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|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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=== Goalkeepers ===
=== Starting Roster ===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|1
|style="background:#C3D69B"|1
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Gotta Catch 'Em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch {{greentext|400}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_400.jpg|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>
 
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
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|align="center"|12
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|align="center"|'''Smogonsword'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|align="center"|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|One of the most versatile members of the team, Smogonsword could be ravaging the pitch with his stellar base 150 mixed offenses, but he's decided on this occasion to go into Shield Forme and hopefully harshly reduce the Attack of any opponent who tries to make contact with his goal.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
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=== Starting Roster ===
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
{|{{Prettytable}}
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|3
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1"|'''Position'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Proud of its Power'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|2
|style="background:#C3D69B"|4
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Proud of its Power'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''RESTORED GENIES'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:POIP.jpg|250px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|5
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''John Gamefreak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|17
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|250px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.
 
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
|-
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|3
|style="background:#C3D69B"|5
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|21
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Ahem''', OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
 
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|19
|style="background:#C3D69B"|7
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|'''IT'S YA BOI'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|[[File:yaboi.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"
|style="background:#C3D69B"|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
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|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|9
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|9
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|[[File:snips.png|350px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#EDDA74" align="center"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|11
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|8
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Toppu Lel'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:toplel.png|250px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|The Island Guardian of /vp/ who graces the metagame with {{greentext|her}} presence. But still we all wonder that maybe one day, tapus will be removed.
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|8
|style="background:#E0C068"|10
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|250px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''SALSA!'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
 
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon {{greentext|XD}}. Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|-
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|style="background:#E0C068;"|11
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|10
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|fug
|}
|}


=== Substitutes ===
=== Substitutes ===
{|{{Prettytable}}
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
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|align="center"|15
|12
|align="center"|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|'''Just Make It Long'''
|align="center"|[[File:Trumpets.png|250px|center]]
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
|-
|-
|align="center"|14
|13
|align="center"|'''REMOVE GENIES'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|'''Trumpets'''
|align="center"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]]
|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|-
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|align="center"|16
|14
|align="center"|'''Release it'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|align="center"|[[File:Release.jpg|250xpx|center]]
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way.
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
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|align="center"|4
|15
|align="center"|'''Donuts'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|'''Leakerchad'''
|align="center"|[[File:Donut.png|250xpx|center]]
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Donut post it? If you insist...
| ''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.
|-
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|align="center"|18
|16
|align="center"|'''No Es Fake'''
| align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|align="center"|[[File:No Es Fake.png|250px|center]]
|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|ES HADA
|I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
 
P.S: Ash is a loser
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|align="center"|22
|17
|align="center"|'''{{greentext|43 speed}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|align="center"|[[File:Aslowla.png|250xpx|center]]
|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|align="center"|The Alolan speed limit is 43 MPH, please be careful!
|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
|-
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|align="center"|6
|18
|align="center"|'''Serebii.net'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}}
|'''Fishious Rend'''
|align="center"|[[File:Serebii.PNG|250px|center]]
|[[File:Dracovish.gif|300px|center]]
|align="center"|If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
|An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and [https://i.imgur.com/T1BRV6b.png essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.]
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|align="center"|23
|19
|align="center"|'''Comedy Relief Owl'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|'''Scot-Chan'''
|align="center"|[[File:Comedyowl.png|250xpx|center]]
|[[File:ScotChan.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|It's only purpose is to be the comedic relief character. Owlfags BTFO
|No one can interpret what she's saying.
 
But she's cute, and that's all that matters.
|-
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|align="center"|13
|20
|align="center"|'''GET IN THE BAG'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|'''James Turner'''
|align="center"|[[File:GITB.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:jamesturner.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
|Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the {{tt|Vanillite line|/vp/'s favorite!}} & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
|-
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|align="center"|20
|21
|align="center"|'''Punished Bird'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
|align="center"|[[File:punished bird.png|300px|center]]
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|align="center"|Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well.
|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-
 
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
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|align="center"|7
|22
|align="center"|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|align="center"|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|align="center"|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''


But seriously, {{greentext|owls}}
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
{{greentext|birds}}
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|'''Ball Guy'''
|[[File:ballguy.jpg|300px|center]]
|"I'm the ball guy!"
|}
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{{Navbox vp}}
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 11:36, 1 February 2020

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
1
GK
Gotta Catch >400
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

2
LB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

3
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
4
CB
RESTORED GENIES
REMOVE GENIES.jpg
 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
5
RB
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
6
CMF
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.png
 Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
7
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

9
CMF
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

8
CF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
10
CF
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
11
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
 fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
12
GK
Just Make It Long
Makeitlong.png
 Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
13
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
14
CB
THAT ONE TREE
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 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
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CB
Leakerchad
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 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.

"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.

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CB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
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 I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

P.S: Ash is a loser

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LB
MISTA MERRIKU
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 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
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RB
Fishious Rend
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 An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.
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CMF
Scot-Chan
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 No one can interpret what she's saying.

But she's cute, and that's all that matters.

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CMF
James Turner
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 Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the Vanillite line & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
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CMF
BURASTO BAAN
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 With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-

LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!

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RMF
>implying owls are birds
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 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

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RMF
Ball Guy
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 "I'm the ball guy!"
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