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/x/
I Hope You Didn't Plan On Scoring Tonight
/x/ - Paranormal
Founded August 2011 Manager Art Bell IRL manager Amphetamemes !!xxct4c1/SOK Team colors Chat color 000000 Black Ranking 38 ( 4) Highest rank 2 (November 9, 2014) Lowest rank 56 (October 9, 2016) Top scorer /x/-tan (76) Top assister /x/-tan (35) Captain Christ Cuck Website /x/ - Paranormal Nickname /x/philes Home ground The Void
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 60 22 56 138 43.48%
GF GA GD 233 243 -10
Biggest win /v/  0–6  /x/ January 24, 2020 Biggest defeat /b/  7–0  /x/ November 4, 2016 First match /x/  2–1  /b/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 18 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 2nd, 2022 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 12 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 2nd, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem X-Files Theme Victory Anthem Spooky Scary Skeletons Goal horn X Gon Give It To Ya Alternate goal horn AYY LMAO - The Grey
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

The /x/ 4chan Cup team was founded in 2011, based on the 4chan board /x/ - Paranormal, making it one of the first teams on the tournament. Its first appearance came to be during the 2011 4chan Summer Cup and with a small fan base, it established itself as a consistent team for the future.

Discord for the team: https://discord.gg/6E6GvUwhMV

Upcoming Matches

Opponent	Event	Date	Result
TBD	Autumn 2023	??? ??, 2023	TBD

Home Board

The users of the /x/ board are all paranoid schizophrenic with little-to-no social life because, let's face it, the world might end at any minute now, who has time for this whole "life" thing when you can discover and explore the vast knowledge of occult and secret teachings passed on for generations by the elders of an ancient tribe that still remain undiscovered by modern man, while discussing the next false-flag attack perpetrated by a secret society that is constantly watching our every move, not to mention the astral projections that require vast amounts of meditation, chaos magick or even demonic possessions, which can only bring about bad energy your way, which in turn destabilizes your initial chakras, and all of this while you wait for the impending doomsday that could happen at any moment because the prophecies foretold by our ancestors are never wrong, unless they happened in an alternate universe which would explain the spiritual connection we have with nature, in fact, most urban explorers will assure you that ghosts are usually connected to a specific place, which is why the sightings tend to happen in the same place over and over again, and speaking of sightings, UFOs are everywhere, you just haven't looked up to the sky recently, keep in mind the "public" government and the "shadow" government have known about this for decades and they are hiding the truth from us because they want to make a profit for themselves by allowing the greys to do whatever they please with us, meanwhile the big corporations destroy our lives by making the bankers richer and us poorer, while they feed us genetically-altered food to sterilize and control the general population, oh and by the way, they pollute our water with more chemicals than the average hospital storage has in its inventory.

All of this, from the comfort of your computer.

Roster

Main article: /x/ roster

Welcome to the spooky boys club, Mothman and Grifter.

No. Position Player 19   GK Jesus Saves 21   LB Ghost Blowjob 11   CB Hermes Trimegistus 16   CB Self-Induced Mental Illness 7   RB Machine Elves 2   AMF Let's All Be Lain 14   CMF Glowie 20   CMF A Literal Fucking Skeleton 3   SS Succubus GF 6   CMF Christcuck 10   CF /x/-tan

No. Position Player 1   GK Guardian Angel 4   LB Schizoposting 17   CB CERN Shifting 5   CB Creepypasta 13   CB Just Meditate Harder 12   CB Tamamo No Mae 8   RB Cthulhu 18   CMF Take Your Meds 15   DMF Mothman 23   DMF Secret Society 9   CMF The Grey 22   CMF Goatman

Retired Players Export

Main article: Retired /x/ players

No. Position Player 4   CMF Pyramid Head 1   GK Hoagie 3   CB Elisa Lam 15   CB Divination

https://mega.nz/#!snQGQI5R!fV18_NxgqtED0fg02ax1fsMHBb3ky-zdROVJKgdKyuE

History

Main article: /x/ Lore

2018 4chan Winter Cup

After a second place finish in Autumn, /x/ looked to prove any remaining skeptics wrong in its first Elite Cup appearance since the summer of 2015. Things got off to a historically inauspicious start however, as the Spooks conceded three goals in the first 8 minutes of play against reigning champion /lgbt/, who jumped to the fastest 3-0 lead in Cup history. With an enormously gay mountain to climb, /x/ would have to either get its shit together or play dead for another 82 minutes. The players chose the former. Goals by This Man and Goatman triggered the opposition and drew the game closer, but the sloppy start proved to be too much to overcome, as a 3-2 final left /x/ pointless and with little margin for error going forward.

Looking to brush off a sluggish start, /x/ played host to /n/ and their horrifying memebike. After 40 minutes of semen slurping exciting, tension-filled soccer, Goatman and Cthulhu scored goals just three minutes apart to give /x/ a 2-0 lead heading into the half. A second Cthulhu goal gave /x/ a commanding 3-0 lead, which was held for a 3-1 final. That bounce-back performance gave /x/ three much-needed points and placed them atop a 3-3-3-3 group heading into grip weekend.

Needing a win or a draw to advance to the Round of 16, /x/ traveled to the Awesome Dome to face off against perennial group stage escape artists, /f/. The /x/ attack looked strong to begin the match, but it was /f/ who would take a 1-0 lead into halftime, thanks to a Daily Dose goal and some impressive goalkeeping from Anonymous D. Despite the missed chances early on (not to mention the Curse of the Babby Cup Runner-up looming large), /x/ stayed composed and stuck to its high-pressure attack. The Spooks' perseverance was finally rewarded in the 63rd minute, as Goatman got a shot past Anonymous D to break the shutout and put /x/ in position to advance should the score hold at 1-1. Despite a furious push on the part of /f/, the score remained 1-1 as the final whistle blew. /x/ would advance to an Elite knockout round for the first time since the winter of 2014, becoming the 2nd team to defeat the Babby Cup Runner-up Curse.

