/wsg/

/wsg/
Play Hard, Work Safe
/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
Founded March 1, 2013 Owner CompuServe/AOL Manager Steve Wilhite IRL manager admiralmeru !!On6QI38faPh Team colors Chat color FF0A4D Synthwave Sunset Pink Ranking 45 ( 4) Highest rank 10 (August, 2014) Lowest rank 58 (August, 2015) Top scorer Duane (33) Top assister Duane (23) Captain To Be Continued Website /wsg/ - Worksafe GIF Nickname The Wiseguys
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 24 9 25 58 41.38%
GF GA GD 111 113 -2
Biggest win /wsg/  5–1  /y/ November 3, 2017 Biggest defeat /vr/  4–0  /wsg/ February 20, 2016 First match /wsg/  3–0  /out/ July 21, 2013
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in Summer '14) Best result 9th, Winter '16 Babby Cup Appearances 6 (First in Spring '14) Best result 9th, Spring '14 Fetus Qualifier Appearances 4 (First in Autumn '13) Best result 1st, Autumn '17
Team music
Anthem You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood SHOKK青 Victory Anthem Resonance HOME MotM Anthem Ricardo Milos U Got That Halogen Goalhorn There Is a Light That Never Goes Out The Smiths Alt-horn To Be Continued Roundabout Yes Alt-horn Ricardo Milos DotA Basshunter Alt-horn MULTI-TRACK LISTENING MULTI-TRACK LISTENING Unknown Alt-horn Duane You Can Do It Adam Routh & Patrick Wilson
Kits
Home kit File:Wsg kit synth.png Away kit File:Wsg kit vlc.png Goalkeeper kit File:Wsg gk.png

All paperwork signed and notarized in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!

Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe GIF have handily made their presence felt in the world of the 4chan Cup.

A strong business plan on the field and one of the funkiest strikers of all time in team captain Duane means /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.

After a series of terrible tactical investments during the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, /wsg/ has to make ends meet in the 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Roster

Main Article: /wsg/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Deal With It 37   LB Gabe the Dog 20   CB Big Man Tyrone 92   CB Boston Dynamics 10   RB Look At Him Go! 25   DMF Doomer 11   DMF Gondola 89   LMF Duane 95   RMF MULTI-TRACK LISTENING 9   AMF To Be Continued 69   CF Ricardo Milos

No. Position Player 2   GK Get Out 17   LB Where's the Caveman? 45   LB Aesthetic Warfare 5   CB WASTED 7   CB VLC Glitch 44   CB Thanks, Obama! 13   RB Did He Died? 8   RB Knife Wielding Tentacle 3   DMF Dissin' Your Flygirl 18   DMF Pumped Up Kicks 4   DMF FUCKING LEGEND 16   DMF Sensible Chuckle

Recent History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

2017 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

.WEBMarshmallow wasted little time making waves through the organization, instituting a new five-man midfield that saw /wsg/ return it's focus to wide attacking. The team also looked to it's fresh-faced striker, TO BE CONTINUED, to take over central striking duties from long-time center-man Duane. The new look offense paid dividends almost immediately as /wsg/ took the Autumn Qualifiers by storm, blindsiding /a/ in a 2-0 shutout which saw MULTI-TRACK LISTENING's first ever goal and the debut of his upbeat yet hypnotic goalhorn, ending the team's fourteen month drought of wins.

The subsequent matches finally gave /wsg/ a chance to settle the score against /fa/ and /ck/, both teams who've contributed to the continuation of /wsg/'s Round of 16 curse which hasn't been broken to this day. /fa/ would be soundly defeated 3-2 even with manlet keeper Scott Sterling in the net and no live management whatsoever, this match would see the team's first ever career hat-trick from To Be Continued. The next day /ck/ would receive the same fate in another tight 3-2 match which saw Duane's first goal in nearly a year, off a penalty kick no less. Gondola a player on loan from /int/ for the season would also see his first time goal and Man of the Match award for the Wiseguys. /wsg/ became the first team to win all their matches in a qualifier tournament.

