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{{sq start player |no=13 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Riftcuck_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Rift instead of a Vive">Riftcuck</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=13 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Riftcuck_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Rift instead of a Vive">Riftcuck</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Hate_Speech_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Pool's Closed. A reference to the Habbo Hotel VR raid that got a quarter of /vrg/ banned. And it also happened just before our roster poll so naturally we have this stupid shit on our team now.">Hate Speech</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=88 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Hate_Speech_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Pool's Closed. A reference to the Habbo Hotel VR raid that got a quarter of /vrg/ banned. And it also happened just before our roster poll so naturally we have this stupid shit on our team now.">Hate Speech</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=74 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=74 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="VR Stacy wants to be unique when all the sad, lonely, depressed pubbies orbit her, so naturally a slutty outfit with glowing tattoos that every other VR Stacy has is the way to go. Don't hit on me, silly boys!">Glow in the Dark TDA Thot</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Vivelet_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Vive instead of a Rift">Vivelet</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=31 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Vivelet_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Vive instead of a Rift">Vivelet</span>}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= | {{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The meme that this player is representing is so absolutely abhorrently disgusting that I don't even want to accurately describe it. It was a video of two randos fucking in public, let's just leave it at that and not get into the details.">PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=47 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The VIRGIN 3 point tracking, the CHAD full body tracking. $300 to have full body tracking if you own a Vive or an Index. $700 if you own a Rift. Only chads would spend this much money just to use it in VRChat to lay down on your bed and have everyone seeing you laying down on your bed. Definitely well worth the money.">The CHAD Full Body User</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player|no=1 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}}|name=[[File:Proteus_Effect_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You decide to play as an anime girl in virtual reality, and a few months later you decide to play as an anime girl in real life.">Proteus Effect</span>}} | {{sq silver player|no=1 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}}|name=[[File:Proteus_Effect_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You decide to play as an anime girl in virtual reality, and a few months later you decide to play as an anime girl in real life.">Proteus Effect</span>}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Boomer_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="*sip* Yep, my first VR headset was a Virtual Boy, they just don't make 'em like they used to... Also chosen to be /vg/'s DMF representative for the Winter 2019 4Chan Cup">30 Yr Old VR Boomer</span>}} | {{sq bronze player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Boomer_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="*sip* Yep, my first VR headset was a Virtual Boy, they just don't make 'em like they used to... Also chosen to be /vg/'s DMF representative for the Winter 2019 4Chan Cup">30 Yr Old VR Boomer</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=[[File:Cheers_Kippis_Kanpai_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Utter the phrase and drink every time she saves a shot. Wait, did someone say shot? I'll drink to that.">Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers</span>}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=[[File:Cheers_Kippis_Kanpai_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Utter the phrase and drink every time she saves a shot. Wait, did someone say shot? I'll drink to that.">Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:VR_Socks_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I only wear them for better leg tracking, I swear!">VR Socks</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File: | {{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:im_gay_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="An episode of Black Mirror was dedicated to virtual reality. The episode really should have been called ''/vrg/ in a nutshell''">gay niggas kissing from black mirror</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=9 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:TUPPERED_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I just spent 3 and a half hours watching this Tupper tutorial, and then another hour optimizing my avatar, and it's completely fucked. Please help.">TUPPERED</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=74 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Boothcat_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I mean, who doesn't love wearing the exact same avatar as ten trillion other people?">Boothcat</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=6 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Lavender_When_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="A virtual reality game being developed by a /vrg/er and his rooomates that aims to be a mixture of Garry's Mod & VRChat but with an actual acceptable fucking frame rate.">Lavender when?</span>}} | {{sq player |no=6 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Lavender_When_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="A virtual reality game being developed by a /vrg/er and his rooomates that aims to be a mixture of Garry's Mod & VRChat but with an actual acceptable fucking frame rate.">Lavender when?