2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group E contains /g/ and /v/ who both possess a great deal of tournament experience, though not always of the winning sort. They will face /ic/ and /h/ for a chance to progress to the Round of 16.
Summary
Matchday 1
An on-form Reggie ran the show for /v/ as he scored twice. Gaben and Ainsley Harriot also found the net and left /ic/ reeling.
/g/ and /h/ played out an eight-goal thriller for the fans, with No Drivers and Pomf-chan getting doubles for each side. The match remained close until Pomf-chan's second after 75 minutes, followed by Titty Monster's goal, allowed /h/ to pull away.
Matchday 2
/g/'s manager-less campaign >mute started to look aimless as /v/ continued to show dangerous form in a 2-0 victory. Gabe Newell was the player to dominate this time round, though his much-awaited hat-trick failed to arrive. This time.
/ic/ meanwhile picked themselves up from their 4-0 defeat against /v/ and Loomis and Photorealism helped them to a 2-1 victory over /h/.
Matchday 3
/g/ reportedly rigged /ic/'s home office computer to explode, which distracted the d/ic/kheads' defense long enough to score 6 goals on. Strangely enough, this was the exact number of goals needed to advance to the next stage, provided /h/ lost to /v/. As usual, rigging was suspected, though neither board could be arsed to even bother asking for an investigation.
Unfortunately for the few /g/ supporters in the crowd, /h/ played a solid game. After 2 of Titty Monster's goals were revoked due to offside calls, Titty Monster simply scored 2 legit ones in the last 5 minutes of the match, overtaking the fatigued /v/ defense. /v/ and /h/ advanced to the next round following this match.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /v/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
6
|
 /h/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
6
|
 /g/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
3
|
 /ic/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
11 |
-9 |
3
|
/v/ vs /ic/
| Stadium: Royal London Stadium
|
13 October 2012, 18:00 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
77 |
Ultros
|
| RB |
18 |
No Fun Allowed
|
| CB |
20 |
Captain Falcon
|
| CB |
53 |
Adam Jenson
|
| LB |
6 |
rage |
|
 73'
|
| DM |
1 |
NO GAEMS |
|
63'
|
| DM |
8 |
PC Master Race
|
| RW |
11 |
Sanic |
|
73'
|
| AM |
7 |
Reggie Fils Aime
|
| LW |
10 |
Japan Time
|
| CF |
3 |
Gabe Newell
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
4 |
Stu Pickles |
|
 63'
|
| RW |
13 |
Mystery of the Druids |
|
73'
|
| LB |
80 |
Ainsley Harriott |
|
73'
|
| Manager:
|
| Candidate 2 !!NEtrtafAxGY
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Teh Meh
|
| RB |
7 |
>drawing anime
|
| CB |
14 |
Skulky
|
| CB |
30 |
Borris |
|
79'
|
| LB |
10 |
D/ic/ks
|
| RM |
21 |
Your Art Is Shit
|
| CM |
20 |
Photorealism |
|
73'
|
| CM |
6 |
Bob Ross |
|
63'
|
| LM |
3 |
Baseball
|
| AM |
37 |
Loomis
|
| CF |
17 |
Main Dude
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
18 |
F. Bertoglio |
|
63'
|
| CM |
36 |
whichtablet |
|
73'
|
| CB |
44 |
Larry |
|
79'
|
| Manager:
|
| Dan
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
49
|
|
51
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
9
|
|
4
|
|
(6)
|
|
(0)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
20
|
