Group B of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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 /pol/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
7
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 /toy/ |
3 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
3
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 /g/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
5 |
6 |
-1 |
2
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 /sp/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
2
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/toy/ v /sp/
Background: The first time this meeting happened, it ended in /sp/'s favor 2–1, and also doesn't count thanks to Irishmen. The second time it happened, it also went in /sp/'s favor, 3–2 and arguably the greatest 4CC final ever, and also does count despite Irishmen. Then Dragongate happened, and while /sp/ saw their beloved Torres McIlroy permabanned, they still rematched /toy/ for a 1–1 draw in the next cup's friendlies. 2013 has gone further and further into past, but that doesn't mean the last cup's meeting wasn't as intense as the old ones; it was a 2–2 draw, featuring a huge /sp/ comeback and the eventual top-four material /toy/ squad.
| Stadium: Legoland
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16 February 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1003
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Madoka Titus  2'
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38' TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Assists
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Woody  2'
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38' >he does it for free
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Kit: 
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Ham Hands |
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Mechagodzilla |
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Kinder Eggs |
 67' |
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Nubs Destiny |
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Skeleton Army |
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Orange Transparent Chainsaw |
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Kopaka |
67' |
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Sarge |
67' |
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Optimus Prime |
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Madoka Titus |
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Woody |
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| Substitutions:
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Drossel |
 67' |
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Gourai |
67' |
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Danbo |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| Karth !!Y2abSm9+/NN
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| Kit:
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>de gay |
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18-1 |
67' |
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An Horse |
67' |
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Tony Kornheiser |
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Refball |
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perro caca |
 42' |
67' |
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George Costanza |
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Messi |
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>he does it for free |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| Substitutions:
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UNEXPOSABLE |
67' |
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Lelbron |
67' |
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£100M For A Dabbing Djemba-Djemba |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| /sp/ Council
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Man of the Match:
>de gay (/sp/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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11
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6
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(7)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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3
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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3
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1
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| Free Kicks
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3
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2
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| Passes completed (%)
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84
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84
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| Crosses
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6
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3
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| Interceptions
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9
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10
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| Tackles
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9
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12
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| Saves
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1
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6
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/g/ v /pol/
Background: Speaking of old times, /g/ would probably like to forget theirs. Back when they were one of the worst in the cup, they played a much-hyped /pol/ squad in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup's Group of Death. It did not go well for them; they lost 2–1, conceding once and helping out /pol/ with an own goal before RandyTaylor69 scored a consolation.
| Stadium: GNU/Stadium
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16 February 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1150
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| Install Gentoo 38'
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5', 80' Moonman
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Assists
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| No Time For Love 38'
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5' Jews
80' Hitler
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Kit: 
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Stallman |
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Battlestations |
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*BSD |
67' |
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Mechanical Keyboards |
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SICP |
67' |
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CS Grad |
67' |
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Botnet |
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Thinkpad |
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Programming Socks |
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No Time For Love |
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Install Gentoo |
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| Substitutions:
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Housefires |
67' |
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Green Is My Pepper |
67' |
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Terry A. Davis |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow
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Kit: 
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Archive It |
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WE WUZ KANGZ |
67' |
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Academics Pls Respond |
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DEUS VULT |
10' |
45' |
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Khazar Milkers |
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Assad |
36' |
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Donald Trump |
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Doompaul |
67' |
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Jews |
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Hitler |
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Moonman |
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| Substitutions:
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Best Korea |
45' |
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Memeball |
67' |
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The Bogdanoffs |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| /pol/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Moonman (/pol/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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5
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7
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(3)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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5
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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5
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1
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| Passes completed (%)
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82
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76
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| Crosses
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|
11
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16
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| Interceptions
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16
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12
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| Tackles
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7
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12
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| Saves
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3
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2
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/toy/ v /g/
Background: Last cup, /toy/ kickstarted their knockout run to 4th place with a 3–2 win over /g/.
| Stadium: Legoland
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18 February 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1047
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O.T. Chainsaw 31'
Woody 53'
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16' Something Happened
75' No Time for Love
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Assists
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Madoka Titus 31'
D10 53'
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75' SICP
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Kit: 
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Ham Hands |
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D10 |
67' |
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Mechagodzilla |
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Nubs Destiny |
67' |
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Judy Hopps |
82' |
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Skeleton Army |
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you knoe who? |
67' |
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Orange Transparent Chainsaw |
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Optimus Prime |
39' |
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Madoka Titus |
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Woody |
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| Substitutions:
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Skydiving Mikasa |
67' |
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Kinder Eggs |
67' |
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Shelfwarmer |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| Karth !!Y2abSm9+/NN
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| Kit:
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Stallman |
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Mechanical Keyboards |
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Tay.ai |
67' |
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*BSD |
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SICP |
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Something Happened |
67' |
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Botnet |
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Thinkpad |
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Programming Socks |
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No Time For Love |
45+2' |
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Install Gentoo |
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| Substitutions:
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GIVE IT BACK JAMAL |
67' |
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Terry A. Davis |
67' |
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| Manager:
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| Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow
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Man of the Match:
Stallman (/g/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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17
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10
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(10)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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4
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3
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| Free Kicks
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4
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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84
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76
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| Crosses
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10
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11
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| Interceptions
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16
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12
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| Tackles
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13
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9
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| Saves
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3
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9
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/sp/ v /pol/
Background: Back in Winter 2013, /sp/'s penultimate match before their second* star was a 2–0 win over /pol/. Three years later, /pol/ claimed revenge by eliminating /sp/ from the 2016 4chan Winter Cup via a 5PA1Nful result that stands as their biggest win ever.
