The knockout stage of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup.
Qualified teams
| Key to colours
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| Seeded in Round of 16 draw
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| Unseeded in Round of 16 draw
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Bracket
/n/
2
/gd/
1
/pol/
1
/tg/
3
/sci/
3
/vr/
1
/co/
1
/u/
2
/h/
3
/d/
2
/k/
3
/toy/
1
/mlp/
1(5)
/int/
1(3)
/an/
3
/x/
4
/n/
1
/tg/
0
/sci/
0
/u/
3
/h/
2
/k/
0
/mlp/
2(4)
/x/
2(3)
/n/
0
/u/
2
/h/
0
/mlp/
1
/u/
3(10)
/mlp/
3(9)
Third Place Match
/n/
4
/h/
3
Round of 16
/n/ v /gd/
Background: 
/n/ won their lone match against 
/gd/, 2–1 in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup knockouts.
| Stadium: Intercity Blimptrain
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3 March 2018, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1163
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I Like Trains  26'
Bepsi 90+3'
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37' Kerning
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Assists
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Bepsi  26'
I Like Trains 90+3'
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37' Font Share Thread
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Kit: 
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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Slam That Stem |
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F40PH |
 81' |
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Steel is Reel |
81' |
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/tram/ |
78' |
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Cager Rage |
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Blimp Train |
 81' |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
87' |
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
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Bepsi |
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Old Steel 10-Speed |
 78' |
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Bullet Trains |
81' |
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Free Wheel No Brakes |
81' |
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| Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo
Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Kit: 
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Untitled_1.ai |
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Font Share Thread |
90+3' |
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Rate My Logo |
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Graphic Design Is My Passion |
78' |
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Logo Redesign |
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Random Album Art Thread |
62' |
78' |
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>>>/wsr/ |
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Helvetica |
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Minimalism |
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Glitch Art |
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Kerning |
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Pepsi Universe |
78' |
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>bumping /gd/ |
78' |
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Vaporwave |
90+3' |
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| Manager:
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| Incoming !!LIKZcxsmOAv
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Man of the Match:
Bepsi (/n/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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52
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48
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| Shots (on target)
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9
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5
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(7)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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| Free Kicks
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2
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2
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| Passes completed (%)
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82
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78
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| Crosses
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6
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6
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| Interceptions
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14
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11
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| Tackles
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9
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8
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| Saves
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2
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4
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/pol/ v /tg/
Background: 
/tg/ have won half their meetings with 
/pol/; despite losing the first one, they got their revenge by helping eliminate /pol/ from their own cup with a win. Over a year later, /pol/ would eventually kickstart /tg/'s death spiral by relegating them with a draw, something /tg/ would get back at them for a year and a half later by ending their Babby resurgence in benuldies.
| Stadium: /new/remburg Field
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3 March 2018, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1481
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| Donald Trump 45+3'
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20' Old Man Henderson
40' Doomrider
90+1' Thin Your Paints
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Assists
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20' Gork(or Mork)
40' Thin Your Paints
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Kit: 
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Archive It |
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Memeball |
62' |
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Best Korea |
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DEUS VULT |
71' |
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Dickie Spencer |
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Assad |
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Donald Trump |
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The Bogdanoffs |
62' |
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Jews |
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Hitler |
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Moonman |
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WE WUZ KANGZ |
62' |
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Doompaul |
62' |
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Ben Garrison |
71' |
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| Manager:
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| /pol/ Council
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Kit: 
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Emprah |
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Los Tiburon |
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Do You Catan? |
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Nicol Bolas |
82' |
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Urbanmech |
71' |
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Gork (or Mork) |
42' |
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Old Man Henderson |
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Stat Me |
71' |
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Thin Your Paints |
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THAT FUCKING GUY |
72' |
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Doomrider |
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| Substitutions:
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Los Magos del Tiempo |
71' |
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Crazy Hassan |
71' |
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Dunkelzahn |
82' |
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| Manager:
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| /tg/ Council
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Man of the Match:
Thin Your Paints (/tg/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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8
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8
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(6)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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4
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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2
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2
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| Free Kicks
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4
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2
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| Passes completed (%)
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77
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83
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| Crosses
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15
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2
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| Interceptions
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11
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17
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| Tackles
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11
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8
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| Saves
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1
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3
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/sci/ v /vr/
Background: In the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, 
/sci/ played their final match against 
/vr/ needing a win by three goals to advance. /sci/ did not advance, but they did win, 3–2.
