/vp/ Roster

Position	Name	Portrait	Background	Playing Style	Number
GK	DOGARS		Roxie, the second Gym Leader in Black 2 / White 2, sings out the name of her Koffing in the Japanese version. D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!	Offensive Goalkeeper	11
GK	Serebii.net		Until next time, see ya.	Offensive Goalkeeper	21
GK	Gotta Catch 'em All		ALL 621 (SIX-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE) OF THEM. If you're not catching them all, you might as well get the fuck out of /vp/.	Offensive Goalkeeper	62
LB	Remove Genies			Defensive Fullback	23
CB	Proud of its Power		This is an odd request, but does anyone have a 30 IV Lucario they'd be willing to trade? I know it's not good IVs, but one stat point doesn't matter to me and I'd rather have a proud Lucario than one that can't control its power.	Build Up	30
CB	Smogonsword		FIGHTING THIS THING IS LITERALLY A COINFLIP, IT'S LITERALLY UNCOMPETITIVE, FUCKING BAN IT ALREADY SMOGON	Extra Frontman	50
CB	Citizen Snips		When Champ is down six to one against the tyranny of a Smogon-Approved Team™, there is no greater hero than Citizen Snips, who -- seeing the peril -- ascends to his final form in a flurry of Acupressure-induced boosts. Nay, no underhanded strike shall wound critically our battle-hardened Snips, nor any blow land against his evasive prowess. Snips shall strike fear into the hearts of the oppressor, whose years of naught but closed knowledge of its own has prepared it for naught outside its boundaries, for he is but a foreigner in a land of thundering genies, of armored thorns, or misshapen creations of lava. They thought that no creature outside their realm would surpass them and their empire. Lo, and the mighty fell.	Build Up	12
CB	Bulbapedo		I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever goes to Bulbagarden for breaking Pokémon news. It’s always Serebii or PokéJungle or PokéBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of delivering information. We break the exact same news at the exact same time from the exact same sources, yet even on our own Facebook page we get people telling other commenters to “go to Serebii for confirmation” when it takes us 0.02358734 seconds longer to post something because people are incapable of typing at twice the speed of light, and that’s not counting the time we actually take to confirm that what we’re saying is complete and accurate to the best of our knowledge and ability. No fan site has any authority to confirm anything, and no site is any more or less credible than any other. If Serebii or PJ or WPM couldn’t update their sites for some reason, the news would still break. Bulbagarden does have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, another Twitter account dedicated to breaking news, and even a Tumblr page, all of which you should totally be following, and at least has the advantage of having multiple moderators for all of its social media sites across many time zones, but no one ever seems to believe anything until Serebii posts about it, and that just makes me sad.	Build Up	13
CB	Masuda		"Why don't you bring back Challenge Mode? A lot of people really enjoyed it in Black 2 and White 2, Masuda." "Haha, I don't know." "If we did that, then no one would be able to beat the game, then!"	Defensive Fullback	19
CB	>mega flygon		FLYGONFAG GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, GARCHOMPITE + ALTARIANITE + SALAMENCITE + LATIOSITE = KILL FLYGONITE HAHAHA YOU ARE THE MEGA IDIOT YOU ARE THE MEGA SMELL	Defensive Fullback	20
RB	Joey's Rattata		Well, I’m the best Rattata in the game! When you try me with a sorry Rattata like Mikey's, that’s the result you gonna get! Top Percentage.	Defensive Fullback	90
DMF	Trumpets		The reason RSE's soundtrack is literally Übermensch. Everyone else can go and stay go.	Build Up	3
DMF	Agumon			Build Up	16
CMF	Tentaquil		Wait, what the fuck is this, you ask? Well, sorry it's shit, but this is a Tentaquil. It pukes blood. It's also a long-standing fakemon that has become emblematic of /vp/.	Box-to-Box	6
CMF	No Es Fake		JAJAJA, NO ES FAKE, ES HADA	Build Up	7
CMF	It's a Hat		Fuck off, it's HAIR. We already went over this.	Classic No.10	15
CMF	No Moves		Pokémon who might have been good if their movepools weren't so fucking awful. So tell me, /vp/, how do we fix Game Freak's shit? Maybe they'll give Samurott Shell Smash one day. I mean, come on, that thing on its head is a shell, right?	Anchor Man	17
CMF	Best Pokegirl		Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokegirl? Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.	Offensive Fullback	9
CMF	>implying owls are birds		What do you mean Noctowl is a bird? Owls aren't birds, so I thought Spearow must be the regional bird for Johto.	Hole Player	4
AMF	MissingNo.		Probably one of the most famous-slash-notorious glitches, tempered by years and years of being shared on .net pages with shitty HTML and schoolyard rumormongering. Load up your old Red / Blue, and go to Viridian City. Ask the old man to show you how to catch a Pokémon, then fly to Cinnabar Island. See that coastline running right beside the Gym? Surf up and down alongside it and you'll encounter MissingNo, a level 80 Bird/Normal-type with the cry of a Nidoran. Catch it and give it a Rare Candy and it'll become a Kangaskhan. Also, encountering it multiplies the item in the sixth slot of your bag, whether it be a Rare Candy or a Master Ball, which is probably one of its more notable beneficial effects. No, don't mind that Hall of Fame data, that was always glitched anyway. :^)	Anchor Man	18
SS	Fug		Originates from an early XY giveaway by some German who cloned shiny Rayquazas. The German for Flying-type is Flug -- which some anon helpfully edited as Fug. It snowballed from there. Remember to share your rare Fugs, anon.	Creative Playmaker	5
SS	Miror B.		One of /vp/'s oldest players, a fan favorite, and a mainstay. Extremely spicy.	Adv. Striker	2
CF	Bravest Bird		Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team. Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7	Dummy Runner	1