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| Host board | /sfi/
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| Dates | November 27–28, December 4–5 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Champion |  TBD
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| Runner-up | TBD
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| Third | TBD
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| Fourth | TBD
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Boris CircleJerk League 2
Remember, meme tactics or you're going to get meme mentalities, sliders and whatever else, solely at the circlejerk's discretion.
Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly if you really think you have a good reason to replace one of these 16.)
- Invitational 1 -
/sfi/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of egg. - Invitational 2 -
/smish/ - Me waiting for the patch that makes Bayo win a Quarter Final - Invitational 3 -
/rts/ - Remember that time Jables was a UEF commander? - Invitational 4 -
/hfc/ - We'll take those. - Invitational 5 -
/rlo/ - Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me" and his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me" - Invitational 6 -
/retardy/ - ZAWAH ZAWAH ZAWAH - Invitational 7 -
/square/ - need to win big to fund the gacha crisis run - Invitational 8 -
/tfh/ - There's no horse so I'm not technically ruining three or four of your days - Invitational 9 -
/bvn/ - they're growing out of their persona phase so we'll see what gets added. - Invitational 10 -
/ring/ - Dark Boris will try not to puke for the first couple of weeks. - Invitational 11 -
/xb2/ - Rex. Pyra. Rex. Pyra. (proton pack beams everywhere) - Invitational 12 -
/fast/ - GREAT 1ST TO 16TH AGAIN - Invitational 13 -
/tubes/ - Elder this dangerous parasite is threatening the whole league what do we do? Make an even deadlier parasite! WE'RE. GENIUSES. - Invitational 14 -
/ow/ - HATCHLING WUZ HERE, FUCK OWELKS (Solanum best girl) - Invitational 15 -
/zra/ - We gotta get practice going again, too many attempts barely sub 3 lately. - Invitational 16 -
/offtopic/ - tradition must continue
Group Stage
Group A
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /offtopic/ |
3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 9 |
| /hfc/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 4 |
| /rlo/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 4 |
| /retardy/ |
3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 0 |
| 27 November 2021 | /hfc/
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0–1 | /offtopic/
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| 17:00 |
We take those  64'
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 26' Schizo Moment
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Final PEStination Attendance: 139 |
| 27 November 2021 | /rlo/
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3–2 | /retardy/
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| 17:40 |
Thanks Australia 45+2', 59' Dovabear 73'
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9' Proshi 70' DayZ
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100 Acre Wood Attendance: 129 |
| 28 November 2021 | /hfc/
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3–3 | /rlo/
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| 17:00 |
He hungers 17', 36', 39'
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65' N E C C Yourself 85', 90+0' Hot Skill Wine 12' Thanks Australia 56' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?
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The Void Attendance: 133 |
| 28 November 2021 | /offtopic/
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3–0 | /retardy/
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| 17:40 |
Schizo Moment 28', 58' Offtopic Moment 82'
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Astraea Hill Attendance: 147 |
| 4 December 2021 | /rlo/
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0–2 | /offtopic/
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| 17:00 |
31' Offtopic Moment 90+1' Schizo Moment
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100 Acre Wood Attendance: 98 |
| 4 December 2021 | /retardy/
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4–7 | /hfc/
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| 17:40 |
KuWAHshii 30' Proshi 72', 88', 90+2'It's his Party 76'
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18', 90+0', 90+3' He hungers 45+2' We take those 60', 74', 80' It goes UP?!
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The Void Attendance: 108 |
Group B
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /tfh/ |
3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 |
| /sfi/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
| /fast/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 4 |
| /smish/ |
3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 1 |
| 27 November 2021 | /sfi/
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2–3 | /fast/
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| 18:20 |
Missed the Memo 3' Feesh 35'
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29' Sick for 5 Seconds 36' B A N A N A S M M M M 66' Lrn2drift
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4chan City.swf Attendance: 142 |
| 27 November 2021 | /tfh/
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3–2 | /smish/
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| 19:00 |
Two Flops One Boss 15' Wakeup Super 54'Floof 60'Ded Game 29'
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45+0', 50' Cuck Shed Dog 68' Forward Aerial
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100 Acre Wood Attendance: 144 |
| 28 November 2021 | /sfi/
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1–1 | /tfh/
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| 18:20 |
Missed the Memo 6'
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48' Two Flops One Boss 72' Everyone is Arizona
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Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 151 |
| 28 November 2021 | /fast/
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2–2 | /smish/
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| 19:00 |
B A N A N A S M M M M 4' Lrn2drift 45+2'
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27' Robin Reigns 83' The 7 Club 44' Me and the Boys
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Daytona Beach Attendance: 152 |
| 4 December 2021 | /tfh/
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1–0 | /fast/
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| 18:20 |
Two Flops One Boss 17'
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Racist Barn Attendance: 118 |
| 4 December 2021 | /smish/
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2–6 | /sfi/
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| 19:00 |
Robin Reigns 29' Cuck Shed Dog 70'Robin Reigns 31'Plont Gang Plont Gang 41'
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45+0', 59' Our Lord and Saviour 49', 63' Feesh 53', 56' E G G
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Final PEStination Attendance: 119 |
Group C
