/x/

I Hope You Didn't Plan On Scoring Tonight

/x/ - Paranormal

Founded

August 2011

Manager

Art Bell

IRL manager

Amphetamemes !!xxct4c1/SOK

Team colors

Chat color

000000
Black

Ranking

13 (

14)

Highest rank

2 (November 9, 2014)

Lowest rank

56 (October 9, 2016)

Top scorer

/x/-tan (31)

Top assister

/x/-tan (18)

Captain

Goatman

Website

/x/ - Paranormal

Nickname

/x/philes

Home ground

The Void

Historic performance

38	12	39			89				42.7%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
150	169	-19

Biggest win
/v/	0–6	/x/
January 24, 2020

Biggest defeat
/b/	7–0	/x/
November 4, 2016

First match
/x/	2–1	/b/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	10 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result	4th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances	6 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result	2nd, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Team music

Anthem	X-Files Theme
Victory Anthem	Spooky Scary Skeletons

Goal horn	X Gon Give It To Ya
Alternate goal horn	AYY LMAO - The Grey
Alternate goal horn	Ted Cruz Campaign Eulogy - Zodiac Killer

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit

The /x/ 4chan Cup team was founded in 2011, based on the 4chan board /x/ - Paranormal, making it one of the first teams on the tournament. Its first appearance came to be during the 2011 4chan Summer Cup and with a small fan base, it established itself as a consistent team for the future.

Discord for the team: https://discord.gg/Mx5Nybk

Upcoming Matches

Opponent	Event	Date	Result
TBD	2020 4chan Winter Cup	TBD, 2020	TBD

Home Board

The users of the /x/ board are all paranoid schizophrenic with little-to-no social life because, let's face it, the world might end at any minute now, who has time for this whole "life" thing when you can discover and explore the vast knowledge of occult and secret teachings passed on for generations by the elders of an ancient tribe that still remain undiscovered by modern man, while discussing the next false-flag attack perpetrated by a secret society that is constantly watching our every move, not to mention the astral projections that require vast amounts of meditation, chaos magick or even demonic possessions, which can only bring about bad energy your way, which in turn destabilizes your initial chakras, and all of this while you wait for the impending doomsday that could happen at any moment because the prophecies foretold by our ancestors are never wrong, unless they happened in an alternate universe which would explain the spiritual connection we have with nature, in fact, most urban explorers will assure you that ghosts are usually connected to a specific place, which is why the sightings tend to happen in the same place over and over again, and speaking of sightings, UFOs are everywhere, you just haven't looked up to the sky recently, keep in mind the "public" government and the "shadow" government have known about this for decades and they are hiding the truth from us because they want to make a profit for themselves by allowing the greys to do whatever they please with us, meanwhile the big corporations destroy our lives by making the bankers richer and us poorer, while they feed us genetically-altered food to sterilize and control the general population, oh and by the way, they pollute our water with more chemicals than the average hospital storage has in its inventory.

All of this, from the comfort of your computer.

Roster

Main article: /x/ roster

Welcome to the spooky boys club, Mothman and Grifter.

No.

Position

Player

19

	GK

Jesus Saves

5

	LB

Creepypasta

11

	CB

This Man

7

	CB

Spooky Mulder

14

	RB

Chaos Magick

22

	DMF

Christ Cuck

9

	CMF

The Grey

8

	AMF

Cthulhu

3

	AMF

Succubus GF

10

	CF

/x/-tan

6

	SS

Goatman

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

NOPE

21

	LB

Ghost Puncher

12

	CB

Cursed Image

4

	CB

Astral Meetup

20

	CB

Ethereal Ghost

16

	CB

Self-Induced Mental Illness

17

	RB

Lost Media

23

	DMF

Secret Society

2

	DMF

Rippen Through

18

	CMF

A Literal Fucking Skeleton

15

	CMF

Mothman

13

	CMF

>be me >be alone

Retired Players Export

Main article: Retired /x/ players

No.

Position

Player

4

	CMF

Pyramid Head

1

	GK

Hoagie

3

	CB

Elisa Lam

15

	CB

Divination

https://mega.nz/#!snQGQI5R!fV18_NxgqtED0fg02ax1fsMHBb3ky-zdROVJKgdKyuE

History

Main article: /x/ Lore

2018 4chan Winter Cup

After a second place finish in Autumn, /x/ looked to prove any remaining skeptics wrong in its first Elite Cup appearance since the summer of 2015. Things got off to a historically inauspicious start however, as the Spooks conceded three goals in the first 8 minutes of play against reigning champion /lgbt/, who jumped to the fastest 3-0 lead in Cup history. With an enormously gay mountain to climb, /x/ would have to either get its shit together or play dead for another 82 minutes. The players chose the former. Goals by This Man and Goatman triggered the opposition and drew the game closer, but the sloppy start proved to be too much to overcome, as a 3-2 final left /x/ pointless and with little margin for error going forward.

Looking to brush off a sluggish start, /x/ played host to /n/ and their horrifying memebike. After 40 minutes of ~~semen slurping~~ exciting, tension-filled soccer, Goatman and Cthulhu scored goals just three minutes apart to give /x/ a 2-0 lead heading into the half. A second Cthulhu goal gave /x/ a commanding 3-0 lead, which was held for a 3-1 final. That bounce-back performance gave /x/ three much-needed points and placed them atop a 3-3-3-3 group heading into grip weekend.