| Stadium: Transatalantic Semen Pipline Stadium
|
18 February 2018, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1444
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| Messi 89'
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28', 71' Moonman
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Assists
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| TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU 89'
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28' We Wuz Kangz
71' Hitler
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| Kit:
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da bearss |
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18-1 |
71' |
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Tony Kornheiser |
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Lelbron |
71' |
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Refball |
71' |
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APOLOGIZE |
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George Costanza |
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Messi |
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>he does it for free |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| Substitutions:
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UNEXPOSABLE |
71' |
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>we |
71' |
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Tripadvisor and Trivago |
71' |
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| Manager:
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| /sp/ Council
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Kit: 
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Not An Argument |
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WE WUZ KANGZ |
71' |
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Alex Jones |
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DEUS VULT |
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Dickie Spencer |
71' |
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Assad |
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Donald Trump |
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Doompaul |
71' |
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Jews |
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Hitler |
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Moonman |
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| Substitutions:
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Memeball |
71' |
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TRUCK OF PEACE |
71' |
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The Bogdanoffs |
71' |
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| Manager:
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| /pol/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Moonman (/pol/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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| Shots (on target)
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4
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8
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(3)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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4
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4
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(0)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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4
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|
4
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| Passes completed (%)
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|
77
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83
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| Crosses
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|
12
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18
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| Interceptions
|
|
10
|
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19
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| Tackles
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|
20
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13
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| Saves
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3
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2
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Stats offered by SEN:P-AI
/g/ v /sp/
Background: /sp/'s first ever flirt with relegation was in Summer 2013, where they had lost to /m/ and drawn /jp/ before the final day of the group stage; since /m/ had beaten /jp/ in the match before theirs, however, they still had a chance. All they needed to do was beat /g/. They took advantage of a hapless /g/, winning 2–0 and staying ELITE™. The very next Elite Cup, /sp/ had already advanced by the time they played /g/, but that wasn't stopping them from relegating /g/ by winning 3–1. Two years later, in a Babby, /sp/ won their first knockout match since the days of Dragonfag, again 3–1 over /g/.
| Stadium: GNU/Stadium
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24 February 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1250
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Install Gentoo 21'
Thinkpad 69'
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31' George Costanza
58' Le Cut Inside Man
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Assists
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| No Time For Love 21', 69'
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Kit: 
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Stallman |
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Mechanical Keyboards |
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Tay.ai |
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GIVE IT BACK JAMAL |
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SICP |
66' |
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CS Grad |
66' |
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Botnet |
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Thinkpad |
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Programming Socks |
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No Time For Love |
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Install Gentoo |
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| Substitutions:
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Green Is My Pepper |
66' |
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Terry A. Davis |
66' |
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| Manager:
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| Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow
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Kit: 
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da bearss |
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18-1 |
66' |
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Halftime Slags |
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>we |
66' |
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Refball |
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APOLOGIZE |
66' |
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George Costanza |
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Messi |
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>he does it for free |
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Le Cut Inside Man |
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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| Substitutions:
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UNEXPOSABLE |
66' |
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An Horse |
66' |
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Please Watch Our League |
66' |
89' |
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| Manager:
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| /sp/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Thinkpad (/g/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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55
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45
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| Shots (on target)
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7
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4
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(3)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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4
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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3
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1
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| Passes completed (%)
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|
80
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77
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| Crosses
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9
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6
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| Interceptions
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|
12
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19
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| Tackles
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|
14
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9
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| Saves
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2
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2
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/pol/ v /toy/
Background: Another marquee matchup of days gone by; this battle of (former) powers first played out in Winter 2013, with /toy/ not even making it a contest and taking a 5–0 win over their fellow medal-earner. The next friendly season, /toy/ again took out /pol/, by the far more subdued score of 2–1. Both teams found themselves in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup semifinals and played each other again; /toy/ won yet again, this time 5–3 on the way to winning the cup. Oh, and then they met for the fourth time in a year and a half in the last-ever official Friendlies. /toy/ won a fourth time, 1–0.
| Stadium: /new/remberg Field
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24 February 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1415
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| Hitler 18', 41'
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15' Woody
25' Madoka Titus
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Assists
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| Moonman 18', 41'
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15' Skydiving Mikasa
25' Optimus Prime
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| Kit:
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Not An Argument |
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WE WUZ KANGZ |
63' |
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Ben Garrison |
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Alex Jones |
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TRUCK OF PEACE |
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Madman Hyde |
76' |
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Donald Trump |
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Doompaul |
63' |
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Jews |
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Hitler |
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Moonman |
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| Substitutions:
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Memeball |
63' |
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The Bogdanoffs |
63' |
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Zimmerman |
76' |
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| Manager:
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| /pol/ Council
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| Kit:
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Detolf Shelves |
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Skydiving Mikasa |
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Mechagodzilla |
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Nubs Destiny |
63' |
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Judy Hopps |
63' |
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Skeleton Army |
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you knoe who? |
63' |
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Orange Transparent Chainsaw |
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Optimus Prime |
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Madoka Titus |
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Woody |
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| Substitutions:
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Drossel |
63' |
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Cobra Commander |
63' |
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Rapedog |
63' |
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| Manager:
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| Karth !!Y2abSm9+/NN
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Man of the Match:
Hitler (/pol/)
|
| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
6
|
|
5
|
|
(3)
|
|
(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
2
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| Passes completed (%)
|
|
78
|
|
82
|
| Crosses
|
|
11
|
|
3
|
| Interceptions
|
|
16
|
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19
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| Tackles
|
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11
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|
7
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| Saves
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2
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2
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