2017 Autumn Babby Cup

The team continued their high-octane attack in the Autumn Cup proper, putting on a show of late-game heroics in a 3-all draw against /trv/ that saw Duane and Company escape out the back door with a point thanks in part to the Captain's last minute goal. A drubbing to the tune of 5-1 against minnow /y/ managed to surprise only the colour commentary. However, intrigue started to percolate about their next match against /h/. With /h/ as safe as they were atop the group, would they hold back? The answer come game time was a resounding "no" as the pantsu posse compressed the attacking zone often in the first half. The pressure would not last, however, and /wsg/ would strike back multiple times, dragging the scoreline to /wsg/ 3-2 /h/ at the half. /h/'s aggressiveness would prove costly, as a red card forced them to ten players for almost the entire later half of the game. From there, /wsg/ made use of the open field and struck two more for their side. The slugfest would eventually end 5-4. /wsg/ would advance, top of their group.

/wsg/ who hadn't seen a knockout match since the Winter '16 match against /out/, once again had another opportunity to break it's Round of 16 curse and win a knockout match for the first time, but alas it was not to be as the team was drawn against /x/, the team who had humiliated the Wiseguys only a year earlier in a 5-2 blowout. Though not as bad as last time, /wsg/ would hold their own against the spooks 2-all into extra-time but ultimately lose 3-2 and finish 11th in the tournament.

2018 Winter Cup

TBD

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
All Official Friendlies	RollFizzlebeef	4-2-1	15	8	7	Positive Record	N/A	#MakeFriendliesOfficialAgain
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	RollFizzlebeef, Hessen	1-1-2	5	8	-3	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a Qualifier
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	RollFizzlebeef	3-0-2	9	4	5	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	RollFizzlebeef	2-0-2	5	5	0	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Knicklicht, RollFizzlebeef	0-0-0	0	0	0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	2-1-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	2-0-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	1-0-2	3	5	-2	Relegated	23rd	>Letting /soc/ advance over you
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	0-1-2	8	12	-4	Relegated	26th	>Letting /u/ advance over you
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	.WEBMarshmallow	0-1-2	2	6	-4	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance in a group of four where three teams advance
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	.WEBMarshmallow	3-0-0	8	4	4	Promoted	1st	>""""""""""Winning"""""""""" a fetus
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	2-1-1	15	11	4	Round of 16	11th	>Throwing away a perfect win record against /trv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	1-0-2	5	6	-1	Relegated	21st	>YOU GOT BEAT BY /m/
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	1-1-2	8	11	-3	Failed to Advance	28th	>Letting it slip to /sp/
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	admiralmeru	1-0-2	3	7	-4	Failed to Advance	25th	>Letting /mlp/ make the great escape
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	admiralmeru	1-1-1	7	6	1	Failed to Advance	7th	>Ricardo double brace to keep us alive >get aborted anyway J U S T