/x/ was set to march into /an/'s Jungle to finish off the Round of 16, and it would have to do so without its bronze DMF (thanks, Ted Cruz). An early goal by /x/-tan gave the Spooks a 1-0 lead, and it appeared as though the absence of the Zodiac Killer wouldn't be a factor in this match. Not so. The second half quickly turned into a back-and-forth, six goal affair from which /x/ would eventually emerge victorious thanks to an /x/-tan tap-in deep into stoppage time (a hat-trick to boot!).

With all their medals back for the Quarter Finals, /x/ would play host to an opponent they know all too well in /mlp/. Having both come up to this point from the Autumn Fetus, the stage was set for an exciting fifth meeting between these two rivals. The Spooks and Horsefuckers did not disappoint, delivering a high-tension match highlighted by an eleven minute, three goal exchange that began '66 and left the game at 2-2 when the dust settled. This one would go to extra time and eventually to benuldies, where /mlp/ squeaked by 4-3 and ended /x/'s Elite Cup run (thanks again, Ted Cruz).

Historic Performance Summary

Main article: /x/ Match history

Event	Manager	Record	Place
2011 4chan Summer Cup	Anonymous	1-0-2	9th
2012 4chan Winter Cup	Anonymous	2-0-2	6th
2012 4chan Summer Cup	Gallow (see Dragongate)	1-1-2	Disqualified, record nullified
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Possessed, Rebaño	2-0-1	18th (Relegated)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Possessed, Rebaño	4-0-3	4th (Promoted)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	Rebaño	1-1-2	15th
2014 4chan Winter Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Rebaño	2-1-1	13th
2014 4chan Summer Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	4-1-2	4th
2015 4chan Winter Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	1-0-2	24th (Relegated)
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	2-1-1	17th ("Promoted" due to  /cgl/ export failure)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	0-1-2	27th (Relegated)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	2-0-2	22nd
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	0-0-3	31st (FETUS'D!)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	AequusNox	1-0-2	23rd
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	XEon8x, Thunderlizard	2-1-0	2nd (Qualified)
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	XEon8x, Thunderlizard	4-1-2	2nd (Promoted)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	XEon8x, Thunderlizard	2-1-2	5th
2018 4chan Summer Cup	XEon8x	1-0-2	21st (Relegated)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	18th
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-2	16th (Promoted)
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	19th (Relegated)
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	2-0-2	15th (Promoted)
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Amphetamemes	2-1-1	9th
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Amphetamemes	1-2-1	14th
2021 4chan Winter Cup	Amphetamemes	1-0-2	18th (Relegated)
2021 4chan World Cup	Amphetamemes	2-1-1	24th (Special Cup)
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	3-1-2	8th (Promoted)
2022 4chan Winter Cup	Amphetamemes	4-1-2	2nd
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	17th (Relegated)
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	3-1-1	5th (Promoted)
2023 4chan Winter Cup	Amphetamemes	0-0-3	32nd (Relegated)
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	19th

Statistical Leaders

Main article: /x/ Individual Statistics

Bold text denotes active players

Player	Goals
/x/-tan	76
Goatman	32
Pyramid Head	27
Cthulhu	20
The Grey	14

Player	Assists
/x/-tan	35
Goatman	27
Succubus	15
Cthulhu	12
The Grey	11

Player	Saves	Clean Sheets
NOPE	141	11
Guardian Angel	66	3
Jesus Saves	63	6
Urbex	23	0
Zalgo	9	2

Rivalries

/mlp/ - Nightmare Night Derby

This unlikely rivalry dates back to the Spring of 2013, when /mlp/ overcame an early red card and eliminated /x/ in the semi-finals en route to their first Babby Cup Championship. The two teams met again in Winter of 2014, as /mlp/ once again dashed /x/'s dreams of a Cup with a 3-1 victory in the Round of 16. Having twice been eliminated from the Knockouts by the same team, /x/ began to view /mlp/ as more of a bitter rival than just a regular foe. Since then, the spooks and the ponies have met in two Elite Cup Group Stages, exchanging blows that would propel the victor forward and send the vanquished to eventual relegation. It's no longer a question of if, but rather when these two teams will meet again in the Knockouts.

W1 - D0 - L4

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  2014 4chan Winter Cup Hype Poster

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  2014 4chan Summer Cup Hype Poster

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  2015 4chan Winter Cup Hype Poster

/c/ - The Kaowaii Bowl	When enough fat weebs mispronounce かわいい, the spooks of /x/ are summoned and a frighteningly cute clash with /c/ ensues. /x/ hasn't had much trouble with /c/, having won the first two meetings and outscoring the opposition 7-2.
W3 - D2 - L0

Honors

Team

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  2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
  4th place

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  Halloween Bowl 2013 truFinal Winner

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  2014 4chan Summer Cup 4th place

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  2015 4chan Winter Cup Best Models

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  2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  -2nd place
  -Most Improved Team
  -Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament
  -Biggest Upset
  /sp/  1 - 2  /x/
  (Quarter Finals)

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  2022 4chan Winter Cup 2nd place

Individual

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  2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
  Best Goalhorn
  (LMAO - The Grey)

Miscellaneous

/x/ Chant
/x/ Match Playlist
Hype Video Playlist
/x/ bumper for the 2014 Winter Cup

Exports

Exports

Summer 2018 Tactical export Last update: 07-19-2018 Summer 2018 Aesthetic export Summer 2018 Music export

Trivia

• In July 26th 2020, The Grey scored the 10000th goal milestone in the team's 1-1 tie against /wsg/.