/vrg/

/vrg/
Virtual Reality, Real Suffering
/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General
Founded December 26th, 2017 Manager Tupper IRL manager Kizzy ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR Team colors Extra team colors Chat color 1b9fc5 Unity-chan Teal Ranking 29th ( 24) Highest rank 1st (June 24th, 2018) Lowest rank 29th (June 30th, 2019) Top scorer Proteus Effect (10) Top assister Proteus Effect (6) Captain Unity-chan Website /vrg/ - Virtual Reality General Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 1 4 15 66.67%
GF GA GD 31 20 +11
Biggest win /vrg/  4–1  /fgg/ June 24th, 2018 Biggest defeat /vrg/  1–3  /mbg/ June 14th, 2019 First match /vrg/  4–2  /rsg/ June 1st, 2018
/vg/ League Appearances 3 (First in /vg/ League X) Best result 1st, /vg/ League X
Team music
Anthem Virtual Insanity Victory Anthem Escape [Beat Saber Soundtrack] Goal horn Login (feat. Tupper)(Scrambled Harder VIP) Unity-chan Goal Horn UNITE IN THE SKY Unity-chan Brace Horn Database Unity-chan Hatrick Horn Database (Guitar Solo) Custom Avatar Goal Horn Custom Avatar Proteus Effect Goal Horn Bang The Faggot All Day (feat. Yuru) 30 Yr Old VR Boomer Goal Horn Boomer USA
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit

/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General

No. Position Player 37 GK Beat Saver 13 LB Riftcuck 88 CB Hate Speech 74 CB Boothcat 31 RB Vivelet 9 DMF TUPPERED 47 AMF Index Master Race 1 AMF Proteus Effect 30 SS 30 Yr Old VR Boomer 3 SS Custom Avatar 2 CF Unity-chan

No. Position Player 14 GK Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers 10 RB Bepbar 25 RB SCUFFED 73 CB i'm gay 8 CB Kemono Friends 6 LB Lavender when? 11 LB VR Socks 64 DMF VR Sleep 23 DMF Dinner Circle 79 AMF Nintendo Labo VR 17 AMF >tfw no vrfu 12 AMF Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles

Retired Players

No. Position Player 99 RB Waste of Draw Calls 15 RB Awptist 7 CB Bote Girls 28 CB El Kamino 51 DMF Mutetopper 92 DMF Monkeysphere 10 CMF VR Hole 14 CMF A Panty Shot 43 CMF PHOTOSHOP ME IN 99 CMF Veteran User 22 SS Coconut Kap 37 SS /dance crew/ 30 SS >he doesn't know 69 SS Abyssal Futa Dick

Team History

Ranking:

VGLX - 1st

VGL11 - 10th

VGL12 - 34th

Overall - 29th

Key Players:

Unity-chan

Proteus Effect

Custom Avatar

Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.

The story and legacy behind  /vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.

/vg/ League X

The /vrg/ general was formed in the very late December of 2017. The soccer team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL organizers themselves, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back. However, /vrg/'s story doesn't end there. It continues on in the form of Unity-chan, their MVP who had been elected to lead  /vg/ in the 4Chan 2018 Summer Cup as their gold medal player. In the very first game that /vg/ played, Unity-chan landed herself a red card, all but assuring /vg/'s complete and total destruction in the tournament after only a single game played. The hate for /vrg/ had multipled tenfold. Due to the /vg/ team management's expert strategies and tactics, as well as the performance of a lifetime by goalkeeper Jannu (/fgoalter/), /vg/ was somehow barely able to cling on for dear life until Unity-chan's suspension was up. Unity-chan, and by extension /vrg/, would then go on to have a legendary redemption arc, going from a red card in the first game and no goals scored in the entire group stage to absolutely annihilating every team and tying for the Golden Boot on most goals scored in the entire tournament, as well as helping /vg/ to win their first ever 4Chan Cup. You laughed at us, we laughed at you, and now we all laugh together. After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality.

