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| align=center|'''Serebii.net'''
| align=center|'''Serebii.net'''
| align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG|200px]]
| Serebii.net, remember if it's not Serebii confirmed, it's a shit
| Until next time, see ya.
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| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
| align=center|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|200px]]   
| align=center|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|200px]]   
| The point of the game is to Gotta Catch 'em All, if you don't attempt to catch them all then why are you posting on /vp/?
| ALL 621 (SIX-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE) OF THEM.
 
If you're not catching them all, you might as well get the fuck out of /vp/.
| Defensive Goalkeeper
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| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
| align=center|{{Position|GK}}
| align=center|'''First Edition Charizard'''
| align=center|'''DOGARS'''
| align=center|[[File:First_Edition_Charizard.PNG|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:DOGARS.PNG|200px]]
| First Edition Charizard is the rarest of all Pokémon TGC from the base set back in 1999. A mint First Edition Charizard goes about $500 in today's market
| Roxie, the second Gym Leader in Black 2 / White 2, sings out the name of her Koffing in the Japanese version.  
 
D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!
| Defensive Goalkeeper
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| align=center|'''Masuda'''
| align=center|'''Masuda'''
| align=center|[[File:Masuda.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Masuda.jpg|200px]]
| Started as the music composer for Pokémon eventually worked his way up to game director. Goes to big conferences and announces new pokémon games. New pokémon game when? "lol, I don't know"
| "Why don't you bring back Challenge Mode? A lot of people really enjoyed it in Black 2 and White 2, Masuda."
 
"Haha, I don't know."
 
"If we did that, then no one would be able to beat the game, then!"
| Defensive Fullback
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| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}'''
| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}'''
| align=center|[[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|200px]]
| We were working on a Flygon Mega, but we couldn't agree on how it would look. Basically HA HA HA NEVER EVER
| FLYGONFAG GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GARCHOMPITE + ALTARIANITE + SALAMENCITE + LATIOSITE = KILL FLYGONITE
 
HAHAHA YOU ARE THE MEGA IDIOT YOU ARE THE MEGA SMELL
| Defensive Fullback
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| align=center|'''No Es Fake'''
| align=center|'''No Es Fake'''
| align=center|[[File:No Es Fake.png|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:No Es Fake.png|200px]]
| Spanish origin. JA JA JA NO ES FAKE
| JAJAJA, NO ES FAKE, ES HADA
| Build Up
| Build Up
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| align=center|'''Proud of its Power'''
| align=center|'''Proud of its Power'''
| align=center|[[File:POIP.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:POIP.jpg|200px]]
| A Lucario that's Proud of its Power to the point all hell breaks loose and can't control it self
| This is an odd request, but does anyone have a 30 IV Lucario they'd be willing to trade? I know it's not good IVs, but one stat point doesn't matter to me and I'd rather have a proud Lucario than one that can't control its power.
| Build Up
| Build Up
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| align=center|'''Bulbapedo'''
| align=center|'''Bulbapedo'''
| align=center|[[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|200px]]
| The head admin of Bulbapedia is a known pedo. "Age is just a number" Liam Pomfret.  
| I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Bulbagarden for breaking Pokémon news. It’s always Serebii or PokéJungle or PokéBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of delivering information.
 
We break the exact same news at the exact same time from the exact same sources, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Serebii for confirmation” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to post something because people are incapable of typing at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that what we’re saying is complete and accurate to the best of our knowledge and ability.  
 
No fan site has any authority to confirm anything, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Serebii or PJ or WPM couldn’t update their sites for some reason, the news would still break. Bulbagarden does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to breaking news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, but no one ever seems to believe anything until Serebii posts about it, and that just makes me sad.
| Build Up
| Build Up
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| align=center|'''19'''
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
| align=center|'''7.8/10'''
| align=center|[[File:Too much water.png|200px]]
| Also known as Too Much Water. A reviewer from IGN gave Pokémon ORAS a 7.5/10 and said Too Much Water was a negative.
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|-
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
| align=center|{{Position|CB}}
| align=center|'''Fug'''
| align=center|'''Fug'''
| align=center|[[File:Fug.png]]
| align=center|[[File:Fug.png]]
| /vp/'s version of Pepe. Features Rayquaza in assorted images and Fug.
| Originates from an early XY giveaway by some German who cloned shiny Rayquazas. The German for Flying-type is Flug -- which some anon helpfully edited as Fug. It snowballed from there.
 
