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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'Em All'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch {{greentext|400}}'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_'em_All.png|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta_Catch_400.jpg|center|300px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>


<span style="font-size:80%">Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know.</span>
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.


When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''REMOVE GENIES'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''RESTORED GENIES'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|They ruined the VGC15 metagame, and they're here to ruin your offensive metagame formation too.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.png|300px|center]]
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Did someone say KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|style="background:#C3D69B"|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|'''Just Make It Long'''
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Trumpets'''
|'''Trumpets'''
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|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Just Make It Long'''
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|'''COUNTER THE COUNTER'''
|[[File:counterthecounter.png|300px|center]]
|Winning the Pokémon League is that easy, just counter the counter! If only Ash had realized this 6 regions ago.
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''John Gamefreak'''
|'''Leakerchad'''
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
|The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
| ''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.
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| align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
| align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|'''Serebii Confirmed'''
|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|[[File:Serebii.PNG|300px|center]]
|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|If it wasn't Serebii confirmed, it means nothing. May as well be trash. Nice try on the fake though. Thank you based Joe.
|"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!"
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''No Es Fake'''
|'''Fishious Rend'''
|[[File:No Es Fake.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:Dracovish.gif|300px|center]]
|ES HADA
|An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and [https://i.imgur.com/T1BRV6b.png essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.]
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|align="center"|{{Position|LMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''James Turner'''
|'''James Turner'''
|[[File:jamesturner.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:jamesturner.png|300px|center]]
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
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|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|'''IT'S YA BOI'''
|'''Ball Guy'''
|[[File:yaboi.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:ballguy.jpg|300px|center]]
|"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form — it's your boy Guzma!"
|"I'm the ball guy!"
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{{Navbox vp}}
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 22:47, 28 January 2020

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
1
GK
Gotta Catch >400
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

2
LB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

3
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
4
CB
RESTORED GENIES
REMOVE GENIES.jpg
Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
5
RB
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
6
CMF
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.png
Ahem, OMP OMP OMP REREREREGIROCK
7
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9
CMF
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

8
CF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
10
CF
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
11
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
12
GK
Just Make It Long
Makeitlong.png
Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
13
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
14
CB
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
15
CB
Leakerchad
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.

"Leakerchad" was the latest leaker who managed to outwit all of Gamefreak by solely posting on /vp/ unlike other retarded leakers that used Discord and got tracked + sued. A legendary ESL that will never be forgotten and contributed to the most hype Sword and Shield ever had pre-release.

16
CB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokémon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

P.S: Ash is a loser

17
LB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!"
18
RB
Fishious Rend
Dracovish.gif
An abomination of a fossil made up of different dino parts that dominates the meta with his one and only win button: Fishious Rend. And under certain conditions, it can reach up to 170 BP plus Choice Band (1.5x power) plus rain (1.5x) plus Strong Jaw (1.5x) and essentially nuke the entire meta no matter what type they are.
19
CMF
Scot-Chan
ScotChan.png
No one can interpret what she's saying.

But she's cute, and that's all that matters.

20
CMF
James Turner
Jamesturner.png
Art Director for Sword & Shield and designer of multiple great Pokémon designs, including such classics as the Vanillite line & penguin but with an ice cube for a head.
21
CMF
BURASTO BAAN
Burasto baan.png
With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-

LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!

22
RMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

23
RMF
Ball Guy
Ballguy.jpg
"I'm the ball guy!"