/vg/ League 11

VGL11 occurred, marking /vrg/'s second VGL tournament after they became champions of the last one. Waste of Draw Calls, VR Hole, and four other players that never saw any playtime in VGLX were retired (/dance crew/, Monkeysphere, Abyssal Futa Dick, and >he doesn't know). Newcomers Veteran User, Awptist, El Kamino, Nepbar, Beat Saber, and 30 Yr Old VR Boomer were added to the team. Beat Saber would replace VR Socks as /vrg/'s main goalkeeper, with VR Socks becoming a fullback. Unfortunately VGL11 would be a rude wake-up call. Although /vrg/ was placed in what seemed like an extremely easy group stage against the likes of  /osg/,  /aceg/, and  /utg/, /vrg/ would suffer their first ever loss on the opening day of the tournament against /osg/ in a 2-1 blunder in which both goals were caused by newly added CB "El Kamino"'s inability to intercept easy passes by the enemy team. Team captain Proteus Effect was able to knock one in but unfortunately it wasn't enough. Although they suffered their first ever loss, /vrg/ was not out just yet. In their next match, Kap and Unity-chan would make quick work of /utg/ in a 3-0 blowout, and Unity-chan was able to further carry her team in the next match against the cursed /aceg/ (who of course, were cursed and despite getting one of their members tripped in the box, the ref for some reason called it for /vrg/ and a penalty kick was avoided) with the lone goal to send them through. /osg/'s win against /vrg/ was no fluke though, as they also continued to destroy both /aceg/ and /utg/ and claim first place in the group stage. /vrg/ came in second place and as such had to face off in a playoff round against VGL8 champions  /llsifg/ before they could move on to the Round of 16. Proteus Effect and Kap would make quick work of the idols in another 3-0 blowout, sending /vrg/ to the Round of 16, where they were drawn against the advanced block-building autism of  /mcg/. /vrg/ had previously gone up against /mcg/ in the Quarterfinals in VGLX and was BARELY able to scrape a 1-0 victory by Custom Avatar's header at 89 minutes into the match. Unfortunately though, the autism of /mcg/ had begun to prove too much in this rematch. /vrg/ was down 3-2 and in 90+ overtime, this looked like the end of the Virtual Reality General. Then, with barely a minute left to spare in the match, the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer was able to blast a pass up to Unity-chan, who of course sank it right into the goal to tie the game and save /vrg/ for the moment to send them into overtime. /ourgirl/ came in clutch yet again as she always does. Unfortunately it was again not enough, as /mcg/'s Autism (literally the player's name) sank a fourth goal (and a hattrick) in at the 117 minute mark, which would send /mcg/ through with a 4-3 victory. /mcg/ won the rematch this time, and /vrg/ would eventually come in 10th place in VGL11 as a result, although their overall ranking was only knocked down 4 positions, down to 5th place. As a result of coming in 10th place and not being able to secure a medal spot on the /vg/ roster, /vrg/ decided to send in the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer as a representative for /vg/ instead of Unity-chan. The boomer would go on to become a fan favorite and would eventually secure an even higher position among the /vrg/ team.

/vg/ League 12

The VGL12 roster poll occurred. VGLX original members Bote Girls, Mutetopper, A Panty Shot, PHOTOSHOP ME IN, and even the silver medal Coconut Kap failed to make it onto the team and were retired. VGL11 additions Awptist, Veteran User, and the worst player /vrg/ has ever had, El Kamino (who literally clapped for the other fucking team in his last match ever played against /dbg/ after he failed to prevent a goal YET AGAIN), were also retired. 8 new players were added to the team: Indexfag, Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers, Hate Speech, i'm gay, Nintendo Labo VR, Boothcat, Lavender When? and VR Sleep being the new additions. In addition to new players and new models, the vast majority of the current members on the team had their aesthetics updated and polished. Due to his immense popularity on the /vg/ team in the 2019 Winter 4Chan Cup (as well as winning the #1 most voted for player in the roster poll behind team captain Proteus Effect and vice-captain Unity-chan), 30 Yr Old VR Boomer was promoted from a bench position all the way to a bronze medal, and Custom Avatar would promote from a bronze to a silver medal due to the previous silver, Coconut Kap, being retired. The second bronze medal spot would go to VGLX veteran TUPPERED, replacing the previous bronze >tfw no vrfu, who is now on the bench. In addition, Ugandan Knuckles was renamed to Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles, and is no longer a goalkeeper. The second goalkeeper spot would go to new VGL12 addition Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers. After the draw for VGL12 was held, /vrg/ was placed in Group G along with the cripples of  /ksg/, the familiar faces of the peasants, lords, and kings of  /mbg/ (whom /vrg/ defeated during the Semi-Finals in their run for the VGLX championship), and whatever the fuck  /gbpen/ is, assumingly gachashit. /vrg/ started off VGL12 strong, as Proteus Effect and Custom Avatar (in a wheelchair, no less) carried them to victory 2-1 against the handicapped players of /ksg/. Next, /vrg/ hoped to recapture the same magic that allowed them to win their Semi-final VGLX match against /mbg/, but just like with  /mcg/, the rematch had turned out in their opponent's favor, and /mbg/ destroyed /vrg/ 3-1. Custom Avatar (this time riding a horse onto the field) was able to knock one in, but it was nowhere near enough. His horse also had to be euthanized on the pitch, not just once but TWICE. Because of these results, /vrg/ needed to either tie or win against /gbpen/ to advance. As a result, /vrg/ decided that they wanted to try and harness Unity-chan's magic, who had so far been absolutely abhorrent, by temporarily making her into the gold medal center forward, as well as granting her temporary captainship of the team. /vrg/'s first half began strong, with Custom Avatar (this time as a band of girls) once again scoring for his third game in a row. /gbpen/ would eventually equalize though in the second half, and then scored a second goal to take the lead. Then, they were able to knock a third one in. /vrg/ was finished. Although Unity-chan had played far better than previous matches, it was simply not enough as /gbpen/'s defenders constantly swarmed her, with the rest of /vrg/'s offense doing very little to support her. In their most embarrassing result yet, /vrg/, considered an "elite team", was unable to even make it out of the group stage and would finish 34th. Their overall ranking had dipped from 5th place to 29th, and they would not obtain a spot on the /vg/ roster for the Summer 2019 4Chan Cup. If there is at least some silver lining here, it's that because of  /dbg/'s second straight VGL victory in a row, /vrg/ is still technically, sort of, not really but kinda considered the previous cup winning team. Look, we got 34th place, we'll take whatever we can get.

