2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D

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Summary

Matchday 1

Everyone expected /mu/ to win, but /gd/ nearly put those hopes to bed with an early lead. However, Mangum managed to equalize the game for /mu/ just before the half, and The Deak managed to break through a /gd/ that began to fall apart in the second half. Despite being closer than expected, /mu/ managed to eke out a fairly well-fought victory over /gd/. However, this close victory raises questions about the team's chances in the Round of 16, going up against other star teams like /toy/ and /wg/.

The virginity-protecting chastity belt defense of /u/ and the long-loading backline of /gif/ led to the first scoreless draw of the 2014 Winter Cup. Some decent shots and breakthroughs were stymied by awake goalkeepers and strong defense. Retortlement revealed that the 4chan Cup was NSFW, and we end the day witth /mu/ likely to advance and /u/ struggling to escape the grasp of /gd/ and /gif/.

Matchday 2

Conditions and tactics negated each other in this game. The purest team in the cup remained uncorrupted by wins or losses, and remained in contention for advancement from Group D. /u/'s strategy was suprisingly offensive, and while possession was dominated by /mu/, /u/ was able to keep the legendary offense on the back foot, preventing them from building up the momentum they needed to turn this game into a goalfest. Meanwhile, /u/ found their many shots on target blocked or negated by /mu/'s defense, a defense that was matched by /mu/'s reluctance to really challenge the purest form of defense. Things picked up in the second half though, with Homucifer taking advantage of a terrible fumble by /mu/ GK Varg Vikernes to score /u/'s first goal of the tournament. Unfortunately, Talentless Hack immediately answered by taking advantage of /u/ GK Madokami's own fumble and shooting a rebound back into the open net. Truly, the purest form of divegrass is drawing.

Much trolling by /gd/ managed M3ow saw /gd/ launched out of the Winter Cup as /gif/ raped the tiny logo of /gd/ without any lube. Sauce grabbed a hat trick as he and his twin brother Source demolished /gd/'s ineffective 2-man defense, giving the fans much Ass n' Titties, and /gd/'s ridiculous logo-shaped formation fell apart when confronted by the sight of Sexy Celebs in the goal. Only the hyper-ridiculous /gd/ conga line looked to be moving the game more in /gd/'s favor, but it's one-man defense was even worse and keeping /gif/ from scoring. Even as /gif/ celebrates, it has come to light that M3OWMIX, /gd/'s manager, deliberately played shit formations because he did not believe he could win the game and threw the match in order to get into the Spring Babbies and be better seeded for Summer. For his antics, M3OWMIX has been banned from the cup, effective immediately, and /u/ finds themselves going into an incredibly easy match. We hope they win.

Matchday 3

Proof that M3OW was absolute shit as a manager, /gd/'s only victory comes after they are >ded. 2 first half goals by /gd/, thanks to an offensive midfield and a /u/ defense that exposed gaping holes for /gd/. A single goal by Homucifer seemed to keep /u/ in the game, but the second half saw shit play by /u/'s forwards, not enough panic by /u/'s manager, and a wide-awake /gd/ defense assisted by refball. /u/'s defeat by a managerless team leaves Group D decided for /mu/ and /gif/.

A mostly irrelevant game that would decide who would face /h/ and who would face /toy/ in the Knockouts. 2 goals, one of them a nice bounce over /mu/'s GK by Is This Real?, put /gif/ at the top of Group D and /mu/ in second place. /gif/ will see if their outdated memes can defeat the nostalgia of /toy/, while /mu/ prepares for a rematch with /h/'s drunken, Bittenlel strategies.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gif icon.png /gif/ 3 2 1 0 6 0 6 7
Mu icon.png /mu/ 3 1 1 1 3 4 -1 4
Gd icon.png /gd/ 3 1 0 2 3 7 -4 3
U icon.png /u/ 3 0 2 1 2 3 -1 2


/mu/ v /gd/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 14 February 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 833
Mu logo.png /mu/ 2–1 /gd/ Gd logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Jeff Mangum Goal 45+0'
The Deak Goal 57'
Goal 20' Kerning
 
Assists
 
Talentless Hack Assist 45+0'
MC Ride Assist 57'
Assist 20' WAWYO?


