Summary
Matchday 1
/sp/ went into the Summer Cup reeling from the effects of Dragongate, and came out with a surprise draw against fellow oldster /jp/. With nine red players spread across both teams, we saw wonderful goals and immediate equalizers traded between these two teams in a passionate back and forth battle to prove themselves the masters of Group E. The fastest goal thus far in the cup was scored by a Red Lelbron at the two-minute mark.
Despite their long, long slump, /m/ proved that they were not quite dead with a cheeky little goal by Alteisen. With possibly the slowest-moving goal ever seen, /m/ ascended to the top of their group in a surprise upset of the group stage rankings.
Matchday 2
In this clash of cup-winning titans, the giant robots of /m/ crushed the mortals of /sp/ in a shocking opening game. /sp/'s offense was unable to break through /m/'s solid defensive lineup, and replacement goalkeeper EVA-01's AT Field stopped the few on-target shots that /sp/ was able to make. Meanwhile, Nu Gundam and Shin Getter Robo set one another up for two excellent goals. With this defeat, /sp/ is in danger of being relegated to the Autumn Babbies, and /m/ prepares itself to take another Cup title in the Knockout Stage.
/g/ gave away a tense, tight game in the 90' minute with an obvious foul in the goalbox, and Get Out Of /jp/ took the penalty kick to give /jp/ a well-earned win over /g/. Several good exchanges between /jp/ and /g/ across the length of the field ended with impressive saves by both Captain Meido and Richard Stallman, but the girl of the match would not be denied.
Matchday 3
Chants of "Waito Piggu Go Home" were less effective against a fellow weeaboard as /m/ trounced /jp/ 4-2. This shotfest of a match was dominated by an all-orange /m/ team and a Newtype-powered Nu Gundam, who led the game with a hat trick at the end of the first half. /jp/'s minor changes to their team and strategy allowed them to score 2 goals through /m/'s backup goalies Gipsy Danger and EVA-01, but it was too little too late. Unlike the previous day, there was no attempt to throw this match and relegate hated/loved team /sp/, and /jp/ would go down fearing for it's chances in the 2013 Summer Cup. Doogie was forced to eat his words as /m/ took 9 undefeated points in the group stage.
With fortuity and ability in equal measure, /sp/ squeaked into the knockout stage with a single goal advantage over /jp/. With a team of all blue medals, /g/ was in a good position to deny /sp/'s offense through most of the match, and possibly take the lead. However, a goal at the very end of the first half by USAUSAUSA gave /sp/ the momentum it needed to dominate the second half despite some amazing heroics from /g/ in the last 20 minutes.
Standings
| Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
 /m/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
9
|
 /sp/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
4
|
 /jp/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
8 |
-1 |
4
|
 /g/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
5 |
-4 |
0
|
/sp/ v /jp/
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
17 August 2013, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1373
|
|
|
| GK |
18 |
RGKnee
|
| RB |
2 |
Based Deng
|
| CB |
14 |
Tony Kornheiser
|
| LB |
41 |
>shaw
|
| DM |
16 |
Rekt |
|
 59'
|
| DM |
23 |
Jagsguy |
|
59'
|
| CM |
9 |
>too much ass |
|
 36' |
|
77'
|
| RM |
7 |
George Costanza
|
| AM |
1 |
Messi
|
| LM |
8 |
USA USA USA
|
| CF |
6 |
Lelbron
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
82 |
VettelwinsLOL |
|
 59'
|
| DM |
40 |
Blown The Fuck Out |
|
59'
|
| CM |
48 |
EBAM |
|
77'
|
| Manager:
|
| Loli !!Ngbytp29PyP
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
10 |
Captain Meido
|
| RB |
4 |
Hoopdog
|
| CB |
21 |
Onahole |
|
84'
|
| CB |
20 |
Dakimakura
|
| LB |
22 |
内側に射精されることの喜びに
|
| RM |
30 |
Retard Master
|
| CM |
11 |
Koishi |
|
81'
|
| CM |
3 |
Sage
|
| LM |
42 |
Autism
|
| CF |
5 |
Japanese Bird
|
| CF |
1 |
Get out of /jp/
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CB |
84 |