Needing a win or a draw to advance to the Round of 16, /x/ traveled to the Awesome Dome to face off against perennial group stage escape artists, /f/. The /x/ attack looked strong to begin the match, but it was /f/ who would take a 1-0 lead into halftime, thanks to a Daily Dose goal and some impressive goalkeeping from Anonymous D. Despite the missed chances early on (not to mention the Curse of the Babby Cup Runner-up looming large), /x/ stayed composed and stuck to its high-pressure attack. The Spooks' perseverance was finally rewarded in the 63rd minute, as Goatman got a shot past Anonymous D to break the shutout and put /x/ in position to advance should the score hold at 1-1. Despite a furious push on the part of /f/, the score remained 1-1 as the final whistle blew. /x/ would advance to an Elite knockout round for the first time since the winter of 2014, becoming the 2nd team to defeat the Babby Cup Runner-up Curse.

/x/ was set to march into /an/'s Jungle to finish off the Round of 16, and it would have to do so without its bronze DMF (thanks, Ted Cruz). An early goal by /x/-tan gave the Spooks a 1-0 lead, and it appeared as though the absence of the Zodiac Killer wouldn't be a factor in this match. Not so. The second half quickly turned into a back-and-forth, six goal affair from which /x/ would eventually emerge victorious thanks to an /x/-tan tap-in deep into stoppage time (a hat-trick to boot!).

With all their medals back for the Quarter Finals, /x/ would play host to an opponent they know all too well in /mlp/. Having both come up to this point from the Autumn Fetus, the stage was set for an exciting fifth meeting between these two rivals. The Spooks and Horsefuckers did not disappoint, delivering a high-tension match highlighted by an eleven minute, three goal exchange that began '66 and left the game at 2-2 when the dust settled. This one would go to extra time and eventually to benuldies, where /mlp/ squeaked by 4-3 and ended /x/'s Elite Cup run (thanks again, Ted Cruz).

Historic Performance Summary

Main article: /x/ Match history

Event	Manager	Record	Place
2011 4chan Summer Cup	Anonymous	1-0-2	9th
2012 4chan Winter Cup	Anonymous	2-0-2	6th
2012 4chan Summer Cup	Gallow (see Dragongate)	1-1-2	Disqualified, record nullified
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Possessed, Rebaño	2-0-1	18th (Relegated)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Possessed, Rebaño	4-0-3	4th (Promoted)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	Rebaño	1-1-2	15th
2014 4chan Winter Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Rebaño	2-1-1	13th
2014 4chan Summer Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	4-1-2	4th
2015 4chan Winter Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	1-0-2	24th (Relegated)
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	2-1-1	17th ("Promoted" due to /cgl/ export failure)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	0-1-2	27th (Relegated)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	2-0-2	22nd
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	AlphaBrennenburg, Bol	0-0-3	31st (FETUS'D!)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	AequusNox	1-0-2	23rd
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	XEon8x, Thunderlizard	2-1-0	2nd (Qualified)
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	XEon8x, Thunderlizard	4-1-2	2nd (Promoted)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	XEon8x, Thunderlizard	2-1-2	5th
2018 4chan Summer Cup	XEon8x	1-0-2	21st (Relegated)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	18th
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	16th (Promoted)
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Amphetamemes	1-1-1	19th (Relegated)
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Amphetamemes	2-0-2	15th (Promoted)
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Amphetamemes	2-1-1	9th

Statistical Leaders

Main article: /x/ Individual Statistics

Bold text denotes active players

Player	Goals
/x/-tan	31
Pyramid Head	24
Cthulhu	13
The Grey	9
Goatman	8

Player	Assists
/x/-tan	18
Goatman	10
Cthulhu	8
Pyramid Head	6
The Grey	6

Player	Saves	Clean Sheets
NOPE	102	9
Urbex	19	0
Zalgo	6	1
Great Mother	6	0
Tarot	2	1

Rivalries

/mlp/ - Nightmare Night Derby	This unlikely rivalry dates back to the Spring of 2013, when /mlp/ overcame an early red card and eliminated /x/ in the semi-finals en route to their first Babby Cup Championship. The two teams met again in Winter of 2014, as /mlp/ once again dashed /x/'s dreams of a Cup with a 3-1 victory in the Round of 16. Having twice been eliminated from the Knockouts by the same team, /x/ began to view /mlp/ as more of a bitter rival than just a regular foe. Since then, the spooks and the ponies have met in two Elite Cup Group Stages, exchanging blows that would propel the victor forward and send the vanquished to eventual relegation. It's no longer a question of if, but rather when these two teams will meet again in the Knockouts.
W1 - D0 - L4

/c/ - The Kaowaii Bowl	When enough fat weebs mispronounce かわいい, the spooks of /x/ are summoned and a frighteningly cute clash with /c/ ensues. /x/ hasn't had much trouble with /c/, having won the first two meetings and outscoring the opposition 7-2.
W2 - D1 - L0