Match Record

Official Matches

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replay
2013 Summer Cup	Friendlies	/out/	3-0 W	Seizure Bro  26', 85' I Like Turtles  28'	July 21, 2013	—
2013 Autumn Babby Cup	Friendlies	/k/	1-1 D	Big Shake  41'	September 28, 2013	Full Match
		/gif/	2-3 L	Duane  23', 52'	September 29, 2013	Full Match
	Qualifiers	/3/	1-0 W	Duane  47'	October 25, 2013	Full Match
		/lgbt/	1-4 L	Duane  64'	October 25, 2013	Full Match
		/s4s/	1-2 L	Duane  90'	October 26, 2013	Full Match
		/o/	2-2 D	Duane  30', 41'	October 27, 2013	Full Match
2014 Winter Cup	Friendlies	/trv/	1-0 W	Big Shake  6'	January 18, 2014	[ Full Match]
		/f/	4-2 W	Duane  2', 85' Big Shake  33', 90+'	January 19, 2014	[ Full Match]
2014 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/e/	2-0 W	Big Shake  55' Duane  78'	April 6, 2014	Full Match
		/jp/	0-1 L		April 11, 2014	Full Match
		/m/	2-1 W	Big Shake  76' Dodger Leigh  82'	April 13, 2014	Full Match
		/s/	3-0 W	Duane  4' Big Shake  17' 56 Chicken Nuggets  88'	April 19, 2014	Full Match
	Round of 16	/fa/	2-2 L (3-4 PK)	Mako Mankanshoku  90+' Duane  105+'	April 26, 2014	Full Match
2014 Summer Cup	Friendlies	/wg/	3-1 W	Brent Rambo  8', 33' Dodger Leigh  30'	June 1, 2014	Full Match
		/f/	1-1 D	Duane  60'	June 8, 2014	Full Match
	Group Stage	/sp/	1-2 L	Thanks, Obama!  10'	July 18, 2014	Full Match
		/gd/	1-0 W	Roka Shibasaki  69'	July 20, 2014	Full Match
		/trv/	2-1 W	Duane  26' Big Shake  33'	July 26, 2014	Full Match
	Round of 16	/ic/	1-2 L (AET)	56 Chicken Nuggets  71'	August 2, 2014	Full Match
2015 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/lit/	0-2 L		February 14, 2015	Full Match
		/vg/	1-0 W	Raven of Azarath 22'	February 20, 2015	Full Match
		/g/	3-1 W	Duane  27', 81' Dodger Leigh  88'	February 22, 2015	Full Match
	Round of 16	/ck/	2-3 L (AET)	Duane  41' Ema Yasuhara  70'	February 28, 2015	Full Match
2015 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/int/	2-3 L	Dodger Leigh  23', 32'	October 25, 2015	Full Match
		/jp/	2-1 W	Umaru-chan  49' Duane  71'	October 31, 2015	Full Match
		/co/	2-0 W	Duane  45+' Dodger Leigh  64'	November 1, 2015	Full Match
		/n/	1-1 D	Dodger Leigh  78'	November 7, 2015	Full Match
	Round of 16	/fit/	2-5 L	Duane  38' Dodger Leigh  58'	November 14, 2015	Full Match
2016 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/vr/	0-4 L		February 20, 2016	Full Match
		/h/	4-2 W	Duane  19', 28' Dodger Leigh  49', 83'	February 26, 2016	Full Match
		/tv/	2-1 W	Duane  4' Dodger Leigh  40'	February 28, 2016	Full Match
	Round of 16	/out/	3-3 L (7-8 PK)	Dodger Leigh  16', 109' Duane  43'	March 5, 2016	Full Match
2016 Summer Cup	Group Stage	/trv/	1-0 W	Dodger Leigh  86'	August 6, 2016	Full Match
		/gd/	0-2 L		August 12, 2016	Full Match
		/soc/	2-3 L	Dodger Leigh  64' Gabe the Dog  90+'	August 14, 2016	Full Match
2016 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/b/	4-5 L	Dodger Leigh  24', 48' To Be Continued  81' Duane  86'	October 29, 2016	Full Match
		/u/	2-2 D	Dodger Leigh  21' Duane  25'	November 4, 2016	Full Match
		/x/	2-5 L	Pumped Up Kicks  19' Dodger Leigh  80'	November 6, 2016	Full Match
2017 Spring Babby Cup	Qualifiers	/tg/	1-1 D	To Be Continued  77'	April 28, 2017	Full Match
		/his/	0-3 L		April 29, 2017	Full Match
		/lgbt/	1-2 L	To Be Continued  90+'	April 30, 2017	Full Match
2017 Autumn Babby Cup	Qualifiers	/a/	2-0 W	To Be Continued  18' MULTI-TRACK LISTENING  54'	October 13, 2017	[ Full Match]
		/fa/	3-2 W	To Be Continued  5', 10', 75'	October 14, 2017	[ Full Match]
		/ck/	3-2 W	Duane  7' (pen.) Gondola  47' MULTI-TRACK LISTENING  58'	October 15, 2017	[ Full Match]
	Group Stage	/trv/	3-3 D	To Be Continued  14', 88' Duane  90+'	October 28, 2017	[ Full Match]
		/y/	5-1 W	To Be Continued  58', 88' Big Man Tyrone  68' Duane  76', 90+'	November 3, 2017	[ Full Match]
		/h/	5-4 W	To Be Continued  12', 40' MULTI-TRACK LISTENING  45+' Gondola  56' Duane  68'	November 5, 2017	[ Full Match]
	Round of 16	/x/	2-3 L (AET)	Duane  16' Gondola  76'	November 11, 2017	[ Full Match]
2018 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/d/	3-0 W	Duane  62' Dissin' Your Flygirl  67' To Be Continued  79'	February 16, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/co/	0-3 L		February 18, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/m/	2-3 L	To Be Continued  44' MULTI-TRACK LISTENING  50'	February 24, 2018	[ Full Match]
2018 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/vg/	2-5 L	To Be Continued  7', 54'	May 5, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/p/	0-2 L		May 11, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/sp/	3-3 D	To Be Continued  4', 11', 68'	May 12, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/i/	3-1 W	Duane  8', 9' To Be Continued  59'	May 20, 2018	[ Full Match]
2018 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/mlp/	1-2 L	MULTI-TRACK LISTENING  26'	October 26, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/o/	1-0 W	To Be Continued  22'	October 28, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/s4s/	1-5 L	Gondola  19'	November 3, 2018	[ Full Match]
2019 Spring Babby Cup	Qualifiers	/toy/	1-2 L	Duane  12'	May 3, 2019	[ Full Match]
		/fit/	1-1 D	Ricardo Milos  66'	May 4, 2019	[ Full Match]
		/an/	5-3 W	Ricardo Milos  3', 24', 60', 90+' To Be Continued  83'	May 5, 2019	[ Full Match]

