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| align=center|'''Serebii.net''' | | align=center|'''Serebii.net''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Serebii.PNG|200px]] | ||
| | | Until next time, see ya. | ||
| Defensive Goalkeeper | | Defensive Goalkeeper | ||
| align=center|'''8''' | | align=center|'''8''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All''' | | align=center|'''Gotta Catch 'em All''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|200px]] | ||
| | | ALL 621 (SIX-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE) OF THEM. | ||
If you're not catching them all, you might as well get the fuck out of /vp/. | |||
| Defensive Goalkeeper | | Defensive Goalkeeper | ||
| align=center|'''11''' | | align=center|'''11''' | ||
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| align=center|{{Position|GK}} | | align=center|{{Position|GK}} | ||
| align=center|''' | | align=center|'''DOGARS''' | ||
| align=center|[[File: | | align=center|[[File:DOGARS.PNG|200px]] | ||
| | | Roxie, the second Gym Leader in Black 2 / White 2, sings out the name of her Koffing in the Japanese version. | ||
D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS! | |||
| Defensive Goalkeeper | | Defensive Goalkeeper | ||
| align=center|'''21''' | | align=center|'''21''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Masuda''' | | align=center|'''Masuda''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Masuda.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Masuda.jpg|200px]] | ||
| | | "Why don't you bring back Challenge Mode? A lot of people really enjoyed it in Black 2 and White 2, Masuda." | ||
"Haha, I don't know." | |||
"If we did that, then no one would be able to beat the game, then!" | |||
| Defensive Fullback | | Defensive Fullback | ||
| align=center|'''14''' | | align=center|'''14''' | ||
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| align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}''' | | align=center|'''{{greentext|mega flygon}}''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Mega Flygon.jpeg|200px]] | ||
| | | FLYGONFAG GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GARCHOMPITE + ALTARIANITE + SALAMENCITE + LATIOSITE = KILL FLYGONITE | ||
HAHAHA YOU ARE THE MEGA IDIOT YOU ARE THE MEGA SMELL | |||
| Defensive Fullback | | Defensive Fullback | ||
| align=center|'''23''' | | align=center|'''23''' | ||
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| align=center|'''No Es Fake''' | | align=center|'''No Es Fake''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:No Es Fake.png|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:No Es Fake.png|200px]] | ||
| | | JAJAJA, NO ES FAKE, ES HADA | ||
| Build Up | | Build Up | ||
| align=center|'''10''' | | align=center|'''10''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Proud of its Power''' | | align=center|'''Proud of its Power''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:POIP.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:POIP.jpg|200px]] | ||
| | | This is an odd request, but does anyone have a 30 IV Lucario they'd be willing to trade? I know it's not good IVs, but one stat point doesn't matter to me and I'd rather have a proud Lucario than one that can't control its power. | ||
| Build Up | | Build Up | ||
| align=center|'''12''' | | align=center|'''12''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Bulbapedo''' | | align=center|'''Bulbapedo''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Bulbapedo.jpg|200px]] | ||
| | | I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Bulbagarden for breaking Pokémon news. It’s always Serebii or PokéJungle or PokéBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of delivering information. | ||
We break the exact same news at the exact same time from the exact same sources, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Serebii for confirmation” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to post something because people are incapable of typing at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that what we’re saying is complete and accurate to the best of our knowledge and ability. | |||
No fan site has any authority to confirm anything, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Serebii or PJ or WPM couldn’t update their sites for some reason, the news would still break. Bulbagarden does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to breaking news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, but no one ever seems to believe anything until Serebii posts about it, and that just makes me sad. | |||
| Build Up | | Build Up | ||
| align=center|'''19''' | | align=center|'''19''' | ||
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| align=center|{{Position|CB}} | | align=center|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| align=center|'''Fug''' | | align=center|'''Fug''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Fug.png]] | | align=center|[[File:Fug.png]] | ||
| | | Originates from an early XY giveaway by some German who cloned shiny Rayquazas. The German for Flying-type is Flug -- which some anon helpfully edited as Fug. It snowballed from there. | ||
Remember to share your rare Fugs, anon. | |||
| Build Up | | Build Up | ||
| align=center|'''22''' | | align=center|'''22''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Tentaquil''' | | align=center|'''Tentaquil''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Tentaquil.png|200px]] | ||
| | | Wait, what the fuck is this, you ask? Well, sorry it's shit, but this is a Tentaquil. It pukes blood. | ||
It's also a long-standing fakemon that has become emblematic of /vp/. | |||
| Offensive Fullback | | Offensive Fullback | ||
| align=center|'''5''' | | align=center|'''5''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Best Pokegirl''' | | align=center|'''Best Pokegirl''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Best Pokegirl.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Best Pokegirl.jpg|200px]] | ||
| | | Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokegirl? | ||
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. | |||
| Offensive Fullback | | Offensive Fullback | ||
| align=center|'''20''' | | align=center|'''20''' | ||
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| align=center|'''MissingNo.''' | | align=center|'''MissingNo.''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Missingno.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Missingno.jpg|200px]] | ||
| | | Probably one of the most famous-slash-notorious glitches, tempered by years and years of being shared on .net pages with shitty HTML and schoolyard rumormongering. | ||
Load up your old Red / Blue, and go to Viridian City. Ask the old man to show you how to catch a Pokémon, then fly to Cinnabar Island. See that coastline running right beside the Gym? Surf up and down alongside it and you'll encounter MissingNo, a level 80 Bird/Normal-type with the cry of a Nidoran. Catch it and give it a Rare Candy and it'll become a Kangaskhan. | |||
Also, encountering it multiplies the item in the sixth slot of your bag, whether it be a Rare Candy or a Master Ball, which is probably one of its more notable beneficial effects. No, don't mind that Hall of Fame data, that was always glitched anyway. :^) | |||
| Anchor Man | | Anchor Man | ||
| align=center|'''6''' | | align=center|'''6''' | ||
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| align=center|'''No Moves''' | | align=center|'''No Moves''' | ||
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| | | Pokémon who might have been good if their movepools weren't so fucking awful. So tell me, /vp/, how do we fix Game Freak's shit? | ||
Maybe they'll give Samurott Shell Smash one day. I mean, come on, that thing on its head is a shell, right? | |||
| Anchor Man | | Anchor Man | ||
| align=center|'''16''' | | align=center|'''16''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Smogonsword''' | | align=center|'''Smogonsword''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Smogonsword.PNG|200px]] | ||
| | | FIGHTING THIS THING IS LITERALLY A COINFLIP, IT'S LITERALLY UNCOMPETITIVE, FUCKING BAN IT ALREADY SMOGON | ||
| Anchor Man | | Anchor Man | ||
| align=center|'''15''' | | align=center|'''15''' | ||
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| align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | | align=center|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
| align=center|'''Citizen Snips''' | | align=center|'''Citizen Snips''' | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|[[File:snips.png|320px]] | ||
| | | When Champ is down six to one against the tyranny of a Smogon-Approved Team™, there is no greater hero than Citizen Snips, who -- seeing the peril -- ascends to his final form in a flurry of Acupressure-induced boosts. Nay, no underhanded strike shall wound critically our battle-hardened Snips, nor any blow land against his evasive prowess. Snips shall strike fear into the hearts of the oppressor, whose years of naught but closed knowledge of its own has prepared it for naught outside its boundaries, for he is but a foreigner in a land of thundering genies, of armored thorns, or misshapen creations of lava. | ||
They thought that no creature outside their realm would surpass them and their empire. Lo, and the mighty fell. | |||
| Box-to-Box | | Box-to-Box | ||
| align=center|'''7''' | | align=center|'''7''' | ||
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| align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}''' | | align=center|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:IOAB.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:IOAB.jpg|200px]] | ||
| What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds. | | What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds, so I thought Spearow must be the regional bird for Johto. | ||
| Box-to-Box | | Box-to-Box | ||
| align=center|'''9''' | | align=center|'''9''' | ||
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| align=center|'''It's a Hat''' | | align=center|'''It's a Hat''' | ||
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| | | Fuck off, it's HAIR. We already went over this. | ||
| Classic No.10 | | Classic No.10 | ||
| align=center|'''18''' | | align=center|'''18''' | ||
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| align=center|{{Position|AMF}} | | align=center|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
| align=center|'''Bravest Bird''' | | align=center|'''Bravest Bird''' | ||
| align=center|[[File: | | align=center|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg]] | ||
| | | Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team. | ||
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 | |||
| Hole Player | | Hole Player | ||
| align=center|'''2''' | | align=center|'''2''' | ||
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| align=center|'''Trumpets''' | | align=center|'''Trumpets''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Trumpets.png|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Trumpets.png|200px]] | ||
| | | The reason RSE's soundtrack is literally Übermensch. | ||
Everyone else can go and stay go. | |||
| Creative Playmaker | | Creative Playmaker | ||
| align=center|'''3''' | | align=center|'''3''' | ||
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| align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}} | | align=center|{{Position|CF}}{{captain}} | ||
| align=center|'''Miror B.''' | | align=center|'''Miror B.''' | ||
| align=center|[[File:Miror B.jpg|200px]] | | align=center|[[File:Miror B.jpg|200px]] | ||
| | | One of /vp/'s oldest players, a fan favorite, and a mainstay. | ||
Extremely spicy. | |||
| Adv. Striker | | Adv. Striker | ||
| align=center|'''1''' | | align=center|'''1''' |