Remember to share your rare Fugs, anon.
| Build Up
| Build Up
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| align=center|'''Tentaquil'''
| align=center|'''Tentaquil'''
| align=center|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px]]
| A /vp/ created Pokémon that pukes blood and is in fact a shit. Is also in Pokémon Clover, a game created by /vp/
| Wait, what the fuck is this, you ask? Well, sorry it's shit, but this is a Tentaquil. It pukes blood.
 
It's also a long-standing fakemon that has become emblematic of /vp/.
| Offensive Fullback
| Offensive Fullback
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| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl'''
| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl'''
| align=center|[[File:Best Pokegirl.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Best Pokegirl.jpg|200px]]
| If you like May, Dawn, Agatha, or any other girl in the pokémon world, just know this. Your waifu a shit, kill yourself.
| Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokegirl?
 
 
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
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| Offensive Fullback
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| align=center|'''MissingNo.'''
| align=center|'''MissingNo.'''
| align=center|[[File:Missingno.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Missingno.jpg|200px]]
| Hey kid, yeah you, come over here. I got this glitch that will make your pokémon strong enough to overkill the elite four and your rival. Just watch me catch this weedle a couple dozen times and surf the coast of cinnabar island. Oh, and don't forget to save your game.
| Probably one of the most famous-slash-notorious glitches, tempered by years and years of being shared on .net pages with shitty HTML and schoolyard rumormongering.
 
Load up your old Red / Blue, and go to Viridian City. Ask the old man to show you how to catch a Pokémon, then fly to Cinnabar Island. See that coastline running right beside the Gym? Surf up and down alongside it and you'll encounter MissingNo, a level 80 Bird/Normal-type with the cry of a Nidoran. Catch it and give it a Rare Candy and it'll become a Kangaskhan.
 
Also, encountering it multiplies the item in the sixth slot of your bag, whether it be a Rare Candy or a Master Ball, which is probably one of its more notable beneficial effects. No, don't mind that Hall of Fame data, that was always glitched anyway. :^)
| Anchor Man
| Anchor Man
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| align=center|'''No Moves'''
| align=center|'''No Moves'''
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| This flareon has No Moves, No Moves at all. You would think Flare Blitz would be of some use to it, but it's still nothing
| Pokémon who might have been good if their movepools weren't so fucking awful. So tell me, /vp/, how do we fix Game Freak's shit?
 
Maybe they'll give Samurott Shell Smash one day. I mean, come on, that thing on its head is a shell, right?
| Anchor Man
| Anchor Man
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| align=center|'''Smogonsword'''
| align=center|'''Smogonsword'''
| align=center|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|200px]]
| Sword and Shield mon that Smogon likes to jerk off to. ;^)
| FIGHTING THIS THING IS LITERALLY A COINFLIP, IT'S LITERALLY UNCOMPETITIVE, FUCKING BAN IT ALREADY SMOGON
| Anchor Man
| Anchor Man
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| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
| align=center|{{Position|CMF}}
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips'''
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips'''
| align=center|
| align=center|[[File:snips.png|320px]]
| Showderp Rep. This Drapion uses Acupressure, Rest, Sleep Talk, and Knock Off to transform into an evasion champ.
| When Champ is down six to one against the tyranny of a Smogon-Approved Team™, there is no greater hero than Citizen Snips, who -- seeing the peril -- ascends to his final form in a flurry of Acupressure-induced boosts. Nay, no underhanded strike shall wound critically our battle-hardened Snips, nor any blow land against his evasive prowess. Snips shall strike fear into the hearts of the oppressor, whose years of naught but closed knowledge of its own has prepared it for naught outside its boundaries, for he is but a foreigner in a land of thundering genies, of armored thorns, or misshapen creations of lava.
 