Unofficial Matches

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replay
Halloween Bowl 2013	Round of 16	/cm/	3-2 W	Cartel Execution  45+' Did He Died?  52' NSFW  60'	November 2, 2013	—
	Quarterfinals	/d/	1-3 L	Nguyen Van Lem  54'	November 3, 2013	—
Tottori Cup 2	Quarterfinals	/tg/	1-2 L	Big Shake  53'	March 22, 2014	—
Lark's Madness	Round of 64	/ck/	3-2 W	Dodger Leigh  30', 38', 62'	August 22, 2015	—
	Round of 32	/toy/	2-1 W	Duane  76' 56 Chicken Nuggets  78'	August 23, 2015	—
	Round of 16	/an/	1-4 L	Dodger Leigh  17'	August 30, 2015	—
Losers Bowl	Round of 64	/s4s/	0-3 L		November 20, 2015	[ Full Match]
	Round of 32	/k/	3-1 W	Dodger Leigh  57', 90+' Duane  90+'	November 26, 2015	[ Full Match]
Rigging After Dark	Friendlies	/f/	3-2 W	Duane  44' Gabe the Dog  61' Shinobu Oshino  65'	June 17, 2016	[ Full Match]
		/gif/	6-2 W	Duane  17' There is Bear Cum!  27', 81' Dodger Leigh  41', 59' Shinobu Oshino  89'	June 27, 2016	[ Full Match]
Lark's Madness II	Round of 64	/sci/	2-1 W	Dodger Leigh  32' Raven of Azarath  116'	July 17, 2016	—
	Round of 32	/hr/	4-1 W	Shinobu Oshino  15', 80', 90+' Raven of Azarath  53'	July 30, 2016	—
	Round of 16	/out/	1-3 L	Gabe the Dog  43'	July 31, 2016	—
2017 Winter Cup	Friendlies	/i/	3-1 W	Duane  13' To Be Continued  16', 50'	January 8, 2017	[ Full Match]
		/f/	2-1 W	Gabe the Dog  14' Duane  76'	January 15, 2017	[ Full Match]
2013+5 Autumn Babby Cup	Friendlies	/f/	1-2 L	Big Shake  27'	October 5, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/aco/	1-2 L	To Be Continued  ??'	October 7, 2018	[ Full Match]
		/int/	6-4 W	Duane  16', 29', 35' (pen.), 39', 69' (pen.) To Be Continued  79'	October 21, 2018	[ Full Match]

Rivalries

The WebM Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. The only official meeting between these two teams is a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s history in the cup began. It is not likely these two teams will ever face again as /gif/ hasn't played an official match in nearly two years while /wsg/ is alive and kicking.