Pre- /vg/ League 13

The /vg/ League 13 Friendlies occurred, and /vrg/ signed up to face off against two teams,  /r6g/ and  /fgoalter/. After /vrg/'s abysmal performance in VGL12, and their immense disappointment in mascot player Unity-chan, it was decided that maybe we should have the bright idea of making our star player into a gold instead of being a silver every time. Thus, in hopes she would stop being disappointing, Unity-chan was given the gold CF position, replacing Proteus Effect who would be demoted to a silver. She was also given the Captain position. A new captain, a new gold medal, a new Center Forward, a new version of PES (PES 2016), and a new boob job and outfit to go with it. The first game took place against  /r6g/. In less than 4 minutes, Unity-chan scored a goal. 3 minutes later at the 7 minute mark, she scores a second goal and gets a brace. Custom Avatar would then follow up with a brace of his own, and it looked to be an absolute slaughter. To add insult to injury, Unity-chan scored a third goal at the 82 minute mark, completing her hatrick, and leading /vrg/ to victory in a 5-2 shellacking against /r6g/. Finally, it seemed that Unity-chan was back to her old self and the curse was broken. But that was only one game. The next day, /vrg/ faced off against  /fgoalter/. Losing against >>>>>alter would mean being the laughing stock of everyone, so we couldn't let that happen. /fgoalter/ was equipped with an extremely defense heavy meme export, with medal defenders, and thus made it hard for /vrg/ to break through and score. It was like watching a PES 17 match. Proteus Effect was able to score one and tie it up after fgoalter got an early goal. 20 minutes later, Proteus would score again to take the lead of 2-1. Again, /fgoalter/ came back and tied it up 2-2. While all of this was happening, Unity-chan had resorted back to her old ways, also thinking it was a PES 17 match, and jobbed hardcore, making multiple attempts at shots that should have been extremely easy goals, but would either go wide, or to the moon, or somewhere else instead of in the net. Seconds before 90+ injury time was about to end, Unity-chan had a clear shot at the goal, and whiffed it. The game would the go on to extra time, in which both teams were hard-pressed to score a goal. Finally, at 117 minutes, Unity-chan stops being a cocktease and decides she wants to end the game, and was then able to effortlessly slip the ball in on a rebound. /vrg/ wins 3-2, and got to laugh at  /fgoalter/.

