/vrg/

Virtual Reality, Real Suffering

/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General

Founded

May 6th, 2018

Manager

Tupper

IRL manager

Kizzy
Definitely Not A Cat
ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR

Team colors

Extra team colors

Chat color

1b9fc5
Unity-chan Teal

Ranking

5th (

4)

Highest rank

1st (June 24th, 2018)

Lowest rank

5th (December 16th, 2018)

Top scorer

Unity-chan & Proteus Effect (9)

Top assister

Proteus Effect (6)

Captain

Proteus Effect

Website

/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General

Nickname

No nickname

Historic performance

9	1	2			12				75%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
27	13	+14

Biggest win
/vrg/	4–1	/fgg/
June 24th, 2018

Biggest defeat
/vrg/	3–4	/mcg/
November 23rd, 2018

First match
/vrg/	4–2	/rsg/
June 1st, 2018

/vg/ League
Appearances	1 (First in /vg/ League X)
Best result	1st, /vg/ League X

Team music

Anthem	Virtual Insanity
Victory Anthem	Database

Goal horn	Login (feat. Tupper)(Scrambled Harder VIP)
Unity-chan Goal Horn	Database
Unity-chan Brace Goal Horn	Ultimate Database
Custom Avatar Goal Horn	Custom Avatar by ScuffedJays
Coconut Kap Goal Horn	Coconut Kap (Scrambled)
30 Yr Old VR Boomer Goal Horn	Thunderstruck

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit

/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General

No.

Position

Player

37

GK

Beat Saber

13

LB

Riftcuck

88

CB

Hate Speech

74

CB

Boothcat

31

RB

Vivelet

9

DMF

TUPPERED

47

CMF

Valve Index

30

CMF

30 Yr Old VR Boomer

3

SS

Custom Avatar

2

SS

Unity-chan

1

CF

Proteus Effect

No.

Position

Player

14

GK

Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers

10

RB

Nepbar

25

RB

SCUFFED

73

CB

i'm gay

6

CB

Kemono Friends

12

CB

Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles

8

LB

Lavender when?

11

LB

VR Socks

17

DMF

>tfw no vrfu

79

CMF

Nintendo Labo VR

8

CMF

Lavender when?

64

CMF

VR Sleep

23

CMF

Dinner Circle

Retired Players

No.

Position

Player

99

RB

Waste of Draw Calls

15

RB

Awptist

7

CB

Bote Girls

28

CB

El Kamino

51

DMF

Mutetopper

92

DMF

Monkeysphere

10

CMF

VR Hole

14

CMF

A Panty Shot

43

CMF

PHOTOSHOP ME IN

99

CMF

Veteran User

37

SS

/dance crew/

30

SS

>he doesn't know

69

SS

Abyssal Futa Dick

22

SS

Coconut Kap

Team History

Ranking:

VGLX - 1st

VGL11 - 10th

Overall: 5th

Key Players: Unity-chan (VC), Proteus Effect (C)

Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.

The story and legacy behind /vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.

The /vrg/ team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL itself, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back. However, /vrg/'s story doesn't end there. It continues on in the form of Unity-chan, their MVP who had been elected to lead /vg/ in the 4Chan 2018 Summer Cup as their gold medal player. In the very first game that /vg/ played, Unity-chan landed herself a red card, all but assuring /vg/'s complete and total destruction in the tournament after only a single game played. The hate for /vrg/ had multipled tenfold. Due to the /vg/ team management's expert strategies and tactics, as well as the performance of a lifetime by goalkeeper Jannu (/fgoalter/), /vg/ was somehow barely able to cling on for dear life until Unity-chan's suspension was up. Unity-chan, and by extension /vrg/, would then go on to have a legendary redemption arc, going from a red card in the first game and no goals scored in the entire group stage to absolutely annihilating every team and tying for the Golden Boot on most goals scored in the tournament, as well as helping /vg/ to win their first ever 4Chan Cup. You laughed at us, we laughed at you, and now we all laugh together.