0-0-1

Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn. Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting.

1-1-0

The Rat Race Rumble What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way back to the PES2014 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during the Winter Friendlies season, they would heed the call to arms and walk away with an tight 1-0 victory. Later that Summer /wsg/ would hold the Winter champions to a close 2-1 victory, sending them on a downward spiral to mediocrity, the two teams would not meet again for another two years. In the 5th Anniversary Cup, goalkeeper Get Out with his 7 saves and MoTM award would carry the team to a scrappy 1-0 victory. The rivalry though storied only gets interesting a year later in Autumn '17 where star strikers Duane and To Be Continued work together to turn a hopeless 3-1 loss into a cheeky 3-3 draw in the dying minutes of the match.

3-1-0

Statistics

Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics

Red background denotes inactive/retired players. Only players with one or more points shown.

Player	Caps	Goals	Assists
Duane	60	33	23
To Be Continued	28	23	14
Dodger Leigh	35	18	5
Big Shake	19	8	4
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING	26	5	2
Ricardo Milos	3	5	0
Gondola	20	4	3
Anime Thread Representative	37	3	5
Brent Rambo	15	2	3
Seizure Bro	7	2	1
56 Chicken Nuggets	19	2	0
Comic/Cartoon Thread Representative	37	1	5
Gabe the Dog	15	1	4
Thanks, Obama!	30	1	0
Pumped Up Kicks	18	1	0
Big Man Tyrone	17	1	0
I Like Turtles	1	1	0
There is Bear Cum!	5	0	2
Boston Dynamics	29	0	1
Sensible Chuckle	21	0	1
FUCKING LEGEND	13	0	1
Hōsei Tsukitei	7	0	1
Cupcake Dog	6	0	1
Hypnotoad	6	0	1
Look At Him Go!	5	0	1
Steel or Feathers	3	0	1
Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet	2	0	1
Player	Caps	Saves
Deal With It	34	90
Get Out	23	60
Scott Sterling	4	14

Honours

Awards

• 

  Autumn '17
  Top Assister:
  To Be Continued

• 

  Autumn '17
  Best Kits:
  Synthwave Kits

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
Duane (Tied)	May 20, 2018	Fastest brace, scoring at 8' and 9' (1 minute).	/i/  1 - 3  /wsg/

Gallery

Memorable Moments

• 56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.

• WASTED Get's MotM, cackling ensues.

• 

  Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.

• Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.

• To Be Continued get's To Be Continued himself due to being offside.

• The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to your base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling..png

  The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to your base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.

Logo History

• 

  Autumn '13

• 

  Spring '14 - Spring '17

• 

  Autumn '17 - Present

Kit History

• Wsg kit classic home.png

  Autumn '13 - Spring '17

• Wsg kit classic away.png

  Autumn '13 - Spring '17

• Wsg gk.png

  Autumn '13 - Present

• Wsg kit vlc.png

  Winter '16 - Present

• Wsg kit synth.png

  Autumn '17 - Present

Trivia

• To Be Continued is the first player to score a hat-trick for the team and is the current leader at 2.
• After serving as the starting goalkeeper since the team's founding, Deal With It was demoted to substitution status during the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup by a margin of one vote. Get Out took his place as the starting goalkeeper for that tournament.
  • Deal With It handily beat Get Out in the following poll to regain his starter status.
• After earning the team's first ever red card, Duane ended his streak of being the only player to have played in every single /wsg/ match.
  • Up until earning that red card, Duane had been playing a clean game his entire career.
• Duane is the first and only player to have earned a red card in a PES 18 tournament.
• Ricardo Milos is the first and only player to score a double-brace in a PES 18 tournament.