| Stadium: The Time Cube
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3 March 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1463
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Triple Integrals 29'
Shinichi Mochizuki 73'
Carl Sagan 80'
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69' Doomguy
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Assists
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Homo Engineer 29'
Richard Feynman 73', 80'
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69' 7000 Skeletons
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Kit: 
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Stephen Hawking |
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Homo Engineer |
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>>>/x/ |
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>biology >hard science |
68' |
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300K Starting |
68' |
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1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12 |
68' |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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Triple Integrals |
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Carl Sagan |
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Richard Feynman |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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| Substitutions:
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Evolutionary Purpose |
68' |
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John von Neumann |
68' |
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Does 0.999 = 1? |
68' |
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| Manager:
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Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V
OGRO !!HEaa+iIocNu
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Kit: 
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Game Theory Admiral |
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>filters |
69' |
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Blast Processing |
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Virtual Boy |
68' |
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Mega Man |
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CRT |
68' |
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BEWARE I LIVE |
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Kirby |
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Satoru Iwata |
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Kacho Arino |
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Doomguy |
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| Substitutions:
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7000 Skeletons |
68' |
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Lara Croft |
68' |
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Dracula |
69' |
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| Manager:
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Polybius !!b4C2LITsENl
Nemo !!uMaTyAPDDnV
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Man of the Match:
Carl Sagan (/sci/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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7
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9
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(6)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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3
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3
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| Free Kicks
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1
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1
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| Passes completed (%)
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84
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78
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| Crosses
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3
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4
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| Interceptions
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19
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9
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| Tackles
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4
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12
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| Saves
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3
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2
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/co/ v /u/
Background: 
/co/ solidified a climb out of Fetus hell in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup, taking a 2–1 victory over 
/u/ to earn themselves 9-point master race status.
| Stadium: Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
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3 March 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1580
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| /co/lette 11'
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90+1' Low Impact Consensual Cuddling
96' BEFRIENDING
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Assists
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| Aku 11'
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Kit: 
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Bueno |
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Steamed Hams |
90+1' |
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Professor Zoom |
74' |
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Brock Samson |
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>shadman |
90+1' |
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Literally Me |
105' |
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Hope Corgi |
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40 Cakes |
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/co/lette |
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Aku |
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Doom |
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| Substitutions:
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Bad News |
74' |
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"Sincerely", C.O. |
90+1' |
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Your New Favorite Show |
90+1' |
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Ronnie |
105' |
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| Manager:
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| /co/ Council
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Kit: 
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Madokami |
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Goggles |
105' |
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Dai Dai Daisuki |
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Science Babies |
24' |
74' |
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Being Yaya Is Suffering |
90+1' |
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Teru Time |
90+1' |
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Feito-chan |
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BEFRIENDING |
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Akkarin |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Homucifer |
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| Substitutions:
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Low Impact Consensual Cuddling |
74' |
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Hifumin Leeeeeader |
90+1' |
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Black Sunshine |
90+1' |
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How Two Girls Have Sex |
105' |
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| Manager:
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Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap
Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
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Man of the Match:
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling (/u/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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47
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53
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| Shots (on target)
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11
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9
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(3)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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4
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(0)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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5
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0
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| Passes completed (%)
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78
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84
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| Crosses
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8
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6
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| Interceptions
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20
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22
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| Tackles
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12
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12
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| Saves
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2
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1
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/h/ v /d/
Background: 
/h/ won the only cup meeting against their lewd rivals, 2–1 in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. /h/ have also won one of two friendly matches, with 
/d/'s friendly win being the more recent one.
| Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
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3 March 2018, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 1625
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Unwilling Elf 21'
Can't Beat the Cock 44'
Faceless Fatguy 56'
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42' Succubus
84' Futa/Alternative
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Assists
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Incest 21'
Impregnation License 44'
Lightsaber Dick 56'
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Kit: 
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Translation Never |
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Impregnation License |
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Titty Monster |
71' |
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Blowjob Face |
84' |
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Incest |
71' |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Mindbreak |
71' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
25' |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat The Cock |
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| Substitutions:
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Leg-Lock |
71' |
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Heart Pupils |
71' |
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C93 |
84' |
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| Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9
rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Kit: 
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H*nd H*lding |
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Genderswap |
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Egg Laying |
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Stuck In The Wall |
71' |
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Cumflation |
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Cuteanari |
84' |
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Custom /d/eviancy |
71' |
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Succubus |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Tentacles |
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| Substitutions:
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Fetishized Vidya |
71' |
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Today's New Fetish |
71' |
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/d/ Sized Cock |
84' |
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| Manager:
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| DrDtroit !!pVg5N2qQSk/
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Man of the Match:
Can't Beat The Cock (/h/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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14
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9
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(10)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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1
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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5
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2
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| Free Kicks
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1
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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75
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72
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| Crosses
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9
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6
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| Interceptions
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14
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19
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| Tackles
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7
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4
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| Saves
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5
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5
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/k/ v /toy/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Innawoods Park
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3 March 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1758
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Hickok45 30', 69'
Zergface 51'
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84' Woody
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Assists
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| Hickok45 51'
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84' O.T Chainsaw
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Kit: 
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2nd Amendment |
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Slavshit |
84' |
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Flammenwerfer |
84' |
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Deagle Brand Deagle |
59' |
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Cosmoline |
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Glocknade |
69' |
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Ian McCollum |
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Cheeki Breeki |
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Moist Nugget |
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Hickok45 |
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Zergface |
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| Substitutions:
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ATF |
69' |
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A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer |
84' |
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Vining |
84' |
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| Manager:
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Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I
MilSurpAnon !!UC/MlGJlOke
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Kit: 
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Ham Hands |
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Nubs Destiny |
39' |
69' |
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Drossel |
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Kinder Eggs |
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Skeleton Army |
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Orange Transparent Chainsaw |
87' |
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Kopaka |
69' |
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Danbo |
69' |
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Optimus Prime |
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Madoka Titus |
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Woody |
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| Substitutions:
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Saber Miku |
69' |
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Gourai |
69' |
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Sarge |
69' |
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| Manager:
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| Karth !!Y2abSm9+/NN
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Man of the Match:
Hickok45 (/k/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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55
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45
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| Shots (on target)
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12
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7
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(8)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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6
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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4
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3
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| Free Kicks
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5
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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85
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77
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| Crosses
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5
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12
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| Interceptions
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|
15
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9
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| Tackles
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8
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12
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| Saves
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5
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4
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/mlp/ v /int/
Background: 
/mlp/'s first ever match came against a reborn 
/int/, who they beat 4–1.
