[File:Dracovish.gif|300px|center]]
| align=center|  
|An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and [https://i.imgur.com/T1BRV6b.png essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.]
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 97
| align=center| Blobbos
| align=center| [[File:Blobbos.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Blobbos-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|}
 
 
===Defensive Midfielders===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|19
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''Scot-Chan'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
|[[File:ScotChan.png|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|No one can interpret what she's saying.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| 1
| align=center| No Moves
| align=center|
| align=center| [[File:No Moves-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| Movesets can make or break the Pokémon: bad stats can be made up for with insane versatility, like Smeargle, while good stats can be let down by not having the moves to take advantage of them.


Then Game Freak actually gave in, let Flareon have the Flare Blitz his base 130 Attack needed, and we found out he was still useless.
But she's cute, and that's all that matters.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 69
| align=center| Citizen Snips
| align=center| [[File:snips.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Citizen_Snips-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 99
| align=center| fem.ale onl.y
| align=center|
| align=center| [[File:Female_only-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|}
 
===Center Midfielders===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|20
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''James Turner'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
|[[File:jamesturner.png|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the {{tt|Vanillite line|/vp/'s favorite!}} & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
| align=center| 1
| align=center| Tentaquil
| align=center| [[File:Tentaquil.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Tentaquil-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
 
Also, he pukes up blood. I guess the trail of blood could get the other team to take an awful spill.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| 92
| align=center| Agumon
| align=center|
| align=center| [[File:Agumon-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| On loan from the eventual /mon/ board that Hiro will eventually create once the Digimon shitposters on /vp/ shill hard enough.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 59
| align=center| Proud of its Power
| align=center| [[File:POIP.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:POIP-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
 
Just watch, all these midfielders are going to spaghetti because all they do is thrash about.
|}
 
===Attacking Midfielders===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|21
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-  
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
| align=center| 72
| align=center| Miror B.
| align=center|
| align=center| [[File:Miror B-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 59
| align=center| Serebii.net
| align=center| [[File:Serebii.PNG|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Serebii-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|}


===Second Strikers===
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|22
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
| align=center| 34
| align=center| Bravest Bird
| align=center|
| align=center| [[File:Bravest Bird-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 59
| align=center| Trumpets
| align=center| [[File:Trumpets.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Trumpets-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
 
Everyone else, please kindly go. You are standing in the presence of the Übermensch.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 59
| align=center| {{greentext|implying owls are birds}}
| align=center| [[File:IOAB.jpg|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:IOAB-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|}


===Center Forwards===
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
|-
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''No.'''
|23
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Name'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''Picture'''
|'''Ball Guy'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"  align=center| '''In-game'''
|[[File:ballguy.jpg|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|"I'm the ball guy!"
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
| align=center| 93
| align=center| Fug
| align=center| [[File:Fug.png|150px]]
| align=center| [[File:Fug-IG.jpg|150px]]
| align=center|
|}
|}


{{Navbox vp}}
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 11:36, 1 February 2020

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
1
GK
Gotta Catch >400
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

2
LB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

3
CB
Proud of its Power
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 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
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CB
RESTORED GENIES
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 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
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RB
Tentaquil
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 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
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CMF
OMP OMP OMP
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 Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
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CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

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CMF
Miror B.
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 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

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CF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
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 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
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CF
Citizen Snips
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 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
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CF
Fug Captain
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 fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
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GK
Just Make It Long
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 Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
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CB
Trumpets
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 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
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CB
THAT ONE TREE
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 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
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CB
Leakerchad
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 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.

"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.

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CB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
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 I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

P.S: Ash is a loser

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LB
MISTA MERRIKU
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 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
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RB
Fishious Rend
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 An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.
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CMF
Scot-Chan
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 No one can interpret what she's saying.

But she's cute, and that's all that matters.

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CMF
James Turner
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 Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the Vanillite line & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
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CMF
BURASTO BAAN
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 With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-

LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!

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RMF
>implying owls are birds
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 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

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RMF
Ball Guy
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 "I'm the ball guy!"
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