Bawson |
|
84'
|
| Manager:
|
SuppaTenko !!cfu/SVC8Pz2
Doogie_ !!x+r9Qm5rK7O
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Lelbron (/sp/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 7 (7)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
8 (6)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
4 (0)
|
| 4
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
| 18
|
Interceptions
|
17
|
| 48%
|
Possession
|
52%
|
| 82%
|
Passes Completed
|
83%
|
| 9
|
Tackles Won
|
11
|
| 4
|
Saves
|
1
|
/m/ v /g/
| Stadium: Stade de Sagittaire
|
17 August 2013, 17:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1338
|
Alteisen Riese  42'
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Iron Giant
|
| RB |
5 |
Big O
|
| CB |
14 |
Ginguiser
|
| LB |
4 |
Gunbuster
|
| RM |
17 |
Ultraman |
|
62'
|
| CM |
6 |
Demonbane |
|
62'
|
| LM |
9 |
Fire Valkyrie |
|
62'
|
| AM |
7 |
Alteisen Riese
|
| RW |
8 |
Shin Getter Robo
|
| CF |
10 |
RX-93 "Nu" Gundam
|
| LW |
69 |
Mazinkaiser
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RM |
20 |
Akared |
|
62'
|
| LM |
21 |
Alphonse |
|
62'
|
| CM |
18 |
Daizengar |
|
62'
|
| Manager:
|
Update Guy !!Iu7w9XSvmty
KBTKaiser !!IahjqTlHZTX
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
10 |
Richard Stallman
|
| RB |
25 |
Gayman Peesee |
|
72'
|
| CB |
11 |
Portapro
|
| LB |
98 |
Common Sense
|
| DM |
32 |
4chanX
|
| DM |
24 |
Woodscrews |
|
62'
|
| RM |
7 |
Botnet
|
| CM |
22 |
Tidus |
|
72'
|
| LM |
13 |
Linus Torvalds
|
| CF |
8 |
Randytaylor69
|
| CF |
6 |
Install Gentoo
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
4 |
Muh Music |
|
62'
|
| RB |
1 |
No Drivers |
|
72'
|
| CM |
9 |
Futureproof |
|
72'
|
| Manager:
|
| UselessNepgear !!2MXVd9tDxH8
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Alteisen Riese (/m/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 8 (4)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
10 (5)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (1)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 3
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
| 20
|
Interceptions
|
26
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 76%
|
Passes Completed
|
81%
|
| 12
|
Tackles Won
|
98
|
| 4
|
Saves
|
2
|
/sp/ v /m/
| Stadium: Konami Stadium
|
23 August 2013, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1087
|
|
|
|
18' Shin Getter Robo
57' RX-93 Nu Gundam
|
|
|
| GK |
18 |
RGKnee
|
| RB |
13 |
Orson Welles
|
| CB |
41 |
>shaw
|
| LB |
88 |
Top Lel
|
| CM |
40 |
Blown The Fuck Out |
|
76'
|
| CM |
20 |
EBAM |
|
63'
|
| CM |
99 |
>schalke |
|
76'
|
| AM |
7 |
George Costanza
|
| AM |
8 |
USA USA USA
|
| SS |
1 |
Messi
|
| CF |
6 |
Lelbron
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
9 |
>too much ass |
|
63'
|
| CM |
16 |
Rekt |
|
76'
|
| CM |
23 |
Jagsguy |
|
76'
|
| Manager:
|
| Loli !!Ngbytp29PyP
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
EVA-01
|
| RB |
36 |
Star Gaogaigar
|
| CB |
5 |
Voltron
|
| LB |
9 |
Scopedog
|
| RM |
7 |
Ultraman |
|
1' |
|
45'
|
| CM |
20 |
Strike Freedom |
|
76'
|
| LM |
15 |
Fire Valkyrie |
|
76'
|
| AM |
3 |
Alteisen Riese |
|
85'
|
| RW |
6 |
Shin Getter Robo
|
| CF |
93 |
RX-93 "Nu" Gundam
|
| LW |
2 |
Mazinkaiser
|
| Substitutions:
|
| RM |
37 |
Akared |
|
45'
|
| LM |
98 |
Alphonse |
|
76'
|
| CM |
53 |
Kamen Rider v3 |
|
76'
|
| Manager:
|
Update Guy !!Iu7w9XSvmty
KBTKaiser !!IahjqTlHZTX
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Shin Getter Robo (/m/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 5 (1)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
6 (4)
|
| 2 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
6 (2)
|
| 6
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 2
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
| 17
|
Interceptions
|
24
|
| 49%
|
Possession
|
51%
|
| 77%
|
Passes Completed
|
80%
|
| 14
|
Tackles Won
|
12
|
| 2
|
Saves
|
0
|
/jp/ v /g/
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
23 August 2013, 17:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1207
|
| Get out of /jp/ 67', 90' (pen.)