| Stadium: Cirrus Maximus
|
3 March 2018, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 2116
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| Princess Twilight 39'
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26' Gondola
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Assists
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| WOW! Glimmer 39'
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Penalties
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>rape 
Princess Twilight
Best Pony
Tracy
WOW! Glimmer
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5–3
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Putin
Amerimutt
 Spurdo Sparde
>argentina>white
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Kit: 
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Derpy Hooves |
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Faggot Deer |
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Thanks M.A. Larson |
58' |
71' |
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Horsefucker |
71' |
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Crotchtits |
71' |
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Let's Kill Applejack |
105' |
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WOW! Glimmer |
81' |
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Tracy |
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Best Pony |
45+1' |
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Princess Twilight |
85' |
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>rape |
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| Substitutions:
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Faust |
71' |
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Lyra Plushie |
71' |
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Cheeselegs |
71' |
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
105' |
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| Manager:
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| /mlp/ Council
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Kit: 
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Fuck Off We're Full |
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A FUCKING LEAF |
71' |
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Alberto Barbosa |
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SWEDEN YES |
116' |
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wh*Te |
71' |
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Sopa de Macaco |
71' |
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>Argentina >white |
108' |
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Spurdo Spärde |
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La Abominacion |
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Gondola |
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Putin |
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| Substitutions:
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Remove Kebab |
71' |
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T-I-G-E-R-S |
71' |
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UNA VELA |
71' |
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SHART IN MART |
116' |
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| Manager:
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indistrikable !!g8zMCvgDPLW
FELOOx !!itrZLMPlc+O
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|
Man of the Match:
Princess Twilight (/mlp/)
|
| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
|
|
43
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|
57
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| Shots (on target)
|
|
9
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8
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|
(5)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
|
|
5
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2
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|
(1)
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|
(1)
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| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
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| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
80
|
|
86
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| Crosses
|
|
13
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|
3
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| Interceptions
|
|
17
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13
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| Tackles
|
|
15
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|
8
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| Saves
|
|
1
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|
4
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|
/an/ v /x/
Background: The only time 
/an/ played 
/x/ was in a friendly match, which they won 5–3. That match has since been voided.
| Stadium: The Jungle
|
3 March 2018, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 1585
|
Friendly Cassowary 56'
Birb 61'
Take it to the Vet 71'
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21', 59', 90+5' /x/-tan
76' This Man
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Assists
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Grape-Kun 61'
>outdoor cat 71'
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59' Creepypasta
76' Goatman
90+5' Cthulhu
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Kit: 
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Pet Rock |
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Invasive Species |
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Do Fish Feel Pain? |
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Longbois |
71' |
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Kot Blini |
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Brown Recluse |
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birb |
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Grape-kun |
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>outdoor cat |
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Friendly Cassowary |
71' |
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Take It To The Vet |
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| Substitutions:
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Gold Fish Bowl |
71' |
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BREED OF PEACE |
71' |
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|
| Manager:
|
Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq
Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Kit: 
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NOPE |
|
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Creepypasta |
71' |
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Ethereal Ghost |
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Slenderman |
71' |
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Chaos Magick |
|
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>be me >be alone |
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Mothman |
71' |
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Cthulhu |
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The Grey |
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Goatman |
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/x/-tan |
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| Substitutions:
|
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Ghost Puncher |
71' |
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Astral Meetup |
71' |
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This Man |
71' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI
Thunderlizard !!OgWEaWi3LoI
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
/x/-tan (/x/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
42
|
|
58
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
5
|
|
9
|
|
(5)
|
|
(7)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
70
|
|
82
|
| Crosses
|
|
9
|
|
3
|
| Interceptions
|
|
13
|
|
26
|
| Tackles
|
|
9
|
|
5
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
Quarter-Finals
/n/ v /tg/
Background: Eventual cup winners /tg/ sent /n/ to an early elimination in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup with a 2–1 victory.
| Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
|
4 March 2018, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1339
|
| I Like Trains 69'
|
|
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
| Hipster Fixie 69'
|
|
|
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|
|
Kit: 
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|
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Airport General Mk. XII |
|
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Slam That Stem |
69' |
|
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Bullet Trains |
|
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/o/ here fuck you |
88' |
|
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/tram/ |
69' |
|
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Cager Rage |
|
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I Like Trains |
|
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Blimp Train |
|
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Hipster Fixie |
|
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|
'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
|
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Bepsi |
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|
| Substitutions:
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|
>American HSR |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Old Steel 10-Speed |
69' |
|
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|
|
Steel is Reel |
88' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo
Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
|
|
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|
|
Kit: 
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Emprah |
|
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Los Tiburon |
|
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Do You Catan? |
|
|
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|
|
Nicol Bolas |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Urbanmech |
88' |
|
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|
|
Gork (or Mork) |
|
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|
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Old Man Henderson |
|
|
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|
|
Stat Me |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Thin Your Paints |
88' |
|
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|
|
THAT FUCKING GUY |
|
|
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|
|
Doomrider |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Dunkelzahn |
69' |
|
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|
|
Crazy Hassan |
69' |
|
|
|
|
Los Magos del Tiempo |
88' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| /tg/ Council
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
I Like Trains (/n/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
45
|
|
55
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
3
|
|
6
|
|
(3)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
75
|
|
89
|
| Crosses
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
| Interceptions
|
|
8
|
|
15
|
| Tackles
|
|
10
|
|
6
|
| Saves
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/sci/ v /u/
Background: The only previous Science Babies Derby was a /u/-dominated 0–0 thriller in the first Megababby.