Kit: Muhome-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Merzbow
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Kevin Shields
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Anthony Fantano
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Meme Rap Substituted off 63'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Michael Gira
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png 8.4 Best Reissued Substituted off 63'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Thom Yorke
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Jeff Mangum
Pos-RWF.png Cond-good.png Talentless Hack
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png MC Ride
Pos-LWF.png Cond-okay.png The Deak
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Steve Albini Substituted in 63'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Meal Substituted in 63'
Manager:
Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0
Headbuddy !!JuV2PJrVlWZ
FemmaFetale !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
2014wc group d-mu gd.png
Kit: Gdkit1-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Untitled-1.psd
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Charts On Your Resume
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png >police station Booked 2'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png I'm 17, never...
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Album Art Thread
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Font Share Thread
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png WAYWO?
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png I'm A Good GDer
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Minimalism
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png Helvetica
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Kerning
Manager:
M3OWMlX !!8Z/HmcSKOOT

Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

7

4

(6)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

4

(2)

(2)

Corner Kicks

3

2

Free Kicks

4

2

Passes completed (%)

72

74

Crosses

6

4

Interceptions

12

14

Tackles

3

2

Saves

2

3

/u/ v /gif/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 14 February 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 719
U logo.png /u/ 0–0 /gif/ Gif logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
 
Assists
 


Kit: Ukit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Madokami
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Allegorical Octapus Substituted off 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Onee-sama
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Goggles Substituted off 66'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Befriending
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Spontaneous Combustion Substituted off 66'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Black Sunshine
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Teru Time
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Purest Form of Love
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Akkarin
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Homucifer
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Sanya V Litvyak Substituted in 66'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Science Babies Substituted in 66'
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Ume-tentei Substituted in 66'
Manager:
retortlement !!sDQQboD5H1f
2014wc group d-u gif.png
Kit: Gifhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Sexy Celebs
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Flashing
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Sissy Hypno
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png JAV
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Goreandrape Substituted off 68'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Nice Big Dicks
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png isthisreal? Substituted off 68'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Epic Cumshot Guy
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Amateures Substituted off 68'
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Sauce
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png Source
Substitutions:
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Hentai GIFs Substituted in 68'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Sweet Reveal Substituted in 68'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Lesbians Substituted in 68'
Manager:
Belugah !!oqT6E74mNC0

Man of the Match:
Sauce (/gif/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

4

5

(4)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

74

81

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

11

13

Tackles

6

4

Saves

1

3

/mu/ v /u/

Stadium: The Mountaintops 16 February 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 913
Mu logo.png /mu/ 1–1 /u/ U logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Talentless Hack Goal 77'
Goal 73' Homucifer
 
Assists
 


Kit: Mukit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Varg Vikernes
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Anthony Fantano
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Pierro Scaruffi Substituted off 61'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Meal
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Thom Yorke Substituted off 61'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png The List Goes On And On
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Yeezus Substituted off 61'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Jeff Mangum
Pos-RWF.png Cond-poor.png Talentless Hack
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png MC Ride
Pos-LWF.png Cond-poor.png The Deak
Substitutions:
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Lil' B Substituted in 61'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png 8.4 Best New Rereissued Substituted in 61'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Bomb Jovi Substituted in 61'
Manager:
Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0
Headbuddy !!JuV2PJrVlWZ
FemmaFetale !!yvm0QrHZZJQ
2014wc group d-mu u.png
Kit: Ukit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Madokami
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Allegorical Octapus
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Befriending
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Angst and Drama
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Hip Hop Lollipop Substituted off 73'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Spontaneous Combustion
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sumisumi
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Teru Time
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Purest Form of Love
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png Akkarin
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Homucifer
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Macarons Substituted in 73'
Manager:
retortlement !!sDQQboD5H1f

Man of the Match:
Jeff Mangum (/mu/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

56

44

Shots (on target)

4

7

(3)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

3

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

87

81

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

8

8

Tackles

1

3

Saves

4

3

/gd/ v /gif/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 16 February 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 788
Gd logo.png /gd/ 0–4 /gif/ Gif logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 14'39'87' Sauce
Goal 30' Source
 