After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality.

VGL11:

VGL11 occurred, marking /vrg/'s second VGL tournament after they became champions of the last one. Waste of Draw Calls, VR Hole, and four other players that never saw any playtime in VGLX were retired (/dance crew/, Monkeysphere, Abyssal Futa Dick, and >he doesn't know). Newcomers Veteran User, Awptist, El Kamino, Nepbar, Beat Saber, and 30 Yr Old VR Boomer were added to the team. Unfortunately VGL11 would be a rude wake-up call. Although /vrg/ was placed in what seemed like an extremely easy group stage against the likes of /osg/, /aceg/, and /utg/, /vrg/ would suffer their first ever loss on the opening day of the tournament against /osg/ in a 2-1 blunder in which both goals were were caused by newly added CB "El Kamino"'s inability to intercept easy passes by the enemy team. Team captain Proteus Effect was able to knock one in but unfortunately it wasn't enough. Although they suffered their first ever loss, /vrg/ was not out just yet. In their next match, Kap and Unity-chan would make quick work of /utg/ in a 3-0 blowout, and Unity-chan was able to further carry her team in the next match against the cursed /aceg/ (who of course, were cursed and despite getting one of their members tripped in the box, the ref for some reason called it for /vrg/ and a penalty kick was avoided) with the lone goal to send them through. /osg/'s win against /vrg/ was no fluke though, as they also continued to destroy both /aceg/ and /utg/ and claim first place in the group stage. /vrg/ came in second place and as such had to face off in a playoff round against VGL8 champions /llsifg/ before they could move on to the Round of 16. Proteus Effect and Kap would make quick work of the idols in another 3-0 blowout, sending /vrg/ to the Round of 16, where they were drawn against the advanced block-building autism of /mcg/. /vrg/ had previously gone up against /mcg/ in the Quarterfinals in VGLX and was BARELY able to scrape a 1-0 victory by Custom Avatar's header at 89 minutes into the match. Unfortunately though, the autism of /mcg/ had begun to prove too much. /vrg/ was down 3-2 and in 90+ overtime, this looked like the end of the Virtual Reality General. Then, with barely a minute left to spare in the match, the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer was able to blast a pass up to Unity-chan, who of course sank it right into the goal to tie the game and save /vrg/ for the moment to send them into overtime. /ourgirl/ came in clutch yet again as she always does. Unfortunately it was again not enough, as /mcg/'s Autism (literally the player's name) sank a fourth goal (and a hattrick) in at the 117 minute mark, which would send /mcg/ through with a 4-3 victory. /mcg/ won the rematch this time, and /vrg/ would eventually come in 10th place in VGL11 as a result, although their overall ranking was only knocked down 4 positions, down to 5th place. As a result of coming in 10th place and not being able to secure a medal spot on the /vg/ roster, /vrg/ decided to send in the 30 Yr Old VR Boomer as a representative for /vg/ instead of Unity-chan. The boomer would go on to become a fan favorite and would eventually secure an even higher position among the /vrg/ team.

Pre-VGL12:

The VGL12 roster poll occurred. VGLX original members Bote Girls, Mutetopper, A Panty Shot, PHOTOSHOP ME IN, and even the silver medal Coconut Kap failed to make it onto the team and were retired. VGL11 additions Awptist, Veteran User, and the worst player /vrg/ has ever had, El Kamino (who literally clapped for the other fucking team in his last match ever played against /dbg/ after he failed to prevent a goal YET AGAIN), were also retired. 8 new players were added to the team: Valve Index, Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers, Hate Speech, i'm gay, Nintendo Labo VR, Boothcat, Lavender When? and VR Sleep being the new additions. Due to his immense popularity on the /vg/ team in the 2019 Winter 4Chan Cup (as well as winning the #1 most voted for player in the roster poll behind team captain Proteus Effect and vice-captain Unity-chan), 30 Yr Old VR Boomer was promoted to a bronze medal, and Custom Avatar would promote to a silver medal due to the previous silver, Coconut Kap, being retired. The second bronze medal spot would go to VGLX veteran TUPPERED. The VGL12 friendlies also occurred. /vrg/ was able to somehow inch out a victory against VGL11 champions /dbg/ in friendlies in penalty shots. After kidnapping their gold medal SOPDOG and making them play for /vrg/ (even though their aesthetics got fucked up, good job /vg/ friendlies aesthetic people) they were also able to inch out a victory against /gfg/ in friendlies in a 4-3 victory meme match under ridiculous meme conditions (AT LEAST 8 NIGGAS FORWARD, +2 AT ALL TIMES, GOALKEEPERS TAKING CORNER KICKS, etc). /vrg/ would then go on to face /mlpol/, a non-VGL team, in a rare exhibition match. It was a fucking blowout, /vrg/ was utterly annihilated.