| Stadium: The Time Cube
|
4 March 2018, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 1649
|
|
|
|
23' Akkarin
63', 77' Homucifer
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
|
|
|
23' Are You A Lolicon?
63' Akkarin
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
Norman Wildberger |
|
|
|
|
|
Homo Engineer |
|
|
|
|
|
>biology >hard science |
77' |
|
|
|
|
The Product Rule Remains My Specialty |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Earth-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
Sun of Lava/Ice |
|
|
|
|
|
Theory (A Gauss) |
63' |
|
|
|
|
Triple Integrals |
|
|
|
|
|
Carl Sagan |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Richard Feynman |
|
|
|
|
|
Shinichi Mochizuki |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Does 0.999 = 1? |
63' |
68' |
|
|
|
>>>/x/ |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Evolutionary Purpose |
77' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V
OGRO !!HEaa+iIocNu
|
|
|
|
|
Kit: 
|
|
|
Madokami |
|
|
|
|
|
Goggles |
|
|
|
|
|
Science Babies |
|
|
|
|
|
Dai Dai Daisuki |
|
|
|
|
|
Hifumin Leeeeeader |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Are You A Lolicon? |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Feito-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
BEFRIENDING |
|
|
|
|
|
Purest Form of Love |
|
|
|
|
|
Akkarin |
|
|
|
|
|
Homucifer |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Post-Apocalyptic Bonding |
77' |
|
|
|
|
°◇° |
77' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap
Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Homucifer (/u/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
2
|
|
16
|
|
(2)
|
|
(11)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
4
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
82
|
|
79
|
| Crosses
|
|
1
|
|
20
|
| Interceptions
|
|
12
|
|
14
|
| Tackles
|
|
4
|
|
8
|
| Saves
|
|
9
|
|
2
|
|
/h/ v /k/
Background: Last time these two teams met, one of them was rigged; /h/ easily beat the rigged 
/k/ 2–0 in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
| Stadium: Innawoods Park
|
4 March 2018, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 1906
|
| Liru 67', 90+4'
|
|
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
Heart Pupils 67'
Can't Beat The Cock 90+4'
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
Translation Never |
|
|
|
|
|
Ahegao |
|
|
|
|
|
C93 |
36' |
60' |
|
|
|
Blowjob Face |
60' |
|
|
|
|
Heart Pupils |
|
|
|
|
|
Unwilling Elf |
18' |
|
|
|
|
>Queen Bee |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Lightsaber Dick |
|
|
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|
|
Faceless Fatguy |
|
|
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|
|
Liru |
|
|
|
|
|
Can't Beat The Cock |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Leg-Lock |
60' |
|
|
|
|
Titty Monster |
60' |
|
|
|
|
Cumming Buckets |
66' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9
rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
|
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
2nd Amendment |
|
|
|
|
|
A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer |
85' |
|
|
|
|
Flammenwerfer |
85' |
|
|
|
|
Navy Seal Pasta |
|
|
|
|
|
Cosmoline |
|
|
|
|
|
Glocknade |
|
|
|
|
|
Ian McCollum |
|
|
|
|
|
Cheeki Breeki |
|
|
|
|
|
Moist Nugget |
|
|
|
|
|
Hickok45 |
|
|
|
|
|
Zergface |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Ivan Chesnokov |
85' |
|
|
|
|
Deagle Brand Deagle |
85' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I
MilSurpAnon !!UC/MlGJlOke
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Liru (/h/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
43
|
|
57
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
14
|
|
2
|
|
(7)
|
|
(1)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
77
|
|
80
|
| Crosses
|
|
6
|
|
1
|
| Interceptions
|
|
17
|
|
16
|
| Tackles
|
|
10
|
|
8
|
| Saves
|
|
1
|
|
3
|
|
/mlp/ v /x/
Background: /mlp/ have met /x/ four times; /mlp/ won three of them, twice in the knockout stages and once in the group stage. /x/'s lone victory came in the 1.12 group stage, off a benuldy within 10 minutes that served to make /mlp/ one of 1.12's many big market casualties.