Assists
 
Assist 87' Amateures


Kit: Gdkit1-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Untitled-1.ai
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png >police station
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png What Font Is This
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very poor.png Read The Sticky
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png WAYWO?
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png >bumping
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png >>>/r/ Substituted off 87'
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Minimalism
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Font Share Thread Substituted off 87'
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Helvetica
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Kerning
Substitutions:
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png I'm A Good GDer Substituted in 87'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Fuck You, Pay Me Substituted in 87'
Manager:
M3OWMlX !!8Z/HmcSKOOT
2014wc group d-gd gif.png
Kit: Gifhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Comparison
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Jiggly Thread Substituted off 87'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Sissy Hypno
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Female POV
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Lesbians
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Nice Big Dicks
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Hentai GIFs
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Epic Cumshot Guy
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Amateures Substituted off 87'
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Source
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Sauce
Substitutions:
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Sweet Reveal Substituted in 87'
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Flashing Substituted in 87'
Manager:
Belugah !!oqT6E74mNC0

Man of the Match:
Sauce (/gif/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

61

39

Shots (on target)

7

8

(5)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

1

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

81

72

Crosses

4

2

Interceptions

7

11

Tackles

4

3

Saves

2

4

/u/ v /gd/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 22 February 2014, 20:00 UTC Attendance: 737
U logo.png /u/ 1–2 /gd/ Gd logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Homucifer Goal 36'
Goal 21' Fuck You, Pay Me
Goal 31' Kerning
 
Assists
 
Sumisumi Assist 36'
Assist 21'31' minimalism


Kit: Ukit1-2014wc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Reo Kawamura
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Allegorical Octapus Substituted off 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Onee-sama
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Goggles
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Macarons
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Spontaneous Combustion Substituted off 74'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Sumisumi
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Teru Time
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Purest form of Love
Pos-LMF.png Cond-good.png Akkarin
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Homucifer
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sanya V Litvyak Substituted in 74'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Cousins By The Way Substituted in 74'
Manager:
retortlement !!sDQQboD5H1f
2014wc group d-u gd.png
Kit: Gdkit1-2014sbc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Untitled-1.indd
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Logo Redesign
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png What Font Is This
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Read The Sticky
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png I'm 17, Never...
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Font Share Thread
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Pepsi Universe
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Fuck You, Pay Me
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Minimalism
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Helvetica
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Kerning
Manager:
None

Man of the Match:
Logo Redesign (/gd/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

8

4

(5)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

3

2

(2)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

2

3

Passes completed (%)

72

77

Crosses

2

1

Interceptions

11

14

Tackles

5

1

Saves

1

4

/gif/ v /mu/

Stadium: The Mountaintops 22 February 2014, 20:30 UTC Attendance: 662
Gif logo.png /gif/ 2–0 /mu/ Mu logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Source Goal 32'
Is This Real? Goal 87'
 
Assists
 


Kit: Gifhome sbc2015.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Sexy Celebs
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Jiggly Thread
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Sissy Hypno
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Female POV Substituted off 87'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png New OC
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Nice Big Dicks
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png isthisreal?
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Epic Cumshot Guy Substituted off 82'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Amateures Substituted off 87'
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Sauce
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Source
Substitutions:
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Squirting Substituted in 82'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very poor.png JAV Substituted in 87'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Sweet Reveal Substituted in 87'
Manager:
Belugah !!oqT6E74mNC0
2014wc group d-gif mu.png
Kit: Muaway-2016sc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Varg Vikernes
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Kevin Shields
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Anthony Fantano
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Pierro Scaruffi Substituted off 87'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png The List Goes On And On
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Thom Yorke
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Yeezus Substituted off 72'
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Jeff Mangum
Pos-RWF.png Cond-very good.png Talentless Hack
Pos-CF.png Cond-very poor.png MC Ride Substituted off 87'
Pos-LWF.png Cond-poor.png The Deak
Substitutions:
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Manface Grimes Substituted in 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Meme Rap Substituted in 87'
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Lil B Substituted in 87'
Manager:
Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0
Headbuddy !!JuV2PJrVlWZ
FemmaFetale !!yvm0QrHZZJQ

Man of the Match:
Sexy Celebs (/gif/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

3

8

(3)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

0

4

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

71

76

Crosses

1

4

Interceptions

12

12

Tackles

4

4

Saves

5

1