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /square/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 6 |
| /bvn/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 4 |
| /tubes/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 4 |
| /ow/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 3 |
| 27 November 2021 | /bvn/
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3–3 | /tubes/
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| 19:40 |
Baseball Lesbians 31', 77' Romance Detective 51'
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16', 59', 63' TUUUUUUUUUBES
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The Grandcypher Attendance: 143 |
| 27 November 2021 | /ow/
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2–4 | /square/
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| 20:20 |
Autotranslate 19' Best Girl (GOAT) 66'Stoned Loop Buddy 87'
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6' Eep Wah 54' DrBorisGcup 59' The Best 79' Hehe Buttz
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The Time Cube Attendance: 136 |
| 28 November 2021 | /bvn/
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3–2 | /ow/
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| 19:40 |
Muzzle Busting 26' Baseball Lesbians 36'Captain Newathlete 64'
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12' Commit Water Lantern 18' Self
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Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 146 |
| 28 November 2021 | /tubes/
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4–2 | /square/
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| 20:20 |
TUUUUUUUUUBES 25', 67' We're Geniuses! 78'La Creatura de la Federacion 88'
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18', 45+2' Hehe Buttz
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 149 |
| 4 December 2021 | /ow/
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4–1 | /tubes/
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| 19:40 |
Commit Water Lantern 54' Self 61', 69'Best Girl (GOAT) 79'
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76' For Science!
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The Time Cube Attendance: 118 |
| 4 December 2021 | /square/
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4–2 | /bvn/
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| 20:20 |
Hehe Buttz 22', 45+3', 68', 80'
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48', 54' Baseball Lesbians 90+4' Bling Bling Teddie
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Yubidōkan Attendance: 115 |
| Tiebreaker Match | ||||
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| 4 December 2021 | /bvn/
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2–0 | /tubes/
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| 22:20 |
Baseball Lesbians 77', 90+2'
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 117 |
Group D
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /xb2/ |
3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| /ring/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 4 |
| /zra/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 4 |
| /rts/ |
3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 1 |
| 27 November 2021 | /rts/
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4–4 | /xb2/
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| 21:00 |
Glad you could Remake it, Rockstar 21' Grey Goo is a Game that Exists 45+1'Spanish Villager with White Supremacy 61'Construct Additional Pylons 81'>united >civilized >states >of america 31'Anime Ending 84'
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26' AAAAAIYAH!! 33' Cuck Cat 45+2', 73' Peak Nonpon Engineering
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Armchair General Attendance: 128 |
| 27 November 2021 | /zra/
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1–1 | /ring/
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| 21:40 |
Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 72'
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43' Wet Splat
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Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 125 |
| 28 November 2021 | /rts/
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2–4 | /zra/
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| 21:00 |
Glad you could do it Silverless Zelda 27' KANE 71'Grey Goo is a Game that Exists 81'
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36' A Kind Seed 48', 56' Slaps Roof of Pendand Pod 90+3' Potionless Tri-Nexx
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Armchair General Attendance: 146 |
| 28 November 2021 | /xb2/
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3–1 | /ring/
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| 21:40 Note: /xb2/'s noblade was injured at 90+2' and did not come back. |
Peak Nopon Engineering 18', 59' One Eyed Monster 22'
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52' Wet Splat 90+2' Tipp is Late
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Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 140 |
| 4 December 2021 | /zra/
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0–4 | /xb2/
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| 21:00 |
Blind Pun Roulette 16'
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44', 87', 90+0' Peak Nopon Engineering 76' One Eyed Monster
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Intercity Blimp Train Attendance: 110 |
| 4 December 2021 | /ring/
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2–1 | /rts/
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| 21:40 |
205lb Fatass 16', 34'
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18' Spanish Villager with White Supremacy 68' Arm = Antivax
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Orbital Ring Stadium |
Knockout Stage
Quarter-finals
/offtopic/
/bvn/
/tfh/
/hfc/
/square/
/ring/
/xb2/
/sfi/
Semi-finals
Final
Quarter Finals
| 5 December 2021 | /offtopic/
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| 17:00 |
| 5 December 2021 | /tfh/
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– | /hfc/
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| 17:40 |
| 5 December 2021 | /square/
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– | /ring/
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| 18:20 |
| 5 December 2021 | /xb2/
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– | /sfi/
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| 19:00 |
Semi Finals
| 5 December 2021 | TBD 
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– | TBD
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| 19:40 |
| 5 December 2021 | TBD
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– | TBD
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| 20:20 |
Third Place Match
| 5 December 2021 | TBD
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– | TBD
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| 21:00 |
Final
| 5 December 2021 | TBD
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– | TBD
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| 21:40 |
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