Player Statistics

Player	Goals in VGLX	Assists in VGLX	Goals in VGL11	Assists in VGL11	Goals in VGL12	Assists in VGL12	Goals (Total)	Assists (Total)
Unity-chan	5	3	4	0	0	0	9	3
Proteus Effect	4	2	5	4	1	0	10	6
Coconut Kap	4	3	2	1	N/A	N/A	6	4
>tfw no vrfu	2	1	0	0	0	0	2	1
Custom Avatar	1	0	0	0	3	0	4	0
A Panty Shot	0	2	0	0	N/A	N/A	0	2
Vivelet	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	2
Riftcuck	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	2
30 Yr Old VR Boomer	N/A	N/A	0	1	0	0	0	1

Goalkeeper Statistics

Player	Saves in VGLX	Saves in VGL11	Saves in VGL12	Saves (Total)
VR Socks	19	N/A	N/A	19
Ugandan Knuckles	7	6	N/A	13
Beat Saver	N/A	8	2	10
Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers	N/A	N/A	5	5

Match History

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League X	Group Stage	/rsg/	4-2 W	Unity-chan  23' Coconut Kap  33' >tfw no VRfu  57' Proteus Effect  62'	June 1st, 2018	YouTube
		/2hug/	1-0 W	Unity-chan  6'	June 10th, 2018	YouTube
		/lzg/	2-2 D	Coconut Kap  37' Proteus Effect  40'	June 16th, 2018	YouTube
	Round of 16	/@/	2-1 W	Coconut Kap  18' Unity-chan  70'	June 23rd, 2018	YouTube
	Quarter-finals	/mcg/	1-0 W	Custom Avatar  88'	June 24th, 2018	YouTube
	Semi-finals	/mbg/	2-1 W	Unity-chan  80' Unity-chan  85'	June 24th, 2018	YouTube
	Finals	/fgg/	4-1 W	Proteus Effect  2' Coconut Kap  8' >tfw no VRfu  53' Proteus Effect  74'	June 24th, 2018	YouTube

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 11	Group Stage	/osg/	1-2 L	Proteus Effect  72'	November 23rd, 2018	YouTube
		/utg/	3-0 W	Coconut Kap  18' Unity-chan  58' Unity-chan  84'	December 2nd, 2018	YouTube
		/aceg/	1-0 W	Unity-chan  45'	December 8th, 2018	YouTube
	Playoffs Round 2	/llsifg/	3-0 W	Proteus Effect  55' Coconut Kap  72' Proteus Effect  85'	December 14th, 2018	YouTube
	Round of 16	/mcg/	3-4 L	Proteus Effect  45+1' Proteus Effect  69' Unity-chan  90+3'	December 15th, 2018	YouTube

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 12	Group Stage	/ksg/	2-1 W	Proteus Effect  28' Custom Avatar  87'	June 8th, 2019	YouTube
		/mbg/	1-3 L	Custom Avatar  50'	June 14th, 2019	YouTube
		/gbpen/	1-3 L	Custom Avatar  8'	June 23rd, 2019	YouTube

Unofficial Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 11	Friendlies	/gsg/	1-1 L (3-5 PK)	Penis Shaft Landing Craft  38'	September 14th, 2018	YouTube

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 12	Friendlies	/dbg/	3-3 W (5-3 PK)	Custom Avatar  23' Proteus Effect  85' Proteus Effect  89'	March 23rd, 2019	YouTube
		/gfg/	4-3 W	Coconut Kap  8' Coconut Kap  10' Proteus Effect  52' Proteus Effect  79'	March 30th, 2019	YouTube

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 13	Friendlies	/r6g/	5-2 W	Unity-chan  4' Unity-chan  7' Custom Avatar  51' Custom Avatar  56' Unity-chan  82'	September 28th, 2019	YouTube
		/fgoalter/	3-2 W	Proteus Effect  47' Proteus Effect  76' Unity-chan  117'	September 29th, 2019	[Youtube]

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
Battle of the Nazi Horsefuckers	Exhibition Match	/mlpol/	3-8 L	Unity-chan  63' Unity-chan  78' Gogeta Da  90+0'	April 20th, 2019	Twitch

/vg/ Representatives

2018 Summer Cup
Unity-chan Center Forward

2019 Winter Cup
30 Yr Old VR Boomer Defensive Midfielder

2019 Summer Cup
Fucking NO ONE WE DIDN'T MAKE IT ON THE TEAM

Exports

 /vrg/

VGL13 Friendlies

• Tactical Export: i'm gay
• Aesthetics Export: you're gay
• Audio Export: VR has no gaems
• Pastebin vs /r6g/: Virtual Niggers pastebin

Team Art

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  The main VGLX team

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  The VGLX bench

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  Original concept art for the "Bote Girls" player

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  Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team

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  Unity-chan drawn by a drawanon

Achievements
/vg/ League
Preceded by /vg/ League 9  /aog/	/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League X (1st title)	Succeeded by /vg/ League 11  /dbg/