They thought that no creature outside their realm would surpass them and their empire. Lo, and the mighty fell.
| Box-to-Box
| Box-to-Box
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| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
| align=center|[[File:IOAB.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:IOAB.jpg|200px]]
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds.
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds, so I thought Spearow must be the regional bird for Johto.
| Box-to-Box
| Box-to-Box
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| align=center|'''It's a Hat'''
| align=center|'''It's a Hat'''
| align=center|
| align=center|
| Is it a Hat or is it his hair? It's really his Hair though
| Fuck off, it's HAIR. We already went over this.
| Classic No.10
| Classic No.10
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| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
| align=center|{{Position|AMF}}
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird'''
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird'''
| align=center|[[File:Bravest Bird.png|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg]]
| The bravest of them all. His priority is greater then yours, I cry everytime ;_;7
| Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
 
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
| Hole Player
| Hole Player
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| align=center|'''Trumpets'''
| align=center|'''Trumpets'''
| align=center|[[File:Trumpets.png|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Trumpets.png|200px]]
| Hey man, what's you favorite pokémon soundtrack? I like RSE because [toots intensifies]
| The reason RSE's soundtrack is literally Übermensch.
 
Everyone else can go and stay go.
| Creative Playmaker
| Creative Playmaker
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''3'''
|-
| align=center|{{Position|SS}}
| align=center|'''DOGARS'''
| align=center|[[File:DOGARS.PNG|200px]]
| Japanese name for Koffing. Roxie, a gym leader in B&W2, is a poison type master. Has a band and sings out D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS on the Japanese version.
| Creative Playmaker
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|-
|-
| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}}
| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}}
| align=center|'''Miror B.'''
| align=center|'''Miror B.'''
| align=center|[[File:Miror B.jpg|200px]]
| align=center|[[File:Miror B.jpg|200px]]
| The Samba salsa king. Been through the highs and lows of the team.
| One of /vp/'s oldest players, a fan favorite, and a mainstay.
 
Extremely spicy.  
| Adv. Striker
| Adv. Striker
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''1'''

Revision as of 09:15, 12 October 2015

Position Name Portrait Background Playing Style Number
  GK
Serebii.net Serebii.PNG Until next time, see ya. Defensive Goalkeeper 8
  GK
Gotta Catch 'em All Gotta Catch 'em All.png ALL 621 (SIX-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE) OF THEM.

If you're not catching them all, you might as well get the fuck out of /vp/.

Defensive Goalkeeper 11
  GK
DOGARS DOGARS.PNG Roxie, the second Gym Leader in Black 2 / White 2, sings out the name of her Koffing in the Japanese version.

D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!

Defensive Goalkeeper 21
  LB
Masuda Masuda.jpg "Why don't you bring back Challenge Mode? A lot of people really enjoyed it in Black 2 and White 2, Masuda."

"Haha, I don't know."

"If we did that, then no one would be able to beat the game, then!"

Defensive Fullback 14
  LB
>mega flygon Mega Flygon.jpeg FLYGONFAG GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GARCHOMPITE + ALTARIANITE + SALAMENCITE + LATIOSITE = KILL FLYGONITE

HAHAHA YOU ARE THE MEGA IDIOT YOU ARE THE MEGA SMELL

Defensive Fullback 23
  CB
No Es Fake No Es Fake.png JAJAJA, NO ES FAKE, ES HADA Build Up 10
  CB
Proud of its Power POIP.jpg This is an odd request, but does anyone have a 30 IV Lucario they'd be willing to trade? I know it's not good IVs, but one stat point doesn't matter to me and I'd rather have a proud Lucario than one that can't control its power. Build Up 12
  CB
Bulbapedo Bulbapedo.jpg I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Bulbagarden for breaking Pokémon news. It’s always Serebii or PokéJungle or PokéBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of delivering information.