</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= | {{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Oculus Quest is babby's first VR headset for people who don't have good computers to run VR. Since it's wireless and completely standalone and doesn't run off a computer though, the results are some games being a bit... decimated.">Questlet</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:SCUFFED_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You've got a few stray vertices there.">SCUFFED</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=47 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Index_Master_Race_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Rich fucks who bought a Valve Index instead of a Vive or a Rift. Blessed be Gaben, the savior of VR who has come to release us from the jewish HTC Chinamen and getting fucced by the Zucc Facebook. Pretty much the best consumer headset available, for only the low, low price of $1,000">Index Master Race</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=79 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Nintendo_Labo_VR_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The true savior of VR that will put Oculus, HTC, and Valve to shame. If only those dumbasses thought of using cardboard instead, maybe their headsets would be as great as Nintendo's.">Nintendo Labo VR</span>}} | {{sq player |no=79 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Nintendo_Labo_VR_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The true savior of VR that will put Oculus, HTC, and Valve to shame. If only those dumbasses thought of using cardboard instead, maybe their headsets would be as great as Nintendo's.">Nintendo Labo VR</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}}| name=[[File:tfw_no_vrfu_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Why don't you have a vrgf yet Anon?">>tfw no vrfu</span>}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}}| name=[[File:tfw_no_vrfu_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Why don't you have a vrgf yet Anon?">>tfw no vrfu</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Despite being primarily known as basically ''/soc/: the general'' (since VRChat is a social game), there actually are a whole lot of cool VR games out there that people play and believe it or not do get discussed sometimes in our thread. Whoa, virtual reality is cool!">We play things other than VRChat we swear</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player|no=99 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Waste_Of_Draw_Calls_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Do I really need to optimize my avatar? I doubt that my 148 dynamic hair bones are the issue here, it's probably just your shitty computer.">Waste of Draw Calls</span>}} | {{sq player|no=99 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Waste_Of_Draw_Calls_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Do I really need to optimize my avatar? I doubt that my 148 dynamic hair bones are the issue here, it's probably just your shitty computer.">Waste of Draw Calls</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Awptist_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Contrary to popular belief, the Virtual Reality Games general sometimes does talk about, and play, more than VRChat. You just have to wade through the homosexual valley of fruits and queers to get there. It's Pavlov.">Awptist</span>}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Awptist_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Contrary to popular belief, the Virtual Reality Games general sometimes does talk about, and play, more than VRChat. You just have to wade through the homosexual valley of fruits and queers to get there. It's Pavlov.">Awptist</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Nepbar_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Nepbar is the number one place in VRChat to privately (or openly, it's happened) fuck your vrfu. Infamous for its private bedrooms and invisible chairs that allow you to act like you're really picking up an anime girl and fucking them on the couch. It was also recently banned due to the mods finding a hidden dildo in the map. /vrg/ remade it, and renamed it Bepbar.">Bepbar</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=7 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Bote_Girls_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="KanColle girls. Used to be extremely popular avatars in VRChat and within /vrg/, but has since died out, thus not being able to make the team again in the VGL12 poll.">Bote Girls</span>}} | {{sq player |no=7 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Bote_Girls_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="KanColle girls. Used to be extremely popular avatars in VRChat and within /vrg/, but has since died out, thus not being able to make the team again in the VGL12 poll.">Bote Girls</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=28 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:El_Kamino_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="By far the shittiest player /vrg/ has ever had. A monstrosity hellbent on eliminating and exterminating the Kemono menace. It is a creature made of nightmares that will not rest until it adds every Kemono Friend to its collection. Also known as El Retard due to its HORRIFIC performance during VGL11.">El Kamino</span>}} | {{sq player |no=28 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:El_Kamino_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="By far the shittiest player /vrg/ has ever had. A monstrosity hellbent on eliminating and exterminating the Kemono menace. It is a creature made of nightmares that will not rest until it adds every Kemono Friend to its collection. Also known as El Retard due to its HORRIFIC performance during VGL11.">El Kamino</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=73 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:im_gay_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="i'm gay">i'm gay</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=[[File:Kemono_Friends_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="10% rule. Not furry. Despite being one of the original members of the VGLX team and quite literally the best defender in every single game he played in, unfortunately the Kemono Friends avatar VR craze finally died down, and was retired as a result in VGL13 polling. You will be sorely missed for your outstanding performances. Godspeed. ">Kemono Friends</span>}} | |||
