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|align="center"|'''Trumpets''' | |align="center"|'''Trumpets''' | ||
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|align="center"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | |align="center"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | ||
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|align="center"|'''REMOVE GENIES''' | |align="center"|'''REMOVE GENIES''' | ||
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|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Release it''' | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Release.jpg|250xpx|center]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way. | ||
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|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Donuts''' | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Donut.png|250xpx|center]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Donut post it? If you insist... | ||
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|align="center"|'''No Es Fake''' | |align="center"|'''No Es Fake''' | ||
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|align="center"|ES HADA | |align="center"|ES HADA | ||
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|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''{{greentext|43 speed}}''' | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Aslowla.png|250xpx|center]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|The Alolan speed limit is 43 MPH, please be careful! | ||
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|align="center"|'''Serebii.net''' | |align="center"|'''Serebii.net''' | ||
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|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Comedy Relief Owl''' | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Comedyowl.png|250xpx|center]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|It's only purpose is to be the comedic relief character. Owlfags BTFO | ||
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|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''GET IN THE BAG''' | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:GITB.png|300px|center]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG! | ||
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Revision as of 13:46, 16 September 2017
The players representing /vp/'s football team.
Only players currently on the roster are shown.
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Starting Roster
No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | ||
0 | John Gamefreak |
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The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | |||
98 | Masuda |
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Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | |||
30 | Proud of its Power |
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His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. | |||
1 | Tentaquil |
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Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | |||
21 | BURASTO BAAN |
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With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokemon, none better than Alain and Mega-
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW! | |||
19 | IT'S YA BOI |
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"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!" | |||
9 | GET IN THE BAG |
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG! | |||
11 | Toppu Kekku |
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The Island Guardian of /vp/ who graces the metagame with his presence. But still we all wonder that maybe one day, tapus will be removed. | |||
69 | Citizen Snips |
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Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | |||
93 | Fug |
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fug |
Substitutes
No. | Name | Position | Picture | Description | ||
15 | Trumpets |
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Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | |||
14 | REMOVE GENIES |
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They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too. | |||
16 | Release it |
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Dubs decided, you have to release your Pokémon, it's happier this way. | |||
4 | Donuts |
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Donut post it? If you insist... | |||
18 | No Es Fake |
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ES HADA | |||
22 | >43 speed |
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The Alolan speed limit is 43 MPH, please be careful! | |||
6 | Serebii.net |
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If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe. | |||
23 | Comedy Relief Owl |
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It's only purpose is to be the comedic relief character. Owlfags BTFO | |||
13 | GET IN THE BAG |
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG! | |||
20 | Punished Bird |
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Once known as "Bravest Bird", he became brave no longer as Masuda took his priority from him. Struggling to find his place in the current metagame, he became a shadow of his former self, a reminder that this could happen to your favorite bro as well. | |||
7 | >implying owls are birds |
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"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls >birds |