|
24
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/g/ vs /h/
| Stadium: Royal London Stadium
|
13 October 2012, 18:25 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Stallman
|
| RB |
3 |
Gayman PC
|
| CB |
2 |
Common Sense 2012 |
|
76'
|
| LB |
4 |
Beats by Dr Pepper
|
| DM |
19 |
Rotational Velocidensity
|
| DM |
6 |
Bloat
|
| RM |
8 |
Botnet |
|
69'
|
| CM |
5 |
Install Gentoo
|
| LM |
7 |
randytaylor69
|
| CF |
10 |
No Drivers
|
| CF |
9 |
Woodscrews |
|
66'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CF |
20 |
P-P-P-POWERBOOK |
|
66'
|
| RM |
13 |
Thinkpad |
|
69'
|
| CB |
23 |
Facebook Machine |
|
76'
|
| Manager:
|
| Mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
10 |
Sad Panda
|
| RB |
21 |
La Blue Girl
|
| CB |
9 |
Viper GTS |
|
66'
|
| CB |
3 |
Step Sister
|
| LB |
20 |
Slut Girl |
|
76'
|
| RM |
22 |
Angel Blade
|
| CM |
18 |
POMF-chan
|
| CM |
23 |
Mezzo Forte |
|
66'
|
| LM |
14 |
Fap Gauntlet
|
| CF |
19 |
Endless Ejaculations
|
| CF |
5 |
Titty Monster
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
17 |
Ino Yamanaka |
|
66'
|
| CM |
12 |
Umemaro |
|
66'
|
| LB |
8 |
Swimsuit Fetish |
|
76'
|
| Manager:
|
Onani Master !!y/VUMI/zuVs
Avalon !!vnlTXgr1jSc
|
|
/v/ vs /g/
| Stadium: Rose Park Stadium
|
14 October 2012, 00:40 UTC
|
|
Gabe Newell  9', 19'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
44 |
Trip
|
| RB |
13 |
Mystery of the Druids
|
| CB |
20 |
Captain Falcon
|
| CB |
33 |
Protoman
|
| LB |
6 |
rage
|
| DM |
1 |
NO GAEMS
|
| DM |
8 |
PC Master Race
|
| RW |
11 |
Sanic |
|
88'
|
| AM |
7 |
Reggie Fils Aime
|
| LW |
40 |
Arino |
|
79'
|
| CF |
3 |
Gabe Newell
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LW |
10 |
Japan Time |
|
79'
|
| RW |
80 |
Ainsley Harriott |
|
88'
|
| Manager:
|
| Candidate 2 !!NEtrtafAxGY
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Stallman
|
| RB |
3 |
Gayman PC
|
| CB |
2 |
Common Sense 2012
|
| LB |
4 |
Beats by Dr Pepper
|
| DM |
19 |
Rotational Velocidensity
|
| DM |
6 |
Bloat
|
| CM |
8 |
Botnet |
|
76'
|
| CM |
5 |
Install Gentoo |
|
76'
|
| RW |
9 |
Woodscrews |
|
55'
|
| CF |
10 |
No Drivers
|
| LW |
7 |
randytaylor69
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RW |
20 |
P-P-P-POWERBOOK |
|
55'
|
| CM |
22 |
Click Clack |
|
76'
|
| CM |
15 |
Bill Gates |
|
76'
|
| Manager:
|
| Mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
|
|
/ic/ vs /h/
| Stadium: Rose Park Stadium
|
14 October 2012, 01:05 UTC
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Tehmeh
|
| RB |
7 |
>drawing anime
|
| CB |
14 |
Skulky
|
| CB |
30 |
Borris |
|
74'
|
| LB |
10 |
D/ic/ks
|
| RM |
21 |
Your Art Is Shit
|
| CM |
20 |
Photorealism |
|
68'
|
| CM |
6 |
Bob Ross |
|
62'
|
| LM |
3 |
Baseball
|
| AM |
37 |
Loomis
|
| CF |
17 |
Main Dude
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
5 |
Anatomy |
|
62'
|
| CM |
36 |
whichtablet |
|
68'
|
| CB |
18 |
F. Bertoglio |
|
74'
|
| Manager:
|
| Dan
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Garterbelt
|
| RB |
21 |
La Blue Girl |
|
68'
|
| CB |
9 |
Viper GTS |
|
50'
|
| CB |
3 |
Step Sister |
|
68'
|
| LB |
15 |
Delicious Brown
|
| DM |
18 |
POMF-chan
|
| RM |
2 |
Secret Plot
|
| LM |
23 |
Mezzo Forte
|
| AM |
14 |
Fap Gauntlet
|
| CF |
19 |
Endless Ejaculations
|
| CF |
5 |
Titty Monster
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