{{sq player|no=51 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Mutetopper_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="What are you being a mute for? Either talk or fuck off. You are a leech. You contribute nothing to any conversation other than just standing there so you can be amused without giving anything in return. When l see a mute desktopper l get disgusted from the walking pile of trash creepily listening on my conversations.">Mutetopper</span>}} | {{sq player|no=51 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Mutetopper_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="What are you being a mute for? Either talk or fuck off. You are a leech. You contribute nothing to any conversation other than just standing there so you can be amused without giving anything in return. When l see a mute desktopper l get disgusted from the walking pile of trash creepily listening on my conversations.">Mutetopper</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=92 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Monkeysphere_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Derived from Dunbar's Number, which is the theoretical limit on the number of close social contacts an individual human can have.">Monkeysphere</span>}} | {{sq player |no=92 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Monkeysphere_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Derived from Dunbar's Number, which is the theoretical limit on the number of close social contacts an individual human can have.">Monkeysphere</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Dinner_Circle_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="The exclusive inner circle of cool, popular kids. Now with 200% more flavor.">Dinner Circle</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:VR_Hole_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Exactly what it sounds like.">VR Hole</span>}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:VR_Hole_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Exactly what it sounds like.">VR Hole</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:A_Panty_Shot_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I have 387 of these images saved, and all of them are of Yuru.">[https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/2/2e/A_Panty_Shot.jpeg A Panty Shot]</span>}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:A_Panty_Shot_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="I have 387 of these images saved, and all of them are of Yuru.">[https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/2/2e/A_Panty_Shot.jpeg A Panty Shot]</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=43 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:PHOTOSHOP_ME_IN_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="God fucking damn it why didn't anyone tell me you guys were doing a group photo? Of course it's always when I'm asleep or when I'm stuck here wagecucking. PHOTOSHOP ME IN!">PHOTOSHOP ME IN</span>}} | {{sq player |no=43 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:PHOTOSHOP_ME_IN_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="God fucking damn it why didn't anyone tell me you guys were doing a group photo? Of course it's always when I'm asleep or when I'm stuck here wagecucking. PHOTOSHOP ME IN!">PHOTOSHOP ME IN</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=99 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Veteran_User_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You can tell how important they are by their glowing gold nametag. Do not speak unless spoken to by a veteran user. Do not make eye contact with a veteran user. If you encounter a veteran user, humbly pay your respects and then leave. You disgust them with your presence.">Veteran User</span>}} | {{sq player |no=99 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Veteran_User_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="You can tell how important they are by their glowing gold nametag. Do not speak unless spoken to by a veteran user. Do not make eye contact with a veteran user. If you encounter a veteran user, humbly pay your respects and then leave. You disgust them with your presence.">Veteran User</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=[[File:Ugandan_Knuckles_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="Knuckles. Ugandan Knuckles. Valve Knuckles. Previously known as ''Ugandan Knuckles'' ">Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player|no=22 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Coconut_Kap_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="An absolute madman from the Polynesian Cultural Center. Became a meme after watching his YouTube videos in virtual reality repeatedly for hours on end. Silver medal for VGLX and VGL11 before failing to even make the roster, let alone be a medal, in VGL12.">Coconut Kap</span>}} | {{sq silver player|no=22 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Coconut_Kap_Portrait.png|25px]] <span class="explain" title="An absolute madman from the Polynesian Cultural Center. Became a meme after watching his YouTube videos in virtual reality repeatedly for hours on end. Silver medal for VGLX and VGL11 before failing to even make the roster, let alone be a medal, in VGL12.">Coconut Kap</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=37 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Dance_Crew_Portrait.png|25px]]<span class="explain" title="Dancing? Woah, haven't done that in a solid 4 minutes.">/dance crew/</span>}} | {{sq player |no=37 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Dance_Crew_Portrait.png|25px]]<span class="explain" title="Dancing? Woah, haven't done that in a solid 4 minutes.">/dance crew/</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:He_Doesnt_Know_Portrait.png|25px]]<span class="explain" title="he doesn't know what this meme means">{{greentext|he doesn't know}}</span>}} | {{sq player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:He_Doesnt_Know_Portrait.png|25px]]<span class="explain" title="implying he doesn't know what this meme means">{{greentext|he doesn't know}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=69 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Abyssal_Futa_Dick_Portrait.png|25px]]<span class="explain" title="What's wrong? It's just milk.">Abyssal Futa Dick</span>}} | {{sq player |no=69 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=[[File:Abyssal_Futa_Dick_Portrait.png|25px]]<span class="explain" title="What's wrong? It's just milk.">Abyssal Futa Dick</span>}} | ||
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/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General
Retired Players
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Team History
Ranking:
VGLX - 1st
VGL11 - 10th
VGL12 - 34th
Overall - 29th
Key Players:
Unity-chan
Proteus Effect
Custom Avatar
Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.
The story and legacy behind /vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.
The /vrg/ general was formed in the very late December of 2017. The soccer team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL organizers themselves, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back.