Player Statistics


Player	Goals in VGLX	Assists in VGLX	Goals in VGL11	Assists in VGL11	Goals (Total)	Assists (Total)
Unity-chan	5	3	4	0	9	3
Proteus Effect	4	2	5	4	9	6
Coconut Kap	4	3	2	1	6	4
>tfw no vrfu	2	1	0	0	2	1
Custom Avatar	1	0	0	0	1	0
A Panty Shot	0	2	0	0	0	2
Vivelet	0	1	0	1	0	2
Riftcuck	0	0	0	1	0	1
30 Yr Old VR Boomer	0	0	0	1	0	1

Goalkeeper Statistics


Player	Saves in VGLX	Saves in VGL11	Saves (Total)
VR Socks	19	N/A	19
Ugandan Knuckles	7	6	13
Beat Saber	N/A	8	8

Match History

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League X	Group Stage	/rsg/	4-2 W	Unity-chan 23' Coconut Kap 33' >tfw no VRfu 57' Proteus Effect 62'	June 1st, 2018	YouTube
		/2hug/	1-0 W	Unity-chan 6'	June 10th, 2018	YouTube
		/lzg/	2-2 D	Coconut Kap 37' Proteus Effect 40'	June 16th, 2018	YouTube
	Round of 16	/@/	2-1 W	Coconut Kap 18' Unity-chan 70'	June 23rd, 2018	YouTube
	Quarter-finals	/mcg/	1-0 W	Custom Avatar 88'	June 24th, 2018	YouTube
	Semi-finals	/mbg/	2-1 W	Unity-chan 80' Unity-chan 85'	June 24th, 2018	YouTube
	Finals	/fgg/	4-1 W	Proteus Effect 2' Coconut Kap 8' >tfw no VRfu 53' Proteus Effect 74'	June 24th, 2018	YouTube

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 11	Group Stage	/osg/	1-2 L	Proteus Effect 72'	November 23rd, 2018	YouTube
		/utg/	3-0 W	Coconut Kap 18' Unity-chan 58' Unity-chan 84'	December 2nd, 2018	YouTube
		/aceg/	1-0 W	Unity-chan 45'	December 8th, 2018	YouTube
	Playoffs Round 2	/llsifg/	3-0 W	Proteus Effect 55' Coconut Kap 72' Proteus Effect 85'	December 14th, 2018	YouTube
	Round of 16	/mcg/	3-4 L	Proteus Effect 45+1' Proteus Effect 69' Unity-chan 90+3'	December 15th, 2018	YouTube

Unofficial Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 11	Friendlies	/gsg/	1-1 L (3-5 PK)	Penis Shaft Landing Craft 38'	September 14th, 2018	YouTube

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Video
/vg/ League 12	Friendlies	/dbg/	3-3 W (5-3 PK)	Custom Avatar 23' Proteus Effect 85' Proteus Effect 89'	March 23rd, 2019	YouTube
/vg/ League 12	Friendlies	/gfg/	4-3 W	Coconut Kap 8' Coconut Kap 10' Proteus Effect 52' Proteus Effect 79'	March 30th, 2019	YouTube