| Stadium: The Void
|
4 March 2018, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 2373
|
>rape 39'
WOW! Glimmer 73'
|
|
66' /x/-tan
77' Cthulhu
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
| Faggot Deer 39'
|
|
66' The Grey
77' Goatman
|
|
|
|
Penalties
|
|
>rape
Best Pony
Princess Twilight
Tracy
WOW! Glimmer
|
4–3
|
/x/-tan
Goatman
Cthulhu
The Grey
Zodiac Killer
|
|
|
|
Kit: 
|
|
|
The Burdened |
|
|
|
|
|
Faggot Deer |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Faust |
87' |
|
|
|
|
Horsefucker |
|
|
|
|
|
Crotchtits |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Best Friends |
90' |
|
|
|
|
WOW! Glimmer |
|
|
|
|
|
Tracy |
87' |
|
|
|
|
Best Pony |
|
|
|
|
|
Princess Twilight |
|
|
|
|
|
>rape |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
^:) |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Cheeselegs |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Thanks M.A. Larson |
87' |
|
|
|
|
Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
90' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
| /mlp/ Council
|
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
NOPE |
|
|
|
|
|
Creepypasta |
87' |
|
|
|
|
SCP Series |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Slenderman |
90' |
|
|
|
|
Lost Media |
|
|
|
|
|
Zodiac Killer |
|
|
|
|
|
Mothman |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
|
The Grey |
|
|
|
|
|
Goatman |
|
|
|
|
|
/x/-tan |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
The Grifter |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Secret Society |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Ghost Puncher |
87' |
|
|
|
|
Ethereal Ghost |
90' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI
Thunderlizard !!OgWEaWi3LoI
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
46
|
|
54
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
6
|
|
10
|
|
(4)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
5
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
2
|
|
3
|
| Passes completed (%)
|
|
85
|
|
84
|
| Crosses
|
|
10
|
|
4
|
| Interceptions
|
|
13
|
|
10
|
| Tackles
|
|
15
|
|
14
|
| Saves
|
|
2
|
|
2
|
|
Semi-Finals
/n/ v /u/
Background: /u/ dominated the one previous meeting with /n/, relegating them with an easy 2–0 victory.
| Stadium: Konami Stadium
|
4 March 2018, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 2281
|
|
|
|
104' Homucifer
111' Feito-chan
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
|
|
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104' Akkarin
111' Purest Form of Love
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| Kit:
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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Slam That Stem |
77' |
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F40PH |
119' |
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/o/ here fuck you |
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Steel is Reel |
90' |
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/tram/ |
77' |
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Blimp Train |
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I Like Trains |
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Hipster Fixie |
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
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Bepsi |
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| Substitutions:
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>American HSR |
77' |
101' |
104'
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Old Steel 10 Speed |
77' |
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Free Wheel No Brakes |
90' |
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Cager Rage |
104' |
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| Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo
Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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Kit: 
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Madokami |
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Goggles |
104' |
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Onee-sama |
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How Two Girls Have Sex |
104' |
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Macarons |
69' |
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Are You A Lolicon? |
77' |
82' |
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Feito-chan |
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BEFRIENDING |
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Purest Form of Love |
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Akkarin |
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Homucifer |
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| Substitutions:
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The Mochiverse |
69' |
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Black Sunshine |
82' |
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Low Impact Consensual Cuddling |
104' |
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Dai Dai Daisuki |
104' |
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| Manager:
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Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap
Ravenire !!etQXOLaIL0a
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Man of the Match:
Homucifer (/u/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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4
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8
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(1)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
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9
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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3
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| Free Kicks
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2
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9
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| Passes completed (%)
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83
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77
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| Crosses
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6
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11
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| Interceptions
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16
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18
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| Tackles
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8
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7
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| Saves
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4
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1
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/h/ v /mlp/
Background: /mlp/ won two of three previous matches against /h/, all of which came in knockout stages.