After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality. |
VGL11 occurred, marking /vrg/'s second VGL tournament after they became champions of the last one. Waste of Draw Calls, VR Hole, and four other players that never saw any playtime in VGLX were retired (/dance crew/, Monkeysphere, Abyssal Futa Dick, and >he doesn't know). Newcomers Veteran User, Awptist, El Kamino, Nepbar, Beat Saber, and 30 Yr Old VR Boomer were added to the team. Beat Saber would replace VR Socks as /vrg/'s main goalkeeper, with VR Socks becoming a fullback. Unfortunately VGL11 would be a rude wake-up call. Although /vrg/ was placed in what seemed like an extremely easy group stage against the likes of /osg/, /aceg/, and /utg/, /vrg/ would suffer their first ever loss on the opening day of the tournament against /osg/ in a 2-1 blunder in which both goals were caused by newly added CB "El Kamino"'s inability to intercept easy passes by the enemy team. Team captain Proteus Effect was able to knock one in but unfortunately it wasn't enough. Although they suffered their first ever loss, /vrg/ was not out just yet. In their next match, Kap and Unity-chan would make quick work of /utg/ in a 3-0 blowout, and Unity-chan was able to further carry her team in the next match against the cursed /aceg/ (who of course, were cursed and despite getting one of their members tripped in the box, the ref for some reason called it for /vrg/ and a penalty kick was avoided) with the lone goal to send them through.
As a result of coming in 10th place and not being able to secure a medal spot on the /vg/ roster, /vrg/ decided to send in the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer as a representative for /vg/ instead of Unity-chan. The boomer would go on to become a fan favorite and would eventually secure an even higher position among the /vrg/ team. |
The VGL12 roster poll occurred. VGLX original members Bote Girls, Mutetopper, A Panty Shot, PHOTOSHOP ME IN, and even the silver medal Coconut Kap failed to make it onto the team and were retired. VGL11 additions Awptist, Veteran User, and the worst player /vrg/ has ever had, El Kamino (who literally clapped for the other fucking team in his last match ever played against /dbg/ after he failed to prevent a goal YET AGAIN), were also retired. 8 new players were added to the team: Indexfag, Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers, Hate Speech, i'm gay, Nintendo Labo VR, Boothcat, Lavender When? and VR Sleep being the new additions. In addition to new players and new models, the vast majority of the current members on the team had their aesthetics updated and polished.
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The /vg/ League 13 Friendlies occurred, and /vrg/ signed up to face off against two teams, /r6g/ and /fgoalter/. After /vrg/'s abysmal performance in VGL12, and their immense disappointment in mascot player Unity-chan, it was decided that maybe we should have the bright idea of making our star player into a gold instead of being a silver every time. Thus, in hopes she would stop being disappointing, Unity-chan was given the gold CF position, replacing Proteus Effect who would be demoted to a silver. She was also given the Captain position. A new captain, a new gold medal, a new Center Forward, a new version of PES (PES 2016), and a new boob job and outfit to go with it.
The first game took place against /r6g/. In less than 4 minutes, Unity-chan scored a goal. 3 minutes later at the 7 minute mark, she scores a second goal and gets a brace. Custom Avatar would then follow up with a brace of his own, and it looked to be an absolute slaughter. To add insult to injury, Unity-chan scored a third goal at the 82 minute mark, completing her hatrick, and leading /vrg/ to victory in a 5-2 shellacking against /r6g/.
Finally, it seemed that Unity-chan was back to her old self and the curse was broken. But that was only one game. The next day, /vrg/ faced off against /fgoalter/. Losing against >>>>>alter would mean being the laughing stock of everyone, so we couldn't let that happen. /fgoalter/ was equipped with an extremely defense heavy meme export, with medal defenders, and thus made it hard for /vrg/ to break through and score. It was like watching a PES 17 match. Proteus Effect was able to score one and tie it up after fgoalter got an early goal. 20 minutes later, Proteus would score again to take the lead of 2-1. Again, /fgoalter/ came back and tied it up 2-2. While all of this was happening, Unity-chan had resorted back to her old ways, also thinking it was a PES 17 match, and jobbed hardcore, making multiple attempts at shots that should have been extremely easy goals, but would either go wide, or to the moon, or somewhere else instead of in the net. Seconds before 90+ injury time was about to end, Unity-chan had a clear shot at the goal, and whiffed it. The game would then go on to extra time, in which both teams were hard-pressed to score a goal.