|
|
51' Install Gentoo
|
|
|
| GK |
10 |
Captain Meido
|
| RB |
4 |
Hoopdog
|
| CB |
23 |
Dollfag
|
| LB |
20 |
Dakimakura
|
| DM |
30 |
Retard Master |
|
66'
|
| DM |
60 |
Eiki Shiki |
|
79'
|
| CM |
9 |
Cirno |
|
66'
|
| RM |
3 |
Sage |
|
29'
|
| AM |
42 |
Autism
|
| LM |
5 |
Japanese Bird
|
| CF |
1 |
Get out of /jp/ |
|
69'
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
99 |
Ayumi Shinozaki |
|
66'
|
| CM |
2 |
Flanfly |
|
66'
|
| DM |
22 |
内側に射精されることの喜びに |
|
79'
|
| Manager:
|
SuppaTenko !!cfu/SVC8Pz2
Doogie_ !!x+r9Qm5rK7O
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Richard Stallman
|
| RB |
2 |
Tiling Window Manager
|
| CB |
22 |
Portapro |
|
66'
|
| LB |
5 |
Beats by Dr Pepper
|
| DM |
19 |
Muh Music |
|
63'
|
| DM |
4 |
4chanX |
|
66'
|
| RM |
8 |
Botnet
|
| AM |
10 |
Tidus
|
| LM |
7 |
Linus Torvalds
|
| SS |
13 |
Install Gentoo
|
| CF |
69 |
Randytaylor69
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
11 |
Woodscrews |
|
63'
|
| DM |
9 |
Retina |
|
66'
|
| Manager:
|
| UselessNepgear !!2MXVd9tDxH8
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Get out of /jp/ (/jp/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 7 (5)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
4 (3)
|
| 6 (2)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
5 (1)
|
| 4
|
Free Kicks
|
6
|
| 1
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 0
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 29
|
Interceptions
|
17
|
| 52%
|
Possession
|
48%
|
| 82%
|
Passes Completed
|
73%
|
| 15
|
Tackles Won
|
9
|
| 1
|
Saves
|
2
|
/m/ v /jp/
| Stadium: Saitama Stadium 2002
|
25 August 2013, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1185
|
|
|
| GK |
13 |
Gipsy Danger |
|
63'
|
| RB |
10 |
Big O
|
| CB |
66 |
Ginguiser |
|
9'
|
| LB |
9 |
Scopedog
|
| RM |
37 |
Akared
|
| CM |
31 |
Daizengar
|
| LM |
8 |
Demonbane |
|
36'
|
| AM |
3 |
Alteisen Riese
|
| RW |
6 |
Shin Getter Robo
|
| CF |
2 |
Mazinkaiser
|
| LW |
93 |
RX-93 "Nu" Gundam
|
| Substitutions:
|
| GK |
1 |
EVA-01 |
|
63'
|
| Manager:
|
Update Guy !!Iu7w9XSvmty
KBTKaiser !!IahjqTlHZTX
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
17 |
Slut Sanae
|
| RB |
21 |
Onahole
|
| CB |
64 |
Madotsuki
|
| LB |
84 |
Bawson
|
| DM |
30 |
Retard Master |
|
63'
|
| DM |
99 |
Ayumi Shinozaki |
|
72' |
|
88'
|
| AM |
11 |
Koisi |
|
88'
|
| RM |
5 |
Japanese Bird
|
| AM |
42 |
Autism
|
| LM |
3 |
sage
|
| CF |
1 |
Get out of /jp/
|
| Substitutions:
|
| DM |
66 |
Corndog Tenshi |
|
63'
|
| DM |
22 |
内側に射精されることの喜びに |
|
88'
|
| AM |
2 |
Flanfly |
|
88'
|
| Manager:
|
SuppaTenko !!cfu/SVC8Pz2
Doogie_ !!x+r9Qm5rK7O
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
RX-93 "Nu" Gundam (/m/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 18 (10)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
2 (2)
|
| 2 (0)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
2 (0)
|
| 2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 6
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
| 20
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
| 53%
|
Possession
|
47%
|
| 85%
|
Passes Completed
|
78%
|
| 9
|
Tackles Won
|
7
|
| 0
|
Saves
|
4
|
/g/ v /sp/
| Stadium: Wembley Stadium
|
25 August 2013, 17:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1473
|
|
|
|
45+2' USA USA USA
74' Lelbron
|
|
|
| GK |
1 |
Richard Stallman
|
| RB |
3 |
Gayman Peesee
|
| CB |
15 |
Thinkpad
|
| LB |
22 |
Portapro |
|
68'
|
| DM |
6 |
Bloat |
|
68'
|
| DM |
11 |
Woodscrews
|
| RM |
8 |
Botnet
|
| AM |
10 |
Tidus
|
| LM |
7 |
Linus Torvalds
|
| CF |
69 |
randytaylor69
|
| CF |
13 |
Install Gentoo
|
| Substitutions:
|
| LB |
2 |
Tiling Window Manager |
|
68'
|
| DM |
4 |
4chanX |
|
68'
|
| Manager:
|
| UselessNepgear !!2MXVd9tDxH8
|
|
|
|
|
| GK |
5 |
Da Burrs
|
| RB |
14 |
Tony Kornheiser
|
| CB |
2 |
Based Deng
|
| LB |
88 |
Top Lel
|
| DM |
23 |
Jagsguy
|
| DM |
99 |
>schalke |
|
21'
|
| CM |
20 |
EBAM |
|
68'
|
| RM |
8 |
USA USA USA
|
| AM |
6 |
Lelbron
|
| LM |
7 |
George Costanza
|
| CF |
1 |
Messi
|
| Substitutions:
|
| CM |
9 |
>too much ass |
|
68'
|
| Manager:
|
| Loli !!Ngbytp29PyP
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
USA USA USA (/sp/)
|
|
|
Match Stats
|
|
| 9 (4)
|
Shots (On Target)
|
9 (5)
|
| 5 (1)
|
Fouls (Offside)
|
4 (1)
|
| 4
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
| 0
|
Free Kicks scored
|
0
|
| 4
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
| 16
|
Interceptions
|
25
|
| 50%
|
Possession
|
50%
|
| 76%
|
Passes Completed
|
83%
|
| 12
|
Tackles Won
|
10
|
| 2
|
Saves
|
4
|
