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|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>
|style="background:#C3D69B"|<strike>ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?</strike>


Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.  
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
 
P.S: Ash is a loser
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
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When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Proud of its Power'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Trumpets'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''REMOVE GENIES'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
P.S: Ash is a loser
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|LMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|RMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
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|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
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|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|'''Just Make It Long'''
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|[[File:makeitlong.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|Game Freak's Pokémon designers finally found the perfect Pokémon design formula; taking an old Pokémon (preferabely Kanto) and making it long.
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
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|448
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Trumpets'''
|'''Proud of its Power'''
|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
|-
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|645
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|'''REMOVE GENIES'''
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]]
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience.
|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.
|-
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|83
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''John Gamefreak'''
|'''John Gamefreak'''
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|300px|center]]
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
| ''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|-
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}'''
|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]]
|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
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KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
|-
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}'''
|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]]
|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they had the money VGC chads earn each tournament. Smogonfags GTFO
|-
|493
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''We Were Robbed'''
|[[File:wewererobbed.png|300px|center]]
|Bros.. We could've had THIS? The BEYTA designs were so much better... We were ROBBED...
|-
|477
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''Shiny Dusknoir'''
|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma
Rip grandma
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|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''BURASTO BAAN'''
|'''? Post ELO'''
||[[File:burasto_baan.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
|With Ash and Grenjobber absolutely BTFO, animefags were forever butthurt that Ash was yet again cucked by a superior trainer and his Pokémon, none better than Alain and Mega-
|? Post ELO
 
LIZARDON, DURAGON KUROW!
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|164
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
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But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
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|999
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''Best Pokégirl'''
|[[File:Best_Pokegirl.jpg|300px|center]]
|Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
 
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
|-
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''Blobbos'''
|'''Stantlerchads'''
|[[File:Blobbos.png|300px|center]]
|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
|Bolbi slep.
|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
|-
|663
|align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''Bravest Bird'''
|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
 
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
|}
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{{Navbox vp}}
{{Navbox vp}}
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Revision as of 10:46, 11 November 2021

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
400
GK
Gotta Buy 'Em All
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

9
LB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
 Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!

P.S: Ash is a loser

54
CB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

278
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
251
RB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
386
DMF
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
377
CMF
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.gif
 ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏
383
LMF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
272
RMF
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

452
AMF
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
384
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
 fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
64
GK
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
448
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
645
CB
REMOVE GENIES
REMOVE GENIES.jpg
 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.
83
CB
John Gamefreak
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
109
LB
>fanfic meta
Smogon logo.png
 The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
1
LB
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

477
RB
Grandma Dusknoir
Shinydusknoir.png
 Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma

Rip grandma

82
RB
? Post ELO
Post elo.png
 ? Post ELO
164
DMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

999
DMF
Best Pokégirl
Best Pokegirl.jpg
 Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?

Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

234
CMF
Stantlerchads
Stantlerchads.jpg
 Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
663
CMF
Bravest Bird
Bravest bird.jpg
 Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

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