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/woah/ - woah
Founded woah Owner Chris WOAH'Neill IRL manager blinky !!SpytPK2KVVY Team colors Chat color Woah Orange Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /woah/ - woah Nickname Woah
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 2 1 4 25%
GF GA GD 7 7 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Woah-oh-oh-oh-ah Victory Anthem Crash 3 remix Goal horn [// Refer to roster links] Any Hattrick horn This is the sound that plays when the gates of Valhalla open. It is the sound which reverberates throughout Asgard, it is the backdrop to the power and majesty of the Gods. It is the sound that began the world, and will be the last that is heard at its end.
Kits

A team made up from Crash's oh-so shitty by oh-so irresistible "woah". This adorable gift we were given lived from 2017-2017, brought to life by some fag with a vertex animation causing the beloved Bandicoot to spasm and contort into strange shapes. Recently given a near fatal blow when >behind the meme decided to make one of his cursed videos on the "woah", here, mere weeks after the blow, this meme refuses to die, and it is here, where this meme will come to live it's days until its inevitable and untimely demise.

This team finally retired 01/07/2018

Exports

Aesthetics (literally just 23 crash's tbqhwufamily): https://mega.nz/#!EQdxwCTY!pGdkMUK-I9NOyIabG8-yg302agGbNeQivsfHGX33zLg
Tictacs: https://mega.nz/#!INcFmCLJ!_HuPZvejKDhYGfpkov_7ztDUwRGaO-XADVw7K94A8j0 Invitational 61

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Pumped Up Woahs 2   LB We Are Number Woah 3   CB Through the Woah and Woahs 4   CB Epic Woah Guy 5   RB Kewoahno Friends 6   DMF WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO 8   CMF Woahki Woahki Literature Club 7   CMF Brain Powoah 9   AMF Woah Suey 10   SS Super Woah 64 11   CF Miss Woahbayashi

No. Position Player 12   GK Woah Star 13   CB Woah Me Up Inside 14   LB Turn Down For Woah 15   LB Tunak Woah 17   CB Gourmet Woah 16   RB Rick Woahstley 18   RB Woah on Me 19   CMF Woah Da Ba De Da Ba Dai 22   CMF Megwoahvania 20   SS Woah of Woahs 21   DMF U.N Woahwen 23   SS ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ＷＯＡＨ

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
27 August 2017	/moeshit/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	1-2 L	75' WOWOWOWOWOWOWO
28 August 2017	/gg/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	2-2 D	36' [Sad Woah]  90+3' U.N. Woahwen
1 September 2017	/drawfag/	/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder	4-1 W	4', 90+4' U.N. Woahwen  79' Woah Suey  90+1' Miss Woahbayashi
12 December 2017	/sci/	Omegacup 2017	0-2 L