17 |
Ino Yamanaka |
|
50'
|
| CM |
13 |
Kasugano Sora |
|
68'
|
| RB |
8 |
Swimsuit Fetish |
|
68'
|
| Manager:
|
Onani Master !!y/VUMI/zuVs
Avalon !!vnlTXgr1jSc
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
49
|
|
51
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
9
|
|
5
|
|
(4)
|
|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
5
|
|
3
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
5
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
21
|
|
17
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/g/ vs /ic/
| Stadium: El Monumental
|
20 October 2012, 19:00 UTC
|
|
Woodscrews 4', 59'
No Drivers 42', 46', 52', 53'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Stallman
|
| RB |
3 |
Gayman PC
|
| CB |
2 |
Common Sense 2012 |
|
74'
|
| LB |
4 |
Beats by Dr Pepper
|
| DM |
19 |
Rotational Velocidensity |
|
74'
|
| DM |
6 |
Bloat
|
| CM |
8 |
Botnet
|
| CM |
5 |
Install Gentoo |
|
53'
|
| RW |
9 |
Woodscrews
|
| CF |
10 |
No Drivers
|
| LW |
7 |
randytaylor69
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
18 |
Futureproof |
|
53'
|
| CB |
23 |
Facebook Machine |
|
74'
|
| DM |
22 |
Click Clack |
|
74'
|
| Manager:
|
| Mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Tehmeh
|
| RB |
7 |
>drawing anime
|
| CB |
30 |
Borris
|
| CB |
36 |
Whichtablet |
|
74'
|
| LB |
10 |
D/ic/ks
|
| DM |
37 |
Loomis
|
| CM |
21 |
Your Art Is Shit
|
| CM |
3 |
Baseball
|
| AM |
20 |
Photorealism |
|
53'
|
| AM |
6 |
Bob Ross |
|
59'
|
| CF |
17 |
Main Dude
|
| Substitutions:
|
| AM |
31 |
Tattoo Designs |
|
53'
|
| AM |
49 |
Deathelm |
|
59'
|
| CB |
14 |
Skulky |
|
74'
|
| Manager:
|
| Dan
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
52
|
|
48
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
12
|
|
5
|
|
(7)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
21
|
|
16
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
/h/ vs /v/
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
20 October 2012, 19:25 UTC
|
|
| Titty Monster 86', 88'
|
|
59' DLC
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Garterbelt
|
| RB |
21 |
La Blue Girl
|
| CB |
17 |
Ino Yamanaka
|
| CB |
11 |
Christmas Cake
|
| LB |
16 |
NTR
|
| DM |
18 |
POMF-chan
|
| RM |
2 |
Secret Plot
|
| LM |
23 |
Umemaro
|
| AM |
14 |
Fap Gauntlet
|
| CF |
5 |
Titty Monster
|
| CF |
19 |
Endless Ejaculations
|
| Manager:
|
Onani Master !!y/VUMI/zuVs
Avalon !!vnlTXgr1jSc
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
44 |
Bobby Kotick
|
| RB |
18 |
No Fun Allowed |
|
58'
|
| CB |
20 |
Captain Falcon
|
| CB |
47 |
Agent 47
|
| LB |
6 |
rage |
|
58'
|
| RM |
11 |
Sanic
|
| CM |
4 |
Stu Pickles |
|
 71'
|
| CM |
8 |
PC Master Race
|
| LM |
59 |
DLC |
|
62'
|
| AM |
3 |
Gabe Newell
|
| CF |
7 |
Reggie Fils Aime
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RB |
13 |
Mystery of the Druids |
|
58'
|
| LB |
55 |
Nipples Enchila |
|
58'
|
| AMF |
10 |
Japan Time |
|
62'
|
| Manager:
|
| Candidate 2 !!NEtrtafAxGY
|
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
46
|
|
54
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
8
|
|
12
|
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
5
|
|
1
|
|
(2)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
|
|
|
| Crosses
|
|
|
|
|
| Interceptions
|
|
9
|
|
23
|
| Tackles
|
|
|
|
|
| Saves
|
|
|
|
|
|