| Stadium: Konami Stadium
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4 March 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 2509
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44' >rape
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Assists
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44' Best Pony
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Kit: 
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Translation Never |
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Ahegao |
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Titty Monster |
71' |
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Leg-Lock |
66' |
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Incest |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Thinking Man's Fetish |
66' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
66' |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat The Cock |
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Blowjob Face |
66' |
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Cumming Buckets |
66' |
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C93 |
71' |
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| Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9
rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Kit: 
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Derpy Hooves |
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^:) |
16' |
66' |
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>no hooves |
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Horsefucker |
71' |
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Crotchtits |
71' |
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Fizzlepop Berrytwist |
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WOW! Glimmer |
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Tracy |
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Best Pony |
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Princess Twilight |
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>rape |
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| Substitutions:
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Faggot Deer |
66' |
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Faust |
71' |
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HI ANON! |
71' |
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| Manager:
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| /mlp/ Council
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Man of the Match:
>rape (/mlp/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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12
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4
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(5)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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3
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1
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| Free Kicks
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4
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1
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| Passes completed (%)
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78
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73
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| Crosses
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10
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5
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| Interceptions
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18
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14
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| Tackles
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7
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9
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| Saves
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2
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3
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Third Place Match
Background: The only time these teams played before was in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where they played out a 3–3 draw that eventually promoted both teams.
| Stadium: Token LGBT Representation Arena
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4 March 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 2552
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Hipster Fixie 4'
Tite Gapz 77'
Memebike 104'
Bepsi 113'
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15', 92' Faceless Fatguy
40' Lightsaber Dick
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Assists
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Bepsi 4'
Memebike 113'
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15' Can't Beat The Cock
92' Liru
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Kit: 
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Airport General Mk. XII |
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Bullet Trains |
90' |
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/o/ here fuck you |
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Steel is Reel |
73' |
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Memebike |
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Wrong Side |
73' |
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Blimp Train |
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Hipster Fixie |
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'90s Rigid Mountain Bike |
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I Like Trains |
79' |
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Bepsi |
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| Substitutions:
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Forever Shinkansen |
73' |
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Tite Gapz |
73' |
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Baconrider |
79' |
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FRED |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo
Megabeastage !!v9lMayT1yX2
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| Kit:
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Translation Never |
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Ahegao |
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C93 |
73' |
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Blowjob Face |
73' |
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Incest |
90' |
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Unwilling Elf |
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>Queen Bee |
73' |
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Lightsaber Dick |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Liru |
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Can't Beat The Cock |
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| Substitutions:
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Leg-Lock |
73' |
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Titty Monster |
73' |
87' |
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Cumming Buckets |
73' |
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Heart Pupils |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9
rhs !!7U8GBtyDxxf
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Man of the Match:
Tite Gapz (/n/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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51
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49
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| Shots (on target)
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11
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16
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(9)
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(9)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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4
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(1)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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| Free Kicks
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5
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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70
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67
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| Crosses
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3
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12
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| Interceptions
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30
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30
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| Tackles
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6
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10
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| Saves
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7
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5
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Final
Background: See here.
- Main article: 2018 4chan Winter Cup Final
/toy/