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Player Statistics
Player | Goals in VGLX | Assists in VGLX | Goals in VGL11 | Assists in VGL11 | Goals in VGL12 | Assists in VGL12 | Goals (Total) | Assists (Total) |
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Unity-chan | 5 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 |
Proteus Effect | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
Coconut Kap | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | N/A | N/A | 6 | 4 |
>tfw no vrfu | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
Custom Avatar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
A Panty Shot | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | N/A | N/A | 0 | 2 |
Vivelet | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Riftcuck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
30 Yr Old VR Boomer | N/A | N/A | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeeper Statistics
Player | Saves in VGLX | Saves in VGL11 | Saves in VGL12 | Saves (Total) |
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VR Socks | 19 | N/A | N/A | 19 |
Ugandan Knuckles | 7 | 6 | N/A | 13 |
Beat Saver | N/A | 8 | 2 | 10 |
Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers | N/A | N/A | 5 | 5 |
Match History
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League X |
Group Stage | /rsg/ | 4-2 W |
Unity-chan 23' Coconut Kap 33' >tfw no VRfu 57' Proteus Effect 62' |
June 1st, 2018 | YouTube |
/2hug/ | 1-0 W |
Unity-chan 6' |
June 10th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
/lzg/ | 2-2 D |
Coconut Kap 37' Proteus Effect 40' |
June 16th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
Round of 16 | /@/ | 2-1 W |
Coconut Kap 18' Unity-chan 70' |
June 23rd, 2018 | YouTube | |
Quarter-finals | /mcg/ | 1-0 W |
Custom Avatar 88' |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Semi-finals | /mbg/ | 2-1 W |
Unity-chan 80' Unity-chan 85' |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Finals | /fgg/ | 4-1 W |
Proteus Effect 2' Coconut Kap 8' >tfw no VRfu 53' Proteus Effect 74' |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Group Stage | /osg/ | 1-2 L |
Proteus Effect 72' |
November 23rd, 2018 | YouTube |
/utg/ | 3-0 W |
Coconut Kap 18' Unity-chan 58' Unity-chan 84' |
December 2nd, 2018 | YouTube
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/aceg/ | 1-0 W |
Unity-chan 45' |
December 8th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
Playoffs Round 2 | /llsifg/ | 3-0 W |
Proteus Effect 55' Coconut Kap 72' Proteus Effect 85' |
December 14th, 2018 | YouTube | |
Round of 16 | /mcg/ | 3-4 L |
Proteus Effect 45+1' Proteus Effect 69' Unity-chan 90+3' |
December 15th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Group Stage | /ksg/ | 2-1 W |
Proteus Effect 28' Custom Avatar 87' |
June 8th, 2019 | YouTube |
/mbg/ | 1-3 L |
Custom Avatar 50' |
June 14th, 2019 | YouTube | ||
/gbpen/ | 1-3 L |
Custom Avatar 8' |
June 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Friendlies | /gsg/ | 1-1 L (3-5 PK) |
Penis Shaft Landing Craft 38' |
September 14th, 2018 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Friendlies | /dbg/ | 3-3 W (5-3 PK) |
Custom Avatar 23' Proteus Effect 85' Proteus Effect 89' |
March 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
/gfg/ | 4-3 W |
Coconut Kap 8' Coconut Kap 10' Proteus Effect 52' Proteus Effect 79' |
March 30th, 2019 | YouTube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 13 |
Friendlies | /r6g/ | 5-2 W |
Unity-chan 4' Unity-chan 7' Custom Avatar 51' Custom Avatar 56' Unity-chan 82' |
September 28th, 2019 | YouTube |
/fgoalter/ | 3-2 W |
Proteus Effect 47' Proteus Effect 76' Unity-chan 117' |
September 29th, 2019 | Youtube |
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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Battle of the Nazi Horsefuckers |
Exhibition Match | /mlpol/ | 3-8 L |
Unity-chan 63' Unity-chan 78' Gogeta Da 90+0' |
April 20th, 2019 | Twitch |
/vg/ Representatives
2018 Summer Cup |
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Unity-chan Center Forward |
2019 Winter Cup |
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30 Yr Old VR Boomer Defensive Midfielder |
2019 Summer Cup |
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Fucking NO ONE WE DIDN'T MAKE IT ON THE TEAM |
Exports
/vrg/
VGL13 Friendlies
- Tactical Export: i'm gay
- Aesthetics Export: you're gay
- Audio Export: VR has no gaems
- Pastebin vs /r6g/: Virtual Niggers pastebin
Team Art
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/vg/ League | ||
Preceded by /vg/ League 9 /aog/ |
/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League X (1st title) |
Succeeded by /vg/ League 11 /dbg/ |
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