We break the exact same news at the exact same time from the exact same sources, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Serebii for confirmation” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to post something because people are incapable of typing at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that what we’re saying is complete and accurate to the best of our knowledge and ability.

No fan site has any authority to confirm anything, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Serebii or PJ or WPM couldn’t update their sites for some reason, the news would still break. Bulbagarden does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to breaking news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, but no one ever seems to believe anything until Serebii posts about it, and that just makes me sad.

Build Up 19
  CB
Fug Fug.png Originates from an early XY giveaway by some German who cloned shiny Rayquazas. The German for Flying-type is Flug -- which some anon helpfully edited as Fug. It snowballed from there.

Remember to share your rare Fugs, anon.

Build Up 22
  RB
Tentaquil Tentaquil.png Wait, what the fuck is this, you ask? Well, sorry it's shit, but this is a Tentaquil. It pukes blood.

It's also a long-standing fakemon that has become emblematic of /vp/.

Offensive Fullback 5
  RB
Best Pokegirl Best Pokegirl.jpg Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokegirl?


Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

Offensive Fullback 20
  DMF
MissingNo. Missingno.jpg Probably one of the most famous-slash-notorious glitches, tempered by years and years of being shared on .net pages with shitty HTML and schoolyard rumormongering.

Load up your old Red / Blue, and go to Viridian City. Ask the old man to show you how to catch a Pokémon, then fly to Cinnabar Island. See that coastline running right beside the Gym? Surf up and down alongside it and you'll encounter MissingNo, a level 80 Bird/Normal-type with the cry of a Nidoran. Catch it and give it a Rare Candy and it'll become a Kangaskhan.

Also, encountering it multiplies the item in the sixth slot of your bag, whether it be a Rare Candy or a Master Ball, which is probably one of its more notable beneficial effects. No, don't mind that Hall of Fame data, that was always glitched anyway. :^)

Anchor Man 6
  DMF
No Moves Pokémon who might have been good if their movepools weren't so fucking awful. So tell me, /vp/, how do we fix Game Freak's shit?

Maybe they'll give Samurott Shell Smash one day. I mean, come on, that thing on its head is a shell, right?

Anchor Man 16
  DMF
Smogonsword Smogonsword.PNG FIGHTING THIS THING IS LITERALLY A COINFLIP, IT'S LITERALLY UNCOMPETITIVE, FUCKING BAN IT ALREADY SMOGON Anchor Man 15
  CMF
Citizen Snips Snips.png When Champ is down six to one against the tyranny of a Smogon-Approved Team™, there is no greater hero than Citizen Snips, who -- seeing the peril -- ascends to his final form in a flurry of Acupressure-induced boosts. Nay, no underhanded strike shall wound critically our battle-hardened Snips, nor any blow land against his evasive prowess. Snips shall strike fear into the hearts of the oppressor, whose years of naught but closed knowledge of its own has prepared it for naught outside its boundaries, for he is but a foreigner in a land of thundering genies, of armored thorns, or misshapen creations of lava.

They thought that no creature outside their realm would surpass them and their empire. Lo, and the mighty fell.

Box-to-Box 7
  CMF
Joey's Rattata Joey's Rattata.gif Well, I’m the best Rattata in the game! When you try me with a sorry Rattata like Mikey's, that’s the result you gonna get! Top Percentage. Box-to-Box 17
  CMF
>implying owls are birds IOAB.jpg What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds, so I thought Spearow must be the regional bird for Johto. Box-to-Box 9
  AMF
It's a Hat Fuck off, it's HAIR. We already went over this. Classic No.10 18
  AMF
Bravest Bird Bravest bird.jpg Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

Hole Player 2
  SS
Trumpets Trumpets.png The reason RSE's soundtrack is literally Übermensch.

Everyone else can go and stay go.

Creative Playmaker 3
  CF

Captain

Miror B. Miror B.jpg One of /vp/'s oldest players, a fan favorite, and a mainstay.

Extremely spicy.

Adv. Striker 1